CHAPTER IX.

"SPECIALS" AND OTHERS.

"Nature hath framed strange fellows in her time."

--SHAKESPEARE.

It was not often that any of the "Specials" were sent out to work as

farm labourers, because they were suited for anything but hard work;

so they were generally made constables. Conspicuous amongst these was

a man named Fred ----, who, it was said, forged the largest cheque

which had been forged on the Bank of England up to that time. This

was a well-educated man. He could read and write French, Spanish, and

Portuguese, and had once been interpreter for the Court of India. He

had not been in the country long before forgery commenced to worry him

again. For this, a sentence of two years in the Port Macquarie Iron

Gang was given him, and he became the worst man in it, for he fretted.

When a man gave way to the hardship, he became the victim of insects,

and this was the case with him. Small wonder at any man giving way to

the hardship in such a place, for it was nothing but hard work, hunger,

and flogging, the floor to sleep on, and one blanket as a covering.

After this man had finished his two years in the Iron Gang, he was sent

to a road party for about six months, and then became a constable on a

salary of 3s 3d per day. While a constable he wrote to his father, who

was a shareholder in a coal mine at Newcastle-on-Tyne, England, and

received a reply to the effect that if he could get good characters

from the Police Magistrate and a clergyman, he would endeavour to get

him his freedom. Besides this, his father sent him £1 per week, which

with his salary, amounted to nearly £2 weekly; but here the pen and ink

was introduced again, and he forged the very man's name who was paying

him the £1 per week. He was then locked up, tried, and committed,

finally being sentenced to Norfolk Island for life. This ended his

career in Port Macquarie.

Punishment appeared to be no warning to some of these men, and it

seemed that 'just as the twig was bent, the tree inclined.' The misery

that this fellow suffered the second time he was committed should have

been quite sufficient, for most of those who had a taste of the Iron

Gang did not return to it any more. It must have been severe when

the authorities sent Charles ---- from Sydney into the Gang for 12

months, as punishment for the murder of M----, on the Hunter River, and

afterwards burning him to ashes. In this case there was no evidence

except the murderer's own word, but they declined to hang him on that,

both in this country and in England. He was as quiet as a sheep in the

Gang, but, notwithstanding this fact, the boss took good care to keep

out of his way.

L---- was a Jew, and a very old hand in the country. Originally he was

sent to Moreton Bay, but having found Captain ----, who was killed by

the blacks there, he was shifted to Sydney, and was practically a free

man at that place. But he could not keep out of trouble, and for an

offence was sent to a road party in Port Macquarie, from which he did

not get his liberty for about 22 years, and when it did come, the news

was too late. He was working in a party on the road leading from the

coast to the table-land (the New England Road) when his ticket-of-leave

became due, but a few minutes before the news of his freedom arrived,

he was killed by a log rolling on him, and was buried in the vicinity

of the camp. His fellow-workmen cut a stone and erected it on his

grave, as he was very much liked by all the men on the road, but

someone afterwards removed the stone and used it for grinding purposes.

Every day, as soon as this poor fellow had finished his work, he would

retire to his bunk and sit with a needle and thread making cabbage-tree

hats. These hats were always saleable, and making them was the only

means by which a man could earn a few pence to buy tea, sugar, and

tobacco.

Tom P---- was one of the first men sent to Port Macquarie when it was

made a Settlement, and he was a most peculiar individual. Pigs seemed

to be his whole existence, for he appeared to love these animals. He

possessed some 'grunters' nine or ten years old, besides cattle and

horses. Tom used to sleep with the pigs, and even with this precaution

against thieves it was not infrequent that he lost one. Teddy H----

went out to Tom's abode one night and stole a pig. When he returned

another fellow went for one. While the second thief was in the act,

however, of getting his pig, Tom sat up amongst them, and said, "How

many more of you are coming to-night?" But they earned these pigs, for

they had to carry them about a mile. Anyone who saw Teddy the next

morning after this could swear that he had made a rise--for he had such

a corporation--and it was then a password among the men, "Hulloa! Teddy

made a rise last night." Then they said to Teddy, "Have you got any

more for to-morrow, Ted? Perhaps you could give us a leg!"

"Go for it yourselves, you crawling hounds," he returned, "and chance

it. I'm not going to shake it and give it to you fellows that are

frightened of your own shadows. If they grab me I must put up with it

like the rest of you."

Then they used to say to him, "Have you got any cabbage or spuds to

sell, Teddy? We want some onions, too!"

This was how they questioned him, because he had robbed a garden, and

was proved guilty by the police smelling the onions in his breath. So

poor Teddy got "50" on what was termed the "Broad Bean Racket" (robbing

a garden). But what did these men care? If there was a garden handy,

"50" or no "50" they would be into it, as they never got any vegetables

except by stealing. They were merry as crickets, too, when they had had

a good 'blow out.'

A number of the Government men were assembled in a hut at a place

known as the "Stockyard," about a mile from the barracks, one Saturday

afternoon. It was their intention to have a good feed, and they had

a big plum "duff" cooking; besides this, by some means they got some

wine. Three of the number, thinking there was not enough for everyone

to have a decent allowance from, decided to make another pudding

out of pipe-clay. This was done, and, at a given signal, two of them

pretended to start fighting outside, while the other was to remove the

pudding from the pot when nearly cooked, put the pipe-clay padding in

its place, and take the wine also. All at once the cry was raised,

"A Fight! A Fight!" Everybody rushed out to see it, and then the

business was done. The cook afterwards went to see how the pudding was

getting on, and saw the water discoloured with pipeclay. "Dear me," he

said, "the sugar has all evaporated." It was not the sugar that had

evaporated, though; it was the pudding. One old fellow who was nearly

three feet across the shoulders was sitting by, and when he became

aware of what had taken place, he made his usual remark, which was:

"Well, well, well! capitally done!" They did not try feasting in a

crowd again.

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