OUR BOOKING-OFFICE.

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Since it first lifted its tall head, "like a bully," as POPE rudely

put it, the London Monument has been much looked at. If it is not to

be superseded amid the sights of London, it is time it began to look

out for itself. A rival has been creeping up year after year in the

bulky volume known as _Burdett's Official Intelligence_. The volume

just out bears the record Fourteenth Year--a mere child in point of

age, but a prodigy of colossal size and almost, supernatural

knowledge. It is perhaps quite an accident that the pages run up to

1899. But the fact is fresh testimony to the _fin de siècle_ character

of the work. Persons about to marry would, my Baronite says, find it a

nice start in the way of furnishing a library. In emergency, it would

serve as a dining-table, a footstool, a four-post bedstead, or (if the

pages were cut out and distributed as tracts in the City) the binding

might be rebuilt to form a spare bedroom. Just the book to take down

with you to Brighton, or up the river on some of those sunny days we

hope are coming. Crammed full of information from cover to cover. What

_Burdett's Intelligence_ does not know about financial affairs and

Stock Exchange business would make a very small book.

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