THE CAMEL

By half-past six we were under way, and all the Syrian world seemed to

be under way also. The road was filled with mule trains and long

processions of camels. This reminds me that we have been trying for some

time to think what a camel looks like, and now we have made it out. When

he is down on all his knees, flat on his breast to receive his load, he

looks something like a goose, swimming; and when he is upright he looks

like an ostrich with an extra set of legs. Camels are not beautiful, and

their long under lip gives them an exceedingly “gallus” expression. They

have immense flat, forked cushions of feet, that make a track in the

dust like a pie with a slice cut out of it. They are not particular

about their diet. They would eat a tombstone if they could bite it. A

thistle grows about here which has needles on it that would pierce

through leather, I think; if one touches you, you can find relief in

nothing but profanity. The camels eat these. They show by their actions

that they enjoy them. I suppose it would be a real treat to a camel to

have a keg of nails for supper.

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