HUNTING THE COWS
A very pretty village was Ogleport, stuck away off there in that
fertile valley among the hills. Mountains these latter grew into within
a few miles, with ravines and rocky gorges instead of valleys, and
beyond them was the great, mysterious, rugged wilderness, with its tall
peaks and its forests full of wild animals.
Excellent people were those of Ogleport, with no small opinion of their
village and themselves, and their “Academy” was their especial pride.
There it stood, in the middle of the great, tree-bordered “village
green,” while on either hand of it were the “meeting houses” of the
half-dozen denominations among which the people of Ogleport and the
surrounding country were divided.
A large, steeple-crowned structure of wood, painted white, with
the staring windows of its two lofty stories unshaded by any such
nonsensical things as blinds, the Academy had evidently been planned by
the same architect who had designed the church building, and it was as
sober and ugly-looking as any of them.
Back of the row of meeting houses and the Academy were long, shadowy
rows of ample sheds, for the accommodation of the teams and wagons of
the country people on Sundays, and back of that again was the badly
kept and tangled-looking “graveyard.”
Those sheds were great places for the conclaves of the “boys” of
Ogleport, but their larks rarely carried them, even in broad daylight,
beyond or through or over the shattered picket fence of the graveyard.
Not that they were particularly superstitious, but then, as a general
thing, they deemed it just as well to “go around,” and it was, indeed,
a queer place to get into alone after sundown.
If, however, the boys had any reverence for the bit of land where the
village buried its dead, they had none whatever for the big, white
building where they were themselves compelled to bury so much of the
valuable time they might otherwise have usefully employed in fishing,
hunting, and other matters of equal importance.
The benches of the several rooms, not excepting those of the “chapel”
or lecture-room in the rear, or the great hall in the second story, the
frames of the doors, the pine wainscoting, the desks, every reachable
piece of wood about the whole concern was notched and scarred by the
sharp and busy knives of the boys of Ogleport.
More than one busy man, there and elsewhere, if he ever came back again
on a visit, could trace his deeply-cut initials, three times painted
over, among the innumerable scars of that institution of learning.
Zeb Fuller’s generation had done at least their share of this
particular kind of improvement, and the oldest inhabitants of the
village freely declared their opinion that there had never been such a
lot of unreclaimed young savages since the Indians cleared out.
Perhaps they were right, and then again perhaps they had forgotten
something, but the boys did not trouble their minds much about it,
either way.
Still, it was a great comfort to the Rev. Dr. Solomon Dryer to meet
with so liberal an amount of human sympathy, especially as it had
helped him that summer to carry into effect his design of securing an
additional assistant.
There had always been Mrs. Ross with two or three ambitious young
ladies to help her in the male department, and a long and variegated
line of “young men preparing for college,” who had acted for the time
being as “tutors” under Dr. Dryer, but never before had the Academy
trustees ventured on the outlay required for a full-grown, thoroughly
educated, competent man to do the doctor’s heavy work for him.
Perhaps a certain feeling of jealousy on the doctor’s part; a dread of
having any second person so near his own throne of authority, had had
something to do with it; but now there had appeared a new element of
danger which he found himself compelled to meet.
Some mischievous friend and patron of the Academy, mindful, perhaps, of
how much he had done towards whittling down the old building, had made
it a present of a very complete set of chemical and other instructive
apparatus, and what Dr. Dryer himself would do with such new-fangled
trash was a good deal more than he could tell.
And so--and so--there had been no end of solemn talk about it, but the
new assistant had been hired, and was to begin his labors with the fall
term, soon to begin.
An additional feather in the cap of Dr. Dryer had been the fact that an
unusually large number of “boarders” was expected. That is, boys from a
distance, who were to find homes among the villagers and drink in daily
wisdom at the Academy.
Some were to come from even the great city, where the men all know so
much and the boys were all so ignorant and so wicked, but wore such
good clothes and paid their bills so promptly.
Zeb and his crowd were by no means unaware of all these things, and one
of the curious results of the spring-board business was that it set Zeb
to thinking.
“If he sets his face against me and won’t let me come in,” said Zeb, to
himself, “I’ll miss all the new experiments. Besides, I really want
to study some. There is a good deal in books. I wonder if we couldn’t
coax the new man to put us into a course of Scott’s Novels and history?
Wonder if he’ll be got up on the same plan as old Sol? Pity him if he
is, that’s all. Tell you what, I must manage to get straight with the
doctor.”
So saying, Zeb wandered off--for it was the very morning after the
miller’s dip in the pond--down to the mill-dam.
When he got there, he found Pat Murphy just finishing up a piece of
work into which he had put all his heart for an hour.
“New spring-board, eh?” said Zeb. “Now go and get your saw.”
“And what for should I do that same?” asked Pat.
“To set your drowning trap,” replied Zeb, calmly. “I want to see how
you do it. You cut it three-quarters through, don’t you?”
“Now, Zeb, ye spalpeen, get out wid yer nonsense,” growled Pat, with a
very uneasy expression on his dusty face. “The boord’s all right. Jist
shtrip an’ thry it wanst.”
“No, thank you,” said Zeb. “Did you really mean to murder old Gershom?
And now you’re going to try it again. I’d never thought that of you,
Pat.”
“Go ’long wid yez!” laughed the Irishman. “Yer at the bottom of all the
mischief there is. I hope there’ll be young gintlemin from the city,
the now, that’ll tache ye manners. It’s waitin’ for thim, I am.”
“Drown ’em, shall you?” said Zeb. “But what’ll Gershom say to that?
I’ll have to be down here in my boat all the while.”
“I owe ye one, Zeb Fuller!” exclaimed Pat, with a sudden and very warm
burst of grateful recollection. “Ave yer iver in a schrape and want a
frind, just come to owld Pat Murphy, that’s all. It was mesilf didn’t
want to shpile the fun of yez. That’s all.”
“If we hadn’t been on hand it would have been spoiled pretty badly,”
moralized Zeb. “I’m going for a pull in the boat now, myself. Give my
love to Gershom when he comes, and tell him he’s a nice boy.”
A queer duck was Zeb Fuller, but, by the time he had floated vaguely up
and down the pond two or three times, he had very fairly matured his
plans for operating upon Dr. Dryer and preventing the doors of the
Academy from being closed against him.
That day was an unusually busy one for Ogleport, in vacation-time, for
every gossip in the village had notes to compare with every other, but
Zeb Fuller was among the invisible all day, and he retired to rest at
an hour which gave his father renewed hopes of the bright future which
lay before his heir.
No pains were taken, however, to ascertain whether Zeb’s pillow was
constantly occupied through the night-watches, and all the deacon was
absolutely sure of was, that he had some difficulty in stirring him up
in the morning.
“How’s this, Zeb?” asked his father, as Zeb came sleepily poking down
the stairs. “I’m sure you went to bed early enough.”
“That’s it,” said Zeb. “The longer I sleep the better I seem to know
how. If I keep on learning, I may be able to sleep a week, some of
these long nights.”
“Get away with the cows, then. You won’t get any breakfast, now, till
you come back. Hullo, there’s Dr. Dryer at the gate. What’s up now?”
Quite enough, one would think, and it was a very natural instinct which
led the doctor to that particular house with his story.
Not a hoof had his red-headed errand-boy found in his lot back of his
barn, that morning. Gate wide open. Cows gone, nobody knew whither.
“Something sure to happen in this place every time I oversleep myself,”
exclaimed Zeb. “Do you think they’re stolen, Doctor, or did that little
scamp of yours leave your gate open and let ’em run away?”
“Run away? Hope that’s all,” said the deacon.
“Have you looked for them?”
“Everywhere,” replied the doctor, who had been narrowly eying Zebedee.
The latter did not flinch a hair’s breadth, however, although he now
seemed wide awake enough.
“Father,” said he, suddenly, “I see what the doctor’s after. I’ll
just put our cows in the pasture--not half an hour’s work. Then you
have the bay saddled, and I’ll ride off after his critters. Get a lot
of the boys to help me. We’ll find ’em for you, Doctor. You threatened
to drown me, day before yesterday, and I’m glad to have a chance of
returning good for evil.”
He was off like a shot, and even his grim-visaged father more than
half smiled, as he remarked: “Best you can do, Doctor. I’ll have the
bay colt ready for him when he gets back. Not another boy in the whole
valley’d be so sure to make a find of it.”
Dr. Dryer looked more solemn than ever, and shook his head ominously,
for the thought which had brought him to Deacon Fuller’s had hardly
been permitted a fair expression.
Halfway down the path to the barn, Zeb was met by still another
interested party, who rose lazily from the ground at his approach,
cocked one dilapidated ear at him, and mutely inquired:
“Well, and what’s to be done now?”
“All right, Bob,” said Zeb, “but it’s too soon to wag your tail yet.
We must take all day to it. If we should find ’em right off, it’d look
bad. We’ll tend our own cows first.”
Bob stopped the tail-wagging, though there could have been very little
effort required to wag such a stump as that, and trotted off after his
master with a thoroughly canine faith that there was fun to come of
some kind.
A large, mastiff-built brindled dog was Bob, for whom all the other
village dogs had an unbounded respect, if not esteem. He was one of
those dogs that no sane human being ever tries to steal.
Zeb’s usual morning “chores” were finished up in rapid style, even for
him, and by that time, too, he had succeeded in getting messages to
half a dozen of his most trusted friends.
It looked very much, even to the watching eyes of Dr. Dryer, as if the
“hunt” were to be made in earnest, and Effie stood behind him and Mrs.
Dryer at the window, thinking what a grand time of it the boys would
have, and half wishing she could join them.
“It’s the least he can do,” remarked Mrs. Dryer. “I do hope nothing has
happened to that dun heifer. Those cows never ran away of their own
accord.”
If they had only been near enough to Deacon Fuller’s front gate a few
minutes later, they could have heard as well as seen.
“You see, boys,” said Zeb, “you’re all to hunt for ’em, but I’m going
on horseback, and of course I’ll find ’em.”
“We might, some of us.”
“No, you mightn’t,” responded Zeb. “Bill Jones, you and Hy Allen scout
out towards the lake. Take your hooks and lines in your pockets and be
gone all day. If you catch any fish, you can give ’em away to somebody.”
“Not if we don’t get back till after dark,” said Hy Allen.
“That’s so,” said Zeb. “Now, the rest of you might try the East hill.
I’m going on the North road, over into Rodney.”
“We might go for woodchucks,” suggested one of the smaller boys.
“We might,” said another, “but then the old sweet tree in the Parker’s
orchard’s about ripe.”
“That’s it,” said Bill Jones, “and I saw him going through the village
this very morning. Both his dogs with him.”
“All right,” replied Zeb. “Bob and I and the bay colt don’t mean to
come back till we bring Sol Dryer’s cows along with us.”
“Hurrah for Zeb Fuller!” shouted Hy Allen, and, with a yell of general
approbation and acquiescence in the plans of their chief, for such he
seemed to be, that squad of “the worst boys in Ogleport,” as Dr. Dryer
would have called them, separated, each to his own especial usefulness.
In five minutes more, Zeb was in the saddle, and he and Bob were off to
seek their fortune.
Just a little after noon of that eventful day it might fairly have been
said that the plans of Zeb Fuller had fairly begun to ripen.
Bill Jones and Hy Allen were busily at work under a tree by the lake
shore, building a fire to aid them in the preparation of their lunch.
The borrowed boat they had pulled up on the beach had a very fine show
of fish in it, but not a sign of a cow, and the pair of them seemed
just as well contented.
Miles away, on the eastern hillside, another detachment of Zeb’s
faithful army were admiring the furry coats of no less than three
woodchucks which they and their attendant curs had dug out and
captured, while not a boy among them all could have got his hands into
his pockets or put his hat on his head until he should have eaten more
half-ripe sweet apples than any one boy could have the slightest hope
of holding.
Long miles away, again to the northward, the bay colt, without one
flake of perspiration upon his glossy sides to indicate that he had
been driven around the country very extensively, was pulled up in
the middle of an open, unfenced bit of woodland, while his rider sat
looking wistfully in all directions.
“Not a hoof or a horn!” exclaimed Zeb. “I’d no notion they’d wander
out of this. Gone on North, anyhow. Come, Bob, we’ll come up with ’em
before long.”
Not quite so soon as he thought, however, for one mile, two miles, and
then a third, vanished under the now quickened pace of the bay colt,
and the merry face of his rider was growing longer and longer, before
a bark from Bob and a shout from his master greeted the discovery of
cattle ahead.
And there they were, surely enough, the dun heifer and the two older
cows, but not by any means feeding leisurely at the wayside, as they
should have been.
On the contrary, they were being driven steadily along northward, in
the charge of three ragged, disreputable-looking, vagabond boys, two
of them of about Zeb’s size and one younger, and a big, mangy-looking
yellow dog.
“Hullo!” shouted Zeb, as he galloped up and passed them, reining in the
bay colt across the road. “What are you doing with them cows?”
“Drivin’ ’em to the paound,” exclaimed one of the larger boys, with a
malicious grin. “That’s wot we dew with stray critters over here in
Rodney.”
“Over here in Rodney!” exclaimed Zeb. “Why, those cows belong to
Ogleport. Stolen last night out of the Rev. Dr. Solomon Dryer’s own
yard. I’ll have you all arrested and sent to jail. Pound! I’ll pound
ye. Give ’em up, right off.”
There was a little spasm of uncertainty on the faces of the vagabonds,
but the “pound reward” for stray cattle in Rodney was a dollar a head,
and they could not bear the thought of surrendering wealth like that to
a boy of Zeb’s size from a rival township.
They said as much in a moment more, and that in such a dogged and
threatening manner, and with such a profusion of unsavory epithets,
that Zeb Fuller’s valor got the better of his discretion.
He was no cavalryman.
All his fighting had hitherto been done on foot.
So he wisely cantered a few rods up the road, sprang from the saddle,
hitched the bay, shouted to Bob, and started back for the duty that so
plainly lay before him, cudgel in hand.
It was one against three, to be sure, for Bob recognized at once his
mission to that yellow dog, but Zeb had special reasons of his own for
not flinching.
Perhaps it was even less a sense of duty to the Rev. Dr. Solomon Dryer
than of unexpressed remorse.
If those three vagabonds looked for an easy victory, however, they were
sorely mistaken.
The dun heifer had been “hard to drive” all along, and she headed her
mates in a vigorous break backward at the first rush of Zeb and his
faithful ally.
It was all in vain that the smaller of the three “impounders” rushed
so wildly after them, and that lessened the odds against Zeb.
They were hard fighters, though, those two vagabonds of Rodney, and
Deacon Fuller’s hopeful heir had all his work cut out for him.
He was no scientific boxer, nor was either of his opponents, but Bob
was more of an expert, and by the time Zeb began to really find himself
in difficulty so did that unlucky yellow dog.
The worst of it was, however, that Bob deemed it his duty to make a
clean finish of his particular job instead of coming to the help of his
master.
Alas, for Zeb!
His cudgel was wrenched from his panting grasp, at last, though not
till he had used it to excellent effect, and while he grappled with one
of his foes the other was free to belabor him to his heart’s content.
The result might have been bad for Dr. Dryer’s cows, but, just then,
there came a sound of heavy wheels on the road above, and over the
nearest “rise” of ground the daily stage-coach that plied up and down
the valley came lumbering down to the field of battle.
[Illustration: ZEB’S FIGHT WITH THE RODNEY BOYS]
So intent were the combatants, however, that the driver was compelled
to pull in his horses to keep from going over them in spite of his
angrily shouted warnings.
For a wonder, the stage contained but three passengers, two old ladies
and a fine-looking, tall, athletic young man.
The latter, however, had his head out of the window instantly, with:
“What’s the matter, driver?”
“Boys fightin’ in the road, sir.”
“Fighting? I declare!”
And the stranger was out on level ground immediately.
Even the vagabonds loosened their hold in consideration of the new
arrival, and his sternly uttered reproofs and expostulations were
replied to with a sullen:
“None of yer bisness. He’s a-takin’ away aour paound caows, an’ we’re
a-lickin’ of him, that’s all.”
“Not much, they ain’t,” said Zeb, sturdily. “Bob, come here. There now,
I’m ready again.”
“Ready for what, my young friend?” asked the stranger, for he could
not but see the difference between Zeb and the other two, for all his
bloody nose and disordered apparel. “You don’t mean to fight any more?”
“Don’t I?” exclaimed Zeb. “I mean to drive home Dr. Dryer’s cows if I
fight all day.”
“Dr. Dryer’s cows? Dr. Dryer, of the Ogleport Academy?” asked the
stranger.
“Yes, Solomon,” said Zeb. “That’s the man. Those are his cows down
the road there. Got away last night. I came after ’em and found these
Rodney rascals driving ’em to the pound. Of course they can’t have ’em.”
“Of course not!” exclaimed the stranger. “You’re perfectly right, my
young friend. If that’s your horse yonder, just mount him and we’ll see
if there’ll be any more trouble.”
The three vagabonds, for the smaller one had now come running up, took
a good look at the stranger, another at the pugnacious attitude of Zeb,
another at Bob, who was evidently getting dangerously impatient.
They looked with one accord at what was left of their big, yellow dog,
now limping and yelping up the road, and then, with many a threat and
whine and morsel of smothered abuse, they slowly sneaked away after
their dog.
Zeb was on the bay colt’s back quickly enough, and the dun heifer
and her friends moved cheerfully on before him in the direction of
Ogleport.