AN AL-FRESCO LUNCH.

There were plenty of those whom the great beast looked upon as foes

lying prostrate, for with yells of dismay the crowd dashed off

helter-skelter, trampling each other down in their efforts to escape,

clearing the way as rapidly as they could; but the only object that

offered itself for attack was one of the big van horses, which had swung

round in the alarm, to stand right in the elephant's way.

And now, flapping its ears, giving its miserable little tail a twist in

the air, and uttering a pig-like squeak, the elephant charged, catching

the horse in the ribs and knocking it over on to its side; and then,

without stopping to trample upon the poor animal, the monster indulged

in a peculiar caper resembling a triumphant war-dance, a movement which

but for the suggestion of danger would have been comical in the extreme.

Then, stopping short as if to make a survey of its position with its

piercing eyes, the elephant looked at the ruined van, then at the villa

residences opposite the Doctor's great mansion, then at the blank wall

(which seemed to puzzle it, with what looked like a palisade of boys'

heads), and next up the road.

At last, turning sharply round to point with uplifted trunk down the

road in the direction from which it had come, it went off in its curious

shuffling shamble as if in pursuit of the flying crowd; while, now in a

state of the greatest excitement, about a score of the wild-beast

van-drivers, headed by the man who had the elephant in charge, cracking

his whip and shouting for it to come back, started in pursuit.

The Doctor's pupils, evidently feeling that they were safe behind the

wall, for the elephant displayed no intention of using his trunk to pick

their heads as if they were gigantic cherries, all stood fast, most

probably too much startled to stir; and having an excellent view of this

unexpected episode in the procession, had the satisfaction of seeing the

principal actor trotting away the whole length of the playground wall,

his hind-quarters looking more than ever like an enormous pair of

ill-made, ill-fitting trousers.

"Will he catch them--overtake any of them?" cried Glyn, as the elephant

passed the spot where he and Singh were watching the proceedings, the

latter with his dark eyes glittering and nostrils quivering, as the

whole business brought back something he had once seen in his native

state.

But as he spoke the loud shouting of the frightened crowd tearing away

down the road suddenly ceased, as those nearest became conscious of the

fact that their pursuit by the great beast had ceased.

Soon after passing the end of the Doctor's wall, the elephant, now fully

at liberty, found itself by the tall, well-clipped mingled

hawthorn-and-privet hedge that enclosed the lawn-like, verdant

cricket-field, at the far side of which there was a grand row of old

elms which brought back to the escaped animal memories of Indian forests

and pendant boughs covered with fresh green leaves that could be torn

down and eaten; and, stopping short in the rapid pace which it had

pursued, swinging its massive head from side to side, it once more

turned itself "half-right," as if upon a pivot, stared at the tall green

hedge for a few moments, and then, curling its trunk right backwards

over its neck, it uttered another trumpeting note which was no longer

angry, but sounded cracked and partook of the nature of a squeak. Then

it did not charge the hedge, but just walked through it; and as soon as

its great circular feet began to feel the soft, yielding grass into

which they sank, for the ground was moist, the great brute began to

twitch its tail in the most absurd way, squeak with delight, and indulge

in the most clumsily ridiculous gambol ever executed by monster ten feet

high.

It was for all the world such a dance, magnified, as a fat, chubby

little Shetland pony would display when, freed from bit, bridle, or

halter, it was turned out to grass. And now, as the elephant began

careering right across the cricket-field in the direction of the row of

elms, there was a shout of dismay from the row occupying the forms; and,

headed by Mr Morris, a retreat was made to a place of safety, that

being represented by the doors opening on to the playground--Mr Morris,

the mathematical master, charged as he was with his long study of

Euclid, evidently considering it to be his duty for the benefit of his

pupils to describe a straight line.

But he was soon distanced by the boys, whose wind was much better. The

last, as if he considered it his duty to protect the rear, was the

Doctor himself, looking exceedingly red in the face and breathing very

hard. But, truth to tell, he--not being either a general, admiral, or

even captain of a vessel of war--was not influenced by any brave

intention to leave the field or vessel only after the last of his men.

The Doctor's proceedings were caused by inability to keep up.

But he was not the last. The sight of an elephant cantering across

country, or in its customary shuffling gait, was nothing new to Singh

and Glyn. Experience gained in more than one hunt, and in a land where

these mammoth-like creatures are beasts of burden, as well as perhaps a

feeling that if they did happen to be pursued youth and activity would

enable them to get out of the brute's way, caused the two boys to stand

fast alone upon the last form, thoroughly enjoying the acts of the

performer, and wondering what he would do next.

"Oh, Glyn," cried Singh, clapping his hands as hard as he could, "and I

was grumbling! Why, this is a procession! I haven't seen anything like

this since we left home."

"No," panted Glyn, who was as excited as his companion. "Why, it's like

old Rajah Jamjar, as we used to call him, on the rampage. Here come the

men," he continued.--"Hi! I say, the Doctor won't like you breaking

through his hedge," he shouted, though his words were not heard.--"He's

broken a way for them, though."

"Here," shouted Singh, with his hands to his mouth, "you mustn't go

after that elephant with whips. He's raging, and if you go near he'll

turn upon you perhaps, and kill you."

But the men could not hear his words, and, each with his big carter's

whip, they followed slowly across the field, unheeded by the elephant,

and evidently without the slightest intention of overtaking the

fugitive.

The great brute turned neither to the right nor left, but stopped as

soon as he reached the row of elms, beyond which were the garden and

grounds of the most important resident in Plymborough, a very wealthy

retired merchant, who took great pride in his estate, and whose orchard

annually displayed a vast abundance of red and gold temptations of the

kind beloved by boys in other counties as well as sunny Devon.

It was pleasant and shady beneath the elms, and a faintly heard grunt of

satisfaction came to the two boys' ears as they saw the great fugitive

reach up, twist its indiarubber-like trunk, and gather together a bunch

of twigs, which it snapped off, and then, reversing its elastic organ,

stood tucking them into its peculiarly moist mouth.

"Oh, he's quiet and tame enough," said Glyn.

"No, he isn't," cried Singh; "he's in a fury."

"But it's a regular tame one," said Glyn. "I dare say they might walk

up and drive it in now. I'll go and help them if you will."

"Well," said Singh, slowly and thoughtfully, "I don't know. It's a

strange elephant; he's been scared, and I saw as he passed that he was

in a temper; but I dare say we know as much about elephants as they do."

"Yes, let's go."

But as they were speaking, and the elephant stood refreshing itself with

another bunch of green leaves, it appeared to catch sight of the group

of drivers, who, whip-armed, had now stopped together to consult in the

middle of the field, where they were being joined by a fat,

chuffy-looking little man, who was hurrying to them, hat in one hand,

yellow silk pocket-handkerchief in the other, with which he kept on

dabbing his very smooth and shiny white bald head.

The elephant was evidently watching, and had recognised this white shiny

head, for he raised his trunk and let fall the twigs, blew a defiant

blast upon his natural trumpet, and, wheeling round once more, did not

charge, but made a crashing sound as he walked right through the

park-palings which divided the two estates, where beneath the trees a

green hedge would not grow.

As the elephant disappeared in the next field, only a glimpse being

obtained of it through the one panel of the split oak fence, every one

seemed to recover his departed courage. The men, now joined by the

bald-headed personage, who was really the proprietor of the great show,

began to follow the fugitive to the boundary of the Doctor's grounds.

The two boys sprang off the form and ran to join them, while away to the

right, bodies began to appear from the Doctor's premises where heads

only had been seen; and chief amongst these was Mr Morris, the

mathematical master, who, influenced by his conscience, and reminded of

the fact that he had gone on drawing that line very straight till he

reached the shelter of the house, an act which he felt must have rather

lowered his reputation for bravery amongst the boys, now came out a few

yards into the playground; and, as the boys began to gather round him,

he moved on again a little way, making a point of keeping himself

nearest to the danger, if any danger there were, but not going so far as

to preclude an easy retreat.

Now, in naval law, during an action there is a tradition that the safest

place for a sailor, and where he is least likely to be hit, is the hole

through which a cannon-ball or shell has crashed into the ship.

Possibly, being a mathematician, Mr Morris may have calculated the

possibilities against the elephant that had marched through that piece

of fence coming back through it again. And so it was that as the

Doctor's grounds were clear, the enemy having departed, he followed

farther and farther out into the cricket-field, and then headed a

cluster of the first-form boys who, unknown to the Doctor, were making

for the broken fence. The fact that they soon saw the elephant's

pursuers pass through, and with them the bald-headed man, with their

fellow-pupils Glyn and Singh on each side leading, had doubtless

something to do with the forward movement.

Slegge, too, was the biggest and loudest there. He was looking very

white, almost as white as Ramball's bald head, but he said it was all a

"jolly lark;" and then for want of something else to say to express how

he was enjoying himself, he made the same remark again, and then laughed

aloud. But it was the same sort of laugh as would be uttered by the

victim of a practical joke who has suddenly sat down upon a tin-tack or

a pin.

Mr Morris, too, grew braver and braver, and he smiled a ghastly smile

which rather distorted his features as he addressed his pupils.

"Come along, boys," he said. "This is a holiday indeed. We are going

to search for the unknown quantity. An elephant hunt in the Doctor's

grounds! It is quite a novelty."

"But it isn't in the Doctor's grounds now, sir," said Burney.

This was meant to be facetious; but it turned Mr Morris's smile into a

glare, and brought down upon the boy's head a rebuke from Slegge.

"Here, don't you be so fast, youngster," cried the latter, with the

wisdom of a sage in his stern look. "Just remember whom you are talking

to, if you please." Then, to curry favour with the master, "I beg your

pardon, Mr Morris, would this be an Indian or an African elephant?"

"Well, Mr Slegge," said the mathematical master, with his ghastly smile

coming back, "now if this were a question of a surd in a compound

equation I should be happy to tell you; but as soon as the captive is

taken again, and the `lark,' as you call it, is over, I should recommend

you to ask Mr Rampson. He'll tell you, and give you some information

as well respecting the Carthaginian army and the elephants with their

towers that they marched against the Romans. My mathematical studies

take up all my brain-power, and I never venture upon another master's

ground. By the way, who are those boys that we just saw walk through

that fence with the show-people? Trespassers, of course. We don't want

any of the town boys here. No violence, mind; but I think you might

give them a lesson and turn them out."

"But they were the two new pupils, sir."

"What! Severn and the Prince?"

"Yes, sir," came in chorus.

"Dear me! The Doctor would be very angry if he knew. He strongly

objects to his young gentlemen making friends with strangers."

"Yes, sir," said Burney; "and they have gone out of bounds."

"Will you keep your mouth shut?" whispered Slegge; and, dropping a pace

behind the master, he clenched and held up one fist very close to

Burney's nose as if it were a curiosity that the boy might like to see.

"Ah, well," said Mr Morris, "perhaps they thought that it would be the

safest place behind the elephant's keepers. These tamed animals have a

great dread of the whip."

All was beautifully calm now out in the field. The grass seemed greener

than ever. There was an excited crowd in the main road by the damaged

hedge, and quite a cluster of pupils, masters, and servants up by the

house; but Morris and his little party were alone, and all seemed so

safe that they grew thoroughly brave, and quite nonchalantly edged their

way on towards the broken panel which looked temptingly clear.

All was still, and there was no suggestion of danger, while as they

slowly went close up there was no sound of voice. It was perfectly

evident that the elephant must have been followed far away, and had

probably gone right on through the neighbouring grounds and made his way

somewhere out at the back.

They were approaching diagonally, and as they came very near to the

opening a curious electric kind of feeling such as is called by old

women "the creeps," manifested itself in what doctors term the "lumbar

regions" of every one's back.

But they were all very brave, and Morris suddenly became conscious of

the fact that the boys were all looking at him in a very questioning

way, so he could not help feeling that there were drawbacks to being the

leader of a party when there is possible danger somewhere ahead, and it

is impossible for the sake of one's credit to retreat.

This is especially the case in connection with dogs that are supposed to

be mad and have to be driven away, or in haunted rooms, and the walking

of ghosts and other vapours of that kind which a puff of the wind of

common-sense would always blow away.

Somehow or other, Morris began to talk very loudly to his young

companions as he screwed his courage up to the sticking-point, feeling

as he did that at all hazards he must go right up to that opening and

just look through. And with this intent, followed not quite closely by

the boys, he went so near that he had but to take one more step to be

able to look through into the next field; in fact, he was in the act of

stretching out his hand to lay it upon one of the big oaken splints that

hung from its copper nail, when there was a sharp report as if a pistol

had been fired just on the other side, and in an instant the whole party

were in retreat.

"Ha, ha, ha!" laughed Morris. At least it was supposed to be a laugh;

but the sounds were very peculiar, and he looked strangely white as he

shouted, "Stop, boys, stop! What are you afraid of? It was only one of

those carter fellows who cracked his whip.--Well, my man," he continued,

in a husky voice that did not seem like his own, to one of the

van-drivers who now appeared in the opening, "have you caught the

elephant?"

As the man replied the boys began to collect again from their

ignominious flight, and it was observable that they were all laughing at

one another in an accusatory manner, each feeling full of contempt for

the pusillanimous behaviour of the others, while the looks of Morris

might have given the whole party a conscious sting.

But there was the van-driver answering as the boys clustered hurriedly

up.

"No, sir, and I've had enough of it," said the man. "It aren't my

business. I'm monkeys, I am; and got enough to do to keep they

mischievous imps in their cage. I don't hold with elephants; they are

too big for me, and I know that chap of old."

"Indeed!" said Morris, eager to cover his last retreat by drawing the

man into conversation.

"Yes, sir, he's a treacherous beggar. Pretends to be fond of a man, and

gets him up against a wall or the side of a tree, and then plays pussy

cat."

"Plays what?" cried Slegge.

"Pussy cat, sir. You know: rubs hisself up again' a man same as a

kitten does against your leg. But it aren't the same, because if the

pore chap don't dodge him he gets rubbed out like a nought on the

slate."

"Dear me! Extraordinary!" said Morris. "But--er--er--where is the

fugitive beast now?"

"Ah, you may well call him a fugity beast, sir. I don't quite know what

it means; but that's a good name for him, and he desarves it. Oh, he's

over yonder now, right in the middle of yon orchard, and nobody durst go

near him. Every time any one makes a start he begins to roosh, and then

goes back in amongst the trees, and when I come away I never see

anything like it in my life. It was bushels then."

"Bushels--bushels, my man?"

"Yes, sir, he was a-picking the apples with that trunk of his, and

tucking them in as fast as ever they'd go. A beast! he'll fill hisself

before he's done. He won't leave off now he's got the chance, and he'll

kill anybody who goes nigh him. You see, the master keeps him pretty

short to tame him down and keep him from going on the rampage. It's all

a mistake having a thing like that in a show. You take my word for it,

sir. If you goes in for a mennar-gerry you take to monkeys. They don't

take nothing to keep, for the public feeds them on nuts and buns, and if

it warn't for their catching cold and going on the sick-list they'd be

profit every ounce."

"Er--thank you, my man," said Morris haughtily; "but I don't think it

probable that I shall venture upon a peripatetic zoo--eh, young

gentlemen?"

"Oh no, sir!" came in chorus.

"Can we see the huge pachyderm from here?"

"Packing apples, sir? No, no, don't you alter that there, sir. You

called him fugity beast just now, and you can't beat that.--No, you

can't see him. He's in there among them apple-trees."

"Why, he's got into old Bunton's orchard, sir," cried Slegge, and he

stepped forward to the opening. "Yes, you can't see the elephant, sir,

but you can see the men all round. I think they are tying him up to a

tree, sir."

"Yes, that's likely," said the man grimly. "I dare say they've all got

a bit of string in their pockets as will just hold him."

"Er--do you think we could go up a little closer, my man, without the

young gentlemen getting into danger?" said Morris, in the full

expectation that he would be told it would be dangerous in the extreme.

"Go closer, sir? Yes, of course you can. He won't hurt none of you so

long as you don't try to take his apples away. If yer did I shouldn't

like to be you."

"Let's go, then, sir," cried Burney eagerly, and the desire seemed to be

growing in the other boys' breasts.

"Well, I don't know," said Morris; "that is, if you will promise not to

go too close."

"Oh, we won't go too close, sir," cried Slegge warmly, and he looked as

if he were speaking the truth.

The result was that the master, trying very hard to carry off his

disinclination to go with the remark, "We don't often have such an

opportunity as this, boys," led the way across the park-like field of

the Doctor's neighbour towards an extensive orchard, in which, nearly

hidden by the trees, the escaped monster was having his banquet of

apples, and turning a deaf ear, or rather two deaf ears of the largest

size, to all orders to come out.

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