MY TYPEWRITER.

It is not only clothes that are getting scarce in Germany, but every

kind of manufactured articles as well. Many articles of furniture

cannot be bought at all now, even second-hand, and the prices for

things still in stock are enormous. A German girl I know was going to

be married, and she wanted twin brass beds. She tried all over Dresden

but could not get two single brass beds alike. She could not even order

them, because she was told by the merchants that they were not being

made any more. A perfectly plain brass bed, single size, was 390 marks.

All the old stock of manufactured articles, furniture, cooking

utensils, goods by the yard, tablecloths, towels and sheets are being

bought up by the people, because they say that the new stock which will

be manufactured after the war will be of an inferior quality, and it

will be years before they can get the good grade of goods again.

Just to illustrate the scarcity of manufactured articles I will tell

the story about my typewriter. When I first went to Germany I rented a

Smith Premier for three months for thirty marks. Every one said that

this was a great bargain. When the three months were over I sent the

typewriter firm a check in payment for three months more. I didn't hear

anything from them for about a month, when one day a young man called

on me and said that he had come for the typewriter, that his firm was

not renting typewriters any more, but that I could buy it if I wished,

for 390 marks. Reckoning a mark as a quarter as the Germans do, that

meant nearly one hundred dollars for a very old rattle-trap typewriter

that any one could buy in America for fifteen dollars.

I told the young man that I would not be threatened into buying his

typewriter, and that if he took it away he would have to give me back

my entire thirty marks even though I had had it a month. We argued

for about an hour, and then he went away. The next day I got a letter

saying that I could keep the typewriter the remaining two months, but

that at the end of that time I must either give it up or buy it. At the

end of the two months I sent another check for thirty marks, but the

next day a girl messenger dressed as a boy appeared, handed me back

my check, took my typewriter under her arm and disappeared. I hoped

carrying it would make her good and tired.

I did not want to lay out 400 or 500 marks for a typewriter, and I

had an awful time. It was absolutely impossible to rent a typewriter

anywhere in Berlin, and I went everywhere. I put an advertisement in

the paper and I got only six answers and upon going to all of these

six places, I found that at each place the typewriter was a "Mignon,"

a little toy machine where you had to turn a wheel whenever you struck

a letter.

After spending four days hunting, I finally bought a "Pittsburg

Visible." I paid sixty-five marks for it, and it wasn't like any

typewriter I have seen before--or since. It was very curious to look

at--a long, thin affair with very weak prongs that were always getting

twisted around each other. It must have been twenty-five or thirty

years old. I was always in terror for fear something would happen to

it, and whenever we had a guest I yelled, "Be careful and don't bump

the typewriter," or "Don't lay your hat on the typewriter." When I

first used it, it had the bad habit of getting stuck in the middle of a

line, but after I had had it a year, it worked pretty well and I became

very much attached to my little "Pittsburg Visible."

During the year I had my typewriter, typewriters became scarcer

and dearer than ever, indeed it was impossible to buy any kind of a

second-hand visible typewriter, and the new ones were about 600 marks.

New correspondents coming over had an awful time and most of them had

to borrow typewriters from friends. As most of the typewriters were of

American make, it was hard to get a typewriter repaired, as the parts

came from America. Ribbons and carbon paper were very expensive, and

although typewriter paper doubled its price, it was cheaper than the

paper here in America.

At the time I sold my little Pittsburg Visible in June 1917, I was

living in a German boarding-house in Berlin. I believe in advertising,

so I put an "ad" in the "Lokal-Anzeiger" which read: "For sale--cheap,

visible typewriter, Pension Kostermann, Savigny-Platz 5." I thought

that it was a very nice "ad" and it cost me one mark ninety pfennigs.

I will never forget the day my "ad" came out. Before I was up at

seven A. M. the maid knocked at my door and said that I was wanted

at the telephone. It was some one about the typewriter. That was the

beginning. The phone rang all day long, and all the next day. People

came in droves, and they would not go away even after the typewriter

was sold. They wanted to know what kind it was, and they left cursing

themselves that they had not come earlier.

Before I advertised in the paper I had decided to hold out for my

price, one hundred marks. At 10.30 A. M. I was offered ninety marks,

but I said one hundred was my price. At 11.30 there was a lull in the

callers, but the telephone rang like wild. A little Jew came in and

offered me fifty-three marks for my typewriter. I was standing there

looking very much insulted at the idea of any one daring to offer

me fifty-three marks for my good machine, when suddenly the landlady

appeared at the door of my room. "Fräulein McAuley," she said severely,

glaring at the Jew, "I want this to cease. The maids have done nothing

this morning but answer the phone and go to the door about your

typewriter. Do you understand?"

I felt squelched and begged her pardon, and when she left banging the

door after her, I looked helplessly at the Jew. "Sixty-five marks," he

said sympathetically. "Make it sixty-six," I said, "and you can have

it." "Done," he answered, and I sold my typewriter at the profit of one

mark after having it a year.

I explained to the landlady that I had not put the telephone number in

the paper, and she was pacified. Her daughter admired the American way

in which I had made the sale, and the following day she put an "ad" in

the same paper for a pair of field glasses she had. "All the soldiers

will want them," she said. They prepared for a rush such as I had had

for the typewriter, and not a soul answered the advertisement. Both

mother and daughter blamed me for it. I think they thought that I had

done something more than merely advertise in the paper.

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