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"CRYSTAL-GAZING."--The Crystal Palace Company should adapt some of Mr.
ANDREW LANG'S article on "Superstition" in this month's _Fortnightly_.
Far more entertaining is the Sydenham building than any amount of
"Crystal-gazing," and the directors have only to say (we make them
a Christmas present of the suggestion), quoting from the article
above-mentioned, "it is an ascertained fact that a certain proportion
of men and women, educated, healthy," &c., &c., can obtain curious
information, combined with amusement, by looking into the Crystal ...
Palace.
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EXAMPLE OF "BURNING WORDS."--Lighting the dining-room fire with the
torn pages of an old book.
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[Illustration: OUR COSTLY CLIMATE.
"HULLO? OFF OUT OF TOWN SOMEWHERE?"
"OFF TO CAIRO, MY BOY!"
"CAIRO? WHY, ONLY THE OTHER DAY YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE AS POOR AS A
CHURCH MOUSE!"
"THAT'S JUST IT. I'VE SPENT FIVE YEARS' INCOME ON CLOTHING ALREADY
THIS WINTER, AND I'M NOT WARM YET; AND I'VE CALCULATED THAT IT'LL TAKE
SEVEN YEARS' INCOME MORE BEFORE I CAN KEEP THE COLD OUT. SO I'M OFF TO
CAIRO TO STOP AT THE BEST HOTEL--IT'S FAR CHEAPER!"]
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