LEAVES FROM A CANDIDATE'S DIARY.

_Thursday, June 12_.--Letters from Billsbury arrive by every post,

Horticultural Societies, sea-side excursions, Sunday School pic-nics,

cricket club _fêtes_, all demand subscriptions, and, as a rule,

get them. If this goes on much longer I shall be wound up in the

Bankruptcy Court. Shall have to make a stand soon, but how to begin is

the difficulty. Pretty certain in any case to put my foot down in the

wrong place, and offend everybody. Amongst other letters came this

one:--

_4, Stone Street, Billsbury, June 10._

[Illustration: "I will give any security you like."]

Sir,--I venture to appeal to your generosity in a matter which I am

sure you will recognise to be of the highest importance. My services

to the Conservative Party in Billsbury are well-known. I can safely

say that no man has, during the last ten years, worked harder than I

have to promote Conservative interests, and for a smaller reward. My

exertions at the last election brought on a violent attack of malarial

fever, which laid me up for some months, and from which I still

suffer. The shaky character of my hand-writing attests the sufferings

I have gone through, and the shattered condition of my bodily health

at the present moment. I lost my situation as head-clerk in the Export

Department of the Ironmongers' Association, and found myself, at the

age of forty, compelled to begin life again with a wife and three

children. Everything I have turned my hand to has failed, and I am in

dire want. May I ask you, under these circumstances, to be so good

as to advance me £500 for a few months. I will give any security you

like. Perhaps I might repay some part of the loan by doing work for

you during the election. This must be a small matter to a wealthy

and generous man like you. To me it is a matter of life and death.

Anxiously awaiting your early and favourable reply, and begging you to

keep this application a secret,

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