CHAPTER IX.

About this time an incident of peculiar interest took place. The Rev.

Mr. Q---- had invited me to visit the town of C----, and I had set a

day to be at his house. Late in the evening of the day appointed, I

arrived in the town; and while driving along the street, looking for

his house, I saw him standing on his portico, beckoning me to him.

As soon as I had alighted from my buggy, he gave me a cordial shake

of the hand, and said, “You have come just in time to see and hear

one of the greatest dignitaries in the state of Virginia.” I observed

that I was perhaps a little different from many others; that I would

not go a square to see a great man, unless he was a _great good man_.

“Well,” said he, “he ought to be a good man; he’s the bishop of the

Roman-catholic church for this state; and as he is the first live

bishop of the _Holy Catholic_ church who has ever been here, he is

attracting a great deal of attention. He preached in the court-house

this morning, and it was crowded; and he is going to preach here for

several days and nights. He has one or two priests with him, and they

have come to plant a church here. Will you go and hear him?” “Yes,”

said I; “if you go, I will go with you.”

As soon as tea was over, we went to the court-house, and it was

crowded. In a little time the bishop arose, and without any

introductory services, gave out his text: “Thou art Peter, and upon

this rock I will build my church; and the gates of hell shall not

prevail against it.” He went on to define “the gates of hell” as the

various Protestant sects, and wound up by trying to prove that Peter

was the first pope, and got the keys, and that the successors of Peter

still held the keys, and no one could enter heaven without going

through the Catholic church. His sermon was delivered with earnestness

and eloquence, and made a deep impression, as very few of all present

were well informed on those matters.

He made much for his cause out of the denominational strifes with which

that region had been afflicted, and I heard many say “Amen” to some of

his thrusts. He announced that he would preach the next morning from

the text, “Search the scriptures, for in them ye think ye have eternal

life, and they are they which testify of me.”

We returned to brother Q----’s, and sat to a late hour consulting what

we had better do. Here was a man of Jesuitical cunning, misrepresenting

Protestantism before a community ill qualified to form correct

opinions. I urged Mr. Q---- to contradict some of his false statements;

and after praying over the matter, we retired.

The next morning, at the appointed hour, the house was crowded, though

there were not one dozen Roman-catholics in the community. Owing to the

crowd, Mr. Q---- and I got separated. I lost sight of him, and for want

of a seat elsewhere, got up into a window. In a little while the bishop

announced the text, “Search the scriptures,” and also announced that he

would preach at night from the text, “These were more noble than those

in Thessalonica, in that they searched the scriptures daily.”

The ground taken in this sermon was, that searching the scriptures by

the common people had led to all the religious heresies in the world,

and had raised up more sects than there were chapters in the Bible.

That there was but one true church, and out of all only one could be

right. That Protestants called Luther a great reformer, and he was told

there were no Lutherans in that town; consequently, if Luther was right

they were all wrong; and if they were right, Luther was wrong, and

could not be a great reformer.

He said the Catholic church could not be wrong; that she was

infallible; she was “the pillar and ground of the truth.” He pictured

the quarrels among Protestants in the most hideous manner, and

described a heaven full of such uncongenial characters, till the

picture was ridiculous; and I saw that many present were delighted with

it.

At the close of his sermon, or tirade against the Protestant religion,

he sat down. I rose up in the window, much excited, to see if the Rev.

Mr. Q---- would not call him to an account, when I was much gratified

to see the meek and gentle form of Mr. Q---- slowly rising about the

middle of the house. Said he:

“Bishop, you said in your sermon last night that there were now two

hundred millions of faithful Catholic children in the world, against

which the gates of hell could not prevail. Will you be kind enough to

tell us where they are?”

The bishop rose with a half-courteous and half-disdainful smile, and

said, “You need not ask me such a question as that; the regions they

occupy are all marked on your own Protestant geographies; your little

boys in the streets can point you to them, where they have been marked

in black lines,” and took his seat.

“Well,” said Mr. Q----, “I would prefer you would name the countries to

which they belong.”

He rose again with a most indignant frown. Said he, “I suppose it would

be rather humbling to one who calls himself a preacher to go to the

little boys for information, so I will name some, at least, of the

countries that are Catholic: France, Austria, most of Germany, Hungary,

and Poland; and we shall soon have England, as part of the church there

is only separated from us now by name; and Spain and Mexico are ours

entirely;” and he took his seat again.

“Well,” said Mr. Q----, “do you think we should gain any thing as a

nation by changing our Protestant religion for that of Mexico and

Spain?” and he took his seat.

The bishop arose still more indignant in manner, and said, “I really

cannot understand what you mean, sir, unless you refer to your boasted

liberties in this country; but if that is what you mean, sir, I can

tell you I would rather go to heaven from Mexico or Spain, than to hell

from the midst of all your boasted liberties.”

By this time the audience had become intensely interested. Said I,

“Mr. Bishop, I want to ask you a few questions by way of gaining

information. If I understood you right last night, you said your church

was infallible; that it never had erred, and never could err.”

He replied very indignantly, “I said, sir, that the Catholic church

never had erred, and never could err.”

“Well, sir,” said I, “it was once right to put Protestants to death for

their religion, and of course it is still right.”

He replied, “That is a Protestant falsehood, sir; the church never put

any one to death.”

Said I, “Sir, I can prove what I say by the faithful records of

history.”

“Protestant authority--we could not admit such testimony, sir.”

“Well,” said I, “whether you admit it or not, the blood of martyred

millions is crying for vengeance, and the day of divine recompense will

erelong come.”

After a number of questions from Mr. Q---- and myself of similar

import, Mr. Q---- said, “The general opinion is that General Washington

and General Jackson died good men and went to heaven. What is your

opinion, bishop?”

He replied contemptuously, “Why, sir, we don’t pretend to know whether

they are in heaven or not; those are the secret things that belong to

God.”

“Stop, bishop,” said I, “you said last night that you held the keys

of the kingdom of heaven in your church, and that to you it was

given to open and shut the door; and I now demand of you as one of

these door-keepers, to tell us whether you have let in the immortal

Washington or not.”

In a few moments the call was coming from every part of the house,

“Tell us whether you have let Washington into heaven or not.”

The bishop tore his surplice off in a rage, and put out of the house

with one or two priests after him--the crowd following him, and calling

out, “Come back and answer the question about our beloved Washington.”

But he went on, ordered his horse, pronounced a curse on the place,

closed his meetings, and left the town. The excitement of the crowd was

most intense.

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