CHAPTER VIII. SOME MINOR DIVERSIONS.

Philadelphia is a good city to live in, at least I found it so, and had

I had my own way I presume that I should still be a resident of the city

that William Penn founded instead of a citizen of Chicago, while had I

had my own way when I left Marshalltown to go into a world I knew but

little about I might never have lived in Philadelphia at all. At that

time I was more than anxious to come to Chicago and did my best to

secure a position with the Chicago Club, of which Tom Foley, the veteran

billiard-room keeper, was then the manager. As he has since informed me,

he was looking at that time for ball players with a reputation, and not

for players who had a reputation yet to make, as was the case with me,

and so he turned my application down with the result that I began my

professional career in Rockford instead of in Chicago, as I had wished

to do. "It is an ill wind that blows nobody good," however, and for the

Providence that took me to Rockford and afterward to the "City of

Brotherly Love," I am at this late day truly thankful, however

displeased I may have been at that time.

I have often consoled myself since then with the reflection that had I

come to Chicago to start my career in 1871, that career might have come

to a sudden end right there and then, and all of my hopes for the future

might have gone up in smoke, for the big fire that blotted out the city

scattered the members of the Chicago Base Ball club far and wide and

left many of them stranded, for the me being at least, on the sands of

adversity.

Shakespeare has said, "There is a Providence that shapes our ends rough

hew them as we will," and it seems to me that the immortal Bard of Avon

must have had my case in mind when he wrote that line, for I can see but

little to complain about thus far in the treatment accorded me by

Providence, though I am willing to admit that there was some pretty

rough hewing to do before I was knocked into any shape at all.

When I began playing ball at Rockford I was just at that age when, in my

estimation, I knew a heap more than did the old man, and that idea had

not been entirely knocked out of my head when I arrived in Philadelphia.

The outdoor life that I had led when a youngster, the constant exercise

that I had indulged in, together with the self-evident truth that the

Lord had blessed me with a constitution that a young bull might envy,

had all conspired to make me a young giant in strength, and as a result

I was as full of animal spirits as is an unbroken thoroughbred colt, and

as impatient of restraint.

Good advice was, to a greater or less extent, thrown away upon me, and

if I had any trouble it rolled off from my broad shoulders as water from

a duck's back and left not a trace behind. In the language of the old

song, I was, "Good for any game at night, my boys," or day, either, for

that matter, and the pranks that I played and the scrapes that I got

into were, some of them, not of a very creditable nature, though they

were due more to exuberation than to any innate love of wrong-doing.

In any contest that required strength and skill I was always ready to

take a hand, and in these contests I was able to hold my own as a rule,

though now and then I got the worst of it, as was the case when I

entered the throwing match at the Union Grounds in Brooklyn in October,

1872. The entries were Hatfield and Boyd, of the Mutuals; George Wright

and Leonard, of the Bostons, and Fisler and myself, representing the

Athletics. The ball was thrown from a rope stretched between two stakes

driven into the ground one hundred and ten yards from the home-plate.

Each competitor was allowed three throws, and the rules governing the

contest required that the ball be dropped within two large bags placed

on a line with the home-plate and about sixty feet apart. Hatfield led

us all in each of his three trials, and on the last one he beat his own

record of 132 yards made at Cincinnati in 1868 by clearing 133 yards 1

foot and 7 1/2 inches. Leonard came next with 119 yards 1 foot 10

inches, Wright third with 117 yards 1 foot 1 inch, Boyd fourth with 115

yards 1 foot 7 inches, Fisler fifth with 112 yards 6 inches, while your

humble servant brought up the tail end of the procession with a throw of

110 yards and 6 inches, not a bad performance in itself, but lacking a

long ways of being good enough to get the money with.

Among the famous characters of which the Quaker City boasted in those

days was Prof. William McLean, or "Billy" McLean, as he was generally

called, an ex-prize fighter and a boxing teacher whose reputation for

skill with the padded mitts was second to no man's in the country. To

take boxing lessons from a professional who really knew something

touching the "noble art of self-defense," as the followers of ring

sports would say, was something that I had never had an opportunity of

doing before, and it is hardly to be wondered at that I availed myself

of the chance before I had been there a very long time.

I towered over McLean like a mountain over a mole hill, and I remember

well that the first time that I faced him I thought what an easy matter

it would be for me to knock his reputation into a cocked hat, and that

before a man could say "Jack Robinson." In a very few moments, however,

I had changed my opinion. I had fancied that I was a pretty good sort of

a man myself with or without the gloves, but long before the end of that

first lesson I had come to the conclusion that my education in that

line, as well as others, had been neglected, and that I still had

considerable to learn. McLean went around me very much as a cooper goes

around a barrel, hitting me wherever and whenever he pleased, and the

worst of the matter was that I could not hit him at all. It was not

until after he had convinced me just how little I knew that he began to

teach me, beginning with the rudiments of the art. I proved to be an apt

pupil and soon became quite proficient at the game, in fact so good was

I that I sometimes fancied that I could lick a whole army of wildcats,

this being especially the case when the beer was in and the wit was out,

for be it beer or wine, the effect is generally the same, a fact that I

had not yet learned, though it dawned on me long before I left

Philadelphia, and I quit it for good and all, to which fact I attribute

the success that I have since met with both in the sporting and the

business world.

It was in 1875 and during my last season with the Athletics, if I

remember rightly, that I became involved in a saloon row, that, to say

the least of it, was not to my credit, and that I have been ashamed of

ever since. We had been out to the grounds practicing until nearly

nightfall and on the way home we stepped into a German saloon on the

corner for the purpose of refreshing the inner man and washing the dust

out of our throats. In some way the conversation turned on the doings of

various fighters and I expressed myself pretty freely concerning their

merits and demerits, for having taken boxing lessons, I was naturally

anxious to set myself up as an authority on matters pugilistic.

Just as we were in the midst of the argument a fresh policeman happened

along and "chipped into the game" with the remark that if there was any

fighting to be done he would himself take a hand in it.

That was my chance. For what had I taken boxing lessons unless I could

at least do a policeman? "Come on!" I yelled and then I smashed him. He

was not the only policeman on the beat, however. There were others--in

fact, several of them, and they clubbed me good and plenty, finally

leading me away with the nippers on.

Arriving at the police station, and a pretty tough-looking object I was,

as you may imagine, I immediately sent for the President of the club,

who, as good luck would have it, was also a Police Commissioner. When he

put in an appearance he looked at me in astonishment and then asked me

what I had been doing.

I told him that I hadn't been doing anything, but that I had tried to do

the whole police force, and with very poor success. I was released on

honor that night and the next morning appeared before Alderman Buck, who

listened to both sides of the story, and then let me go, thinking by my

appearance, doubtless, that I had already been punished enough. After

court had adjourned we all adjourned on my motion to the nearest saloon,

where we had several rounds of drink and then--well, then I started in to

celebrate a victory that was, after all, a good deal more like a defeat.

While thus engaged I was unfortunate enough to run up against the young

lady that I had already determined to make Mrs. Anson, and not being in

the best of condition, she naturally enough did not like it, but as

Rudyard Kipling says--that is another story.

That experience ended the wild-oats business for me, however, and

although the crop that I had sown was, comparatively speaking, a small

one, yet it was more than sufficient for all my needs, and I now regret

at times that I was foolish enough to sow any at all.

The only other row that I ever had of any consequence took place on a

street car one day when I was going out to the ball grounds, a game

between the Athletics and Chicagos being scheduled for decision. The

most intense rivalry existed at that time between these two

organizations and the feeling among their partisans ran high. A

gentleman on the car--at least he was dressed like a gentleman--asked me

what I thought in regard to the relative strength of the two

organizations. At that time I had some $1,500 invested in club stock and

naturally my feelings leaned toward the club of which I was a member,

still I realized that they were pretty evenly matched, and I so stated.

He then remarked in sneering tones, "Oh, I don't know. I guess they play

to win or lose as will best suit their own pockets."

I informed him that if he meant to insinuate that either one of them

would throw a game, he was a liar.

He gave me the lie in return and then I smashed him, and I am not

ashamed to say that I would do it again under the same circumstances.

I have heard just such remarks as that made even in this late day,

remarks that are as unjust to the players as they are uncalled for by

the circumstances. Lots of men seem 'to forget that the element of luck

enters largely into base-ball just as it does into any other business,

and that things may happen during a contest that cannot be foreseen

either by the club management or by the field captain.

An unlucky stumble on the part of a base runner or a dancing sunbeam

that gets into a fielder's eyes at some critical time in the play may

cost a game; indeed, it has on more than one occasion, and yet to the

man who simply judges the game by the reports that may read in the

papers the thing has apparently a "fishy" look, for the reason that

neither the sunbeam nor the stumble receives mention.

If every sport and business man in this world were as crooked as some

folks would have us to believe, this would indeed be a poor world to

live in, and I for one would be perfectly willing to be out of it.

The real truth of the matter is that the crooks in any line are few and

far between. That being the case it's a pretty fair old sort of a world,

and I for one am glad that I am still in it, and very much in it at

that.

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