Bound for the Baltic
A fortnight had elapsed since the day on which H.M.S. _Capella_ towed
the captured unterseeboot into Harwich harbour. Since then she had
been attached to a base on the East coast of Scotland, her sphere of
usefulness in the English Channel being a thing of the past.
The German blockade had fizzled out like a damp squib. Absolutely
afraid to risk the remaining boats in operations that would certainly
end in their being unceremoniously conveyed to Davy Jones's locker, the
German Admiralty had dispatched them to the Mediterranean, where, under
the Austrian flag, they attempted, at first with a certain degree of
success, to terrorize merchantmen by their "frightfulness".
So the _Capella_ had been ordered to Cromarty Firth, pending the
completion of arrangements for sending a fleet of swift destroyers and
patrol-boats to operate in conjunction with the British submarines in
the Baltic.
Almost the first duty Ross had to undertake upon arrival was to draw
money for the ship's company from the Paymaster's office at Invergordon.
Accompanied by six seamen, wearing their side-arms and carrying three
canvas bags, the midshipman landed, and proceeded to the office.
Leaving the escort "standing easy", Ross entered the building and found
himself confronted by a door on which was painted the words,
"Accountant Officer". Underneath was a piece of cardboard on which was
written: "Don't knock--walk in".
The midshipman accepted the invitation and entered. It was a large
room. Against one wall were three knee-hole desks, at which were
seated naval "writers"--petty officers detached for clerical work. Two
more were bending over a large tray, studiously engaged in "putting the
money up", or placing wages in the compartments of the tray in order to
facilitate the forthcoming payment to the civilian workers attached to
the establishment. At a large desk was an officer, with his head
almost touching a litter of papers. His back was turned, but Ross
could see by the gold-and-white band that he was an Assistant Paymaster.
Hearing footsteps behind him, the A.P. broke into a torrent of abuse:
"Of all the scatter-brained idiots that act the giddy goat, this
strafed lunatic takes the proverbial ship's biscuit!" he exclaimed.
"Just look here, Carruthers; did you ever see such a piece of arrant
tomfoolery----"
He turned his head, and saw it was not Carruthers.
"Sorry," he said apologetically. "Thought it was someone else. You
must have imagined that I was off my head. It's a wonder I'm not.
Look at this: here am I up to my eyes in work, and I get this sort of
thing fired at me."
Ross looked at the tendered document. It was headed: "Queries in the
Store Ledger", and the gem to which the harassed A.P. had referred was
as follows:--
"4 oz. tin-tacks. Please say if these are synonymous with 'tacks
tinned'."
The midshipman laughed. The A.P. glared.
"Some rotten idiot drawing five hundred a year evidently doesn't
realize it's war-time," he growled. "Now, what can I do for you?"
At length the midshipman received the necessary coin. He was about to
leave the officer when he found himself face to face with John Barry,
now a Lieutenant-Commander, R.N.R.
"Bless my soul, Trefusis!" exclaimed Barry cordially. "I am glad to
see you. I heard the new _Capella_ was ordered round. How's everyone?
Thanks, I'm top-hole. In a deuce of a hurry! Look here, come on board
and see me to-night. The _Hunbilker_ is lying off Cromarty. Can you
manage it?"
"I think so," replied Ross.
"Very good; bring Haye with you. I'll send a boat at seven bells."
Captain Syllenger readily gave the midshipmen permission.
"It looks as if it might blow a bit before very long," he added. "If
so, remain on board until morning. It's no joke making a five-mile
trip in a steamboat on a pitch-dark night with a sea running."
The lads were delighted at the prospect of the visit. They were both
awfully keen on John Barry; besides, they were rather anxious to see
what sort of command he had. The ship's name was enough to excite
their curiosity. She had evidently arrived later than the _Capella_,
for there was no sign of a craft bearing that name when the
patrol-vessel passed Cromarty on the previous afternoon.
Punctually at seven bells a grey motor-boat dashed up alongside the
_Capella's_ gangway. Shrap, whose instinct told him that his young
master was leaving the ship, anticipated him by making a prodigious
bound from the side into the waiting boat, alighting upon the shoulders
of the coxswain, much to that worthy's astonishment.
"Never mind, sir," replied the man, in answer to Vernon's apologies.
"I've a dog myself at home, very much like this one."
"Let him come with us," suggested Ross. "He'll kick up an awful row if
you don't."
So Shrap, coiled up in the stern-sheets, had his way.
Having received the midshipmen, the boat turned and threshed its way in
the teeth of a strong easterly breeze.
"Yes, sir, that's the _Hunbilker_," replied the coxswain in answer to
Vernon's query, as a large grey shape loomed through the twilight.
"By Jove!" ejaculated Ross, absolutely taken aback. "She's a whopper.
Old Barry's got a battleship. If she isn't a sister ship to the
_Tremendous_, I'm a----"
Fortunately for him, Ross refrained from saying what he might be, for
as things turned out he was wrong. The _Hunbilker_ commenced her
career as a 6000-ton merchantman, but no one would recognize her as
such.
In all probability, but for the war, she would have ended her career as
such. But the Navy required her for a certain purpose, and loyally the
old tramp stepped into the breach. When, after a lapse of nine weeks,
she emerged from the repairing basin, her disguise was complete. She
looked to be what she was not. It is, therefore, no cause for
wonderment that the two midshipmen were deceived by the enormous
outlines of what appeared to be a formidable unit of the British Navy.
The _Hunbilker_ was, in short, a maritime ass in lion's skin, but her
role was none the less a responsible one.
"I was rather doubtful whether you would turn up," remarked Barry.
"The glass is dropping like billy-ho, and there's a brute of a sea
tumbling in."
"We need not return to-night," announced Ross.
"That's capital," rejoined the Lieutenant-Commander. "I'll get the
hands to hoist in the boat and trice the accommodation-ladder up. We
roll like a barrel in a sea-way."
"You've got a big command this time, sir," said Vernon.
Barry smiled.
"Yes," he replied. "Plenty of room, but the lighting 'tween decks is
rotten. All artificial, you know, except the little we get in through
the quarter-deck skylights. I'm expecting young Jolly; he's the A. P.
you saw ashore at Invergordon. Not a bad sort of youngster when he's
clear of his work. Would you like to look round before we go below?"
"Of course the Germans know all about our dummy battleships," continued
Barry as he led the way. "They jeered at the scheme in the papers as
far back as last November twelvemonth."
"Then what's the object?" asked Ross.
"It muddles them up. They can't distinguish the _Tremendous_ from this
packet, especially in hazy weather. They've got to guess which is the
substance and which is the shadow. From actual results we know now
that the costly experiment has more than justified the expenditure."
The Lieutenant-Commander and his young guests continued to talk shop
until it was time to go below. From that moment, conversation drifted
into other channels of more or less personal interest.
Presently a loud whistle was heard from without.
"That's Jolly," declared the Lieutenant-Commander. "It's the last boat
to-night, I fancy."
A few minutes later the A. P., having divested himself of his dripping
oilies and sou'wester, was ushered into the cabin. Separated from his
duties as Accountant Officer, he was much the same as other men. Ross
could hardly believe that the jovial officer--for he did not now belie
his name--was the same explosive man who had figuratively lost his head
over four ounces of "tacks tinned".
Dinner over, the four officers drew their chairs close to the fire and
yarned incessantly. Even the laboured rolling of the ship, the howling
of the wind overhead, and the _chouf chouf_ of the waves as they
slapped against the sides, failed to remind them that they were afloat
and in an exposed anchorage.
"Heard from your sister recently?" enquired Barry, addressing the A. P.
He tried to ask the question in a natural tone of voice, but the
midshipmen were quick to perceive a deepening of the tan in the
Lieutenant-Commander's weather-beaten face.
"Had a letter only this morning," replied Jolly; "a fairly long one,
too. I suppose things have quieted down a bit after the rush. My
sister's a double one, you know," he added, turning to Ross and his
chum.
"A what?" asked Ross.
"She's my sister, and she's a nursing sister at a naval hospital,"
explained the A.P. "There's a very quaint little bit. I must read it
to you."
He produced an envelope from his pocket.
"'You remember Marjory May?'" he read. "'She's had her wish. She
joined here as a probationer, on the day after that terrible destroyer
affair. We had most of the cases. One of the patients was a stoker,
who had been knocked about by a shell exploding in a bunker (whatever
that is--it sounds like golf). Marjorie had her first task--to wash
him before the doctor could operate. I went to see how she was
progressing, and found the poor girl on the verge of tears. 'Oh,
sister!' she exclaimed; 'I've been scrubbing him for ten minutes, and I
can't get him clean!' It was rather dull in the ward, so I switched on
the light. Then I saw the cause of Marjory's distress. The poor
stoker was a half-caste."
"By Jove!" ejaculated the A.P. as a particularly savage gust laid the
ship well over. "It isn't half blowing!"
"Yes, my festive friend," agreed Barry; "it is! Fortunately you are
not due back to-night. If you were it wouldn't signify, for I wouldn't
order a boat away on a night like this. To-morrow, if it hasn't
moderated--and the worst is yet to come--we'll weigh and stand up the
Firth into smoother water."
There was a pause in the conversation. The din without was now
terrific. One of the worst of the winter gales was approaching its
climax--a furious nor'easter.
"Come in!" shouted Barry as a knock was heard at the cabin door.
"Wireless message, sir," announced one of the ship's boys.
"Very good," replied the Lieutenant-Commander. Then, after the
messenger had backed out, he started to his feet.
"I say, you fellows!" he exclaimed. "Here's a pretty kettle of fish:
'Flag to _Hunbilker_: Proceed to sea at once. Rendezvous Lat. 5° E.,
Long. 57° 30' N.' That means, whether you like it or whether you
don't, you're bound for the Baltic."