Extract from local time-table:--

"10.45 a.m. Motor Service between Freshwater and Newport

for light passengers only."

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"Referring to the plea of Dr. Budge, the poet laureate,

for purer English, a writer in the 'Daily Chronicle'

says...."--_Glasgow Evening Citizen_.

Purer spelling of names is what the POET LAUREATE would really like to

see.

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It was very touching of _The Evening News_ to give so much space to

the distressing story of the real Duchess who could not get a seat at

Olympia--(surely they might have thrown out a common person to make

room for her?)--but it was tactless to go on:

"'If you will bring me a couple of chairs,' said the duchess,

'I will sit down in the gangway with the greatest pleasure.'"

It makes one wonder which of our larger duchesses it was.

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Punch, or the London Charivari, Volume 146, January 21, 1914 · 第 13 / 45 题