"These stories are scarcely credible, yet there can be no doubt of

their accuracy. Another friend, on whose veracity I have the fullest

dependence, called one evening on Blake, and found him sitting with a

pencil and a panel, drawing a portrait with all the seeming anxiety of

a man who is conscious that he has got a fastidious sitter; he looked

and drew, and drew and looked, yet no living soul was visible. 'Disturb

me not,' said he, in a whisper, 'I have one sitting to me.' 'Sitting

to you!' exclaimed his astonished visitor; 'where is he, and what is

he?--I see no one.' 'But I see him, Sir,' answered Blake, haughtily;

'there he is, his name is Lot--you may read of him in the Scripture.

_He_ is sitting for his portrait.'"

Blake's last residence was No. 3, Fountain Court, Strand; he had two

rooms on the first floor, that in front, with the windows looking into

the court, had its walls hung with frescoes, temperas, and drawings

of Blake's, and was used as a reception-room. The back room was the

sleeping and living-room, kitchen, and studio; in one corner was the

bed, in another the fire, at which Mrs. Blake cooked. By the window

stood the table serving for meals, and by the window the table at which

Blake always sat (facing the light), designing or engraving. "There

was," says Mr. Gilchrist, "an air of poverty as of an artizan's room;

but everything was clean and neat; nothing sordid. Blake himself, with

his serene, cheerful, dignified presence and manner, made all seem

natural and of course. Conversing with him, you saw or felt nothing

of his poverty, though he took no pains to conceal it: if he had,

you would have been effectually reminded of it. But, in these latter

years he, for the most part, lived on good though simple fare. His

wife was an excellent cook--a talent which helped to fill out Blake's

waistcoat a little as he grew old. She could even prepare a made dish

when need be. As there was no servant, he fetched the porter for

dinner himself, from the house at the corner of the Strand. Once, pot

of porter in hand, he espied coming along a dignitary of Art--that

highly respectable man, William Collins, R.A., whom he had met in

society a few evenings before. The Academician was about to shake

hands, but seeing the porter, drew up and did not know him. Blake

would tell the story very quietly, and without sarcasm. Another time,

Fuseli came in, and found Blake with a little cold mutton before him

for dinner, who, far from being disconcerted, asked his friend to join

him. 'Ah! by G--!' exclaimed Fuseli, 'this is the reason you can do

as you like. _Now I can't do this._' His habits were very temperate.

Frugal and abstemious on principle, and for pecuniary reasons, he

was sometimes rather imprudent, and would take anything that came

in his way. A nobleman once sent him some oil of walnuts he had had

expressed purposely for an artistic experiment. Blake tasted it, and

went on tasting, till he had drunk the whole. When his lordship called

to ask how the experiment had prospered, the artist had to confess

what had become of the ingredients. It was ever after a standing joke

against him. In his dress, there was a similar triumph of the man

over his poverty, to that which struck one in his rooms. In-doors, he

was careful, for economy's sake, but not slovenly: his clothes were

threadbare, and his grey trousers had worn black and shiny in front,

like a mechanic's. Out of doors he was more particular, so that his

dress did not in the streets of London challenge attention either way.

He wore black knee-breeches and buckles, black worsted stockings,

shoes which tied, and a broad-brimmed hat. It was something like an

old-fashioned tradesman's dress. But the general impression he made on

you was that of a gentleman in a way of his own."

Blake died August 12th, 1827: he composed and uttered songs to his

Maker so sweetly to the ear of his Katherine, that when she stood

to hear him, he, looking upon her most affectionately, said: "My

beloved, they are not mine--no--they are not mine." He expired in his

sixty-ninth year, in the back room at Fountain Court, and was buried

in Bunhill Fields on the 17th of August, at the distance of about

twenty-five feet from the north wall, numbered 80.

[Illustration: Joseph Nollekens. From the _Life and Times_ by J. T.

Smith.]

Nollekens, the Sculptor.

Avarice would appear to have run in the blood of the Nollekens family.

"Old Nollekens," the father of Joseph, was "a miserably avaricious

man," and when, in the Rebellion of 1745, his house was attacked by the

mob, who thought themselves sure of finding money, the old man became

so terrified that he lingered in a state of alarm until his death.

Little Joey was described by Mrs. Scheemakers, the sculptor's wife,

as "so honest that she could always trust him to stone the raisins."

His love of modelling was his greatest pleasure, though he had an idle

propensity for bell-tolling; and whenever his master missed him, and

the dead-bell of St. James's church was tolling, he knew perfectly well

what Joey was at.

As Nollekens grew up, not unmindful of his art, he rose early

and practised carefully, and being a true son of his father, was

passionately fond of money. He was much employed as a shrewd collector

of antique fragments, some of which he bought on his own account; and

after he had dexterously restored them with heads and limbs, he stained

them with tobacco-water, and sold them for enormous sums.

When he returned from Rome, he succeeded as a smuggler of silk

stockings, gloves, and lace; all his plaster busts being hollow, he

stuffed them full of the above articles, and then spread an outside

coating of plaster at the back across the shoulders of each, so that

the busts appeared like solid casts. Pointing to the cast of Sterne,

Nollekens observed to Lord Mansfield: "There, do you know that bust,

my Lord, held my lace ruffles that I went to Court in when I came from

Rome."

His mode of living when at Rome was most filthy: he had an old woman

who was so good a cook, that she would often give him a dish for

dinner which cost him no more than threepence. "Nearly opposite to my

lodgings," he said, "there lived a pork-butcher who sold for twopence

a plateful of cuttings--bits of skin, gristle, and fat, and my old

lady dished them up with a little pepper and salt; and with a slice of

bread, and sometimes a bit of vegetable, I made a very nice dinner."

Whenever good dinners were mentioned after that, he was sure to say,

"Ay, I never tasted a better dish than my Roman cuttings."

Nollekens married the daughter of Mr. Justice Welch. She was as

parsimonious as her husband. Of a poor old woman, whom she allowed to

sit at the corner of her house, she would contrive to get four apples,

instead of three, to make a dumpling, saying, "for there's my husband,

myself, and two servants, and we must have one a-piece." When she went

to Oxford Market to beat the rounds, in order to discover the cheapest

shops, she would walk round several times to give her dog Cerberus an

opportunity of picking up scraps.

Nollekens's bust of Dr. Johnson is a wonderfully fine one, and very

like, but the sort of _hair_ is objectionable, having been modelled

from the flowing locks of a sturdy Irish beggar, who, after he had sat

an hour, refused to take a shilling, stating that he could have made

more by begging.

Most of Nollekens's sitters were much amused with his oddities. He once

requested a lady who squinted dreadfully to "look a little the other

way, for then," said he, "I shall get rid of the shyness in the cast of

your eye;" and to another lady of the highest rank, who had forgotten

her position, and was looking down upon him, he cried, "Don't look so

_scorny_; you'll spoil my busto; and you're a very fine woman; I think

it will be one of my best bustos."

A lady in weeds for her dear husband, drooping low like the willow,

visited the sculptor, and assured him she did not care what money was

expended on the monument to the memory of her beloved: "Do what you

please, but do it directly," were her orders. Nollekens set to work

at once, and in a short time finished the model, strongly suspecting

she might, like some others he had been employed by, change her mind.

The lady, in about three months, made her second appearance, in which

more courage is generally assumed, and was accosted by him, before she

alighted, with "Poor soul! I thought you'd come;" but her inclination

was changed, and she said, "How do you do, Nollekens; well, you have

not commenced the model?"--"Yes, but I have though," was the reply.

_The Lady_--"Have you, indeed? These, my good friend, I own," throwing

herself into a chair, "are early days; but since I saw you, an old

Roman acquaintance of yours has made me an offer, and I don't know

how he would like to see in our church a monument of such expense to

my late husband; indeed, perhaps, after all, upon second thoughts, it

would be considered quite enough if we got our mason to put up a mural

inscription, and that, you know, he can cut very neatly."--"My charge,"

interrupted the artist, "for my model will be one hundred guineas;"

which she declared to be enormous. However, she would pay it, and "have

done with him."

Nollekens's housekeeping was a model of parsimony. Coals he so rigidly

economized that they were always sent early before the men came to work

that he might have leisure-time for counting the sacks and disposing

of the large coals to be locked up for parlour use. Candles were never

lighted at the commencement of evening, and whenever they heard a knock

at the door, they would wait until they heard a second rap, lest the

first should have been a runaway, and their candle wasted. Mr. and Mrs.

Nollekens used a flat candlestick, when there was anything to be done;

and J. T. Smith, his biographer, was assured that a pair of moulds, by

being well nursed, and put out when company went away, once lasted them

a whole year.

Before he was married, Nollekens kept but one servant who always

applied to him for money to purchase every article _fresh_, as it was

wanted for the next meal; and by that mode of living, he considered, as

he kept his servant upon board-wages, he was not so much exposed to her

pilfering inclinations, particularly as she was entrusted with no more

money than would enable her to purchase just enough for his own eating;

and he generally contrived to get through the small quantity he allowed

himself. He was very cunning in hinting at little presents, and

frequently complained of a sore throat to those who made black currant

jelly.

Sometimes, in the evening, to take a little fresh air, and to avoid

interlopers, Mr. and Mrs. N. would, after putting a little tea and

sugar, a French roll, or a couple of rusks into their pockets, stray

to Madam Caria's, a Frenchwoman, who lived near the end of Marylebone

Lane, and who accommodated persons with tea equipage and hot water at

a penny a head. Mrs. Nollekens made it a rule to allow one servant--as

they kept two--to go out on the alternate Sunday; for it was Mr.

Nollekens's opinion that if they were never permitted to visit the

Jew's Harp, Queen's Head and Artichoke, or Chalk Farm, they never would

wash _theirselves_.

One day, when some friends were expected to dine with Mr. Nollekens,

poor Bronze (the servant), labouring under a severe sore throat,

stretching her flannelled neck up to her mistress, hoarsely announced

"_all the Hawkinses_" to be in the dining-parlour! Mrs. Nollekens, in

a half-stifled whisper, cried, "Nolly, it is truly vexatious that we

are always served so when we dress a joint. You won't be so silly as

to ask them to dinner?" _Nollekens_--"I ask them! Let 'em get their

meals at home; I'll not encourage the sort of thing; or, if they

please, they can go to Mathias's; they'll find the cold leg of lamb

we left yesterday." _Mrs. Nollekens_--"No wonder, I am sure, they

are considered so disagreeable by Captain Grose, Hampstead Steevens,

Murphy, Nicolls, and Boswell." At this moment who should come in but

Mr. John Taylor, who looked around, and wondered what all the fuss

could be about. "Why don't you go to your dinner, my good friend?" said

he; "I am sure it must be ready, for I smell the gravy." Nollekens,

to whom he had spoken, desired him to keep his nonsense to himself. A

dispute then arose, which lasted so long, that perhaps the Hawkinses

overheard it, for they had silently let themselves out without even

ringing the bell.

Smith, the grocer, of Margaret Street, was frequently heard to declare

that whenever Mrs. Nollekens purchased tea and sugar at his father's

shop, she always requested, just as she was quitting the counter, to

have either a clove or a bit of cinnamon to take some unpleasant taste

out of her mouth; but she never was seen to apply it to the part so

affected; so that, with Nollekens's nutmegs, which he pocketed from

the table at the Academy dinners, they contrived to fill the family

spice-box, without any expense whatever.

For many years Nollekens made one at the table of the Royal Academy

Club; and so strongly was he bent upon saving all he could privately

conceal, that he did not mind paying two guineas a year for his

admission ticket, in order to indulge himself with a few nutmegs,

which he contrived to pocket privately: for as red-wine negus was the

principal beverage, nutmegs were used. Now it generally happened, if

another bowl was wanted, that the nutmegs were missing, Nollekens,

who had frequently been seen to pocket them, was one day requested by

Rossi, the sculptor to see if they had not fallen under the table;

upon which Nollekens actually went crawling beneath, upon his hands

and knees, pretending to look for them, though at the very time they

were in his waistcoat-pocket. He was so old a stager at this monopoly

of nutmegs, that he would sometimes engage the maker of the negus in

conversation, looking at him full in the face, whilst he slyly and

unobserved, as he thought, conveyed away the spice; like the fellow who

is stealing the bank-note from the blind man in the admirable print of

the Royal Cockpit, by Hogarth.

Mrs. Nollekens would never think of indulging in such expensive

articles as spick and span new shoes, but purchased them second-hand,

as her friends, by their maids, _pumped_ out of Bronze, who also let

out that her muffs and parasols were obtained in the same way. The

sculptor's wife would also often plume herself with borrowed feathers

a shawl or a muff of a friend she never refused when returning home,

observing, that she was quite sure that they would keep her warm; never

caring how they suffered from the rain, so that her neighbours saw her

apparelled in what they had never before seen her wear.

Mrs. Nollekens's notions of charity were of the same second-hand

description. One severe winter morning, two miserable men, almost dying

for want of nourishment, implored her aid; but the only heart which

sympathized in their afflictions was that of Betty, in the kitchen,

who silently crept upstairs, and cheerfully gave them her mite. Mrs.

Nollekens, who had witnessed this delicate rebuke from the parlour

window, hastily opened the parlour door and vociferated, "Betty, Betty!

there is a bone below, with little or no meat on it, give it the poor

creatures!" upon which the one who had hitherto spoken, steadfastly

looking in the face of his pale partner in distress, repeated, "Bill,

we are to have a bone with little or no meat on it!" When they were

gone, the liberal-hearted Betty was seriously rated by her mistress,

who was quite certain she would come to want.

Mr. Nollekens, having entered his barber's shop, and his turn arrived,

placed one of Mrs. Nollekens's curling papers, which he had untwisted

for the purpose, upon his right shoulder, upon which the barber wiped

his razor. Nollekens cried out, "Shave close, Hancock, for I was

obliged to come twice last week, you used so blunt a razor."--"Lord

sir!" answered the poor barber, "you don't care how I wear my razors

out by sharpening them."

The old miser, who had been under his hands for upwards of twenty

years, was so correct an observer of its application, that he generally

pronounced at the last flourish, "That will do;" and before the shaver

could take off the cloth, he dexterously drew down the paper, folded

it up and carried it home in his hand, for the purpose of using it the

next morning when he washed himself.

Nollekens used to sing a droll song, of which the following is a

verse:--

"So a rat by degrees

Fed a kitten with cheese,

Till kitten grew up to a cat;

When the cheese was all spent,

Nature follow'd its bent,

And puss quickly ate up the rat."

One day, Northcote, the Academician, had just reached his door in

Argyle Street when Nollekens, who was looking up at the house, said to

him, "Why, don't you have your house painted, Northcote? Why, it's as

dirty as Jem Barry's was in Castle Street." Now, Nollekens had no right

to exult over his brother artist in this way, for he had given his own

door a coat of paint, and his front passage a whitewash, _only the day

before_, and they had been for years in the most filthy state possible.

Mr. Smith received from Miss Welch the following specimens of

Nollekens's way of spelling words in 1780:--"Yousual, scenceble,

obligine, modle, ivery, gentilman, promist, sarvices, desier, Inglish,

perscription, hardently, jenerly, moust, devower, jellis, retier,

sarved, themselfs, could _for_ cold, clargeman, facis, cupple, foure,

sun _for_ son, boath sexis, daly, horsis, ladie, cheif, talkin, tould,

shee, sarch, paing, ould mades, racis, yoummer in his face, palas, oke,

lemman, are-bolloon, sammon, chimisters _for_ chymists, yoke _for_

yolk, grownd," &c.

After Mrs. Nollekens's death, as if he had been too long henpecked,

Mr. Nollekens soon sported two mould candles instead of one; took wine

oftener, sat up later, lay in bed longer, and would, though he made

no change in his coarse manner of feeding, frequently ask his morning

visitor to dine with him. Yet his viands were dirtily cooked with

half-melted butter, mountains-high of flour, and his habits of eating

were filthy. He frequently gave tea and other entertainments to some

one of his old models, who generally left his house a bank-note or

two richer than when they arrived. Indeed, so stupidly childish was he

at times, that one of his Venuses, who had grown old in her practices

coaxed him out of ten pounds to enable her to make him a plum-pudding.

Mr. Smith declares, that in some respects, aged as he was, he attempted

to practise the usual method of renovation of some of that species of

widowers who have not the least inclination to follow their wives too

hastily. Mrs. Nollekens had left him with his handsome maid, who had

become possessed of her mistress' wardrobe, which she quickly cut up

to her advantage. Her common name of Mary soon received the adjunct of

Pretty from her kind master himself. As it soon appeared, however, that

Pretty Mary, who had an eye to her master's disengaged hand, took upon

herself mightily, and used her master rather roughly, she was one day,

very properly, though unceremoniously, put out of the house, before her

schemes were brought to perfection.

Nollekens took snuff; he certainly kept a box, but then it was very

often in his other coat-pocket, an apology frequently made when he

partook of that refreshment at the expense of another.

"You must sometimes be much annoyed," observed a lady to Mr. Nollekens,

"by the ridiculous remarks made by your sitters and their flattering

friends, after you have produced a good likeness."--"No, ma'am, I never

allow anybody to fret me. I tell 'em all, 'If you don't like it, don't

take it.'" This may be done by an artist who is "tiled in;" but the

dependent man is sometimes known to submit to observations as the witty

Northcote has stated, even from "nursery-maids, both wet and dry."

At the commencement of the French Revolution, when such numbers

of priests threw themselves upon the hospitality of this country,

Nollekens was highly indignant at the great quantity of bread they

consumed. "Why, do you know now," said he, "there's one of 'em living

next door to me, that eats two whole quarterns a-day to his own share!

and I am sure the fellow's body could not be bigger, if he was to eat

up his blanket."

Mr. Browne, one of Nollekens's old friends, after having received

repeated invitations to "step in and take pot-luck with him," one day

took him at his word. The sculptor apologized for his entertainment,

by saying that as it was Friday, Mrs. Nollekens had proposed to take

fish with him, so that they had bought _a few sprats_, of which he was

wiping some in a dish, whilst she was turning others on the gridiron.

When Mr. Jackson was once making a drawing of a monument at the

Sculptor's house, Nollekens came into the room and said, "I'm afraid

you're cold here." "I am, indeed," said Jackson. "Ay," answered the

Sculptor, "I don't wonder at it: why, do you know, there has not been a

fire in this room for these forty years."

Miss Gerrard, daughter of the auctioneer, frequently called to know how

Nollekens did; and once the Sculptor prevailed upon her to dine. "Well,

then," said he to his pupil, Joseph Bonomi, "go and order a mackerel;

stay, one won't be enough, you had better get two, and you shall dine

with us."

A candle with Nollekens was a serious article of consumption: indeed,

so much so, that he would frequently put it out, and merely to save

an inch or two, sit entirely in the dark, and at times, too, when he

was not in the least inclined to sleep. If Bronze ventured into the

yard with a light, he always scolded her for so shamefully flaring

the candle. One evening, his man, who then slept in the house, came

home rather late, but quite sober enough to attempt to go upstairs

unheard without his shoes, but as he was passing Nollekens's door, the

immensely increased shape of the keyhole shone upon the side of the

room so brilliantly that Nollekens cried out, "Who's there?"--"It's

only me," answered the man; "I am going to bed."--"Going to bed,

you extravagant rascal!--why don't you go to bed in the dark, you

scoundrel."--"It's my own candle," replied the man. "Your own candle!

well then, mind you don't set fire to yourself."

Nollekens frequently spoke of a man that he met in the fields, who

would now and then, with all the gravity of an apothecary, inquire

after the state of his bowels. At last the sculptor found out that he

wanted to borrow money of him.

Whenever Mr. and Mrs. Nollekens had a present of a leveret, which they

always called a hare, they contrived, by splitting it, to make it last

for two dinners for four persons; the one half was roasted, and the

other jugged.

It was highly amusing to witness the great variety of trifling presents

and frivolous messages which Nollekens received late in life. One

person was particularly desirous to be informed where he liked his

cheese-cakes purchased; another, who ventured to buy stale tarts from

a shop in his neighbourhood, sent his livery servant in the evening to

inquire whether his cook had made them to his taste; whilst a third

continued constantly to ply him with the very best pigtail tobacco,

which he had most carefully cut into very small pieces for him. A

fourth truly kind friend, who was not inclined to spend money upon

such speculations himself, endeavoured once more to persuade Nollekens

to take a cockney ride in a hackney-coach to Kensington, to view

the pretty almond-tree in perfect blossom, and to accept of a few

gooseberries to carry home with him to make a tartlet for himself.

A fifth sent him jellies, or sometimes a chicken with gravy ready

made, in a silver butter-boat; and a sixth regularly presented him

with a change of large showy plants, to stand on the mahogany table,

especially in his latter years, when he was a valetudinarian, that he

might see them from his bed; yet the scent mattered not, a carrion

flower or a marigold being equally refreshing to him as jessamine or

mignonette.

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