Matters get Confused--The "Kernel and the Major" Compelled to go
to Fortress Monroe to Straighten Things Out--Mr. Lincoln takes his
Revolver--The Major Sticks to His Hickory--Arrival at Fort Monroe
--They go on a "Tippergraphical Rekonnisanze"--A Night Alarm--
Secretary Stanton tries to get on the President's Pantaloons. 75