Deacon Jenkins, of Downingville, Sent for to Cut and Make the
President's Uniform--A Provoking Accident--Mr. Lincoln Tells a
Story--The Major as a "Commentater" on the Constitution--Mrs.
Lincoln's Party--"Insine Stebbins, of the Downingville Insensibles,
Writes a Paradox for the Occasion"--The Major gets Angry--Lincoln
Tells a Story About Virginia Mud. 23