OVERWORK.

The poets having indicated that they were going to take a few moments

off, the words were free to stand at ease also. They did so with a

great sigh of relief, especially one whom I recognised by his intense

weariness and also by the martial glow on his features, his muddied and

torn clothes and the bandage round his head.

"You're 'war,'" I said, crossing over to speak to him.

"Yes," he replied, "I'm 'war,' and I'm very tired."

"They're sweating you?" I asked.

"Horribly," he replied. "In whatever they're writing about just now,

both poets and song-writers, they drag me in, and they will end lines

with me. Just to occur somewhere and be done with I shouldn't so much

mind; but they feel in honour bound to provide me with a rhyme. Still,"

he added meditatively, "there are compensations."

"How?" I asked.

"Well," he said, "I find myself with more congenial companions than I

used to have. In the old days, when I wasn't sung at all, but was used

more or less academically, I often found myself arm-in-arm with 'star'

or 'far' or 'scar,' and I never really got on with them. We didn't

agree. There was something wrong. But now I get better associates;

'roar,' for example, is a certainty in one verse. In fact I don't mind

admitting I'm rather tired of 'roar,' true friends as we are.

"But I can see the poor young poetical fellows' difficulty; and, after

all, I do roar, don't I? Just as my old friend 'battle' here"--I bowed

to his companion--"is attached to 'rattle.'

"Of course," he went on, "I'm luckier than 'battle' really, because

I do get a few other fellows to walk with, such as 'corps'--very

often--and 'before' and--far too often--'gore'; but 'battle' is tied up

to 'rattle' for the rest of his life. They're inseparable--'battle' and

'rattle.' Directly you see one you know that the other is only a few

words away. We call them the Siamese Twins."

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