VIII. AS A FOOTMAN.

|Preparations for the supper party had already commenced when Walter

arrived at Mr. Tankard's. The shop had been closed at an earlier hour

than usual, but was lighted up, and so arranged that the company could

walk about it if they thought proper.

After casting a look around, and exchanging a word with Mr. and Mrs.

Tankard, both of whom seemed very busy, Walter went up-stairs to his

own room, which had now been converted into a nice little _cabinet de

toilette_. No doubt he was indebted for this attention to Mrs. Tankard.

His first business was to try on the livery, and he was quite surprised

to find how well it fitted him. We have already said it was a handsome,

showy suit; and on Walter, who was very tall and extremely well

proportioned, it produced its full effect.

What was his first thought as he contemplated himself in the glass, when

thus metamorphosed, may be inferred from the loud laugh into which he

burst.

Just at this juncture, Tom Tankard, who was now in evening dress, came

into the room, and joined very heartily in the merriment.

“Excuse my laughing, Mr. Liddel,” he said; “but yourself set me off.

I never beheld such a swell footman before. You'll astonish 'em down

stairs presently. But I've come to tell you the _coiffeur_ is waiting

outside. I suppose you're pretty nearly ready for him?”

The hairdresser proved to be Sigebert Smart; and great was the surprise

of that inquisitive individual when he found that the customer who had

so much excited his curiosity had assumed a new _rôle_, and found a new

lodging.

“Can I believe my eyes?” he exclaimed, with a theatrical start. “Do

I, indeed, behold the gentleman whom I was compelled to deprive of his

beard? I now understand the meaning of that order. With a costume

like this, a beard would be incongruous. But is the dress worth the

sacrifice?”

“Cease this foolery, and begin!” said Tom. “The gent wants his 'air

powderin'. He's goin' to a fancy ball, as I told you!”

Begging Walter to take off his coat, and flinging a loose gown over his

shoulders, and giving him a napkin to protect his eyes, Sigebert set to

work, and carefully powdered the young man's fine brown locks, pausing

ever and anon in his task.

At length, he exclaimed, as he laid down the powder-puff:

“Now you'll do, sir--now you'll do! What do _you_ think of the effect,

Mr. Tom?” he added, appealing to our fat friend.

“Hum!” cried Tom, without delivering an opinion. “Wants a little more at

the back, don't it?”

“Not a particle! Couldn't be better!” said Sigebert. “Now, let me help

you on with your coat,” he added to Walter.

And having thus aided in arraying him, he exclaimed, in affected

admiration:

“Why, you're quite a picture, sir! You eclipse the finest of the Court

lacqueys! You'd get a first-rate place, if you wanted!”

“That he would!” laughed Tom. “What's the damage, Sigebert?”

“Would five shillings be too much?” said the _coiffeur_, with a droll

expression. “It's half a crown for a real footman!”

“Well, here's a crown,” replied Walter.

Sigebert received the money with a bow, and, while putting his things

together, said:

“May I inquire where the fancy ball takes place?”

“Not far off,” replied Tom.

“Here?” asked Sigebert.

Tom nodded.

“I guessed as much,” said Sigebert. “Judging from this specimen, it will

be very good. But how is it you're not in character, Mr. Tom?”

“Domino and mask easily put on!” replied Tom not caring to enlighten him

further.

Upon this, Sigebert bowed and departed, Tom attending him as far as the

shop.

As he went out, the hairdresser saw Pledger Dapp, whom he knew, with his

assistants, bringing in the supper; and he also saw Larkins, with some

flowers, but he did not say anything to either of them. In fact, he was

absorbed in thought.

When he got out into the street, he stood still for a few moments, and

reflected.

“What the deuce is he doing here?” he thought. “He seems to have changed

his quarters. And what's the meaning of this disguise?--for disguise I

believe it is. Something may be made of the discovery.”

Having arrived at this conclusion, he hailed a hansom cab, and bade the

coachman drive to the Grosvenor Hotel.

IX. IN WHICH MISS CLOTILDE TRIPP AND MISS FLORA SICKLE-MORE MAKE THEIR

APPEARANCE.

|Not long after Sigebert's departure, Mr. Higgins, Lady Thicknesse's

butler, arrived, and was cordially welcomed by Mr. Tankard.

Stout, florid, bald-headed, well-mannered, quiet, wearing a white choker

and a black dress coat, Mr. Higgins seemed the very model of a butler,

and he certainly was most useful and important in the establishment

over which he ruled. Lady Thicknesse confessed she could not do anything

without Higgins.

“Odd things occurred this afternoon.” remarked Higgins, after a little

preliminary converse; “and I'll mention it now, while there's an

opportunity. Sir Bridgnorth Charlton called on my lady; but, as she

wasn't at home at the time, he conferred with me, and inquired whether I

knew anything about Mr. Chetwynd Calverley. I told him 'no.' I had often

heard the name in Cheshire, but had never, that I was aware of, seen the

gentleman. This didn't satisfy Sir Bridgnorth. He next inquired whether

we had recently discharged a footman, and I told him 'yes,' but we had

just engaged another, though I myself had not yet seen the new man, but

I expected he would enter on the place to-morrow. I had received a very

good character of him from you. Sir Bridgnorth then inquired your

address, which I gave him, and likewise the young man's name--Walter

Liddel--and he expressed his intention of calling upon you. I can't tell

what he wants, or why he began by asking about Mr. Chetwynd Calverley.”

“Sir Bridgnorth has not been here yet, and I've nothing to tell him

when he does come,” remarked Tankard. “I never heard of Mr. Chetwynd

Calverley. Who is he?”

“The son of a rich gentleman who lived at Ouselcroft, in Cheshire.

He was ruined on the turf, and disinherited by his father, and his

stepmother has got the entire property. These circumstances happened

about a year ago, and were the talk of the county at the time, so

perhaps you may have heard of them.”

“No; they're news to me,” replied Tankard. “I never was in

Cheshire--never heard of Ouselcroft, or the Calverleys. But the case is

not very extraordinary. We _do_ hear occasionally of youngsters getting

ruined on the turf, and being disinherited in consequence. It's a piece

of luck for the stepmother.”

“Yes; and she's young and handsome!” said Higgins.

Their converse was here interrupted by the entrance of Mrs. Tankard and

Tom, both of whom expressed themselves as very glad to see Mr. Higgins.

The lady wore a yellow satin dress, covered with black lace, and a

rather showy cap; and Tom had the usual evening dress, with white tie

and polished boots.

Tea and coffee had just been brought in by a female servant, when a

knock was heard at the side-door, and directly afterwards a very tall,

well-powdered footman advanced with stately step into the room, and

announced, in agreeable tones, not too loud, but quite loud enough, Mr.

Henry Netterville.

Nothing could be more effective than Walter's entrance.

Higgins gazed at him in astonishment. Prepared as he was to behold a

fine, tall footman, he had not expected such a well-grown, handsome

young fellow as this.

“By Jove! he'll do!” he exclaimed.

Harry Netterville, who was by no means a bad-looking fellow, and no

smaller than the rest of his species, was completely dwarfed by the tall

footman.

Tankard and his wife expressed their satisfaction in low tones; but the

irrepressible Tom gave a little applause.

Walter, however, having done his devoir, immediately withdrew, being

summoned by another knock at the door; but presently reappeared and

ushered in Mrs. Tripp and her daughter, who were quite astonished at

being thus introduced, and thought the Tankards must have taken leave of

their senses.

Mrs. Tripp was a milliner, and Clotilde Tripp, who assisted her mother,

was a very pretty girl, and looked upon Tom as an admirer.

But she had a formidable rival in Flora Sicklemore, whose mother kept

a Berlin wool, fringe, and trimming warehouse in Kennington Road. Flora

was quite as pretty as Clotilde--much prettier, in her own opinion--for

had she not bright golden locks and a very fair skin--while Clotilde's

tresses were coal-black, and her complexion olive-coloured!

Both charmers were smartly dressed, and both bent on captivating Tom.

Like the Tripps, the Sicklemores were filled with amazement at the sight

of the grand footman, but they felt sure such an extraordinary addition

to the establishment could only have been made by Tom.

Everybody had now arrived, except the Hartleys.

At last they appeared. Walter received them as he had done the others,

at the side-door, and offered to announce them, but Rose wouldn't let

him; so they entered the room quite quietly, but were very cordially

welcomed by the host and hostess; and even Tom, for some reason or

other, was particularly civil to them. He paid Rose a great many

compliments; but they were appreciated by the young lady at what they

were worth; and she gladly turned to Harry Netterville, who was dying to

talk to her, and who devoted himself to her for the rest of the evening.

Meanwhile, Higgins, wishing to have a word with the new footman, went in

quest of him with Mr. Tankard.

They found him in the shop, which communicated with the other rooms.

Bows and presentations took place. Then the parties shook hands.

“'Pon my word, Liddel,” said Higgins, in a good-natured but extremely

patronising manner, “you promise exceedingly well! Indeed, with a

little instruction, which I shall be extremely happy to give you, I

unhesitatingly assert you will '_do!_'”

“Such commendation from a gentleman of your judgment and experience is

extremely encouraging, Mr. Higgins,” said Walter, bowing. “I was really

desirous you should see me before I was finally engaged, that you might

form your own opinion as to my capabilities.”

“I had perfect confidence in my friend Tankard,” replied Higgins; “nor

did he mislead me. You have great personal advantages, Liddel, and they

count for much in a footman. I will say this for you, and you may take

it as a high compliment, I have never before seen our livery look so

well.”

“I am much gratified,” replied Walter, again bowing.

“A single question, and I have done,” said Higgins. “Do you happen to

know Sir Bridgnorth Charlton?”

“I am aware there is such a person,” replied Walter, rather embarrassed.

“I've also a question to ask you, Liddel,” remarked Tankard. “Did you

ever hear of Mr. Chetwynd Calverley?”

“Not lately,” replied Walter, without hesitation; “and I don't think

I am likely to hear of him again very soon. I fancy he has disappeared

altogether. But why do you inquire, sir?”

“Sir Bridgnorth Charlton was asking about him this morning,” interposed

Higgins: “and, somehow, you got mixed up in the inquiry.”

“That's strange,” replied Walter. “Surely he didn't suppose I was Mr.

Calverley?”

“No; he didn't think that,” rejoined Higgins, laughing; “but he wanted

some information respecting the young gentleman.”

“Well, I'm unable to give him any,” said Walter.

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