Commander Peary, the famous Arctic explorer, never starts on one of
his exploring expeditions without receiving all sorts of packages from
cranks--cowhide underwear, tea tablets, medicated boots, and what not.
A few days before the start of his last trip a club acquaintance wired
him to expect an important package by express. The package came. It was
labelled: "To be opened at the farthest point north." Peary opened it
at once, however. It was a small keg, inscribed: "Axle grease for the
pole."--+"TIT-BITS."+
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