PREPARATIONS FOR THE FAIR--THE LAST LESSON--THE VERB SIRIEL
It might be about five in the evening when I reached the gypsy
encampment. Here I found Mr. Petulengro, Tawno Chickno, Sylvester, and
others, in a great bustle, clipping and trimming certain ponies and old
horses which they had brought with them. On inquiring of Jasper the
reason of their being so engaged, he informed me that they were getting
the horses ready for a fair, which was to be held on the morrow, at a
place some miles distant, at which they should endeavour to dispose of
them, adding--'Perhaps, brother, you will go with us, provided you have
nothing better to do?' Not having any particular engagement, I assured
him that I should have great pleasure in being of the party. It was
agreed that we should start early on the following morning. Thereupon I
descended into the dingle. Belle was sitting before the fire, at which
the kettle was boiling. 'Were you waiting for me?' I inquired. 'Yes,'
said Belle, 'I thought that you would come, and I waited for you.' 'That
was very kind,' said I. 'Not half so kind,' said she, 'as it was of you
to get everything ready for me in the dead of last night, when there was
scarcely a chance of my coming.' The tea-things were brought forward,
and we sat down. 'Have you been far?' said Belle. 'Merely to that
public-house,' said I, 'to which you directed me on the second day of our
acquaintance.' 'Young men should not make a habit of visiting
public-houses,' said Belle, 'they are bad places.' 'They may be so to
some people,' said I, 'but I do not think the worst public-house in
England could do me any harm.' 'Perhaps you are so bad already,' said
Belle, with a smile, 'that it would be impossible to spoil you.' 'How
dare you catch at my words?' said I; 'come, I will make you pay for doing
so--you shall have this evening the longest lesson in Armenian which I
have yet inflicted upon you.' 'You may well say inflicted,' said Belle,
'but pray spare me. I do not wish to hear anything about Armenian,
especially this evening.' 'Why this evening?' said I. Belle made no
answer. 'I will not spare you,' said I; 'this evening I intend to make
you conjugate an Armenian verb.' 'Well, be it so,' said Belle; 'for this
evening you shall command.' 'To command is hramahyel,' said I. 'Ram her
ill, indeed,' said Belle; 'I do not wish to begin with that.' 'No,' said
I, 'as we have come to the verbs, we will begin regularly; hramahyel is a
verb of the second conjugation. We will begin with the first.' 'First
of all tell me,' said Belle, 'what a verb is?' 'A part of speech,' said
I, 'which, according to the dictionary, signifies some action or
passion--for example, I command you, or I hate you.' 'I have given you
no cause to hate me,' said Belle, looking me sorrowfully in the face.
'I was merely giving two examples,' said I, 'and neither was directed at
you. In those examples, to command and hate are verbs. Belle, in
Armenian there are four conjugations of verbs; the first end in el, the
second in yel, the third in oul, and the fourth in il. Now, have you
understood me?'
'I am afraid, indeed, it will all end ill,' said Belle. 'Hold your
tongue,' said I, 'or you will make me lose my patience.' 'You have
already made me nearly lose mine,' said Belle. 'Let us have no
unprofitable interruptions,' said I. 'The conjugations of the Armenian
verbs are neither so numerous nor so difficult as the declensions of the
nouns; hear that, and rejoice. Come, we will begin with the verb hntal,
a verb of the first conjugation, which signifies to rejoice. Come along;
hntam, I rejoice; hntas, thou rejoicest: why don't you follow, Belle?'
'I am sure I don't rejoice, whatever you may do,' said Belle. 'The chief
difficulty, Belle,' said I, 'that I find in teaching you the Armenian
grammar, proceeds from your applying to yourself and me every example I
give. Rejoice, in this instance, is merely an example of an Armenian
verb of the first conjugation, and has no more to do with your rejoicing
than lal, which is also a verb of the first conjugation, and which
signifies to weep, would have to do with your weeping, provided I made
you conjugate it. Come along; hntam, I rejoice; hntas, thou rejoicest,
hnta, he rejoices; hntamk, we rejoice: now, repeat those words.'
'I can't,' said Belle, 'they sound more like the language of horses than
of human beings. Do you take me for--?' 'For what?' said I. Belle was
silent. 'Were you going to say mare?' said I. 'Mare! mare! by-the-by,
do you know, Belle, that mare in old English stands for woman; and that
when we call a female an evil mare, the strict meaning of the term is
merely bad woman. So if I were to call you mare, without prefixing bad,
you must not be offended.' 'But I should, though,' said Belle. 'I was
merely attempting to make you acquainted with a philological fact,' said
I. 'If mare, which in old English, and likewise in vulgar English,
signifies a woman, sounds the same as mare, which in modern and polite
English signifies a female horse, I can't help it. There is no confusion
of sounds in Armenian, not, at least, in the same instance. Belle, in
Armenian, woman is ghin, the same word, by-the-by, a sour queen, whereas
mare is madagh tzi, which signifies a female horse; and perhaps you will
permit me to add that a hard-mouthed jade is, in Armenian, madagh tzi
hsdierah.'
'I can't bear this much longer,' said Belle. 'Keep yourself quiet,' said
I; 'I wish to be gentle with you; and to convince you, we will skip
hntal, and also for the present verbs of the first conjugation, and
proceed to the second. Belle, I will now select for you to conjugate the
prettiest verb in Armenian; not only of the second, but also of all the
four conjugations; that verb is siriel. Here is the present tense:
siriem, siries, sire, siriemk, sirek, sirien. You observe that it runs
on just in the same manner as hntal, save and except that e is
substituted for a; and it will be as well to tell you that almost the
only difference between the second, third, and fourth conjugations, and
the first, is the substituting in the present, preterite, and other
tenses, e, or ou, or i for a; so you see that the Armenian verbs are by
no means difficult. Come on, Belle, and say siriem.' Belle hesitated.
'Pray oblige me, Belle, by saying siriem!' Belle still appeared to
hesitate. 'You must admit, Belle, that it is much softer than hntam.'
'It is so,' said Belle; 'and to oblige you, I will say siriem.' 'Very
well indeed, Belle,' said I. 'No vartabied, or doctor, could have
pronounced it better; and now, to show you how verbs act upon pronouns in
Armenian, I will say siriem zkiez. Please to repeat siriem zkiez!'
'Siriem zkiez!' said Belle, 'that last word is very hard to say.' 'Sorry
that you think so, Belle,' said I. 'Now please to say siria zis.' Belle
did so. 'Exceedingly well,' said I. 'Now say yerani the sireir zis.'
'Yerani the sireir zis,' said Belle. 'Capital!' said I; 'you have now
said, I love you--love me--ah! would that you would love me!'
'And I have said all these things?' said Belle. 'Yes,' said I; 'you have
said them in Armenian.' 'I would have said them in no language that I
understood,' said Belle; 'and it was very wrong of you to take advantage
of my ignorance, and make me say such things.' 'Why so?' said I; 'if you
said them, I said them too.' 'You did so,' said Belle; 'but I believe
you were merely bantering and jeering.' 'As I told you before, Belle,'
said I, 'the chief difficulty which I find in teaching you Armenian
proceeds from your persisting in applying to yourself and me every
example I give.' 'Then you meant nothing after all?' said Belle, raising
her voice. 'Let us proceed,' said I; 'sirietsi, I loved.' 'You never
loved any one but yourself,' said Belle; 'and what's more--'
'Sirietsits, I will love,' said I, 'siriestsies, thou wilt love.' 'Never
one so thoroughly heartless,' said Belle. 'I tell you what, Belle, you
are becoming intolerable; but we will change the verb, or rather I will
now proceed to tell you here, that some of the Armenian conjugations have
their anomalies; one species of these I wish to bring before your notice.
As old Villotte {97} says--from whose work I first contrived to pick up
the rudiments of Armenian--"Est verborum transitivorum, quorum
infinitivus--" But I forgot, you don't understand Latin. He says there
are certain transitive verbs, whose infinitive is in out-saniel; the
preterite in outsi; the imperative in oue: for example,
parghatsoutsaniem, I irritate--'
'You do, you do!' said Belle; 'and it will be better for both of us, if
you leave off doing so.'
'You would hardly believe, Belle,' said I, 'that the Armenian is in some
respects closely connected with the Irish, but so it is; for example,
that word parghatsoutsaniem is evidently derived from the same root as
feargaim, which, in Irish, is as much as to say I vex.'
'You do, indeed!' said Belle, sobbing.
'But how do you account for it?'
'O man, man!' said Belle, bursting into tears, 'for what purpose do you
ask a poor ignorant girl such a question, unless it be to vex and
irritate her? If you wish to display your learning, do so to the wise
and instructed, and not to me, who can scarcely read or write. Oh, leave
off your nonsense; yet I know you will not do so, for it is the breath of
your nostrils! I could have wished we should have parted in kindness,
but you will not permit it. I have deserved better at your hands than
such treatment. The whole time we have kept company together in this
place, I have scarcely had one kind word from you, but the strangest--'
And here the voice of Belle was drowned in her sobs.
'I am sorry to see you take on so, dear Belle,' said I. 'I really have
given you no cause to be so unhappy. Surely teaching you a little
Armenian was a very innocent kind of diversion.'
'Yes, but you went on so long, and in such a strange way, and made me
repeat such strange examples, as you call them, that I could not bear
it.'
'Why, to tell you the truth, Belle, it's my way; and I have dealt with
you just as I would with--'
'A hard-mouthed jade,' said Belle, 'and you practising your
horse-witchery upon her. I have been of an unsubdued spirit, I
acknowledge, but I was always kind to you; and if you have made me cry,
it's a poor thing to boast of.'
'Boast of!' said I; 'a pretty thing indeed to boast of; I had no idea of
making you cry. Come, I beg your pardon: what more can I do? Come,
cheer up, Belle. You were talking of parting; don't let us part, but
depart, and that together.'
'Our ways lie different,' said Belle.
'I don't see why they should,' said I. 'Come, let us be off to America
together.'
'To America together?' said Belle, looking full at me.
'Yes,' said I; 'where we will settle down in some forest, and conjugate
the verb siriel conjugally.'
'Conjugally?' said Belle.
'Yes,' said I; 'as man and wife in America, air yew ghin.'
'You are jesting as usual,' said Belle.
'Not I, indeed. Come, Belle, make up your mind, and let us be off to
America; and leave priests, humbug, learning, and languages behind us.'
'I don't think you are jesting,' said Belle; 'but I can hardly entertain
your offers. However, young man, I thank you.'
'You had better make up your mind at once,' said I, 'and let us be off.
I shan't make a bad husband, I assure you. Perhaps you think I am not
worthy of you? To convince you, Belle, that I am, I am ready to try a
fall with you this moment upon the grass. Brynhilda, the valkyrie, swore
that no one should marry her who could not fling her down. Perhaps you
have done the same. The man who eventually married her, got a friend of
his, who was called Sygurd, the serpent-killer, to wrestle with her,
disguising him in his own armour. Sygurd flung her down, and won her for
his friend, though he loved her himself. I shall not use a similar
deceit, nor employ Jasper Petulengro to personate me--so get up, Belle,
and I will do my best to fling you down.'
'I require no such thing of you, or anybody,' said Belle; 'you are
beginning to look rather wild.'
'I every now and then do,' said I. 'Come, Belle, what do you say?'
'I will say nothing at present on the subject,' said Belle; 'I must have
time to consider.'
'Just as you please,' said I, 'to-morrow I go to a fair with Mr.
Petulengro--perhaps you will consider whilst I am away. Come, Belle, let
us have some more tea. I wonder whether we shall be able to procure tea
as good as this in the American forest.'