A busy day at St Runwald's. Mrs Nimmer, the pew-opener, in a clean cap,
like a white satin raised pie. Mr Purkis, the beadle--of "Purkis's Shoe
Emporium," in private life--in full uniform and dignity. He had cuffed
Ichabod Gunnis, the organ-blower, for spinning his top in the porch, and
sent that young gentleman howling up the stair leading to the loft,
where he thrust off his big charity-boy shoes, and stole down again in
his soft, speckled-grey worsted stockings, to where from a darkened
corner he could catch sight of his portly enemy, and relieve his mind by
turning his back, doubling down, and grinning between his legs,
distorting his face after the fashion of the corbels of the old church,
the tongue being a prominent figure as to effect. For quite five
minutes Ichabod showed his utter contempt for the church dignitary in
question, who was all the time in a brown study, calculating the amount
he would probably receive by way of what he called "donus," upon the
appointment of a new organist--a train of thought interrupted by the
consideration of the verses he should distribute at the coming
Christmas, the last set having been unsatisfactory, from having been
used by the beadle of the neighbouring parish, "a common man and low."
But there was soon an interruption to this second train of thought, for
people began to congregate, and he had to lend his aid to Mrs Nimmer,
and assist the worthy old lady in imprisoning the new-comers in the big
old pews, where if they could not see they would at all events be able
to hear, this being the day for the organ competition.
People assembled under the impression that they were about to hear
something unusual, eight competitors having been selected from a very
host of applicants; for the post, without taking into consideration the
fifty pounds per annum, was one of honour, St Runwald's being an organ
with a name.
Through the influence of the churchwarden and his medical friend--only a
slight return on that gentleman's part, for Jared had been a good friend
to him--the Clerkenwell music cobbler, as he called himself, was one of
the select, and now sat in nervous guise where the vicar and
churchwardens were assembled to elect the new performer.
Eight competitors, with testimonials to prove that though there might
have been Mozarts, Beethovens, and a long roll of worthy names in
harmony, yet there never had lived such able, such enthusiastic
musicians as Edward Barrest, Mus. Doc., Oxon.; Philip Keyes, Mus. Doc.,
Cantab.; Herr Schtopffz; Handel Smith, R.A.; and Corelli Sweller. There
were two other names read, but Mr Timson, the vicar's churchwarden,
bungled so that Jared Pellet could not catch them; but his ear-drum
vibrated when his own was given out, and he shivered horribly. There
were stout and important men there, and men thin and insignificant, but
conspicuous for his shabby aspect was Jared Pellet.
The testimonials did not have their due weight, for the vicar's
churchwarden, Mr Timson, tea-dealer, a short, stout, peg-top style of
man, threw himself into a violent perspiration by trying to keep each
man's papers separate, as he turned them over and over with a peck here,
and a peck there, and laid them in heaps, just as if he were sorting
tea-papers for pounds, halves, and quarters; and at last, what with
confusion and his formidable double eye-glass, which was rather weak in
the back and given to shutting up when it should have kept open, he
worked himself into such a knot that he did what was best for him under
the circumstances, handed the paper chaos over to his brother official,
who hurriedly put on his gold-rimmed spectacles, and did not read a
word.
The vicar, the Rev. John Grey, a ruddy, genial old man, then in his turn
read aloud, for the benefit of those in the vestry, the list of the
candidates.
"And now, then, gentlemen," he said, "preliminaries being adjusted, and
matters in train, we will proceed to the organ."
"We" meant the candidates; for the vicar took possession of a pew, where
he looked very much out of place, seeing that reading-desk and pulpit
were both empty; and then there was a little bustle and confusion in the
old church, as Jared slowly, and with sinking heart, followed the great
musicians to the organ loft, from whence he could see Monsieur Canau
taking snuff furiously, and Mrs Pellet, Patty, and a pew full of little
Pellets anxiously waiting "to hear father play."
"Ten minutes each, gentlemen," said the vicar loudly from below, when,
the Oxford doctor's name being first upon the list, he took his seat.
Ichabod Gunnis loudly moistened his hands, and bent to his task, pulling
up the bellows beam, and then sprawling across it to bear it down again
with his own weight. While unrolling a piece of music, the doctor
informed those around that it was his own composition, and played it
through in a most admirable manner.
But the effect of the doctor's composition was spoiled, for just in the
midst of the finest _forte_ Ichabod Gunnis had fished a "boxer" top from
the pocket of his yellow leather tights, and, lost in admiration of its
peg, forgotten his task and slackened his efforts, so that the wind
failed in the chest, and in place of a series of grand chords there came
from the old organ such doleful howls, as of a dying tune, that the
organist thrust the fingers that should have been upon the keys into his
hair, and grinned at himself in the reflector like a musical fiend.
"Try again," whispered a competitor, loftily, and the Oxford man
re-played his piece; but though he got through it this time without
mishap, the doctor felt that unless his testimonials told strongly in
his favour, his had been but a fruitless journey that day.
Next came the Cambridge doctor, with a noble march, which brought forth
murmured applause from those who listened. Then followed Handel Smith,
who confined himself to the works of his great namesake, and now won
plaudits, softly given, for his masterly performance of the great
"Hallelujah Chorus."
As this last performer left his seat, Jared glanced down into the
church, where, amidst the fast increasing audience, and occupying the
most prominent place he could secure, stood Richard Pellet, with his
thumbs in the arm-holes of his white vest, as he leaned back in portly
guise against the pew front, and frowned acceptance of the last man's
musical incense, which he seemed to consider entirely in his own honour.
But now he caught sight of brother Jared, and as eye met eye, Richard's
frown deepened, and his bottom lip protruded, as he appeared
contemptuously to say, "Some people are such fools."
At all events, Jared Pellet seemed to feel the words, and to think them
true. He glanced round the church, as if seeking an opportunity to
escape from the moral custody in which he found himself; but there was
refreshment for him in the bright eyes of Patty, and an encouraging
smile from Mrs Pellet at her side.
The competition progressed. Mr Timson gave vent to his opinion that
Herr Schtopffz--a gentleman who appeared to be all fair hair, cheeks,
and spectacles--almost made the organ speak; while in their turns the
other competitors played admirably. A buzz of conversation ensued, as
people warmly discussed the merits of the various performers; the
churchwardens looked at one another, as if to say, "What next?" and Mrs
Pellet and her daughter began to fidget in their seats, both impatient
for Jared to begin, since it had been their decided opinion that he
should have been the first to play.
But the buzz of conversation suddenly ceased, for the vicar rose in his
pew and exclaimed loudly--
"Another candidate yet, gentlemen--Mr Jared Pellet."
Volume 1, Chapter IV.