CHAPTER LV

THE TORY WHIP

Another poet who was frightened out of his wits by the French revolution

was Robert Southey. But he took to respectability instead of to opium.

He was born in 1774, the son of a linen draper. At the age of nineteen

he was full of Rousseau, Goethe, and the “infidelity” of Gibbon. He was

so keen for France that he wrote an epic about Joan of Arc; also he

planned the “Pantisocracy” with Coleridge. But then he married the other

sister, and was shocked by the Terror; a wealthy man gave him an

annuity, and he settled down to write long and romantic poems about

princes and conquerors, Celtic, Mexican, Arab, Indian--stage properties

from all over the world, combined with standard British moralizing.

In less than ten years we find Southey evolved into a pillar of

reaction; at the age of thirty-three he received a pension from the

government, and two years later he joined Walter Scott and Gifford as

the literary whips of the Tory party. They published the “Quarterly

Review,” and we shall see before long what they did to Byron, Shelley

and Keats. At thirty-nine Southey became the laureate, and delivered the

customary New Year’s ode in support of church and state; a procedure his

biographer defends by explaining that he “was earning a provision for

his girls.” It is of course a pleasant thing for a poet with many

daughters to save up the purchase price of a husband for each; but what

about the cotton spinners, whose ten-year-old daughters were working

fourteen and sixteen hours a day in the mills, with the Tory squirarchy

taxing the bread out of their mouths?

For centuries the literary jackals who served the British ruling classes

had starved in garrets; but now their services were beginning to be

appreciated, and they were admitted to the class they defended. The

diligent Southey wrote a “Naval Biography,” a hymn of praise to

Britain’s sea-lords, and got five hundred pounds per volume for it, and

established himself as England’s leading man of letters.

But alas, there was a skeleton in his literary closet. In his youth he

had written a poem in praise of Watt Tyler, proletarian rebel of old

England; and now someone got hold of the manuscript, and published it

secretly, and Southey’s frantic efforts in the courts failed to stop it.

Sixty thousand copies were sold, and a member of Parliament stood up and

read extracts from it, side by side with the laureate’s latest article

in the “Quarterly Review,” denouncing parliamentary reform. To the

respectability of Southey’s time this reading was an outrage, but for my

part, it is the only reading of Southey I ever enjoyed. Here was a

scholar, standing on his literary dignity--and what was his attitude to

his fellow authors who had not sold out? He clamored for Hunt and

Hazlitt to be deported to a penal settlement; while for Byron he wanted

“the whip and the branding-iron”!

We today know Southey by his “Life of Nelson,” which serves as required

reading in most American high schools. We are told that this is because

it is a great work of literature, but the true reason is because it is a

work of propaganda for the Army and Navy League. If you want to study

the art of hero-making, note the biographer’s deft handling of the Lady

Hamilton episode of Nelson’s career. This regulation movie “vamp” had

married an English nobleman in his dotage; and she got hold of Nelson in

Naples, where she was the favorite of an unspeakably corrupt court.

Southey tells us there was nothing “criminal” in the hero’s relationship

to this lady; which is the English way of stating that Nelson did not

commit adultery. If this be true, it is rather singular that Nelson

should have believed himself the father of Lady Hamilton’s two children!

The queen of this Neapolitan court was a sister of Marie Antoinette, the

French queen who had told the people to eat cake if they could not get

bread; and through Lady Hamilton’s hold on Nelson, he was led to use the

British fleet in furtherance of Neapolitan royalist conspiracies, and in

defiance of orders from home. But you don’t find any of that in Southey!

You are told that when Nelson returned to England, he “separated from”

his wife; the fact being that his wife left him because he insisted on

bringing the “vamp” lady to live in the home with her! In view of these

details, I asked Americans to consider whether it would not be better

for their children to read about the democratic English heroes, such as

John Milton and Oliver Cromwell and Isaac Newton and John Ruskin and

Keir Hardie?

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