5. Ditto. Ditto.

By command of their Majesties.

Of six plays of which there were no bills in the Burney collection, I was

enabled to add instances of the performance of Mrs. Siddons on those

nights from a portion of that truly rare and valuable library purchased

by Government of the late Dr. Burney’s son for the British Museum.

Ladies this year wore goloshes, four distinct falls of lace from the

hat to the shoulders, and rolled curls on either side of the neck: they

continued to carry fans.[130]

1777.

I remember well that in an autumn evening of this year, during the time

my father lived in Norton Street,[131] going with him and his pupils on

a sketching party to what is now called Pancras Old Church; and that

Whitefield’s Chapel in Tottenham Court Road, Montague House, Bedford

House, and Baltimore House,[132] were then uninterruptedly seen from the

churchyard, which was at that time so rural that it was only enclosed

by a low and very old hand-railing, in some parts entirely covered with

docks and nettles. I recollect also that the houses on the north side

of Ormond Street commanded views of Islington, Highgate, and Hampstead,

including in the middle distance Copenhagen-house, Mother Red-cap’s, the

Adam and Eve, the Farthing Pie House, the Queen’s Head and Artichoke, and

the Jew’s Harp House.[133]

Early in this year Spiridione Roma,[134] who had cleaned the pictures

of the Judges then hanging in Guildhall, published a prospectus for

Bartolozzi’s print from the portrait of Mary Queen of Scots in Drapers’

Hall, said to have been painted by Zucchero.[135]

1778.

At this period I began to think there was something in a

prognostication announced to my dear mother by an old _star-gazer_ and

_tea-grouter_,[136] that, through life, I should be favoured by persons

of high rank; for, in this year, Charles Townley, Esq. (the collector

of the valuable marbles which now bear his name in the British Museum),

first noticed me when drawing in Mr. Nollekens’ studio, and pouched

me half a guinea to purchase paper and chalk.[137] This kindness was

followed up by Dr. Samuel Johnson, who was then sitting for his bust. The

Doctor, after looking at my drawing, then at the bust I was copying, put

his hand heavily upon my head, pronouncing “Very well, very well.” Here

I frequently saw him, and recollect his figure and dress with tolerable

correctness. He was tall, and must have been, when young, a powerful man:

he stooped, with his head inclined to the right shoulder: heavy brows,

sleepy eyes, nose very narrow between the eye-brows, but broad at the

bottom; lips enormously thick; chin, wide and double. He wore a stock

and wristbands; his wig was what is called a “_Busby_,” but often wanted

powder. His hat, a three-cornered one; coats, one a dark mulberry, the

other brown, inclining to the colour of Scotch snuff, large brass or gilt

buttons; black waistcoat and small-clothes--sometimes the latter were

corduroy; black stockings, large easy shoes, with buckles; his gait was

wide and awkwardly sprawling; latterly he used a _hooked_ walking-stick,

in consequence of his having saved the life of a young man as he was

crossing from Queenhithe to Bankside.

One of the Doctor’s sticks of this shape brought me into a scrape. It

was given to me by the late William Tunnard, Esq., of Bankside;[138] he

received it from his friend Mr. Perkins;[139] it was one of many that the

Doctor kept at Thrale’s. This stick I promised to my worthy and liberal

friend the Rev. James Beresford, of Kibworth, Market Harborough;[140]

but, alas! when I went to “stick-corner” somebody had walked it off.

However, if this page should meet the eye of its present possessor, I

hope, even should the “Bannister” I now rest upon be deemed useless by

Time’s sandy-glass, his conscience may order the Johnsonian relic to

be delivered to the above-named gentleman, whose property I declare it

unquestionably to be. My present strong stick, named “_Bannister_,”

was given to me when afflicted with the gout, by a fellow-sufferer,

universally known under the friendly appellation of “_Honest Jack_.”

I once saw him follow a sturdy thief, who had stolen his handkerchief in

Grosvenor Square, seize him by the collar with both hands, and shake him

violently, after which he quickly let him loose; and then, with his open

hand, gave him so powerful a smack on the face, that sent him off the

pavement staggering.

[Illustration: DR. SAMUEL JOHNSON

“Pockets which might have almost held the two volumes of his folio

dictionary.”]

Ladies appeared for the first time in riding-habits of men’s cloth, only

descending to the feet; they also walked with whips like short canes,

with a thong at the end. The elderly ladies continued to wear goloshes.

Fans were in general use.

For the honour of female genius, be it here recorded, that, in the

_Ladies’ Pocket-book_, published this year, an engraved group of nine

whole-length female figures was published, viz. Miss Carter, Mrs.

Barbauld, Angelica Kauffman, Mrs. Sheridan, Mrs. Lenox, Mrs. Montague,

Miss More, Mrs. Macaulay, and Mrs. Griffith, each lady in the character

of a Muse. Four Pocket-books appeared this year, entitled _Ladies’

Pocket-book_, _Ladies’ own Memorandum Book_, _Ladies’ Annual Journal_,

and _Ladies’ Complete Pocket-book_.[141]

1779.

On Monday, February 1st, Taylor, the facetious pupil of Frank Hayman, and

the old friend of Jonathan Tyers, lifted Nollekens’ studio door-latch,

put in his head, and announced, “For the information of some of the sons

of Phidias, I beg to observe, that David Garrick is now on his way to

pay his respects to Poet’s Corner. I left him just as he was quitting

the boards of the Adelphi.”[142] I am now employing the exact words he

made use of, though certainly the levity was misapplied on so solemn an

occasion.

I begged of my father, who then carved for Mr. Nollekens, to allow me

to go to Charing Cross to see the funeral pass, which he did with some

reluctance. I was there in a few minutes, followed him to the Abbey,

heard the service, and saw him buried.[143]

Mr. Garrick died on the 20th of January, in the back room of the first

floor, in his house in the Adelphi. The ceiling of the drawing-room

was painted by Zucchi: the subject, Venus attired by the Graces. The

chimneypiece in this room is said to have cost £800.[144]

On a night when Mr. Garrick was acting the part of Lear, one of the

soldiers who stood on the stage blubbered like a child. Mr. Garrick, who

was as fond of a compliment as most men, when the play was over, sent

for the man to his room, and gave him half a crown. It was the custom

formerly for two soldiers to stand on the stage during the time of

performance, one at either end of the proscenium.

This year the Grotto Garden, Rosamond Row, near the London Spa, was kept

by Jackson, a man famous for grottoes and fireworks. He had made great

additions to it, viz. a new Mounted Fountain, etc. The admittance was

sixpence.[145]

[Illustration: “PERDITA” ROBINSON

“She imprinted a kiss on my cheek, and said, ‘There, you little rogue.’”

_J. T. Smith_]

1781.

Although I could model and carve a little, I longed to be an engraver,

and wished much to be placed under Bartolozzi, who then lived in Bentinck

Street, Berwick Street.[146] My father took me to him, with a letter

of introduction from Mr. Wilton, the sculptor. Mr. Bartolozzi, after

looking at my imitations of several of Rembrandt and Ostade’s etchings,

declared that he should have been glad some years previous to take such a

youth, but that, in consequence of ill-treatment from some of his pupils,

he had made up his mind to take no more. The Bishop of Peterborough

(Dr. Hinchliffe),[147] one of my father’s patrons, then prevailed on

Sherwin to let me in at half-price; and under his roof I remained for

nearly three years. Here I saw all the beautiful women of the day; and,

being considered a lively lad, I was noticed by several of them. Here I

received a kiss from the beautiful Mrs. Robinson.

This impression was made upon me nearly as I can recollect in the

following way:--It fell to my turn that morning, as a pupil, to attend

the visitors, and Mrs. Robinson came into the room singing. She asked to

see a drawing which Mr. Sherwin had made of her, which he had placed in

an upper room. When I assured her that Mr. Sherwin was not at home, “Do

try to find the drawing of me, and I will reward you, my little fellow,”

said she. I, who had seen Rosetta, in _Love in a Village_, the preceding

evening, hummed to myself, as I went upstairs, “With a kiss, a kiss, and

I’ll reward you with a kiss.”

I had no sooner entered the room with the drawing in my hand, than she

imprinted a kiss on my cheek, and said, “There, you little rogue.” I

remember that Mrs. Darby, her mother, accompanied her, and had brought

a miniature, painted by Cosway, set in diamonds, presented by a high

personage, of whom Mrs. Robinson spoke with the highest respect to

the hour of her dissolution.[148] The colour of her carriage was a

light blue, and upon the centre of each panel a basket of flowers was

so artfully painted, that as she drove along it was mistaken for a

coronet.[149]

1782.

Early in the month of December, this year, Sherwin painted, engraved,

and published a glorious portrait of Mrs. Siddons, in the character of

the Grecian Daughter. That lady sat in the front room of his house, St.

James’s Street. I obeyed Mr. Sherwin’s orders in raising and lowering the

centre window-curtains, the shutters of the extreme ones being closed for

the adjustment of that fine light and shade upon her face which he has so

beautifully displayed in the print. This print, in consequence of a purse

having been presented to Mrs. Siddons by her admirers in the profession

of the Law, was dedicated to “The Gentlemen of the Bar.”[150]

[Illustration: MRS. SIDDONS

“A glorious portrait.”]

By the liberality of my amiable friend, William Henderson, Esq.,[151] I

am in possession of a cast taken by Lochee, the modeller, from the face

of this wonderful actress, which I intend leaving to that invaluable

gallery of theatrical portraits, so extensively formed by that favourite

offspring of Nature, Charles Mathews,[152] Esq., at Kentish Town; but

should that collection ever be dispersed, which I most heartily trust it

never will be, then I desire that it may go to the Green-room of Drury

Lane Theatre. To this bequest I subscribe my name,

Witnesses to this my declaration,

John Thomas Smith.

John Bannister.

-- Harley.[153]

1783.

One of the numerous subjects which I drew this year for Mr. Crowle,[154]

was the old brick gateway entrance to St. Giles’s churchyard, then

standing opposite to Mr. Remnent’s timber-yard, in which drawing I

introduced the figure of old Simon, a very remarkable beggar, who,

together with his dog, generally took their station against one of the

gate-piers. This man, who wore several hats, at the same time suffered

his beard to grow, which was of a dirty yellow-white. Upon his fingers

were numerous brass rings. He had several waistcoats, and as many

coats, increasing in size, so that he was enabled by the extent of the

uppermost garment to cover the greater part of the bundles, containing

rags of various colours; and distinct parcels with which he was girded

about, consisting of books, canisters containing bread, cheese, and

other articles of food; matches, a tinder-box, and meat for his dog;

cuttings of curious events from old newspapers; scraps from Fox’s _Book

of Martyrs_, and three or four dog’s-eared and greasy thumbed numbers of

the _Gentleman’s Magazine_.

From these and such like productions he gained a great part of the

information with which he sometimes entertained those persons who stopped

to look at him.

When I knew him,--for he was one of my pensioners,--he and his dog

lodged under a staircase in an old shattered building called “Rats’

Castle,” in Dyot Street, mentioned in _Nollekens and his Times_ as that

artist’s rendezvous to discover models for his Venuses. Dyot Street has

disappeared, and George Street is built on its site.[155] His walks

extended to the entrances only of the adjacent streets, whither he either

went to make a purchase at the baker’s or the cook’s shops. Rowlandson

drew and etched him several times; in one instance Simon had a female

placed before him, which the artist called “Simon and Iphigenia.” There

is a large whole-length print of him, published by John Seago, with the

following inscription:--

SIMON EDY, born at Woodford, near Thrapston, Northamptonshire, in 1709:

died May 18, 1783.[156]

Respecting his last dog, for he had possessed several, which wicked boys

had beguiled from him, or the skinners of those animals had snatched up,

the following anecdote is interesting:--A Smithfield drover, whose dog’s

left eye had been much injured by a bullock, solicited Simon to take him

under his care till he got well. The mendicant cheerfully consented, and

forthwith, with a piece of string, confined him to his arm; and when, by

being more quiet, he had regained his health sufficiently to resume his

services to his master, old Simon, with the most affectionate reluctance,

gave him up, and was obliged to content himself with the pleasure of

patting his sides on a market-day, when he followed his master’s drove

to the slaughter-house in Union Street. These tender and stolen caresses

from the hand which had bathed his wound, Rover would regularly stop to

receive at St. Giles’s porch, and then hastily run to get up with the

bullocks. Poor Simon, after missing the dog as well as his master for

some weeks, was one morning most agreeably surprised to see the faithful

animal crouch behind his feet, and with an uplifted and sorrowful eye,

for he had entirely lost the blemished one, implore his protection by

licking his beard, as a successor to his departed and lamented keeper.

Rover followed Simon, according to Dr. Gardner’s idea, to “his last and

best bedroom”;[157] or, according to Funeral Weever,[158] his “bed of

ease.” Shortly before Simon’s death, I related to Mrs. Nollekens several

instances of Rover’s attachment. “I think, Sir,” observed that lady, “you

once told me that he had been a shepherd’s dog from Harrow-on-the-Hill.

I don’t like a shepherd’s dog: it has no tail,[159] and its coat is

as rough as the bristles of a cocoanut. No, Sir, my little French

dog is my pet.” However, fortunately for poor Simon, the Hon. Daines

Barrington[160] was present when Dr. Johnson’s Pekuah[161] made this

silly remark, for he never after passed the kind-hearted mendicant

without giving him sixpence. There was an elegy printed for poor Simon,

with a woodcut portrait of him.

[Illustration: BENJAMIN WEST, P.R.A.

“Sir, I was once a Quaker, and have never left their principles.”]

Ugly and deficient in sight and tail as Rover certainly was, it is also

as equally unquestionable that Simon never had occasion to carry him to

Fox Court, St. James’s Street, for the recovery of his health, under

the direction of Dr. Norman,[162] the canine physician, so strenuously

recommended upon all occasions by George Keate, the poet,[163] and

far-famed connoisseur. No, poor Rover was kept in health by being

allowed to range the streets from six till nine, the hours in which the

nightly stealers of the canine race, and the dexterous of all dentists,

were on their way to Austin’s, at Islington,[164] to dispose of their

cruel depredations upon many a true friend to the indigent blind, “to

whom the blackbird sings as sweetly as to the fairest lady in the land.”

1784.

Mr. West, to whom I had sat for the head of St. John in his picture of

the Last Supper, for the altar of St. George’s Chapel, Windsor,[165]

frequently engaged me to bid for him at auctions, an honour also

occasionally conferred on me for similar services by Sir Joshua Reynolds.

It was during one of these commissions in this year, that the late

Richard Wyatt, Esq., of Milton Place, Egham, Surrey, noticed me; he was

then starting as a collector of pictures, prints, and drawings.[166] That

gentleman kindly invited me to his house, and not only introduced me to

his amiable family, but to his most intimate neighbours. He allowed me

the use of a horse, to enable me more readily to visit the beauties of

Windsor Park and Forest, the scenery of which so attracted and delighted

me, that during one month’s stay I made nearly one hundred studies. The

two Sandbys were visitors to my patron; and to Thomas, then Deputy Ranger

of Windsor Great Park, a situation given to him by his Royal Highness

William, Duke of Cumberland (Thomas Sandby had been engineer draughtsman

to his Royal Highness at the battle of Culloden), I am indebted for

my knowledge of lineal perspective. The Misses Wyatt were delightful

persons, and much noticed at the Egham Balls, for one or two of which

occasions I had the pleasure of painting butterflies on a muslin dress,

and also imitating the “Sir Walter Raleigh,” the “Pride of Culloden,” and

other curious and rare carnations, on tiffany, for their bouquets, which

were then scented and much worn.

I was here introduced to Viscount Maynard, to whom Mr. Wyatt had been

guardian. His Lordship married the celebrated Nancy Parsons,[167] and

was a most spirited draughtsman of a horse. Among other gentlemen, I

was also introduced to the late Sir Richard Colt Hoare, Bart.,[168]

and the late Rev. George Huddesford,[169] of Oxford, Kett’s satirist,

and the witty author of poems entitled _Salmagundi_, dedicated to Mr.

Wyatt. Several of these I have often heard him most humorously sing,

particularly those of “the renowned History and rare Achievements of John

Wilkes.” The chorus ran thus:--

“John Wilkes he was for Middlesex,

They chose him knight of the shire;

And he made a fool of Alderman Bull,

And call’d Parson Horne a liar.”

“The Barber’s Nuptials,” which may be seen in the _Elegant Extracts_, and

almost every other collection of fugitive poetry, was also written by

him.[170]

Mr. Huddesford had studied under Sir Joshua Reynolds, and had copied many

of the President’s pictures with tolerable ability, with an intention

of pursuing the arts, but his master-talent was more conspicuously

displayed in compositions of fruit, in which his representations of ripe

and melting peaches, and the rich transparent grape, were inimitable.

The late Sir George Beaumont, Bart., with whom Mr. Huddesford had been

extremely intimate, was in possession of a remarkably fine specimen by

him, which the worthy baronet frequently allowed to be copied.

Huddesford, after the death of Warton, chalked on the walls of the

College--

“The glorious sun of Trinity is set,

And nothing left but farthing-candle Kett.”[171]

He published _The Elements of General Knowledge_, which were called, at

Oxford “The Elements of General Ignorance”; and his last work, _Emily_,

procured him the name of Emily Kett. His supposed resemblance to a horse

was the occasion of much academical waggery:--his letter-box was often

filled with oats; and when he wished to have his portrait taken, he was

sent to the famous Stubbs,[172] the horse painter, who, on receiving him,

and expecting to hear whether his commission was to be for a filly or a

colt, was much surprised to find Kett pompously announce that he expected

the likeness to be in full canonicals.

Samuel Woodforde (afterwards a Royal Academician)[173] was employed by

Mr. Wyatt, in consequence of an introduction by Sir Richard Colt Hoare,

Bart., to paint trees and landscapes on the panels of his drawing-room,

mostly from scenes in Windsor Park and Forest. Mr. Wyatt was one of

Opie’s early friends. He painted for that gentleman several of the

Burrell and Hoare family; indeed, he was instrumental in bringing that

artist out of his humble and modest lodging in Orange Court, Leicester

Fields,[174] to his house in Queen Street, next door to that for many

years occupied by that comic and most exemplary child of Nature, the

late Miss Pope,[175] whose inimitable acting as Miss Allscrip, in _The

Heiress_, not only delighted the public, but was deservedly complimented

by its author, General Burgoyne, who at one time lived in Hertford

Street, May Fair, in the house that had been inhabited by Lord Sandwich,

and subsequently by R. B. Sheridan and Mr. Dent.[176]

This year, Mr. Flaxman, who then lived in Wardour Street, introduced me

to one of his early patrons, the Rev. Henry Mathew, of Percy Chapel,

Charlotte Street, which was built for him;[177] he was also afternoon

preacher at St. Martin’s-in-the-Fields. At that gentleman’s house, in

Rathbone Place, I became acquainted with Mrs. Mathew and her son, the

late John Hunter’s favourite pupil. With that gentleman, in his youthful

days, I had many an innocent frolic. I was obliged to him in several

instances, and can safely say no one could excel him as an amiable

friend, a dutiful son, or excellent husband. At Mrs. Mathew’s most

agreeable conversaziones I first met the late William Blake,[178] the

artist, to whom she and Mr. Flaxman had been truly kind. There I have

often heard him read and sing several of his poems. He was listened to by

the company with profound silence, and allowed by most of the visitors

to possess original and extraordinary merit. A time will come when the

numerous, though now very rare, works of Blake (in consequence of his

taking very few impressions from the plates before they were rubbed out

to enable him to use them for other subjects) will be sought after with

the most intense avidity.[179] He was considered by Stothard and Flaxman

(and will be by those of congenial minds, if we can reasonably expect

such again) with the highest admiration. These artists allowed him their

most unqualified praise, and were ever anxious to recommend him and

his productions to the patrons of the Arts; but alas! they were not so

sufficiently appreciated as to enable Blake, as every one could wish,

to provide an independence for his surviving partner Kate, who adored

his memory. The late Sir Thomas Lawrence has been heard to declare that

England would be for ever immortalized by the productions of Sir Joshua

Reynolds, Flaxman, and Stothard.

Mrs. Mathew was not only a great encourager of musical composers,

particularly the Italians, but truly kind to young artists. She

patronized Oram, Loutherbourg’s assistant: he was the son of _Old_ Oram,

of the Board of Works, an artist whose topographical pictures possess

considerable merit, and whose name is usually introduced in picture

catalogues under the appellation of “_Old_ Oram.”[180]

Mr. Flaxman, in return for the favours he had received from the Mathew

family, decorated the back parlour of their house, which was their

library, with models (I think they were in putty and sand) of figures in

niches, in the Gothic manner; and Oram painted the window in imitation of

stained glass; the bookcases, tables, and chairs were also ornamented to

accord with the appearance of those of antiquity.

Rathbone Place, at this time, entirely consisted of private houses, and

its inhabitants were all of high respectability. I have heard Mrs.

Mathew say that the three rebel lords, Lovat, Kilmarnock, and Balmerino,

had at different times resided in it; and that she had also been informed

that the floor of her parlours, which is now some steps above the street,

was even with the floor of the recess under the front pediment of St.

Paul’s Cathedral.

1785.

Many a summer’s evening, when I have been enjoying Runnymede, and its

far surrounding variegated meadows, from the wooden seat of Cooper’s

Hill (upon which were engraven numerous initials of lovers, and the

dates of their eternal vows), little did I think that in my future

days it would be in my power to state that I had made drawings of most

of the parish churches as well as family mansions which were then in

view, for the topographical collections of the Duke of Roxborough, Lord

Leicester, the Hon. Horace Walpole, Mr. Bull, Mr. Storer, Dr. Lort,

Mr. Haughton James, Mr. Crowle, and Sir James Winter Lake, Bart.[181]

Several of these, which have since been distributed, I now and then

meet with in the portfolios of more modern illustrators, and they bring

to my recollection some truly pleasing periods. It was in the old house

at Ankerwycke that I was introduced by Lady Lake to Lady Shouldham.

It was at Old Windsor that I dined with Mrs. Vassal, and at Staines

Bridge with the beautiful Miss Towry, since Lady Ellenborough. It was

at Chertsey I was first introduced to Mr. Douglas, Colonel St. Paul,

and those truly kind-hearted characters, Mr. Fox and Mrs. Chamberlain

Clark. At Staines I was benefited by the skill of Dr. Pope;--at

Harrow made known to Dr. Drury;--at Southgate to Alderman Curtis;--at

Trent Park to Mr. Wigston;--at Forty Hill, Enfield, to the antiquary

Gough;--at Bull’s Cross to the facetious Captain Horsley, brother to the

Bishop of Rochester, and the Boddams;--at the “Firs,” Edmonton, to my

ever-to-be-revered friend the late Sir James Winter Lake, Bart.;--at Weir

Hall to the benevolent and highly esteemed Mr. Robert Jones, Mr. Webster

and his friendly son;--at Bruce Castle to Mr. Townsend;--at Tottenham

to Mr. John Snell, and to Mr. Samuel Salt. This gentleman informed me

that he was one of the four who buried Sterne.[182] Of the friendly

inhabitants of these houses, and many others to whom I had the pleasure

of being known, within the extensive view from Cooper’s Hill, very few

are now living.

During the Races on Runnymede, I have often seen their late Majesties

George the Third and Queen Charlotte driving about in an open

four-wheeled chaise, enjoying the pleasures of the course on equal

terms with the visitors. I remember to have been spoken to three times

by his Majesty; once on a very foggy morning at a stile near Clewer,

when I stepped back to give a gentleman, who had nearly approached it

in the adjoining field, the preference of coming over first; but upon

his saying, “Come over, come over,” I knew the voice to be the King’s,

consequently I took off my hat, and obeyed. His Majesty observed in his

quick manner, when getting over, “A thick fog, thick fog.” Another time,

when I was drawing an old oak in Windsor Park, the King and Queen drove

very near me in their chaise, and one of his Majesty’s horses shied at my

paper; upon which the King called out to me, “Shut your book, sir, shut

your book!”

The last time I was noticed by the King, I must say his Majesty appeared

to be a little startled, as well he might. It was under the following

circumstances. Wishing to make a drawing of one of the original stalls

in St. George’s Chapel, Windsor, before they were finally taken down,

a shilling prevailed upon one of the workmen to lock me in during his

dinner-hour. However, it so happened that his Majesty, who frequently

let himself into the Chapel at that time to look at the progress of the

works, did not perceive me, as I stood in a corner, but on his return

from the altar, he asked, “Who are you, sir? Oh! you startled my horse in

the park the other day. What are you about?” I then held up my drawing;

and his Majesty, who must have noticed my embarrassment, did me the

honour to say, “Very correct; I believe you are at Mr. Wyatt’s,--a very

good man;--I have a high regard for him and all his family.”

During the time I was studying the scenery of Windsor Park, Mr. Thomas

Sandby, who was busily engaged in placing the numerous stones to form

the representation of rocks and caverns at the head of the Virginia

Water, in Windsor Park, frequently dug for stones in Bagshot Heath.

Fortunately he discovered one of an immense size, which he thought would

afford him a massive breadth in his composition, but it was so large he

was under the necessity of breaking it with gunpowder; however, fortune

favoured his design by blowing it into two nearly equal parts, so that

he was enabled to join them on their destined spot to great advantage as

to general effect. This was Mr. Thomas Sandby’s second attempt at the

water-head;[183] he had in the first instance failed by using only sand

and clay, for which failure that worthy man was not only nicknamed “Tommy

Sandbank,” but roughly scourged by the throng of Huddesford, who composed

a song upon the occasion, from which I have selected the following

verses:--

1.

When Tom was employ’d to construct the Pond Head,

As he ponder’d the task, to himself thus he said:

“Since a head I must make, what’s a head but a noddle?

So I think I had best take my own for a model.”

Derry down, etc.

2.

Then his work our projector began out of hand,

The outside he constructed with rubbish and sand;

But brains on this head had been quite thrown away,

Those he kept for himself, so he lined it with clay.

5.

But the water at length, to his utter dismay,

A bankruptcy made, and his head ran away;--

’Twas a thick head for certain; but, had it been thicker,

No head can endure that is always in liquor.

12.

Hence, by way of a Moral, the fallacy’s shown

Of the maxim that two heads are better than one;--

For none e’er was so scurvily dealt with before,

By the head that he made and the head that he wore.

Derry down, etc.

[Illustration: FRANCIS GROSE

“A chiel’s amang ye takin’ notes.”]

For many years the back parlour of the “Feathers”[184] public-house

(a sign complimentary to its neighbour, Frederick, Prince of Wales,

who inhabited Leicester House), which stood on the side of Leicester

Fields, had been frequented by artists, and several well-known amateurs.

Among the former were Stuart,[185] the Athenian traveller; Scott,[186]

the marine painter; old Oram, of the Board of Works;[187] Luke

Sullivan,[188] the miniature painter, who engraved that inimitable print

from Hogarth’s picture of the “March to Finchley,” now in the Foundling

Hospital; Captain Grose,[189] the author of _Antiquities of England_,

_History of Armour_,[190] etc.; Mr. Hearne,[191] the elegant and correct

draughtsman of many of England’s Antiquities (so beautifully engraved

by his amiable friend Byrne), Nathaniel Smith, my father, etc. The

amateurs were Henderson, the actor; Mr. Morris, a silversmith; Mr. John

Ireland, then a watchmaker in Maiden Lane, and since editor of Boydell’s

edition of Dr. Trusler’s work, _Hogarth Moralized_; and Mr. Baker,

of St. Paul’s Churchyard, whose collection of Bartolozzi’s works was

unequalled.[192] When this house, the sign of the “Feathers,” was taken

down to make way for Dibdin’s Theatre, called the “Sans Souci,” several

of its frequenters adjourned to the “Coach and Horses” public-house in

Castle Street, Leicester Fields; but in consequence of their not proving

customers sufficiently expensive for that establishment, the landlord one

evening venturing to light them out with a farthing candle, they betook

themselves to Gerard Street, and thence to the “Blue Posts” in Dean

Street, where the club dwindled into two or three members, viz. Edridge,

the portrait draughtsman; Alexander, of the British Museum; and Edmunds,

the upholsterer, who had been undertaker to the greater part of the

club.[193]

Mr. Baker, the gentleman before mentioned, being a single man, and

sometimes keeping rather late hours, was now and then accompanied by a

friend half way home, by way of a walk. It was on one of these nights,

that, just as he and I were approaching Temple Bar, about one o’clock,

a most unaccountable appearance claimed our attention,--it was no

less an object than an elephant, whose keepers were coaxing it to pass

through the gateway. He had been accompanied by several persons from the

Tower Wharf with tall poles, but was principally guided by two men with

ropes, each walking on either side of the street, to keep him as much

as possible in the middle on his way to the menagerie, Exeter Change;

to which destination, after passing St. Clement’s Church, he steadily

trudged on with strict obedience to the commands of his keepers. I had

the honour afterwards of partaking of a pot of Barclay’s Entire with this

same elephant, which high mark of his condescension was bestowed when

I accompanied my friend the late Sir James Winter Lake, Bart., to view

the rare animals in Exeter Change--that gentleman being assured by the

elephant’s keeper that if he would offer the beast a shilling, he would

see the noble animal nod his head and drink a pot of porter. The elephant

no sooner had taken the shilling, which he did in the mildest manner from

the palm of Sir James’s hand, than he gave it to the keeper, and eagerly

watched his return with the beer. The elephant then, after placing his

proboscis to the top of the tankard, drew up nearly the whole of the then

good beverage. The keeper observed, “You will hardly believe, gentlemen,

but the little he has left is quite warm;” upon this we were tempted to

taste it, and it really was so. This animal was afterwards disposed of

for the sum of one thousand guineas.[194]

[Illustration: COVENT GARDEN THROUGH HOGARTH’S EYES

“The first square inhabited by the great.”

_J. T. Smith_]

1786.

Possibly the present frequenters of print sales may receive some little

entertainment from a description of a few of the most singular of those

who constantly attended the auctions during my boyish days. The elder

Langford, of Covent Garden, introduced by Foote as Mr. Puff, in his farce

of _The Minor_,[195] I well remember; yet by reason of my being obliged

to attend more regularly the subsequent evening sales at Paterson’s

and Hutchins’s--next-door-neighbour auctioneers, on the north side of

King Street, Covent Garden,[196] I am better enabled to speak to the

peculiarities of their visitors than those of Mr. Langford.

It was in 1783, during the sales of the extensive collection of Mr.

Moser, the first keeper of the Royal Academy,[197] and Mr. Millan,

bookseller at Charing Cross,[198] that I noticed the following remarkable

characters. I shall, however, first endeavour to describe the person of

Paterson, a man much respected by all who really knew him; but perhaps

by none with more sincerity than Doctor Johnson, who had honoured him

by standing godfather to his son Samuel, and whom he continued to

notice as he grew up with the most affectionate regard, as appears in

the letters which the doctor wrote in his favour to his friends Sir

Joshua Reynolds and Mr. Humphrey, printed by Boswell.[199] Mr. Paterson

was in height about five feet eight inches, and stooped a little in

the shoulders. When I first knew him, he was a spare man, and wore a

powdered clubwig, similar to that worn by Tom Davies, the bookseller and

biographer of Garrick, of whom there is an engraved portrait. Paterson

was really a walking library, and of manners precisely coinciding with

the old school. I remember that by a slight impediment in his speech,

he always pronounced the letter R as a V; for instance, Dart’s _History

of Canterbe_v_y_, and a dromedary, he pronounced a d_wa_mmeda_v_y;

notwithstanding this defect, he publicly lectured on the beauties of

Shakspeare.

Mr. Gough,[200] the Editor of Camden’s _Britannia_, was the constant

frequenter of his book-sales. This antiquary was about the same height

as the auctioneer, but in a wig very different, as he wore, when I knew

him, a short shining curled one. His coat was of “formal cut,” but he

had no round belly; and his waistcoat and smallclothes were from the same

piece. He was mostly in boots, and carried a swish-whip when he walked.

His temper I know was not good, and he seldom forgave those persons who

dared to bid stoutly against him for a lot at an auction: his eyes, which

were small and of the winky-pinky sort, fully announced the fretful

being. As for his judgment in works of art, if he had any it availed him

little, being as much satisfied with the dry and monotonous manner of Old

Basire,[201] as our late President West was with the beautiful style of

Woollett and Hall.

Dr. Lort,[202] the constant correspondent of Old Cole,[203] was a man

of his own stamp, broad and bony, in height nearly six feet, of manners

equally morose, and in every respect just as forbidding. His wig was a

large _Busby_, and usually of a brown appearance, for want of a dust of

powder. He was chaplain to the Duke of Devonshire; and as he wore thick

worsted stockings, and walked anyhow through the mud, considered himself

in no way obliged to give the street-sweepers a farthing. He had some

wit, however, but it was often displayed in a cowardly manner, being

mostly directed towards his little opponent, Doctor Gossett,[204] who

was unfortunately much afflicted by deformity, and of a temper easily

roused by too frequent a repetition of threepenny biddings at Paterson’s.

Paterson sold his books singly, and took threepence at a bidding.

Hutchins was about five feet nine inches, but in appearance much shorter

by reason of his corpulency. His high forehead, when compared with a

perpendicular, was at an angle of forty-five. He was what Spurzheim

would call a _simple_ honest man: his wife was of the same build, but

most powerfully possessed the organ of inquisitiveness, which induced

her to be a constant occupant of a pretty large and easy chair, by the

side of the fire in the auction-room, in order that she might see how

business was going on. Mr. and Mrs. Hutchins appeared so affectionately

mutual in all their public conclusions, that Caleb Whitefoord, the witty

wine-merchant, one of the print-sale visitors, attempted to flourish off

the following observation as one of his invention: “You see,” said he to

Captain Baillie, “Cocker is not always correct; _one_ and _one_ do not in

this instance make _two_.”[205]

Caleb Whitefoord[206] was what is usually called a slight-built man,

and much addicted when in conversation to shrug up his shoulders. He had

a thin face, with little eyes; his deportment was gentlemanly, though

perhaps sometimes too high for his situation in life. His dress, upon

which he bestowed great attention, was in some instances singular,

particularly in his hat and wig, which were remarkable as being solitary

specimens of the Garrick School. He considered himself _a first-rate_

judge of pictures, always preferring those by the _old masters_, but

which he endeavoured to improve by touching up; and when in this

conceited employment, I have frequently seen him fall back in his chair,

and turn his head from one shoulder to the other, with as much admiration

of what he had done, as Hogarth’s sign-painter of the Barley-mow in his

inimitable print of Beer Street.

[Illustration: LONDON STREET MERCHANTS: UMBRELLAS TO MEND

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