CONSTANTINOPLE

Commercial morals, especially, are bad. There is no gainsaying that.

Greek, Turkish, and Armenian morals consist only in attending church

regularly on the appointed Sabbaths, and in breaking the ten

commandments all the balance of the week. It comes natural to them to

lie and cheat in the first place, and then they go on and improve on

nature until they arrive at perfection. In recommending his son to a

merchant as a valuable salesman, a father does not say he is a nice,

moral, upright boy, and goes to Sunday-school and is honest, but he

says, “This boy is worth his weight in broad pieces of a hundred—for

behold, he will cheat whomsoever hath dealings with him, and from the

Euxine to the waters of Marmora there abideth not so gifted a liar!” How

is that for a recommendation? The missionaries tell me that they hear

encomiums like that passed upon people every day. They say of a person

they admire, “Ah, he is a charming swindler, and a most exquisite liar!”

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