CHAPTER XIX.

1816 to 1817.

He quits Sadler's Wells in consequence of a disagreement with the

Proprietors--Lord Byron--Retirement of John Kemble--Immense

success of Grimaldi in the Provinces, and his great Gains--A

scene in a Barber's Shop.

At Sadler's Wells the principal novelty of the season of 1816 was

a very successful melodrama called "Philip and his Dog." During a

period of thirty-eight years, that is to say from 1782[67] to 1820

inclusive, Grimaldi was never absent from Sadler's Wells, except for

one season. The cause of his non-engagement in 1817 was this:--His

former articles expiring a few days before the close of the previous

season, he received a note from Mr. Charles Dibdin, requesting to know

upon what terms he would be disposed to renew them. He replied, that

they had only to make the pounds[68] guineas, and he would be content.

There was no objection to this proposition, but he was informed that

the proprietors had arrived at the resolution of no longer allowing

him two benefits in each year, and of permitting him in future to take

only one. He considered this a very arbitrary and unjust proceeding.

As he had never under any circumstances cleared less than 150_l._ from

a benefit, this reduction necessarily involved the diminution of his

yearly income by a large sum; and as he paid 60_l._ for the house on

every such occasion, which was probably more than it would otherwise

have had in it, he did not think that the proprietors could urge any

just reason for proposing the alteration. After considering these

points, he wrote to Mr. Charles Dibdin, at that time a proprietor

himself, that he could on no consideration give up either of his

accustomed benefits. To this note he received no reply, but he

confidently expected that they would not attempt a season without him,

he being at that time unquestionably the lion of the theatre, and

certainly drawing money to the house. He was, however, deceived, for

he heard no more from Mr. Charles Dibdin, and eventually learned that

Paulo was engaged in his place.

In the November of this year he made a little excursion of four days

to Brighton, the theatre of which town belonged to Mr. John Brunton,

who was likewise an actor, and a very good one too, at Covent Garden.

This gentleman was the father of one of our best modern actresses Mrs.

Yates, whose talents are so well and so deservedly appreciated. He was

always a kind friend to Grimaldi, and had no cause to accuse him of

ingratitude.

At Brighton they played "Valentine and Orson," "Robinson Crusoe," &c.,

in which Brunton, who was well acquainted with pantomime and melodrama,

acted Farley's parts, while Grimaldi, of course, sustained his original

characters. They were very successful indeed, Grimaldi receiving

100_l._ for his remuneration, with which, as will be readily supposed,

he was perfectly well satisfied.

At this time he repeatedly met with Lord Byron, not only at Covent

Garden, but at various private parties to which he was invited; and

eventually they became very good friends. Lord Byron was, as all the

world knows, an eccentric man, and he loses nothing of the character in

Grimaldi's hands.

"Sometimes," he says, "his lordship appeared lost in deep melancholy,

and when that was the case, really looked the picture of despair, for

his face was highly capable of expressing profound grief; at other

times he was very lively, chatting with great spirit and vivacity; and

then occasionally he would be a complete fop, exhibiting his white

hands and teeth with an almost ludicrous degree of affectation. But

whether 'grave or gay, lively or severe,' his bitter, biting sarcasm

never was omitted or forgotten."

It never fell to Grimaldi's lot to hear any person say such severe

things as Byron accustomed himself to utter, and they tended not a

little to increase the awe with which, upon their first interview,

he had been predisposed to regard him. As to Grimaldi himself,

Byron invariably acted towards him with much condescension and good

humour, frequently conversing with him for hours together; and when

the business of the evening called him away, he would wait at the

"wings" for him, and as soon as he came off the stage, recommence the

conversation where it had been broken off. Grimaldi rarely contradicted

him, fearing to draw down upon himself the sarcasms which he constantly

heard fulminated against others; and when they spoke on subjects

with Byron's opinions upon which he was unacquainted, he cautiously

endeavoured to ascertain them before he ventured to give his own,

fearing, as he felt so very warmly upon most questions, that he might

chance to dissent from him upon one in which he took great interest.

Before Lord Byron left England upon the expedition whence he was

destined to return no more, he presented Grimaldi, as a token, he

said, of his regard, with a valuable silver snuff-box,[69] around which

was the inscription, "The gift of Lord Byron to Joseph Grimaldi." It

was of course preserved with the most scrupulous care, and valued more

highly than any article in his possession. It is but an act of justice

to both parties to say, that Lord Byron always treated him with the

greatest liberality. In 1808, when he saw him act for the first time,

he sent a message to his residence, requesting that he would always

forward to him one box ticket whenever he took a benefit. This he

regularly did, and in return invariably received on the following day a

five-pound note.

"Harlequin Gulliver, or the Flying Island," which was the pantomime

of the year at Covent Garden, was so successful as to be played

sixty-three nights before Easter. On the 30th of March, a piece, under

the title of "The Marquis de Carabbas, or Puss in Boots," was produced,

and utterly failed. It was a very poor affair, was only played one

night, and appears to have fully deserved its fate.

On the same night Sadler's Wells commenced its season, upon which

occasion the unexpected absence of Grimaldi occasioned quite a

commotion among the Audience. He had said nothing about it himself,

nor was the circumstance known to the public until the bills were put

forth, when the announcement of Paulo's engagement and Grimaldi's

secession occasioned much surprise and some manifestation of feeling.

Grimaldi had been spending a few days at Egham; and upon his return to

town, towards the latter end of March, was not a little amazed to see

the walls in the neighbourhood of his house in Spa-fields completely

covered with placards emanating from the rival parties, some bearing

the words "Joey for ever!" others displaying "No Paulo!" and others,

again, "No Grimaldi!" It was supposed by some that Grimaldi himself had

a hand in the distribution of these bills; but he solemnly denied it,

declaring that he never saw or heard anything of them until they were

paraded upon the walls on his return to town.

The theatre opened with "Philip and his Dog," and a new harlequinade,

called "April Fools, or Months and Mummery." Being informed that it

was Dibdin's intention, if any disturbance occurred in consequence of

his absence, to address the house, and state that it had resulted from

Grimaldi's express wish, he went to the boxes on the opening night,

determined, if any such statement were made, to address the audience

from his place, and explain the circumstances under which he had left

the theatre. He was spared this very disagreeable task, however, no

other expression of public feeling taking place except that which is

of all others most sensibly and acutely felt by a manager the people

stayed away. Instead of every seat being taken, and standing-places

eagerly secured, as had formerly been the case, the theatre was not a

quarter filled. There were only forty persons, and these principally

friends of the proprietors, in the boxes; not more than a hundred in

the pit, and the gallery was not half full. Grimaldi stayed only the

first act of the first piece, and then, seeing no probability of being

called for, walked away to Covent Garden, to dress for "Puss in Boots,"

the untimely fate of which has been already recorded.

The next morning, the newspapers, one and all, made known Grimaldi's

absence from Sadler's Wells, and regretted it as a circumstance which

could not fail to prove very injurious to the interests of the theatre.

They did this without decrying the merits of Paulo, who was really a

very good Clown, but who laboured under the double disadvantage of not

being known at Sadler's Wells, and of following in the wake of one who

had been a great favourite there for so many years.

Grimaldi's non-engagement at Sadler's Wells was no sooner made known,

than the provincial managers vied with each other in their endeavours

to secure him. Mr. W. Murray, the manager of the Edinburgh and Glasgow

Theatres, offered him an engagement at each for six nights when

Covent Garden closed, which he immediately accepted. The terms were

these:--Grimaldi was to have the best night's receipts out of each

six, Murray the second best, and the other four to be equally divided

between them, deducting forty pounds for expenses. He had no sooner

closed with this proprietor than he was waited upon by Mr. Knight, of

the Manchester and Liverpool Theatres, who offered him an engagement

for three weeks, into which he also entered. There then followed such a

long list of offers, that if he had had twelve months at his disposal

instead of six weeks, they would have occupied the whole time. Many of

these offers were of the most handsome and liberal nature; and it was

with great regret that he was compelled to decline them.

As there was nothing for Grimaldi to do at Covent Garden, in

consequence of the early decease of "Puss in Boots," he accepted

an overture from Mr. Brunton, who was the lessee of the Birmingham

Theatre, for himself and his son, to act there for seven nights. It was

the son's first provincial excursion, and the profits were somewhere

about two hundred pounds. He took Worcester in his way on his return,

and agreed, at the pressing request of Mr. Crisp, the manager, to

stop and play there one night. He offered forty pounds down, or a

fair division of the receipts. Grimaldi chose the former terms, acted

Scaramouch to a very crowded house, sang several songs, and finished

with a little pantomime in which he and his son were Clowns. He supped

with the manager, who, at the conclusion of the meal, presented him

with a fifty-pound note, saying, if he would accept that sum in lieu

of the one agreed upon, it was heartily at his service, and he (the

manager) would still be a great gainer by the transaction. This liberal

treatment gave him a very favourable impression of the Worcester

manager, whom he assured, that, should he ever be in that part of the

country again, he would not fail to communicate with him. The next

day, father and son both returned to town, when the former had the

satisfaction of hearing that he had not been wanted at Covent Garden.

He found several letters from provincial managers offering great terms;

but as he was obliged to be in London at the opening of Covent Garden,

and the theatres to which they related did not lie anywhere in his

route from Edinburgh to Liverpool, he had no option but to decline

these proposals.

On the 23rd of June, in this year, John Kemble took his final leave of

the stage, the entertainments being "Coriolanus," and "The Portrait of

Cervantes." At the conclusion of the play, in which he had sustained

the chief part with all his wonted dignity and grace, Kemble spoke a

brief address, in which he took his farewell of the public, whom he had

so long delighted. A white satin scarf with a wreath was thrown from

the boxes, which falling short, lighted in the orchestra; upon which M.

Talma, the French tragedian, who was sitting there, instantly rose from

his seat and placed it on the stage, amidst thunders of applause.

Grimaldi appeared but seldom during the remainder of the season at

Covent Garden, which closed on the 2nd of July. On the following day

he left London for Scotland. When he reached Edinburgh, he was not a

little surprised to hear from Mr. Murray, that in consequence of Emery

being engaged to play at Glasgow, he should be obliged to limit his

(Grimaldi's) nights there to three instead of six, as agreed upon. This

very much surprised him; but as there was no help for it, he acquiesced

with a good grace, and left Edinburgh immediately for Glasgow, where

he was to act on the following night. It chanced that it was Sunday,

a day on which the common stage coaches do not run in Scotland, and

he therefore took a post-chaise, which was eleven hours and a half

performing the distance, or about double the time in which he could

have walked it with ease.

"Whittington," "Don Juan," "Valentine and Orson," and "The Rivals,"

were the pieces acted at Glasgow. In the first three his son performed

with him; in the latter he played Acres, and was very well received.

He played this part throughout his provincial trips, and always to the

perfect satisfaction and amusement of the audience. He never played

Richard the Third in the provinces, as has been represented, but

limited his performance of characters out of pantomime or melodrama, to

Acres, Moll Flaggon, and one other part.

When Grimaldi had finished at Glasgow, he joined the company at

Edinburgh, where he played Acres twice. The song of Tippitywitchet took

amazingly with the gude folks of Auld Reekie, and both he and his son

were received with great kindness and favour.

On the day after the completion of the engagement, Mr. Murray called

at Grimaldi's lodgings, and wrote him a cheque for 417_l._ as his

share, concluding by inviting him to pay him a similar visit during

the following summer. The next morning he went to the bank to get his

cheque cashed, when he was told that he could only receive Edinburgh

notes, which were not payable out of Scotland, unless he consented to

pay five per cent, for the accommodation. He was very loth to accept

the one or pay the other; which the banker perceiving, told him that he

happened to have a Bank-stock English note, payable forty days after

sight, for 400_l._, which he could let him have. Not being short of

cash, he accepted this, and received the 17_l._ balance in Scotch notes.

On the 22nd, Grimaldi left Edinburgh for Berwick, where he had

promised to play for two nights, and where he came out the following

evening. He was greatly amazed when he saw the theatre at this town:

it was situated up a stable yard, in a loft, to reach which it was

necessary to climb two flights of stairs, the whole entrance being

mean and dirty, and, to ladies especially, particularly disagreeable.

But his surprise was far from being confined to the exterior of the

theatre: on the contrary, when he surveyed its interior, and found it

neat and complete, perfect in its appointments, and even stylish in

its decorations, his amazement was increased. It was still further

augmented by the appearance and manner of the audience to which he

played in the evening, for he had never by any chance acted (taking

the size of the building into consideration) to a more fashionable and

brilliant box-company.

The second night was as good as the first, and he received for his

exertions 92_l._ 7_s._ On this evening he supped with the manager, and

during their meal the servant brought in a letter directed to Grimaldi,

which had just been left at the door by a footman in livery, who, after

delivering it, had immediately walked away. He broke the seal, and read

as follows:

"Sir,--Accept the enclosed as a reward of your merit, and the

entertainment we have received from you this evening.

"A FRIEND.

"Thursday, July 24th, 1817."

The "inclosed" alluded to by the writer was a bank note for 50_l._!

Next day Grimaldi bade adieu to Berwick, and went direct to Liverpool,

where he made his first appearance on the 30th; and here, according

to previous arrangement, he remained three weeks. His salary was to

be 12_l._ per week, with half a clear benefit, or the whole house for

40_l._, which he chose.

As the night fixed upon for his benefit (which was the last of his

engagement) drew nigh, he began anxiously to deliberate whether he

should speculate in the "whole house," or not. He had no friends or

acquaintances in Liverpool to assist him, but, on the other hand, he

had made a tremendous hit; so, not being able to decide himself, he

called in the aid of his friends, Emery, Blanchard, and Jack Johnstone,

who chanced to be there at the time, and requested their advice how he

should proceed. With one accord they advised him to venture upon taking

the house, which he, adopting their advice, forthwith did, paying down

his 40_l._, however, with many doubts as to the result. He lost no

time in making out his bill, and getting it printed. The play was "The

Rivals," in which he acted Acres, and the afterpiece the pantomime of

"Harlequin's Olio," in which his son was to appear as Flipflap, a kind

of attendant upon harlequin, and he as the clown.

Several days elapsed, but nothing betokening a good benefit presented

itself, and Grimaldi began to suspect it would turn out a complete

failure. On the morning of the very day he had sold only fourteen

tickets, and walked to the theatre with rather downcast spirits. At the

box door he met Mr. Banks, one of the managers, who addressed him with,

"Well, Joe, a precious benefit you will have!"

"So I expect," he answered, with a sigh.

"Have you looked at the box-book?" inquired the manager, with a slight

degree of surprise in his manner.

"No," said Grimaldi; "I really am afraid to do so."

"Afraid!" echoed the manager; "upon my word, Mr. Grimaldi, I don't know

what you would have, or what you are afraid of. Every seat in the boxes

is taken; and if there had been more, they would have been let."

Hastening to the box-office, Grimaldi found that this good news was

perfectly correct. His benefit, which took place on the 20th August,

produced the greatest receipts ever known in that theatre: the sum

taken was 328_l._ 14_s._, being 1_l._ more than was received at

Miss O'Neil's benefit (who was a wonderful favourite in the town),

and beating John Emery's by 5_l._ He cleared upwards of 280_l._, by

following the advice of his friends; upon the strength of which they

all dined together next day, and made very merry.

Many offers from other theatres came pouring in, but Grimaldi only

accepted two: one to act at Preston, and the other to play four nights

at Hereford for Mr. Crisp, for whom he naturally entertained very

friendly feelings, remembering the courteous and handsome manner in

which he had treated him at Worcester.

Two days after his great benefit, Grimaldi travelled over to Preston,

to fulfil his engagement with Mr. Howard, the manager, but was very

much dispirited by the number of Quakers whom he saw walking about the

streets, and whose presence in such numbers caused him to entertain

great doubts of the success of this trip. The manager, however, was

more sanguine, and, as it afterwards appeared, with good reason. He

played Acres and Scaramouch to full houses, the receipts on the first

night being 84_l._, and on the second 87_l._ 16_s._ His share of the

joint receipts was 86_l._, with which sum, as it far exceeded his

expectations, he was well contented.

On the second day after Grimaldi's arrival in Preston, a little

circumstance occurred, which amused him so much, that he intended

to have introduced it in one of his pantomime scenes, although he

never did so. He was walking along the street by the market-place,

when, observing a barber's pole projecting over the pavement, and

recollecting that he wanted shaving, he opened the shop-door, from

above which hung the pole, and looking into the shop, saw a pretty

little girl, about sixteen years of age, who was sitting at needlework.

She rose to receive him, and he inquired if the master was within.

"No, sir," said the girl; "but I expect him directly."

"Very good," replied Grimaldi: "I want to look about me a little; I'll

call again."

After strolling through the market-place a little while, he called

again, but the barber had not come home. Grimaldi was walking down the

street after this second unsuccessful call, when he encountered Mr.

Howard, the manager, with whom he fell into conversation, and they

walked up and down the street talking together. As he was going to the

theatre, and wished Grimaldi to accompany him, they turned in that

direction, and passing the barbers shop, again looked in. The girl was

still sitting at work; but she laid it aside when the visitors entered,

and said she really was very sorry, but her father had not come in yet.

"That's very provoking," said Grimaldi, "considering that I have called

here three times already."

The girl agreed that it was, and, stepping to the door, looked

anxiously up the street and down the street, but there was no barber in

sight.

"Do you want to see him on any particular business?" inquired Howard.

"Bless my heart! no, not I," said Grimaldi: "I only want to be shaved."

"Shaved, sir!" cried the girl. "Oh, dear me! what a pity it is you did

not say so before! for I do most of the shaving for father when he's at

home, and all when he's out."

"To be sure she does," said Howard; "I have been shaved by her fifty

times."

"You have!" said Grimaldi. "Oh, I'm sure I have no objection. I am

quite ready, my dear."

Grimaldi sat himself down in a chair, and the girl commenced the task

in a very business-like manner, Grimaldi feeling an irresistible

tendency to laugh at the oddity of the operation, but smothering it

by dint of great efforts while the girl was shaving his chin. At

length, when she got to his upper lip, and took his nose between her

fingers with a piece of brown paper, he could stand it no longer, but

burst into a tremendous roar of laughter, and made a face at Howard,

which the girl no sooner saw than she dropped the razor and laughed

immoderately also; whereat Howard began to laugh too, which only set

Grimaldi laughing more; when just at this moment in came the barber,

who, seeing three people in convulsions of mirth, one of them with a

soapy face and a gigantic mouth making the most extravagant faces over

a white towel, threw himself into a chair without ceremony, and dashing

his hat on the ground, laughed louder than any of them, declaring

in broken words as he could find breath to utter them, that "that

gentleman as was being shaved, was out of sight the funniest gentleman

he had ever seen," and entreating him to "stop them faces, or he knew

he should die." When they were all perfectly exhausted, the barber

finished what his daughter had begun; and rewarding the girl with a

shilling, Grimaldi and the manager took their leaves.

Having settled at the theatre, received his money, and made several

purchases in the town, (for he always spent a per-centage in every

place where he had been successful,) Grimaldi returned to Liverpool on

the 24th of August.

[Illustration: George Cruikshank

_The Barber's Shop._]

FOOTNOTES:

[67] Joe made his _début_ on the stage, at Sadler's Wells, on Easter

Monday, 1781.

[68] Grimaldi's salary at this time was twelve pounds, but the

determination of not allowing him the second benefit was the cause of

his absence from the Wells in 1817.

[69] Mrs. Bryan, Joe's legatee, possesses this snuff-box.

Memoirs of Joseph Grimaldi · 第 19 / 25 章