WHEN ADAM SMITH PROPOSED.

A new story of Adam Smith was told recently at a convention in Kirkaldy,

Scotland, the birthplace of the economist. The professor fell in love

and proposed. The offer was refused. Next day the lady met Smith in

Princess street, Edinburgh, and reopened the question of the proposal,

about which she had been thinking. "You remember what I said?" the lady

inquired, and the philosopher replied that he did. "Well," added the

lady, "I was only joking." "You remember what I asked?" said Smith.

"Yes" replied the lady. "Well," said Smith, "I was only joking too."

1802

It is said that Sir Walter Raleigh once made a wager with Queen

Elizabeth that he could weigh the smoke from his tobacco pipe. He

weighed the tobacco before smoking, and the ashes afterwards. When

Elizabeth paid the wager, she said, "I have seen many a man turn his

gold into smoke, but you are first who has turned his smoke into gold."

1803

Among unequals what society

Can sort, what harmony, or true delight?

--_Milton._

1804

Society is built upon trust, and trust upon confidence of one another's

integrity.

--_Dr. South._

1805

Society is no comfort

To one not sociable.

--_Shakespeare._

1806

If you wish to appear agreeable in society, you must consent to be

taught many things which you know already.

--_Lavater._

1807

Society is ever ready to worship success, but rarely forgives failure.

--_Mme. Rowland._

1808

_Johnson_:--"Sir, your levellers wish to level down as far as

themselves; but they cannot bear levelling up to themselves. They would

all have some people under them; why not then have some people above

them?"

--_Boswell's Johnson._

1809

The true art of being agreeable is to appear well pleased with all the

company, and rather to seem well entertained with them, than to bring

entertainment to them.

1810

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