Illustrated by DILLON

[Transcriber's Note: This etext was produced from

Galaxy Science Fiction March 1957.

Extensive research did not uncover any evidence that

the U.S. copyright on this publication was renewed.]

Snaddra had but one choice in its fight

to afford to live belowground--underhandedly

pretend theirs was an aboveboard society!

"Go Away from me, Skkiru," Larhgan said, pushing his hand off her arm.

"A beggar does not associate with the high priestess of Snaddra."

"But the Earthmen aren't due for another fifteen minutes," Skkiru

protested.

"Of what importance are fifteen minutes compared to eternity!" she

exclaimed. Her lovely eyes fuzzed softly with emotion. "You don't seem

to realize, Skkiru, that this isn't just a matter of minutes or hours.

It's forever."

"Forever!" He looked at her incredulously. "You mean we're going to

keep this up as a permanent thing? You're joking!"

Bbulas groaned, but Skkiru didn't care about that. The sad, sweet way

Larhgan shook her beautiful head disturbed him much more, and when

she said, "No, Skkiru, I am not joking," a tiny pang of doubt and

apprehension began to quiver in his second smallest left toe.

"This is, in effect, good-by," she continued. "We shall see each other

again, of course, but only from a distance. On feast days, perhaps you

may be permitted to kiss the hem of my robe ... but that will be all."

Skkiru turned to the third person present in the council chamber.

"Bbulas, this is your fault! It was all your idea!"

There was regret on the Dilettante's thin face--an obviously insincere

regret, the younger man knew, since he was well aware how Bbulas had

always felt about the girl.

"I am sorry, Skkiru," Bbulas intoned. "I had fancied you understood.

This is not a game we are playing, but a new way of life we are

adopting. A necessary way of life, if we of Snaddra are to keep on

living at all."

"It's not that I don't love you, Skkiru," Larhgan put in gently, "but

the welfare of our planet comes first."

* * * * *

She had been seeing too many of the Terrestrial fictapes from the

library, Skkiru thought resentfully. There was too damn much Terran

influence on this planet. And this new project was the last straw.

No longer able to control his rage and grief, he turned a triple

somersault in the air with rage. "Then why was I made a beggar and she

the high priestess? You arranged that purposely, Bbulas. You--"

"Now, Skkiru," Bbulas said wearily, for they had been through all this

before, "you know that all the ranks and positions were distributed

by impartial lot, except for mine, and, of course, such jobs as could

carry over from the civilized into the primitive."

Bbulas breathed on the spectacles he was wearing, as contact lenses

were not considered backward enough for the kind of planet Snaddra

was now supposed to be, and attempted to wipe them dry on his robe.

However, the thick, jewel-studded embroidery got in his way and so he

was forced to lift the robe and wipe all three of the lenses on the

smooth, soft, spun metal of his top underskirt.

"After all," he went on speaking as he wiped, "I have to be high

priest, since I organized this culture and am the only one here

qualified to administer it. And, as the president himself concurred in

these arrangements, I hardly think you--a mere private citizen--have

the right to question them."

"Just because you went to school in another solar system," Skkiru said,

whirling with anger, "you think you're so smart!"

"I won't deny that I do have educational and cultural advantages

which were, unfortunately, not available to the general populace of

this planet. However, even under the old system, I was always glad to

utilize my superior attainments as Official Dilettante for the good of

all and now--"

"Sure, glad to have a chance to rig this whole setup so you could break

up things between Larhgan and me. You've had your eye on her for some

time."

Skkiru coiled his antennae at Bbulas, hoping the insult would provoke

him into an unbecoming whirl, but the Dilettante remained calm. One of

the chief outward signs of Terran-type training was self-control and

Bbulas had been thoroughly terranized.

_I hate Terrestrials_, Skkiru said to himself. _I hate Terra._ The

quiver of anxiety had risen up his leg and was coiling and uncoiling

in his stomach. He hoped it wouldn't reach his antennae--if he were

to break down and psonk in front of Larhgan, it would be the final

humiliation.

"Skkiru!" the girl exclaimed, rotating gently, for she, like her

fiance--her erstwhile fiance, that was, for the new regime had caused

all such ties to be severed--and every other literate person on the

planet, had received her education at the local university. Although

sound, the school was admittedly provincial in outlook and very poor

in the emotional department. "One would almost think that the lots had

some sort of divine intelligence behind them, because you certainly are

behaving in a beggarly manner!"

"And I have already explained to you, Skkiru," Bbulas said, with a

patience much more infuriating than the girl's anger, "that I had no

idea of who was to become my high priestess. The lots chose Larhgan. It

is, as the Earthmen say, kismet."

* * * * *

He adjusted the fall of his glittering robe before the great polished

four-dimensional reflector that formed one wall of the chamber.

_Kismet_, Skkiru muttered to himself, _and a little sleight of hand._

But he didn't dare offer this conclusion aloud; the libel laws of

Snaddra were very severe. So he had to fall back on a weak, "And I

suppose it is kismet that makes us all have to go live out on the

ground during the day, like--like savages."

"It is necessary," Bbulas replied without turning.

"Pooh," Skkiru said. "Pooh, _pooh_, POOH!"

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