X. ETERNAL PAIN

UPON passages in the New Testament rests the doctrine of eternal pain.

This doctrine subverts every idea of justice. A finite being can neither

commit an infinite sin, nor a sin against the Infinite. A being of

infinite goodness and wisdom has no right to create any being whose life

is not a blessing. Infinite wisdom has no right to create a failure,

and surely a man destined to everlasting failure is not a conspicuous

success. The doctrine of eternal punishment is the most infamous of

all doctrines--born of ignorance, cruelty and fear. Around the angel of

immortality, Christianity has coiled this serpent.

Upon Love's breast the church has placed the eternal asp. And yet in

the same book in which is taught this most frightful of dogmas, we are

assured that "the Lord is good to all, and his tender mercies are over

all his works."

A few days ago upon the wide sea, was found a barque called "The

Tiger," Captain Kreuger, in command. The vessel had been one hundred and

twenty-six days upon the sea. For days the crew had been without water,

without food, and were starving. For nine days not a drop had passed

their lips. The crew consisted of the captain, a mate, and eleven men.

At the end of one hundred and eighteen days from Liverpool they killed

the captain's Newfoundland dog. This lasted them four days. During the

next five days they had nothing. For weeks they had had no light

and were unable to see the compass at night. On the one hundred and

twenty-fifth day Captain Kreuger, a German, took a revolver in his hand,

stood up before the men, and placing the weapon at his temple said:

"Boys, we can't stand this much longer, and to save you all, I am

willing to die." The mate grasped the revolver and begged the captain to

wait another day. The next day, upon the horizon of their despair, they

saw the smoke of the steamship Nebo. They were rescued.

Suppose that Captain Kreuger was not a Christian, and suppose that he

had sent the ball crashing through his brain, and had done so simply

to keep the crew from starvation, do you tell me that a God of infinite

mercy would forever damn that man?

Do not misunderstand me. I insist that every passage in the Bible

upholding crime was written by savage man. I insist that if there is

a God, he is not, never was, and never will be in favor of slavery,

polygamy, wars of extermination, or religious persecution. Does any

Christian believe that if the real God were to write a book now, he

would uphold the crimes commanded in the Old Testament? Has Jehovah

improved? Has infinite mercy become more merciful? Has infinite wisdom

intellectually advanced?

WILL any one claim that the passages upholding slavery have liberated

mankind? Are we indebted to polygamy for our modern homes? Was religious

liberty born of that infamous verse in which the husband is commanded to

kill his wife for worshiping an unknown God?

The usual answer to these objections is, that no country has ever been

civilized without a Bible. The Jews were the only people to whom Jehovah

made his will directly known. Were they better than other nations? They

read the Old Testament and one of the effects of such reading was, that

they crucified a kind, loving, and perfectly innocent man. Certainly

they could not have done worse, without a Bible. In crucifying Christ

the Jews followed the teachings of his Father. If Jehovah was in fact

God, and if that God took upon himself flesh and came among the Jews,

and preached what the Jews understood to be blasphemy; and if the Jews

in accordance with the laws given by this same Jehovah to Moses,

crucified him, then I say, and I say it with infinite reverence, he

reaped what he had sown. He became the victim of his own injustice.

But I insist that these things are not true. I insist that the real God,

if there is one, never commanded man to enslave his fellow-man, never

told a mother to sell her babe, never established polygamy, never urged

one nation to exterminate another, and never told a husband to kill his

wife because she suggested the worship of another God.

From the aspersions of the pulpit, from the slanders of the church,

I seek to rescue the reputation of the Deity. I insist that the Old

Testament would be a better book with all these passages left out; and

whatever may be said of the rest of the Bible, the passages to which I

have called attention can, with vastly more propriety, be attributed to

a devil than to a god.

Take from the New Testament the idea that belief is necessary to

salvation; that Christ was offered as an atonement for the sins of

mankind; that heaven is the reward of faith, and hell the penalty of

honest investigation, and that the punishment of the human soul will go

on forever; take from it all miracles and foolish stories, and I most

cheerfully admit that the good passages are true. If they are true, it

makes no difference whether they are inspired or not. Inspiration is

only necessary to give authority to that which is repugnant to human

reason. Only that which never happened needs to be substantiated by a

miracle.

The universe is natural.

The church must cease to insist that passages upholding the institutions

of savage men were inspired of God. The dogma of atonement must be

abandoned. Good deeds must take the place of faith. The savagery of

eternal punishment must be renounced. It must be admitted that credulity

is not a virtue, and that investigation is not a crime. It must be

admitted that miracles are the children of mendacity, and that nothing

can be more wonderful than the majestic, unbroken, sublime, and eternal

procession of causes and effects. Reason must be the arbiter. Inspired

books attested by miracles cannot stand against a demonstrated fact. A

religion that does not command the respect of the greatest minds will,

in a little while, excite the mockery of all.

A man who does not believe in intellectual liberty is a barbarian. Is

it possible that God is intolerant? Could there be any progress, even

in heaven, without intellectual liberty? Is the freedom of the future

to exist only in perdition? Is it not, after all, barely possible that

a man acting like Christ can be saved? Is a man to be eternally rewarded

for believing according to evidence, without evidence, or against

evidence? Are we to be saved because we are good, or because another was

virtuous? Is credulity to be winged and crowned, whilst honest doubt is

chained and damned.

If Jehovah, was in fact God, he knew the end from the beginning. He

knew that his Bible would be a breast-work behind which all tyranny

and hypocrisy would crouch. He knew that his Bible would be the

auction-block on which women would stand while their babes were sold

from their arms. He knew that this Bible would be quoted by tyrants;

that it would be the defence of robbers called kings, and of hypocrites

called priests. He knew that he had taught the Jewish people nothing of

importance. He knew that he had found them free and left them slaves. He

knew that he had never fulfilled a single promise made to them. He knew

that while other nations had advanced in art and science his chosen

people were savage still. He promised them the world, and gave them a

desert. He promised them liberty and he made them slaves. He promised

them victory and he gave them defeat. He said they should be kings and

he made them serfs. He promised them universal empire and gave them

exile. When one finishes the Old Testament he is compelled to say:

"Nothing can add to the misery of a nation whose king is Jehovah!"

The Old Testament filled this world with tyranny and injustice, and the

New gives us a future filled with pain for nearly all of the sons of

men.

The Old Testament describes the hell of the past, and the New the hell

of the future.

The Old Testament tells us the frightful things that God has done, the

New the frightful things that he will do.

These two books give us the sufferings of the past and the future--the

injustice, the agony and the tears of both worlds.

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