There was not a stone, it is safe to say, within half a day's walk of
Claxton Road. Prairie country of the black-waxy variety is noticeably
bereft of this usual feature of life, the lazy Southern ocean which
formerly brooded over these parts having deposited black, rich muck
till it covered everything post-hole deep. And so if a man had wanted
a stone to throw he would have had to walk several miles to find one,
by which time, of course, his anger would have cooled off. Originally
there had been one here and there, but these solitary specimens, being
such a novelty, and standing out so plainly on the flat scene, had been
picked up by farmer or cowboy and taken home. Thus each of the several
stones in those parts was engaged in holding open the barn door or the
ranch gate, or was established in the back yard to crack pecan nuts on,
much to the improvement of flatirons. If a man had stolen one and used
it openly, he would sooner or later have been found out. But why do we
speak of stones?
Shortly after supper, Mrs. Arthur Wright--Kitty they still called
her--came out of the front gate whistling, and going to the middle of
the road, there being no sidewalk that far out from town, she turned to
the left and set out for the Chautauqua meeting at Captain Chase's.
Claxton road, coming in from the county-seat, changed its name a mile
or so out of Thornton and became Claxton Road. The Wright residence
may be said to have been located just where the capital R began. At
this point the barb wire of the prairie thoroughfare gave way, on the
left-hand side, to the white fences of suburban estates with big front
yards and windmills and stables; and on the right there came, at the
same time, an unfenced vacancy, or "free grass," which, though it had a
private owner somewhere, might be called a common. The estates along
Claxton Road faced this big common, looking across it toward the
cottages which marked the edge of town on the other side, and there was
nothing to obstruct the view except a time-blackened frame house which,
for some reason, had posted itself right in the middle of this spacious
prospect. These places along Claxton Road were the homes of cattle and
sheep-men who owned vast ranches in adjacent counties. They had thus
herded themselves together, largely, if not entirely, on account of
Woman and her institutions.
As the Wright place was the farthest out in this row of suburban
estates, Mrs. Wright was frequently the first to start to a Chautauqua
or other social affair; indeed, had it not been that she made a
practice of hurrying up the others as she went along, she would usually
have been the first to arrive. A short walk brought her to Harmon's,
and here bringing to a hurried conclusion the Wedding March from
"Lohengrin,"--an excellent tune to march by,--she changed her flutelike
notes for a well-known piercing trill. At the second shrill summons
Mrs. Harmon came to the door.
"Just a minute, Kitty--I 'm coming."
"Don't forget your specimen," called Mrs. Wright.
Mrs. Harmon, after a somewhat protracted minute, came out with nothing
on her arm but a book.
"I 've just been too busy for anything," she explained. "You know I
had the dressmaker two days--I thought I 'd take the opportunity while
George was away at the ranch. And, besides," she added, after a short
pause, "I did n't think of it."
"That's right, Statia. Always tell the truth, even as an afterthought."
"My! but you 're coming out bright this evening," responded Mrs. Harmon.
"I hope we can depend upon the others," mused Kitty.
Mrs. Dix and Mrs. Norton came out of their respective homes
empty-handed except for books. So also Mrs. Plympton and her mother.
"Well, I just don't care," said Mrs. Norton. "How in the world could I
get a stone? I have been having the awfulest time with our windmill.
The thingumajig that is supposed to turn it off has got broken or
something and it keeps pumping water all over where I don't want it to.
If I had an artificial pond like the Harmons I would know what to do
with so much water. I wonder when Jonas Hicks will get back?"
"I wonder!" echoed Mrs. Dix. "I was depending upon him. Mr. Dix said
he expected him back in a day or two. If it had n't been for that he
would n't have taken Fred along; for you know I can't put a saddle on
Major myself. Jonas will probably be back to-day or to-morrow he said."
"I am su-u-u-ure," said little Grandma Plympton, in her sweet and
feeble tremolo,--"I am su-u-u-ure that if we had all asked Mr. Hicks to
get us a stone he would most willingly have done so. Mr. Hicks would
do anything for a lady."
Grandma Plympton--what there was left of her after seventy-four years
of time's attrition--had a way of speaking which made it easy enough to
believe that she had, in her day, been a beautiful singer. As her
message to the world was usually one of promise and reassurance, she
had the gift of dwelling with songlike sweetness on those words in
which the music lay. She was altogether lovable and quaint. On fine
days she would still go forth alone, bearing her mother-of-pearl
card-case, and she would leave her card here or there as naturally as a
flower drops a petal; for despite her years she had by no means turned
traitor to Society. Nor had Society so much as thought of leaving her
out. In her, indeed, the fine flower of aristocracy was still in
bloom, and delicately fragrant.
The party, suiting their pace to hers, went more slowly after passing
Plymptons', whereupon Grandma, finding herself thus accommodated, gave
over what efforts she had been making and went more slowly still; and
so, when they came to the Brown place, which faced the middle of the
common, they were moving at a most deliberate rate. As they arrived
opposite the small gate, they all, as if by simultaneous thought,
stopped at once.
The object of their sudden interest was a rockery in the front yard.
This work, a pile of smooth boulders about three feet in height, and as
yet only partially covered with young vines, was the only scenic rival
to the artificial pond in the Harmons' front yard. Steve Brown built
it to please his mother, picking up a boulder here and there in the
course of his travels and getting it home by balancing it on the horn
of his saddle. During the last weeks of her illness, when her
wandering mind went back to the hills of her girlhood, her imagination
played continually around this mimic mountain of Steve's, and as it
seemed to be the one joy of her prairie-spent life, he would carry her
out on the porch in good weather and prop her up so that she could sit
and look at it. Jonas Hicks, becoming interested, took a hand in the
work; he kept on making contributions as long as the resources of the
country held out. Here was one reason that there was not a sole stone
remaining to be discovered.
"If we only had a few of them!" suggested Mrs. Norton.
"Yes--but he might not like it," said the younger Mrs. Plympton.
"But we would just borrow them, you know," explained Mrs. Norton. "And
anyway, how are we going to get along without them? Here we have
arranged for the Professor to come and tell us about them; and we all
promised to bring a specimen. It will seem strange for not one of us
to have a rock."
"Oh, I don't think it would do any harm for us to borrow a few stones,"
said Kitty Wright. "I don't see anything so awful about it."
There came a pause of indecision. Mrs. Harmon--she was the dignified
Daniel Webster of the circle, and just the opposite of the small and
sprightly Mrs. Wright--was yet to be heard from.
"Really," she said, "we ought not to agree to do things and then not do
them. We should have done it or else found somebody like Jonas Hicks
to do it for us. What's everybody's business is nobody's business."
"And what's nobody's business is everybody's business," added Mrs.
Wright.
"Good!" exclaimed Mrs. Norton. "Where did you hear that, Kitty?"
"I just heard myself say it. I did it with my little hatchet."
"Sort of a double-edged axiom," observed Mrs. Harmon.
"I am su-u-u-ure," chimed Grandma Plympton, "that if Mr. Brown were
here, and knew the circumstances, he would most wi-i-i-llingly offer to
assist us. Of course, we should never take--what does not belong to
us, without the owner's permission, but I am qui-i-i-i-ite sure that if
we were to take them and put them back just where we got them, Mr.
Brown would quite approve of it."
"Mother has a very high opinion of Stephen Brown," said Mrs. Plympton.
"Mr. Brown is quite a gentleman, indeed," said Grandma.
This advice, coming from so white a priestess, and in words that lent
so musical and sweet a sanction, removed the last mote of conjecture
from the air. Mrs. Wright, as usual, was the first to take action.
Every set of women, probably, has its recognized clown, she who is just
too cute and killing. And those who do not like her say she is
tiresome and "silly." Mrs. Wright, in keeping with the character, went
through the gate with exaggerated show of dissolute abandon.
"Come on, girls," she said, breaking into the rockery. "I do hope I
'll get one with feldspar in it, or something nice and interesting."
Mrs. Norton, having been the one to make the suggestion, now followed
her own advice; Mrs. Dix, taking example from Mrs. Norton, came next;
thus the motion was carried. And pretty soon the caravan moved
forward, heavily laden with food for thought.
The next two houses in the line of march were those of Mrs. Jephson,
and Mrs. Osgood and her sister Hannah--she was quite usually spoken of
as Mrs. Osgood's sister; but the two latter had already gone.
"What do you think?" said Mrs. Jephson. "I just got word that Oliver
would n't be home to-night, and he is probably gone for several days.
And Captain Chase, too. The Captain had to go to San Antonio on
business, and Oliver went along."
"The Captain, too! Not a man left in the neighborhood!" said Mrs.
Harmon.
"Except Uncle Israel," added Mrs. Wright.
Uncle Israel was the Captain's aged darky.
A shortage of men was nothing new to the ladies of this community.
Rather, being a cattle-raising country, it was a thing to be expected
at any time in spring or fall; and when Claxton Road did enumerate its
full quota of husbands, fathers, and brothers, many of them were liable
to be absent from Chautauqua. Always with good excuse, however. One
would be getting ready for a trip to the ranch; another would have to
stay at home to instruct his foreman; another would have to sit up with
a costly bull that was going through the rigors of acclimation; and on
more than one occasion it was the very man who was being depended upon
to tell them all about civil war or civil government who would have to
be excused by his wife for some such reason, upon which there would be
a chatter of regret and the meeting would fall into a conference upon
matters in general. While the gentlemen would "expatiate and confer"
with one another as to what breeding would produce the most wrinkles on
a sheep's back (thus giving the greatest wool-bearing surface), the
ladies would devise new wrinkles to make use of it. And usually the
ones who produced the raw material would be entirely through with their
plans while yet the consumers were settling fine points with regard to
the finished product. In this matter of higher culture, the true bent
of masculine nature was likely to betray itself in absence. But the
present scarcity of man may be said to have been somewhat above the
average.
For some distance the ladies went forward without saying a word. A
spell of utter silence had fallen upon the party. Then Mrs. Wright
spoke.
"Statia."
"Yes."
"Do you remember what we studied about gravity?"
"Why, certainly. Every certain number of feet a thing falls it goes
twice as fast."
"Well, I have made a discovery just as good as Sir Isaac Newton's.
Every foot you carry a rock it gets twice as heavy."
Some one among them dropped her burden; instantly they all let go. The
boulders struck the road with almost as simultaneous a thump as when
the drill-sergeant calls out "Ground arms."
"Oh! I 'm nearly dead," said Mrs. Norton.
"So 'm I," gasped Mrs. Dix, sinking down on the roadside grass.
"O-h-h-h!" gasped Mrs. Plympton.
The next minute or two was devoted to breathing.
"Why did n't you _say_ you were nearly dead?" demanded Mrs. Harmon,
when she had somewhat recovered.
"Why did n't _you_ say something?" replied Mrs. Dix.
"Why did n't we all say something?" inquired Mrs. Norton. "I did n't
know the rest of you were as tired as me."
Mrs. Wright, despite she was the smallest of the number, was evidently
the hardiest; she had calmly turned her stone over and sat down upon it.
"It's a wonder you don't all blame it on me," she said philosophically.
"Well, whatever I learn about this stone I 'll never forget," remarked
Mrs. Dix. "Never as long as I live. Let's take them back."
"Yes; but it's farther to go back than it is to keep on," said Mrs.
Harmon. "And we certainly can't leave them here. We are responsible
for them."
A very evident state of affairs. Being begun it had to be done.
"Come on, stone, we're going," said Mrs. Wright, taking hers up again.
The others followed. Again the rock-laden ladies went manfully onward.
When next they reached the limit of endurance, Chase's big red gate was
so near that they hung on with final determination, and when they were
almost to it they rushed forward to get inside the goal before the
rocks fell. They all succeeded except Mrs. Plympton, who lost hers in
the middle of the road and then finished its journey by rolling it.
"I was never so glad in my life before that I am not a horse," she said.
Virginia Chase had come down the path to shut the gate, which some one
among the earlier arrivals had not properly fastened, and she was the
bearer of bad news. The Professor, after all, would not be able to be
present. He had one of his sick headaches again.
"And who else do you think is sick?" added Virginia. "Aberdeen Boy. I
wish Jonas Hicks was back, because Uncle Israel does not know very
much, really, about stock. I am so worried. He held his head out so
funny, I thought maybe it was something the matter with the ring in his
nose. But it wasn't. He is just sick."
"I am su-u-u-ure," said Grandma Plympton, "that if Jonas Hicks were
back he could give him something that would relieve him."
When the specimen-hunters had recovered from their labors they
accompanied Virginia up the driveway, explaining, as they went, the
whole case of the abducted rockery. In the Chase's big sitting-room
the earlier contingent was drawn together in conversation as close as
chairs would permit, and as the belated ones entered they were greeted
with exclamations in which there was an extra touch of the joy of life,
it being in the very nature of gossip to seek new openings and exploit
itself in mystery and surprise.
"Hurry up, Statia; get your things off and come here---- Wait, Mrs.
Osgood; don't tell anymore till Kitty is here---- Sh-h-h-h; be careful
what you say before Grandma Plympton."
The newcomers, returning from the bedroom divested of their wraps,
began at once to relate their own experiences in geology, but they had
no more than stated the bare facts when they became aware that there
was a more absorbing topic in the air. Somebody had told Mrs. Osgood's
hired man, who had told his wife, who told Mrs. Osgood--but for that
matter there was no great secret about it.
"Have n't you heard a thing about it, Mrs. Plympton--re-e-eally?"
This was asked by one who had herself heard of it only a few minutes
before.
"Why, no; what is it?"
"You tell it, Mrs. Osgood. You can tell it best."
Then followed the story. In the course of its travels it had not
suffered any loss of detail; it had rather prospered. Each person to
whom it had been intrusted had sent it on its way richer and better; it
became longer and truer. And so Mrs. Osgood told it, ably assisted by
those who had just heard it and kept seeing new phases of it. Finally
the case was rested.
"What do you think of it, Mrs. Plympton? You live nearest to him."
"I must say that I am surprised. But then, I don't know whether a
person ought to be surprised at anything like that."
"And to think of it!" said Mrs. Dix. "Away out there where nobody is
likely to come along once in two weeks. What an idea!"
"Well," remarked Mrs. Harmon, who had been taking time, and might
therefore be supposed to have given the matter her weightier
consideration, "it is, in fact, just what one might expect. He has
always been so steady and sober-minded. It is n't as if he had had a
greater variety of interests and more social inclination and--wilder,
you know. He was entirely devoted to his mother; and he has n't the
resources and flexibility to make so complete a change easily, and
naturally."
"He has been acting quite strangely since his mother died,"
interpolated Mrs. Dix. "He cooks and eats and sleeps out on that
kitchen porch, and does n't seem to take any pleasure in being invited
out, or spending an evening at other people's houses."
"That's it," said Mrs. Harmon. "In his position, and especially his
_dis_position, a man is just ripe for the first adventuress that comes
along. In considering such things we ought to make allowances."
"I suppose so," remarked Mrs. Norton. "But to think of it being _her_.
The low calculating thing!"
Grandma Plympton was out in the dining-room with Virginia sipping a
glass of wine, and having admired an embroidered sideboard scarf, a
recent work of Virginia's, she was now engaged in examining other
things as they came forth from a lower drawer, which creations
interested her so much that Virginia went still deeper into the family
treasury and finally brought forth a sampler and counterpane which her
own grandmother had wrought. The examination of these things, together
with reminiscence of her own early achievements, kept Grandma Plympton
so long that by the time she reached the sitting-room the absorbing
topic had subsided from its first exclamatory stage and was being
treated in a more allusive and general way. Grandma soon gathered from
the allusions that Stephen Brown had at last met the lady of his choice.
"Indeed!" she exclaimed. "Now I am sure he will settle down and make
an excellent husband. Not that there was anything bad about him, not
at all; but he was rather wild when he was a boy, and gave his mother a
great deal of worriment--especially, I mean, when he took his cattle up
into the Territory. And in those days she could hardly keep him from
joining the Rangers. But now he is older and more sensible and has had
responsibilities; and I am su-u-u-ure it will be a fine match for any
young lady."
It is hardly in human nature to shatter such illusions. Thereafter,
the subject of the evening was more guardedly treated, pending her
departure. Grandma Plympton, valiant as she was in the social cause,
could seldom stay up for more than the first few numbers of a dance,
and she could never, of late, remain to the end of an evening party.
Before a great while she signified her readiness to go, and after her
usual courtly leave-taking she went away on the arm of her
daughter-in-law.
"Do you know," said Mrs. Dix, "I hardly felt like saying anything
before her. She is so old and innocent."
"Is n't she!" said Mrs. Osgood.
Virginia, much exercised over the health of Aberdeen Boy, had gone out
to the barn to have a talk with Uncle Israel, who, with a peacock
fly-fan moving majestically back and forth, was sitting up with
eighteen hundred pounds of sick bull. Aberdeen Boy, a recent
importation, and one of the noblest of those who were to refine the
wild-eyed longhorns of Texas, was having no more trouble with
acclimation than his predecessors; he manifested his illness simply by
lying down and looking more innocent than usual, and heaving big sighs
which wrung Virginia's heart.
In the sitting-room the study of Steve Brown went forward prosperously
again, but especially now in regard to the woman in the case. If the
one they named was anywhere within range of psychic influence, it is
safe to say her left ear burned that evening. And when, finally, it
was all over, the guests, departing, paused at the gate and turned
their thoughts to the rocks there assembled.
"What will we do? I would n't carry mine for anything," said Mrs.
Norton.
"Why, leave them here. We 'll have Jonas Hicks come and get them,"
said Mrs. Harmon.