CHAPTER XVII

WILLIAM RANDOLPH ALCIBIADES

From “The American Plutarch: Our Leading Statesmen Portrayed for the

Young; with Moral Inferences.” New York: A. D. 2124.

The career of William Randolph Alcibiades, publisher, soldier and

politician, coincided with the era of the Great Wars. He was born to a

position of power and luxury, being a nephew of the greatest statesman

of his time, and having as his private tutor the leading philosopher of

his time. He had rare gifts of personal beauty and charm; but his youth

was wild and dissipated, and he spurned the conventional career which

lay open to him, and set himself up as a leader of the Democratic party.

His enemies called him a demagogue, and denied him any sincerity in his

popular appeals.

In the first World War the young statesman was chosen commander-in-chief

of the American forces in France. Returning home, he organized and led

the expedition for the conquest of South America, and laid siege to the

city of Buenos Ayres. He was recalled, because his enemies charged that

on the night before the expedition sailed, he had committed an act of

sacrilege by chopping off the nose of the statue of George Washington in

front of the Treasury Building, New York. History will never know who

committed this vandalism; a young man confessed, and some of those whom

he charged with guilt were executed, but the enemies of William Randolph

maintained that he had purchased this confession, in order to get rid of

certain persons who stood in his way.

William Randolph, while being conducted back to his country under

arrest, made his escape to England. In order to punish his enemies at

home, he made fervent appeals to the British government to enter the war

on the side of South America, and against his own country. His eloquence

prevailed, and both England and France sent ships to the relief of

Buenos Ayres. But William Randolph had to flee from England to France,

because the English king made the discovery that the young American had

seduced his wife.

William Randolph now lived in retirement until the second World War

broke out--between the United States on the one hand, and Japan and

China, aided by England and France, on the other. William Randolph had

always been ardent in promoting hostility against Japan, but he now fled

to the court of the Japanese emperor, and with money furnished by this

wealthy monarch he sent emissaries to foment a conspiracy in the United

States. The conflict between the Republican and Democratic parties had

reached a stage of such bitterness that the wealthy classes were ready

to listen to any scheme which promised them power. William Randolph

having deserted the Democrats and gone over to the Republicans, his

agents approached the naval officers of the fleet, and these, combined

with Judge Gary and J. P. Morgan and other gentlemen of wealth,

overthrew the established government, and set up a new constitution,

which confined the voting power to five thousand of the richest

citizens.

The new government made an alliance with Japan and China against England

and France; and William Randolph returned to the United States and

became a general in command of the American army. But his failure to win

victories caused his popularity to wane, and he fled to a castle he had

built for himself in Mexico. The British government, enraged by what he

had done to turn the Japanese emperor against them, sent emissaries to

set fire to his castle, and William Randolph Alcibiades was shot while

trying to make his escape from the flames.

From this career we learn that it is not enough for a statesman to be

beautiful in person and charming in manner: it is also necessary that he

be taught to attend Sunday school in his youth.

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