HUSBAND AND WIFE.

Nimrod may have been a mighty hunter in his day, but he was never

anything to compare with Jared Pellet, who for twenty long years--that

is to say, years of the ordinary length--had engaged in the chase of one

savage, long-fanged, dire, snarling brute of a wolf, a hungry grinning

wretch, grey and grim, and ever licking his thin gums. Old and lank he

was, but a very giant in endurance; and very often circumstances were

reversed, the hunter becoming the hunted, when it took all Jared's

strength and courage to keep the wolf at bay.

That wolf had lain down his long, lean, hungry form at Jared's door when

he married, and, on and off, he had been there ever since. What were

Nimrod's feats to hunting or keeping at bay a wolf for twenty long

years? Jared Pellet had done all this, and was ready to keep up the

struggle with the wolf Poverty so long as he had breath left in his

body.

They were busy in Duplex Street as usual. Jared was wax-ending a

cracked clarionet, pausing every now and then to apply the reed to his

lips and breathe out such a wail as would have produced goose-skin upon

a stranger. Here, though it had no effect upon Mrs Jared, who was

stitching hard, nor upon Patty, bending over her work, there was another

present who winced slightly, namely, Janet, who was paying one of her

many visits to her friend; and as each wail arose, she drew in her

breath between her set teeth and slightly knitted her brow. Then

catching Patty's eye, the latter smiled and rose, and the two girls left

the room to husband and wife.

"Ah!" said Mrs Jared, as soon as they were alone, "I do wish poor Canau

would leave that horrid place."

"Used to it, and won't," said Jared, supplementing his speech with a

dismal "too-hoo" from the clarionet.

"I don't like to be unkind to poor Janet," said Mrs Jared; "but I'm

always in dread of something happening when Patty goes there."

"Too-hoo, too-roo, roo-roo," blew Jared from the half-cobbled

instrument. "Hen's anxiety about her chicks!"

"Chicks! yes;" said Mrs Jared with a sigh, her thought's current turned.

"It is such a drawback having so many children, as well as the anxiety;

what with the doctor and the nurse, and dear, dear, the extravagance of

the old things, it is really dreadful; and when I'm up-stairs and can't

help myself, I do so fidget about the expense. The tea that goes when

Patty is not there is really infamous. I'm sure it's never used. And

when you buy black at three shillings, and green at four, Mr Timson's

best, it worries you terribly. If ever--you know what I mean--and I

wanted one again poor Mrs Nimmer had promised to come, if I'd set her

free on Saturdays for dusting, and, of course, on Sundays, and now she's

ill."

From the wail which now arose from the clarionet it might have been

supposed that Mrs Nimmer had been dead, but Jared did not speak.

"Oh, dear!" sighed Mrs Jared, "if we did not have so many children!"

"What's the good of grumbling?" grunted Jared; and then there was

silence, only broken by the clicking of needle against thimble.

"When was she taken ill?" said Mrs Jared then.

"What? Mrs Nimmer?--last week. Break up, I think. She's past

seventy."

Mrs Jared sighed again, and then Jared took up the ball as he went on

busily cleaning the keys of the instrument.

"Children are expensive luxuries. Costly; they do eat so furiously; and

I don't believe there ever were such children as ours to eat--bless 'em.

Poor folks' children ought to be born without appetites, instead of

coming into the world with a double share. Some people do, I think,

reckon the poor to be a different race to their noble selves; and if

they are to be so looked on, it does seem a pity that Nature don't take

the matter up and cover them with feathers or wool. What a saving it

would be if they'd only moult every year and come out in a new suit!"

"Jared, you ought to be ashamed of yourself!" said his wife.

"So I am, my dear," said Jared, screwing up his face; "but it was you

who grumbled. `Like as the arrows in the hand of a giant;' and `Happy

is the man who has his quiver full of them.' That's it, isn't it? But

they didn't pay rent and rates and taxes in those days, and every man

had his own freehold in the land of Israel. Ah! there was no Duplex

Street in the land in those days."

"Nor no Decadia," said Mrs Jared, tartly.

"No," said Jared, "nor no St Runwald's. By the way, I wonder who used

to mend their musical instruments at that time."

Here Jared gave a loud nasal "whang-whung" upon the clarionet.

"There were the trumpets they blew before Jericho, you know," he

continued. "They must have got cracked some time or other. They

couldn't have had organs though, and Ichabods wern't invented to blow.

`To repairing clarionet, ninepence,'" he muttered, writing a little

entry in a pocket-book. "Never mind the expense, my dear. Look at the

breed: not such children anywhere. Talk about arrows: sharp as needles.

I wish, though, you'd ask that little one of Tim's here to play with

them a little oftener. I like the child, and--and well there, I believe

it's really an act of kindness."

"Poor little thing, yes," said Mrs Jared; "but she's not like a child;

she's so old and strange, and don't seem to mix with them. Mr Ruggles

came this afternoon just as Janet came up to the door."

"Tim Ruggles--what did he want? I don't owe him a penny."

"Don't talk in that way, dear, just as if all the people who came to the

house wanted money."

"Well, don't they?" said Jared.

"No, dear, of course not, not all; and I don't think you ought to speak

like that."

"Consequences of long habit, my dear," said Jared.

"And besides, Mr Ruggles never troubled you for money, though it has

been owing to him sometimes till I've been ashamed to see him."

"That beautiful wife of his has though," said Jared, nursing one leg by

the fire as he stirred the glue now melting in the little pot, preparing

for some fresh piece of music cobbling.

Mrs Jared winced and looked uncomfortable.

"Bullied me terribly one day for two and ninepence. Bother the Jezebel!

I hate her, if it's only for the way in which she ill-uses that child.

'Pon my soul," exclaimed Jared excitedly, "I feel sometimes as if I

could take the little thing away."

Here Jared stirred the glue so viciously, that a portion fell over into

the fire, and a vile savour arose in his nostrils.

"But it was about her he came to-day," said Mrs Jared, nervously.

"What! little Pine?"

"No; about Mrs Ruggles," said Mrs Jared, speaking very hurriedly. "He

says there is no doubt about poor Mrs Nimmer never being able again to

perform her duties; and he wants you to use any little influence you may

have with Mr Gray and Mr Timson."

"What for--mending?" said Jared.

"No, no; to back Mrs Ruggles in trying to get the appointment of

pew-opener."

"What! Mrs Ruggles?"

"Yes, dear," exclaimed Mrs Jared, laying down her work.

"I'll see her--"

"And if you will," continued Mrs Jared, hastily interrupting her

husband, whose glue was again in the fire, "he says that she will not

mind the distance."

"I shouldn't think she would," exclaimed Jared. "Why, she'd scourge us

all. Why, I hate her and she hates me, and has done ever since I spoke

about her ill-using the little one. Why, before I'd stir a step to get

the nasty old cat the post, I'd--"

"And Mr Ruggles says, if you would speak for her, he thinks her having

occupation away would make it pleasanter for those at home, and little

Pine would be more left to him; and it would be conferring an obligation

upon him that he would never forget."

"Bother the fellow! why did he put it like that, so as to make a man eat

his words? Why, I hate to see the nasty one-sided looks of the woman;

and I know if I help her into the church, she'll do me an ill turn for

it some time or other."

"Nonsense," cried Mrs Jared. "Depend upon it the woman has some good

qualities."

"Ah! it's all very fine!" said Jared. "You'd take the very devil's

part, if you saw him in trouble."

"Hush!" exclaimed Mrs Jared; "and now you'll do your best now, won't

you, and do Mr Ruggles a good turn?"--the Mr was slightly emphasised.

"I promised him you would."

"Men are lords of the creation," muttered Jared; "man is a free agent.

Ah, well! are we going out to-night?"

"Yes, and to see Janet home," was the reply; and soon after, Mrs Jared

stood, big basket in hand, and ready, for it was marketing night, and

there were the wants of the household to supply.

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