I.--THE PINK HIPPOPOTAMUS. (CONTINUED.)

Far below lay the globe like a huge ball of glowing light, patched

here and there with dark tracts, and intersected with lines brighter

than the surrounding brightness. That was my goal. But here I was

still swiftly soaring from it. Oh, if I could but change my direction;

for such was the still unexhausted force of the momentum acquired by

the explosion that I knew I should not drop down for many a long day.

If I could only manage to speed diagonally down towards the earth, I

calculated that I could take advantage of the waves of the air to move

in a kind of switchback fashion towards the earth, and possibly, as I

neared the ground, I might either hook myself on to some tall tree or

plunge into a river or an ocean and save myself by my unequalled

powers of swimming. And here a sudden thought struck me. In life I had

respected the Ayah, but now she was dead and was far beyond the

possibility of feeling. I do not say of resenting, a discourteous

action. Time was slipping away; the earth was visibly diminishing; the

moment for action had come. Slowly and with determination I drew up my

right leg, and letting it out backwards with the force of a Nasmyth

hammer, delivered my foot full against the body of the Ayah.

Everything happened as I had anticipated. There was a dull and

melancholy thud as the lifeless body went off at its involuntary

tangent, while I flew sidelong and in a downward direction, my whole

course being changed by the impetus of the kick.

How long I flew like this I know not. At such a crisis moments are

centuries. After a time I re-opened my eyes and looked about me. Where

was I? Could it be? Yes--no--and yes again. All that I saw was

familiar. The towers, the cupolas, the domes, the minarets, the

battlements--all these I had seen before. Scarcely two hundred yards

below me lay the Diamond City from which I had that very night

ascended.

[Illustration: "With a rush and a swoop I was upon him."]

I ought to explain that, as I had expected, partly owing to the

well-known laws of gravitation, partly owing to the celebrated

air-wave theory, first propounded by my friend, Dr. HASEWITZ, Regius

Professor of Phlebotomy in the University of Bermuda, I was now

proceeding in a series of gigantic serpentine curves through the air.

At the moment of which I am speaking I was at the top of one of these

curves, and I calculated that, with luck, I should just be able, on my

downward course, to clear the western gate of the city, and then,

having come to within a few feet of the ground, I should speed upward

again and onward heaven knows whither. In a flash it occurred to me

that if GANDERDOWN was ready at his appointed post beyond the gate, I

might in passing be able to seize him and bear him with me in my wild

flight. I pulled out my watch. The hands pointed to five minutes past

twelve, and as we had fixed midnight for our meeting, I knew that my

henchman, the very soul of punctuality, would be at the rendezvous.

Yes, there was the faithful old fellow, armed and provisioned to the

teeth, standing stolidly as was his custom, apparently paying but

little attention to anything that was going on around and about him.

With a rush and a swoop I was upon him. I stretched out my hand, and,

as I passed, took a full and powerful grip of the collar of his coat,

wrenched him from the ground, and thus accompanied went serpentining

onwards into the unknown.

I am bound to say that when his first surprise was over the old

warrior took it uncommonly well. His was never an inquisitive mind.

Like all who were brought into contact with me, he had an unswerving

faith in my genius. "If WILBRAHAM says so, it must be so, and there's

an end of the matter," was one of his commonest sayings, never more

justified than on the occasion of which I am now speaking.

"Have you the pemmican?" I asked him.--"I have."

"And the solidified beef-tea?"--"In my left pocket."

"And the combined boiler and cooking range?"

"Slung on my back."

"And the patent portable mule-cart with adjustable tram-lines?"

"Attached to my belt."--"And the----?"

What I was going to say I cannot remember, for at this moment there

was a crash of glass, we both struck violently against some hard

surface, rebounded, fell, and lay perfectly still. In a minute or two

I recovered from the shock, and looked about me. _We were lying in the

manger of the Pink Hippopotamus!_

(_To be contd._)

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