CHAPTER XI.

PHYSIOGNOMISTS.

The world and its inhabitants are still exposed to a variety of grievous

afflictions and visitations in spite of the infallible nostrums for

preventing them, in general use; which appears surprising when we consider

the number of able scientific men constantly devoted to the study of our

physical nature, and the plausible novel theories which they every now and

then unfold to the world. Let those who devote themselves to the study of

physiological science persevere in their researches; which if not valuable

to others are at least amusing to themselves. According to the Abbé

Cottin's line,

"The pleasure is to learn and not to know."

Between the successive systems of Lavater and Gall, we give the decided

preference to the latter; the studies and experiments upon which are

founded on principles equally applicable to all human beings, whatever

their condition, sex, age, or habits; whether belonging to an

uncultivated or civilised state; while all other systems for promoting the

knowledge of human character, gravitate in a sphere more or less

exceptional; so that the application could never become general. An

eminent magistrate used to pretend that he could capitally convict a man

by a sight of his handwriting; and many people affect to pronounce upon

the shades and variations of human character on a similar indication.

Considering the number of persons ignorant of the calligraphic art, we

almost prefer the system of the barber of Picard, who needed only to shave

a man to judge of his disposition!

All the inferential systems that now command our attention were subjects

of contemplation to the ancients. Human physiognomy, above all, must have

ever presented a subject of powerful interest. It is a daily object of

reflection to all men, though unperceived by ourselves. A countenance

pleases or displeases us at first sight; yet we know not whether it be

beauty that charms, or the want of it that repels us. A face which charms

one man, disgusts another. Such a person is said to have a happy

countenance, such another, an unhappy one, on which the former may be

felicitated, the latter pitied; but it is most unfair to deduce from such

evidence the existence of good qualities in the one, or vices and defects

in the other. Such, however, is the elementary study of Physiognomy, and

such the delusion which our antipathies often create.

Dimension and proportion first attracted the attention of the

philosophers. Aristotle compares a man whose head possesses extraordinary

volume to an owl; while Albertus Magnus looks upon him as an idiot; and

the physician, Porta, significantly informs us that Vitellius had an

immense head. If, on the contrary, a man possess a cerebrum of the usual

circumference, but exceeding by a little the volume of ordinary heads, the

same authors regard him as a man of superior intelligence, endowed with a

noble soul, a brilliant and fertile imagination; and, as an example,

adduce the head of Plato which exceeded in proportion the remainder of his

body. Alexander the Great had a small head, compared even with his person,

which as is well known was diminutive.

The quality and colour of the hair was likewise a subject of speculative

theory for the ancients. Lank hair was considered indicative of

pusillanimity and cowardice; yet the head of Napoleon was guiltless of a

curl! Frizzly hair was thought an indication of coarseness and clumsiness.

The hair most in esteem, was that terminating in ringlets. Dares, the

historian, states that Achilles and Ajax Telamon had curling locks; such

also was the hair of Cymon, the Athenian. As to the Emperor Augustus,

nature had favoured him with such redundant looks, that no hair-dresser

in Rome could produce the like. Auburn or light brown hair was thought the

most distinguished, as portending intelligence, industry, a peaceful

disposition, as well as great susceptibility to the tender passion. Castor

and Pollux had brown hair; so also had Menelaus. Black hair does not

appear to have been esteemed by the Romans; but red was an object of

aversion. Ages before the time of Judas, red hair was thought a mark of

reprobation, both in the case of Typhon, who deprived his brother of the

sceptre of Egypt, and Nebuchednezzar who acquired it in expiation of his

atrocities. Even the donkey tribe suffered from this ill-omened

visitation, according to the proverb of "wicked as a red ass." Asses of

that colour were held in such detestation among the Copths, that every

year they sacrificed one by hurling it from a high wall.

Next in importance to the hair, were the ears; the size and shape of which

harmless cartilages, supplied important conjectures. According to

Aristotle, large ears are indicative of imbecility; while small ones

announce madness. Ears which are flat, point out the rustic and brutal

man. Those of the fairest promise, are firm and of middling size. Happy

the man who boasts of square ears; a sure indication of sublimity of soul

and purity of life. Such, according to Suetonius, were the ears of the

Emperor Augustus.

Having considered the conformation of the head, the colour and quality of

the hair, and the shape of the ears, let us treat of the complexion; of

which the most unfavourable is the yellow, livid, or leaden, like those of

Caligula, Attila, and the most notorious tyrants of the olden time. The

eyes should neither be too large nor too little; the first announcing

laziness, like those of the ox. Such were the eyes of Domitian, the

vainest, most inert, and cowardly of men. Upon this point, Aristotle is at

complete variance with Homer; who is so enraptured with large eyes, that,

in order to define the beauty of those of Juno, he names her _Boopis_ or

"ox-eyed." Neither large nor small eyes afford proof of intellect; and no

person who is not afflicted with squinting has any right to complain.

It is usual to consider large eyes the finest, a prejudice so universal,

that it is commonly said, "She is ugly, certainly; but then she has such

fine eyes!"--or, "She is a pretty woman; but her eyes are too small."

Whereas neither form nor dimension constitutes the beauty or influence of

eyes; but rather their expression. The colour of eyes is a mere matter of

taste; though Aristotle asserts that persons gifted with almond shaped

blue eyes, are frank and intelligent; with brown, clever and good; with

green, courageous and enterprising. As to black eyes, Aristotle pronounces

them to be the sure prognostics of timidity and pusillanimity. Red eyes

are indicative of bad temper. The gossips of France have quite as good a

theory as that of Aristotle; viz: that "Les yeux bleus vont aux cieux; les

yeux gris, en Paradis; les yeux noirs, en purgatoire, les yeux verts, en

enfer!"

Bushy eyebrows are indicative of a brutal obstinate and impious character;

long eyebrows, of arrogance, and insolence; spare eyebrows, of effeminacy

and cowardice. But if they are thick, flexible, and parallel, you may rely

on a sound judgment and superior wisdom. Such are ever the brows of

Jupiter; attesting the theory of Aristotle.

The question of noses occupies a prominent place in theories of the human

physiognomy. The flat nose is indicative of a propensity to pleasure and

luxury; the pointed, of ill-temper and frivolity; a deviation from the

straight line, of a disposition to malice and repartee. Since the days of

Aristotle, this opinion has been permanent; a crooked nose, being the

attribute of a satirical mind. The owner of a diminutive nose, is usually

cunning and dissimulating; of a large nose, imprudent and discourteous.

Let us here observe, that if there be one feature in the human face more

characteristic than another, it is the nose. Examine the head of a

skeleton which exhibits trace of human features, save the nasal bone;

which though prominent, is an integral part of the cerebral globe. Now if

the brain be the seat of intelligence, may not the nose be influenced by

its propinquity to the brain? Humbly submitting this question to the

consideration of science, we proceed to consider the theories of other

speculators.

Amongst Europeans, the Italians rank first for beauty of nose; the Dutch,

for the excessive ugliness of that feature. The English nose is apt to be

thick and cartilaginous; that of the Jews, somewhat crooked. In France,

almost every man of genius has had a well-formed nose. Short and flat

noses, so censured by Aristotle, still rank low in the science of

physiognomy. Socrates, however, was a singular instance of a hideous nose.

Boerhaave and Gibbon possessed one of the same disagreeable form.

The mouth attracted the notice of the ancients as much as the nose. A

moderate mouth was, in their estimation, a symbol of courage, capacity,

and nobleness of heart. The indication indeed was infallible when

accompanied with a square and well-formed chin, an expansive forehead, and

firm and rosy cheeks. The Greeks did not confine their observations to the

head and face in forming a judgment of the moral and intellectual

faculties; but regarded every component part of the human frame. Since,

however, we are more discreetly clothed than the Greeks, we decline

following their researches. The eyelids, nails, moles, and even teeth,

were taken into consideration: more especially the latter, as indicative

of the workings of the mind. If authentic, the science of physiognomy

would be universally studied, for how useful would it be to detect the

good or evil qualities of man or woman by a glance at their faces! As it

stands at present, however, many false inferences would be made. For

instance, we are told that well shaped blue eyes, portend intelligence and

frankness; qualities incompatible with a sound nose. But if found

together, as is often the case, what is to be decided between two positive

contradictions, the nose rendering impossible the virtues promised by the

eyes? The indications of the mouth and eyebrows may be equally at

variance; and physiognomy presents a tissue of similar contradictions.

Having established the fallacy of the physiognomical system, we must

nevertheless render homage to the sagacity of Lavater, to his ingenious

and fascinating system, and conscientious enthusiasm for an art which he

has enriched with much valuable observations, and endeavoured to elevate

into a science. Lavater was sincerely devoted to his art, which

predominated over every other idea, and exalted his imagination to such a

degree, that he became rather the poet than the disciple of physiognomy.

Gifted with a highly impressionable nature, the countenances of certain

persons used to haunt his memory; and in early life, he made such

striking inferences from certain physiognomies, that he was induced to

persist in his studies.

"My first attempts," said he, "were pitiful. Required to furnish a

discourse to the Society of Sciences at Zurich, I decided upon the theme

of physiognomy, and composed it with heedlessness and precipitation.

"I was censured, praised, and laughed at; and could not refrain from

smiling, well aware how much of this was undeserved. At this moment, my

physiognomical convictions are so strong that I decide upon certain faces

with as absolute a certainty as of my existence."

The sincerity of Lavater is undeniable. But even had we his convictions,

we should hesitate to decide in favour of the infallibility or

applicability of his system; which is more the result of a peculiar

personal sagacity, constantly on the watch, than the efficacy of the art.

A man may be born a physiognomist. But to become one by mere force of

study, is next to impossible.

Zopirus was doubtless a great physiognomist. One day, on entering the

school of Socrates, he pronounced, at a glance, a man who was present to

be extremely vicious; and his conjecture was correct. But such sweeping

applications of the art of physiognomy would sanction calumny, by allowing

the accidents of nature to be made a test of character; when the

influence of religion, reason, or education might have successfully

subdued them. Were such a verdict held good, a fatal impediment would be

placed against all moral improvement. Refinement of intellect is often

connected with a coarse exterior; and the most prepossessing physiognomy

with the grossest violations of decency. "A pretty woman deficient in

sense," says Madame de Staël, "is a flower without fragrance;" and how

many scentless flowers of this kind are to be met with in society!--The

face of the esteemed La Fontaine was that of an idiot. Jean Jacques

Rousseau was remarkable for a stupid serenity of countenance, wholly at

variance with the impetuous and volcanic nature of his mind. The face of

Fénélon was devoid of all expression. I have heard of two brothers, one

possessing a charming countenance, and yet a rascal; the other, a

villainous face, yet a perfectly honest man. Moreover, our features are

constantly varying; and if our moral and intellectual faculties are to be

inferred from these changes, how are we to establish or follow up any

fixed principle, amid such a labyrinth of confusion? A system based upon

the general development of the brain is far more rational; because the

lobes of the brain are born with us, and if time develop them, it is in

manifest proportions.

We admit, therefore, the talents of certain individuals for pronouncing

upon the characters of men, according to their physiognomy; and that they

may, by constant practice, enhance this personal aptitude. Individuals

educated for a diplomatic career, ought not to neglect this study,

proficiency in which is essential to their success. To divine, yet never

be divined; to read the physiognomy of others, while your own is devoid of

expression, formed one of the grand secrets of Monsieur de Talleyrand.

Most people who converse with a multiplicity of persons become

physiognomists; and if mistaken in their judgments, are less often so than

those who have intercourse with few. But the civilized man is so different

from the being pure from the hands of his Creator, that any system

comprising confusedly the state of nature and of civilization must

necessarily be fallacious.

Study Lavater, therefore, and practice his art as a recreation among

friends; but make no serious conclusions drawn from physiognomical rules,

which abound in contradictions.

Let us now proceed to point out the similitudes of feature betwixt certain

men and certain animals. Though we were created after the image of God,

many theorists establish physiognomical analogies between man and the

animal race. These speculators pretend that every human being had his

correspondent beast in this world; just as every good Christian has his

patron among the elect of Paradise. Charles Lebrun, the favourite painter

of Louis XIV, was a zealous adherent to this theory. Before his time,

Porta had devoted his attention to this ancient supposition; and

congratulated himself upon having detected a likeness between the face of

a setter and that of the divine Plato; an idea which prompted further

speculation. That a painter continually watching nature under every aspect

should be allured by such a theory, in which his practised eye has

compared and approximated objects, and detected similitudes unintelligible

to the vulgar, cannot be surprising. A mere hint, or trace suffices him

for the composition of a face, just as Cuvier recomposed the Mastodon by

merely seeing one of the bones.

After profound studies, Charles Lebrun concluded that every human face had

features more or less correspondant with those of the various animal

species. His opinion rested upon a diagram, uniting a quantity of designs

with an explanatory text. The designs still exist, but the text is not

forthcoming; though something is known of it by means of one of his pupils

who survived him. Lebrun could distinguish by a glance at an animal's

head, whether it were carnivorous, or herbivorous, timid, or bold,

peaceful, or ferocious. To the bump on the higher part of the nose, he

assigned the locality of courage. To ascertain this endowment, either in

man or animals, therefore, you had only to cast an eye on the nose. "All

men of eminence," said he, "have well proportioned noses, of which the

aquiline has ever been esteemed the most distinguished; probably from its

similitude to the beak of the king of the air--the eagle. The Persians

esteemed the aquiline nose so highly, that supreme power was inaccessible

without it. Cyrus, Artaxerxes, and every monarch who ever swayed the

eastern world, boasted of this mark of distinction.

Like all new theories, the paradoxes of Lebrun commanded much attention,

presenting a subject of inexhaustible controversy, as coming within the

scope of every one's observation. According to the system of Lebrun, the

Great Condé enjoyed the distinction of possessing the most heroic nose in

the kingdom, which, of course, brought the system into credit. Examine the

designs of Lebrun. The analogy between certain men and animals there

portrayed, is most striking. But the skill of a clever artist contrives

and exaggerates resemblances, like the wit of the caricaturist, whose

monstrosities, however absurd, often exhibit a remarkable degree of

likeness.

As regards mere physical analogy, nothing can be cleverer than the works

of Grandville, whose animals seem to emulate our absurdities, habits, and

manners. But Lebrun and his disciples looked upon the thing seriously;

instituting pernicious deductions from certain accidents of form, and

tending to approximate enlightened man to the brute creation. The

materialism thus inculcated, would lead to the most serious moral

results.

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