A CHAPTER OF ACCIDENTS.
"Wherein I [speak] of most disastrous chances,
Of moving accidents by flood and field,
Of hairbreadth 'scapes."--_Shakspeare._
WHEN Tom came back into school after a couple of days in the sick-room,
he found matters much changed for the better, as East had led him to
expect. Flashman's brutality had disgusted most even of his intimate
friends, and his cowardice had once more been made plain to the House;
for Diggs had encountered him on the morning after the lottery, and
after high words on both sides had struck him, and the blow was not
returned. However, Flashey was not unused to this sort of thing, and had
lived through as awkward affairs before, and, as Diggs had said, fed and
toadied himself back into favour again. Two or three of the boys who had
helped to roast Tom came up and begged his pardon, and thanked him for
not telling anything. Morgan sent for him, and was inclined to take the
matter up warmly, but Tom begged him not to do it; to which he agreed,
on Tom's promising to come to him at once in future--a promise which I
regret to say he didn't keep. Tom kept Harkaway all to himself, and won
the second prize in the lottery, some thirty shillings, which he and
East contrived to spend in about three days, in the purchase of pictures
for their study, two new bats and a cricket-ball, all the best that
could be got, and a supper of sausages, kidneys, and beef-steak pies to
all the rebels. Light come, light go; they wouldn't have been
comfortable with money in their pockets in the middle of the half.
The embers of Flashman's wrath, however, were still smouldering, and
burst out every now and then in sly blows and taunts, and they both felt
that they hadn't quite done with him yet. It wasn't long, however,
before the last act of that drama came, and with it, the end of bullying
for Tom and East at Rugby. They now often stole out into the Hall at
nights, incited thereto, partly by the hope of finding Diggs there and
having a talk with him, partly by the excitement of doing something
which was against rules; for, sad to say, both of our youngsters, since
their loss of character for steadiness in their form, had got into the
habit of doing things which were forbidden, as a matter of adventure;
just in the same way, I should fancy, as men fall into smuggling, and
for the same sort of reasons. Thoughtlessness in the first place. It
never occurred to them to consider why such and such rules were laid
down; the reason was nothing to them; and they only looked upon rules as
a sort of challenge from the rule-makers, which it would be rather bad
pluck in them not to accept; and then again, in the lower parts of the
school they hadn't enough to do. The work of the form they could manage
to get through pretty easily, keeping a good enough place to get their
regular yearly remove; and not having much ambition beyond this, their
whole superfluous steam was available for games and scrapes. Now, one
rule of the House which it was a daily pleasure of all such boys to
break, was that after supper all fags, except the three on duty in the
passages, should remain in their own studies until nine o'clock; and if
caught about the passages or Hall, or in one another's studies, they
were liable to punishments or caning. The rule was stricter than its
observance; for most of the sixth spent their evenings in the fifth-form
room, where the library was, and the lessons were learnt in common.
Every now and then, however, a præpostor would be seized with a fit of
district visiting, and would make a tour of the passages and Hall and
the fags' studies. Then, if the owner were entertaining a friend or two,
the first kick at the door and ominous "Open here," had the effect of
the shadow of a hawk over a chicken-yard; every one cut to cover--one
small boy diving under the sofa, another under the table, while the
owner would hastily pull down a book or two and open them, and cry out
in a meek voice, "Hullo, who's there?" casting an anxious eye round to
see that no protruding leg or elbow could betray the hidden boys. "Open,
sir, directly; it's Snooks." "Oh, I'm very sorry; I didn't know it was
you, Snooks;" and then, with well-feigned zeal, the door would be
opened, young hopeful praying that that beast Snooks mightn't have heard
the scuffle caused by his coming. If a study was empty, Snooks proceeded
to draw the passages and Hall to find the truants.
Well, one evening, in forbidden hours, Tom and East were in the Hall.
They occupied the seats before the fire nearest the door, while Diggs
sprawled as usual before the further fire. He was busy with a copy of
verses, and East and Tom were chatting together in whispers by the light
of the fire, and splicing a favourite old fives'-bat which had sprung.
Presently a step came down the bottom passage; they listened a moment,
assured themselves that it wasn't a præpostor, and then went on with
their work, and the door swung open, and in walked Flashman. He didn't
see Diggs, and thought it a good chance to keep his hand in; and as the
boys didn't move for him, struck one of them, to make them get out of
his way.
"What's that for?" growled the assaulted one.
"Because I choose. You've no business here; go to your study."
"You can't send us."
"Can't I? Then I'll thrash you if you stay," said Flashman, savagely.
"I say, you two," said Diggs, from the end of the Hall, rousing up and
resting himself on his elbow, "you'll never get rid of that fellow till
you lick him. Go in at him, both of you--I'll see fair play."
Flashman was taken aback, and retreated two steps. East looked at Tom.
"Shall we try?" said he. "Yes," said Tom, desperately. So the two
advanced on Flashman, with clenched fists and beating hearts. They were
about up to his shoulder, but tough boys of their age, and in perfect
training: while he, though strong and big, was in poor condition, from
his monstrous habits of stuffing and want of exercise. Coward as he was,
however, Flashman couldn't swallow such an insult as this; besides, he
was confident of having easy work, and so faced the boys, saying, "You
impudent young blackguards!"--Before he could finish his abuse, they
rushed in on him, and began pummelling at all of him which they could
reach. He hit out wildly and savagely, but the full force of his blows
didn't tell, they were too near him. It was long odds, though, in point
of strength, and in another minute Tom went spinning backwards over a
form, and Flashman turned to demolish East, with a savage grin. But now
Diggs jumped down from the table on which he had seated himself. "Stop
there," shouted he; "the round's over--half-minute time allowed."
"What the ---- is it to you?" faltered Flashman, who began to lose
heart.
"I'm going to see fair, I tell you," said Diggs with a grin, and
snapping his great red fingers; "'tain't fair for you to be fighting one
of them at a time. Are you ready, Brown? Time's up."
The small boys rushed in again. Closing they saw was their best chance,
and Flashman was wilder and more flurried than ever: he caught East by
the throat, and tried to force him back on the iron-bound table; Tom
grasped his waist, and, remembering the old throw he had learned in the
Vale from Harry Winburn, crooked his leg inside Flashman's, and threw
his whole weight forward. The three tottered for a moment, and then over
they went on to the floor, Flashman striking his head against a form in
the Hall.
The two youngsters sprang to their legs, but he lay there still. They
began to be frightened. Tom stooped down, and then cried out, scared out
of his wits. "He's bleeding awfully; come here, East, Diggs,--he's
dying!"
"Not he," said Diggs, getting leisurely off the table; "it's all
sham--he's only afraid to fight it out."
East was as frightened as Tom. Diggs lifted Flashman's head, and he
groaned.
"What's the matter?" shouted Diggs.
"My skull's fractured," sobbed Flashman.
"Oh, let me run for the housekeeper," cried Tom. "What shall we do?"
"Fiddlesticks! it's nothing but the skin broken," said the relentless
Diggs, feeling his head. "Cold water and a bit of rag's all he'll want."
"Let me go," said Flashman, surlily, sitting up; "I don't want your
help."
"We're really very sorry," began East.
"Hang your sorrow," answered Flashman, holding his handkerchief to the
place; "you shall pay for this, I can tell you, both of you." And he
walked out of the Hall.
"He can't be very bad," said Tom with a deep sigh, much relieved to see
his enemy march so well.
"Not he," said Diggs, "and you'll see you won't be troubled with him any
more. But, I say, your head's broken too--your collar is covered with
blood."
"Is it, though?" said Tom, putting up his hand; "I didn't know it."
"Well, mop it up, or you'll have your jacket spoilt. And you have got a
nasty eye, Scud; you'd better go and bathe it well in cold water."
"Cheap enough too, if we've done with our old friend Flashey," said
East, as they made off up stairs to bathe their wounds.
They had done with Flashman in one sense, for he never laid finger on
either of them again; but whatever harm a spiteful heart and venomous
tongue could do them he took care should be done. Only throw dirt
enough, and some of it is sure to stick; and so it was with the fifth
form and the bigger boys in general, with whom he associated more or
less, and they not at all. Flashman managed to get Tom and East into
disfavour, which did not wear off for some time after the author of it
had disappeared from the School world. This event, much prayed for by
the small fry in general, took place a few months after the above
encounter. One fine summer evening Flashman had been regaling himself on
gin-punch, at Brownsover; and having exceeded his usual limits, started
home uproarious. He fell in with a friend or two coming back from
bathing, proposed a glass of beer, to which they assented, the weather
being hot, and they thirsty souls, and unaware of the quantity of drink
which Flashman had already on board. The short result was, that Flashey
became beastly drunk; they tried to get him along, but couldn't; so
they chartered a hurdle and two men to carry him. One of the masters
came upon them, and they naturally enough fled. The flight of the rest
raised the master's suspicions, and the good angel of the fags incited
him to examine the freight, and, after examination, to convoy the hurdle
himself up to the School-house; and the Doctor, who had long had his eye
on Flashman, arranged for his withdrawal next morning.
The evil that men, and boys too, do, lives after them: Flashman was
gone, but our boys, as hinted above, still felt the effects of his hate.
Besides, they had been the movers of the strike against unlawful
fagging. The cause was righteous--the result had been triumphant to a
great extent; but the best of the fifth, even those who had never fagged
the small boys, or had given up the practice cheerfully, couldn't help
feeling a small grudge against the first rebels. After all, their form
had been defied--on just grounds, no doubt; so just, indeed, that they
had at once acknowledged the wrong and remained passive in the strife:
had they sided with Flashman and his set, the rebels must have given way
at once. They couldn't help, on the whole, being glad that they had so
acted, and that the resistance had been successful against such of their
own form as had shown fight; they felt that law and order had gained
thereby, but the ringleaders they couldn't quite pardon at once.
"Confoundedly coxy those young rascals will get, if we don't mind," was
the general feeling.
So it is, and must be always, my dear boys. If the Angel Gabriel were to
come down from heaven, and head a successful rise against the most
abominable and unrighteous vested interest, which this poor old world
groans under, he would most certainly lose his character for many years,
probably for centuries, not only with upholders of said vested interest,
but with the respectable mass of the people whom he had delivered. They
wouldn't ask him to dinner, or let their names appear with his in the
papers; they would be very careful how they spoke of him in the Palaver,
or at their clubs. What can we expect, then, when we have only poor
gallant blundering men like Kossuth, Garibaldi, Mazzini, and righteous
causes which do not triumph in their hands; men who have holes enough in
their armour, God knows, easy to be hit by respectabilities sitting in
their lounging chairs, and having large balances at their bankers? But
you are brave, gallant boys, who hate easy-chairs, and have no balances
or bankers. You only want to have your heads set straight to take the
right side: so bear in mind that majorities, especially respectable
ones, are nine times out of ten in the wrong; and that if you see a man
or boy striving earnestly on the weak side, however wrong-headed or
blundering he may be, you are not to go and join the cry against him. If
you can't join him and help him, and make him wiser, at any rate
remember that he has found something in the world which he will fight
and suffer for, which is just what you have got to do for yourselves;
and so think and speak of him tenderly.
So East and Tom, the Tadpole, and one or two more, became a sort of
young Ishmaelites, their hands against every one, and every one's hand
against them. It has been already told how they got to war with the
masters and the fifth form, and with the sixth it was much the same.
They saw the præpostors cowed by or joining with the fifth, and
shirking their own duties; so they didn't respect them, and rendered no
willing obedience. It had been one thing to clean out studies for sons
of heroes like old Brooke, but quite another to do the like for Snooks
and Green, who had never faced a good scrummage at football, and
couldn't keep the passages in order at night. So they only slurred
through their fagging just well enough to escape a licking, and not
always that, and got the character of sulky, unwilling fags. In the
fifth-form room, after supper, when such matters were often discussed
and arranged, their names were for ever coming up.
"I say, Green," Snooks began one night, "isn't that new boy, Harrison,
your fag?"
"Yes; why?"
"Oh, I know something of him at home, and should like to excuse
him--will you swop?"
"Who will you give me?"
"Well, let's see; there's Willis, Johnson--No, that won't do. Yes, I
have it--there's young East, I'll give you him."
"Don't you wish you may get it?" replied Green. "I'll tell you what I'll
do--I'll give you two for Willis if you like."
"Who then?" asks Snooks.
"Hall and Brown."
"Wouldn't have 'em at a gift."
"Better than East, though; for they ain't quite so sharp," said Green,
getting up and leaning his back against the mantelpiece--he wasn't a bad
fellow, and couldn't help not being able to put down the unruly fifth
form. His eye twinkled as he went on, "Did I ever tell you how the
young vagabond sold me last half?"
"No; how?"
"Well, he never half cleaned my study out, only just stuck the
candlesticks in the cupboard, and swept the crumbs on to the floor. So
at last I was mortal angry, and had him up, made him go through the
whole performance under my eyes: the dust the young scamp made nearly
choked me, and showed that he hadn't swept the carpet before. Well, when
it was all finished, 'Now, young gentleman,' says I, 'mind, I expect
this to be done every morning, floor swept, table-cloth taken off and
shaken, and everything dusted.' 'Very well,' grunts he. Not a bit of it
though--I was quite sure in a day or two that he never took the
table-cloth off even. So I laid a trap for him: I tore up some paper and
put half-a-dozen bits on my table one night, and the cloth over them as
usual. Next morning, after breakfast, up I came, pulled off the cloth,
and sure enough there was the paper, which fluttered down on to the
floor. I was in a towering rage. 'I've got you now,' thought I, and sent
for him, while I got out my cane. Up he came as cool as you please, with
his hands in his pockets 'Didn't I tell you to shake my table-cloth
every morning?' roared I. 'Yes,' says he. 'Did you do it this morning?'
'Yes.' 'You young liar! I put these pieces of paper on the table last
night, and if you'd taken the table-cloth off' you'd have seen them, so
I'm going to give you a good licking.' Then my youngster takes one hand
out of his pocket, and just stoops down and picks up two of the bits of
paper, and holds them out to me. There was written on each, in great
round text, 'Harry East, his mark.' The young rogue had found my trap
out, taken away my paper, and put some of his there, every bit
ear-marked. I'd a great mind to lick him for his impudence, but after
all one has no right to be laying traps, so I didn't. Of course I was at
his mercy till the end of the half, and in his weeks my study was so
frowsy, I couldn't sit in it."
"They spoil one's things so, too," chimed in a third boy. "Hall and
Brown were night-fags last week: I called fag, and gave them my
candlesticks to clean; away they went, and didn't appear again. When
they'd had time enough to clean them three times over, I went out to
look after them. They weren't in the passages, so down I went into the
Hall, where I heard music, and there I found them sitting on the table,
listening to Johnson, who was playing the flute, and my candlesticks
stuck between the bars well into the fire, red-hot, clean-spoiled;
they've never stood straight since, and I must get some more. However, I
gave them both a good licking, that's one comfort."
Such were the sort of scrapes they were always getting into: and so,
partly by their own faults, partly from circumstances, partly from the
faults of others, they found themselves outlaws, ticket-of-leave men, or
what you will in that line: in short, dangerous parties, and lived the
sort of hand-to-mouth, wild, reckless life which such parties generally
have to put up with. Nevertheless, they never quite lost favour with
young Brooke, who was now the cock of the house, and just getting into
the sixth, and Diggs stuck to them like a man, and gave them store of
good advice, by which they never in the least profited.
And even after the house mended, and law and order had been restored,
which soon happened after young Brooke and Diggs got into the sixth,
they couldn't easily or at once return into the paths of steadiness, and
many of the old wild out-of-bounds habits stuck to them as firmly as
ever. While they had been quite little boys, the scrapes they got into
in the School hadn't much mattered to anyone; but now they were in the
upper school, all wrong-doers from which were sent up straight to the
Doctor at once: so they began to come under his notice; and as they were
a sort of leaders in a small way amongst their own contemporaries, his
eye, which was everywhere, was upon them.
It was a toss-up whether they turned out well or ill, and so they were
just the boys who caused most anxiety to such a master. You have been
told of the first occasion on which they were sent up to the Doctor, and
the remembrance of it was so pleasant that they had much less fear of
him than most boys of their standing had. "It's all his look," Tom used
to say to East, "that frightens fellows: don't you remember, he never
said anything to us my first half-year, for being an hour late for
locking up?"
The next time that Tom came before him, however, the interview was of a
very different kind. It happened just about the time at which we have
now arrived, and was the first of a series of scrapes into which our
hero managed now to tumble.
The river Avon at Rugby is a slow and not very clear stream, in which
chub, dace, roach, and other coarse fish are (or were) plentiful enough,
together with a fair sprinkling of small jack, but no fish worth
sixpence either for sport or food. It is, however, a capital river for
bathing, as it has many nice small pools and several good reaches for
swimming, all within about a mile of one another, and at an easy twenty
minutes' walk from the school. This mile of water is rented, or used to
be rented, for bathing purposes, by the Trustees of the School, for the
boys. The footpath to Brownsover crosses the river by "the Planks," a
curious old single-plank bridge, running for fifty or sixty yards into
the flat meadows on each side of the river,--for in the winter there are
frequent floods. Above the Planks were the bathing places for the
smaller boys; Sleath's, the first bathing place where all new boys had
to begin, until they had proved to the bathing men (three steady
individuals who were paid to attend daily through the summer to prevent
accidents) that they could swim pretty decently, when they were allowed
to go on to Anstey's, about one hundred and fifty yards below. Here
there was a hole about six feet deep and twelve feet across, over which
the puffing urchins struggled to the opposite side, and thought no small
beer of themselves for having been out of their depths. Below the Planks
came larger and deeper holes, the first of which was Wratislaw's, and
the last Swift's, a famous hole, ten or twelve feet deep in parts, and
thirty yards across, from which there was a fine swimming reach right
down to the Mill. Swift's was reserved for the sixth and fifth forms,
and had a spring board and two sets of steps: the others had one set of
steps each, and were used indifferently by all the lower boys, though
each house addicted itself more to one hole than to another. The
School-house at this time affected Wratislaw's hole, and Tom and East,
who had learnt to swim like fishes, were to be found there as regular as
the clock through the summer, always twice, and often three times a day.
Now the boys either had, or fancied they had, a right also to fish at
their pleasure over the whole of this part of the river, and would not
understand that the right (if any) only extended to the Rugby side. As
ill luck would have it, the gentleman who owned the opposite bank, after
allowing it for some time without interference, had ordered his keepers
not to let the boys fish on his side; the consequence of which had been,
that there had been first wranglings and then fights between the keepers
and boys; and so keen had the quarrel become, that the landlord and his
keepers, after a ducking had been inflicted on one of the latter, and a
fierce fight ensued thereon, had been up to the great School at
calling-over to identify the delinquents, and it was all the Doctor
himself and five or six masters could do to keep the peace. Not even his
authority could prevent the hissing; and so strong was the feeling, that
the four præpostors of the week walked up the school with their canes,
shouting S-s-s-s-i-lenc-c-c-c-e at the top of their voices. However, the
chief offenders for the time were flogged and kept in bounds, but the
victorious party had brought a nice hornets' nest about their ears. The
landlord was hissed at the School gates as he rode past, and when he
charged his horse at the mob of boys, and tried to thrash them with his
whip, was driven back by cricket-bats and wickets, and pursued with
pebbles and fives'-balls; while the wretched keepers' lives were a
burthen to them, from having to watch the waters so closely.
The School-house boys of Tom's standing, one and all, as a protest
against this tyranny and cutting short of their lawful amusements, took
to fishing in all ways and especially by means of night-lines. The
little tackle-maker at the bottom of the town would soon have made his
fortune had the rage lasted, and several of the barbers began to lay in
fishing-tackle. The boys had this great advantage over their enemies,
that they spent a large portion of the day in nature's garb by the river
side, and so, when tired of swimming, would get out on the other side
and fish, or set night-lines till the keeper hove in sight, and then
plunge in and swim back and mix with the other bathers, and the keepers
were too wise to follow across the stream.
While things were in this state, one day Tom and three or four others
were bathing at Wratislaw's, and had, as a matter of course, been taking
up and resetting night-lines. They had all left the water, and were
sitting or standing about at their toilets, in all costumes from a shirt
upwards, when they were aware of a man in a velveteen shooting-coat
approaching from the other side. He was a new keeper, so they didn't
recognise or notice him, till he pulled up right opposite, and began:--
"I see'd some of you young gentlemen over this side a fishing just now."
"Hullo, who are you? what business is that of yours, old Velveteens?"
"I'm the new under-keeper, and master's told me to keep a sharp look-out
on all o' you young chaps. And I tells 'ee I means business, and you'd
better keep on your own side, or we shall fall out."
"Well, that's right, Velveteens--speak out, and let's know your mind at
once."
"Look here, old boy," cried East, holding up a miserable coarse fish or
two and a small jack, "would you like to smell 'em and see which bank
they lived under?"
"I'll give you a bit of advice, keeper," shouted Tom, who was sitting in
his shirt paddling with his feet in the river; "you'd better go down
there to Swift's, where the big boys are, they're beggars at setting
lines, and'll put you up to a wrinkle or two for catching the
five-pounders." Tom was nearest to the keeper, and that officer, who was
getting angry at the chaff, fixed his eyes on our hero, as if to take a
note of him for future use. Tom returned his gaze with a steady stare,
and then broke into a laugh, and struck into the middle of a favourite
School-house song--
As I and my companions
Were setting of a snare,
The gamekeeper was watching us,
For him we did not care:
For we can wrestle and fight, my boys,
And jump out anywhere.
For it's my delight of a likely night,
In the season of the year.
The chorus was taken up by the other boys with shouts of laughter, and
the keeper turned away with a grunt, but evidently bent on mischief. The
boys thought no more of the matter.
But now came on the may-fly season; the soft hazy summer weather lay
sleepily along the rich meadows by Avon side, and the green and grey
flies flickered with their graceful lazy up and down flight over the
reeds and the water and the meadows, in myriads upon myriads. The
may-flies must surely be the lotus-eaters of the ephemeræ; the
happiest, laziest, carelessest fly that dances and dreams out his few
hours of sunshiny life by English rivers.
Every little pitiful coarse fish in the Avon was on the alert for the
flies, and gorging his wretched carcase with hundreds daily, the
gluttonous rogues! and every lover of the gentle craft was out to avenge
the poor may-flies.
So one fine Thursday afternoon, Tom having borrowed East's new rod,
started by himself to the river. He fished for some time with small
success, not a fish would rise at him; but, as he prowled along the
bank, he was presently aware of mighty ones feeding in a pool on the
opposite side, under the shade of a huge willow-tree. The stream was
deep here, but some fifty yards below was a shallow, for which he made
off hot-foot; and forgetting landlords, keepers, solemn prohibitions of
the Doctor, and everything else, pulled up his trousers, plunged across,
and in three minutes was creeping along on all fours towards the clump
of willows.
[Illustration: TOM DISCOVERED BY VELVETEENS. P. 199.]
It isn't often that great chub, or any other coarse fish are in earnest
about anything, but just then they were thoroughly bent on feeding, and
in half-an-hour Master Tom had deposited three thumping fellows at the
foot of the giant willow. As he was baiting for a fourth pounder, and
just going to throw in again, he became aware of a man coming up the
bank not one hundred yards off. Another look told him that it was the
under-keeper. Could he reach the shallow before him? No, not carrying
his rod. Nothing for it but the tree: so Tom laid his bones to it,
shinning up as fast as he could, and dragging up his rod after him. He
had just time to reach and crouch along upon a huge branch some ten feet
up, which stretched out over the river, when the keeper arrived at the
clump. Tom's heart beat fast as he came under the tree; two steps more
and he would have passed, when, as ill-luck would have it, the gleam on
the scales of the dead fish caught his eye, and he made a dead point at
the foot of the tree. He picked up the fish one by one; his eye and
touch told him that they had been alive and feeding within the hour. Tom
crouched lower along the branch, and heard the keeper beating the clump.
"If I could only get the rod hidden," thought he, and began gently
shifting it to get it alongside him; "willow-trees don't throw out
straight hickory shoots twelve feet along, with no leaves, worse luck."
Alas! the keeper catches the rustle, and then a sight of the rod, and
then of Tom's hand and arm.
"Oh, be up ther' be 'ee?" says he, running under the tree. "Now you come
down this minute."
"Tree'd at last," thinks Tom, making no answer, and keeping as close as
possible, but working away at the rod, which he takes to pieces: "I'm in
for it, unless I can starve him out." And then he begins to meditate
getting along the branch for a plunge and scramble to the other side;
but the small branches are so thick, and the opposite bank so difficult,
that the keeper will have lots of time to get round by the ford before
he can get out, so he gives that up. And now he hears the keeper
beginning to scramble up the trunk. That will never do; so he scrambles
himself back to where his branch joins the trunk, and stands with lifted
rod.
"Hullo, Velveteens, mind your fingers if you come any higher."
The keeper stops and looks up, and then with a grin says, "Oh! be you,
be it, young measter? Well, here's luck. Now I tells 'ee to come down at
once, and 't'll be best for 'ee."
"Thank 'ee, Velveteens, I'm very comfortable," said Tom, shortening the
rod in his hand, and preparing for battle.
"Werry well, please yourself," says the keeper, descending however to
the ground again, and taking his seat on the bank; "I bean't in no
hurry, so you med take your time. I'll larn 'ee to gee honest folk names
afore I've done with 'ee."
"My luck as usual," thinks Tom; "what a fool I was to give him a black.
If I'd called him 'keeper' now I might get off. The return match is all
his way."
The keeper quietly proceeded to take out his pipe, fill, and light it,
keeping an eye on Tom, who now sat disconsolately across the branch,
looking at keeper--a pitiful sight for men and fishes. The more he
thought of it the less he liked it. "It must be getting near second
calling-over," thinks he. Keeper smokes on stolidly. "If he takes me up,
I shall be flogged safe enough. I can't sit here all night. Wonder if
he'll rise at silver.
"I say, keeper," said he meekly, "let me go for two bob?"
"Not for twenty neither," grunts his persecutor.
And so they sat on till long past second calling-over, and the sun came
slanting in through the willow-branches, and telling of locking-up near
at hand.
"I'm coming down, keeper," said Tom at last with a sigh, fairly tired
out. "Now what are you going to do?"
"Walk 'ee up to School, and give 'ee over to the Doctor; them's my
orders," says Velveteens, knocking the ashes out of his fourth pipe, and
standing up and shaking himself.
"Very good," said Tom; "but hands off, you know. I'll go with you
quietly, so no collaring or that sort of thing."
Keeper looked at him a minute--"Werry good," said he at last; and so Tom
descended, and wended his way drearily by the side of the keeper up to
the School-house, where they arrived just at locking-up. As they passed
the School-gates, the Tadpole and several others who were standing there
caught the state of things, and rushed out, crying "Rescue!" but Tom
shook his head, so they only followed to the Doctor's gate, and went
back sorely puzzled.
How changed and stern the Doctor seemed from the last time that Tom was
up there, as the keeper told the story, not omitting to state how Tom
had called him blackguard names. "Indeed, sir," broke in the culprit,
"it was only Velveteens." The Doctor only asked one question.
"You know the rule about the banks, Brown?"
"Yes, sir."
"Then wait for me to-morrow, after first lesson."
"I thought so," muttered Tom.
"And about the rod, sir?" went on the keeper; "Master's told we as we
might have all the rods--"
"Oh, please, sir," broke in Tom, "the rod isn't mine." The Doctor looked
puzzled, but the keeper, who was a good-hearted fellow, and melted at
Tom's evident distress, gave up his claim. Tom was flogged next
morning, and a few days afterwards met Velveteens, and presented him
with half-a-crown for giving up the rod claim, and they became sworn
friends; and I regret to say that Tom had many more fish from under the
willow that may-fly season, and was never caught again by Velveteens.
It wasn't three weeks before Tom, and now East by his side, were again
in the awful presence. This time, however, the Doctor was not so
terrible. A few days before, they had been fagged at fives to fetch the
balls that went off the court. While standing watching the game, they
saw five or six nearly new balls hit on the top of the School. "I say,
Tom," said East, when they were dismissed, "couldn't we get those balls
somehow?"
"Let's try, anyhow."
So they reconnoitred the walls carefully, borrowed a coal-hammer from
old Stumps, bought some big nails, and after one or two attempts, scaled
the Schools, and possessed themselves of huge quantities of
fives'-balls. The place pleased them so much that they spent all their
spare time there, scratching and cutting their names on the top of every
tower; and at last, having exhausted all other places, finished up with
inscribing H. EAST, T. BROWN, on the minute-hand of the great clock. In
the doing of which they held the minute-hand, and disturbed the clock's
economy. So next morning, when masters and boys came trooping down to
prayers, and entered the quadrangle, the injured minute-hand was
indicating three minutes to the hour. They all pulled up, and took their
time. When the hour struck, doors were closed, and half the school late.
Thomas being sent to make inquiry, discovers their names on the
minute-hand, and reports accordingly; and they are sent for, a knot of
their friends making derisive and pantomimic allusions to what their
fate will be, as they walk off.
But the Doctor, after hearing their story, doesn't make much of it, and
only gives them thirty lines of Homer to learn by heart, and a lecture
on the likelihood of such exploits ending in broken bones.
Alas! almost the next day was one of the great fairs in the town; and as
several rows and other disagreeable accidents had of late taken place on
these occasions, the Doctor gives out, after prayers in the morning,
that no boy is to go down into the town. Wherefore East and Tom, for no
earthly pleasure except that of doing what they are told not to do,
start away, after second lesson, and making a short circuit through the
fields, strike a back lane which leads into the town, go down it, and
run plump upon one of the masters as they emerge into the High Street.
The master in question, though a very clever, is not a righteous man: he
has already caught several of his own pupils, and gives them lines to
learn, while he sends East and Tom, who are not his pupils, up to the
Doctor; who, on learning that they had been at prayers in the morning,
flogs them soundly.
The flogging did them no good at the time, for the injustice of their
captor was rankling in their minds; but it was just at the end of the
half, and on the next evening but one Thomas knocks at their door, and
says the Doctor wants to see them. They look at one another in silent
dismay. What can it be now? Which of their countless wrong-doings can he
have heard of officially? However, it is no use delaying, so up they go
to the study. There they find the Doctor not angry, but very grave. "He
has sent for them to speak very seriously before they go home. They have
each been flogged several times in the half-year for direct and wilful
breaches of rules. This cannot go on. They are doing no good to
themselves or others, and now they are getting up in the School, and
have influence. They seem to think that rules are made capriciously, and
for the pleasure of the masters; but this is not so, they are made for
the good of the whole School, and must and shall be obeyed. Those who
thoughtlessly or wilfully break them will not be allowed to stay at the
School. He should be sorry if they had to leave, as the School might do
them both much good, and wishes them to think very seriously in the
holidays over what he has said. Good night."
And so the two hurry off horribly scared: the idea of having to leave
has never crossed their minds, and is quite unbearable.
As they go out, they meet at the door old Holmes, a sturdy cheery
præpostor of another house, who goes in to the Doctor; and they hear his
genial hearty greeting of the new-comer, so different to their own
reception, as the door closes, and return to their study with heavy
hearts, and tremendous resolves to break no more rules.
Five minutes afterwards the master of their form, a late arrival and a
model young master, knocks at the Doctor's study-door. "Come in!" and as
he enters the Doctor goes on, to Holmes--"you see I do not know anything
of the case officially, and if I take any notice of it at all, I must
publicly expel the boy. I don't wish to do that, for I think there is
some good in him. There's nothing for it but a good sound thrashing." He
paused to shake hands with the master, which Holmes does also, and then
prepares to leave.
"I understand. Good night, sir."
"Good night, Holmes. And remember," added the Doctor, emphasizing the
words, "a good sound thrashing before the whole house."
The door closed on Holmes; and the Doctor, in answer to the puzzled look
of his lieutenant, explained shortly. "A gross case of bullying.
Wharton, the head of the house, is a very good fellow, but slight and
weak, and severe physical pain is the only way to deal with such a case;
so I have asked Holmes to take it up. He is very careful and
trustworthy, and has plenty of strength. I wish all the sixth had as
much. We must have it here, if we are to keep order at all."
Now I don't want any wiseacres to read this book; but if they should, of
course they will prick up their long ears, and howl, or rather bray, at
the above story. Very good, I don't object; but what I have to add for
you boys is this: that Holmes called a levy of his house after breakfast
next morning, made them a speech on the case of bullying in question,
and then gave the bully a "good sound thrashing;" and that years
afterwards, that boy sought out Holmes, and thanked him, saying it had
been the kindest act which had ever been done upon him, and the
turning-point in his character; and a very good fellow he became, and a
credit to his School.
After some other talk between them, the Doctor said, "I want to speak
to you about two boys in your form, East and Brown: I have just been
speaking to them. What do you think of them?"
"Well, they are not hard workers, and very thoughtless and full of
spirits--but I can't help liking them. I think they are sound good
fellows at the bottom."
"I'm glad of it. I think so too. But they make me very uneasy. They are
taking the lead a good deal amongst the fags in my house, for they are
very active, bold fellows. I should be sorry to lose them, but I shan't
let them stay if I don't see them gaining character and manliness. In
another year they may do great harm to all the younger boys."
"Oh, I hope you won't send them away," pleaded their master.
"Not if I can help it. But now I never feel sure, after any
half-holiday, that I shan't have to flog one of them next morning, for
some foolish, thoughtless scrape. I quite dread seeing either of them."
They were both silent for a minute. Presently the Doctor began again:--
"They don't feel that they have any duty or work to do in the School,
and how is one to make them feel it?"
"I think if either of them had some little boy to take care of, it would
steady them. Brown is the most reckless of the two, I should say; East
wouldn't get into so many scrapes without him."
"Well," said the Doctor, with something like a sigh, "I'll think of it."
And they went on to talk of other subjects.
TOM BROWN'S SCHOOL DAYS.
PART II.
CHAPTER I.
HOW THE TIDE TURNED.
"Once to every man and nation, comes the moment to decide,
In the strife of Truth with Falsehood, for the good or evil side:
* * * * *
Then it is the brave man chooses, while the coward stands aside,
Doubting in his abject spirit, till his Lord is crucified."
LOWELL.
THE turning-point in our hero's school career had now come, and the
manner of it was as follows. On the evening of the first day of the next
half-year, Tom, East, and another School-house boy, who had just been
dropped at the Spread Eagle by the old Regulator, rushed into the
matron's room in high spirits, such as all real boys are in when they
first get back, however fond they may be of home.
"Well, Mrs. Wixie," shouted one, seizing on the methodical, active
little dark-eyed woman, who was busy stowing away the linen of the boys
who had already arrived into their several pigeon-holes, "here we are
again, you see, as jolly as ever. Let us help you put the things away."
"And, Mary," cried another (she was called indifferently by either
name), "who's come back? Has the Doctor made old Jones leave? How many
new boys are there?"
"Am I and East to have Gray's study? You know you promised to get it for
us if you could," shouted Tom.
"And am I to sleep in Number 4?" roared East.
"How's old Sam, and Bogle, and Sally?"
"Bless the boys!" cries Mary, at last getting in a word, "why, you'll
shake me to death. There now, do go away up to the housekeeper's room
and get your suppers; you know I haven't time to talk--you'll find
plenty more in the house. Now, Master East, do let those things
alone--you're mixing up three new boys' things." And she rushed at East,
who escaped round the open trunks holding up a prize.
"Hullo, look here, Tommy," shouted he, "here's fun!" and he brandished
above his head some pretty little night-caps, beautifully made and
marked, the work of loving fingers in some distant country home. The
kind mother and sisters, who sewed that delicate stitching with aching
hearts, little thought of the trouble they might be bringing on the
young head for which they were meant. The little matron was wiser, and
snatched the caps from East before he could look at the name on them.
"Now, Master East, I shall be very angry if you don't go," said she;
"there's some capital cold beef and pickles up-stairs, and I won't have
you old boys in my room first night."
"Hurrah for the pickles! Come along, Tommy; come along, Smith. We shall
find out who the young Count is, I'll be bound: I hope he'll sleep in my
room. Mary's always vicious first week."
As the boys turned to leave the room, the matron touched Tom's arm, and
said, "Master Brown, please stop a minute, I want to speak to you."
"Very well, Mary. I'll come in a minute: East, don't finish the
pickles--"
"Oh, Master Brown," went on the little matron, when the rest had gone,
"you're to have Gray's study, Mrs. Arnold says. And she wants you to
take in this young gentleman. He's a new boy, and thirteen years old,
though he don't look it. He's very delicate, and has never been from
home before. And I told Mrs. Arnold I thought you'd be kind to him, and
see that they don't bully him at first. He's put into your form, and
I've given him the bed next to yours in Number 4; so East can't sleep
there this half."
Tom was rather put about by this speech. He had got the double study
which he coveted, but here were conditions attached which greatly
moderated his joy He looked across the room, and in the far corner of
the sofa was aware of a slight pale boy, with large blue eyes and light
fair hair, who seemed ready to shrink through the floor. He saw at a
glance that the little stranger was just the boy whose first half-year
at a public school would be misery to himself if he were left alone, or
constant anxiety to any one who meant to see him through his troubles.
Tom was too honest to take in the youngster and then let him shift for
himself; and if he took him as his chum instead of East, where were all
his pet plans of having a bottled-beer cellar under his window, and
making night-lines and slings, and plotting expeditions to Brownsover
Mills and Caldecott's Spinney? East and he had made up their minds to
get this study, and then every night from locking-up till ten they would
be together to talk about fishing, drink bottled-beer, read Marryat's
novels, and sort birds' eggs. And this new boy would most likely never
go out of the close, and would be afraid of wet feet, and always getting
laughed at and called Molly, or Jenny, or some derogatory feminine
nickname.
The matron watched him for a moment, and saw what was passing in his
mind, and so, like a wise negotiator, threw in an appeal to his warm
heart. "Poor little fellow," said she in almost a whisper, "his father's
dead, and he's got no brothers. And his mamma, such a kind sweet lady,
almost broke her heart at leaving him this morning; and she said one of
his sisters was like to die of decline, and so----"
"Well, well," burst in Tom, with something like a sigh at the effort, "I
suppose I must give up East. Come along, young un. What's your name?
We'll go and have some supper, and then I'll show you our study."
"His name's George Arthur," said the matron, walking up to him with Tom,
who grasped his little delicate hand as the proper preliminary to making
a chum of him, and felt as if he could have blown him away. "I've had
his books and things put into the study, which his mamma has had new
papered, and the sofa covered, and new green-baize curtains over the
door" (the diplomatic matron threw this in, to show that the new boy was
contributing largely to the partnership comforts). "And Mrs. Arnold told
me to say," she added, "that she should like you both to come up to tea
with her. You know the way, Master Brown, and the things are just gone
up, I know."
Here was an announcement for Master Tom! He was to go up to tea the
first night, just as if he were a sixth or fifth-form boy, and of
importance in the school world, instead of the most reckless young
scapegrace amongst the fags. He felt himself lifted on to a higher
social and moral platform at once. Nevertheless, he couldn't give up
without a sigh the idea of the jolly supper in the housekeeper's room
with East and the rest, and a rush round to all the studies of his
friends afterwards, to pour out the deeds and wonders of the holidays,
to plot fifty plans for the coming half-year, and to gather news of who
had left, and what new boys had come, who had got who's study, and where
the new præpostors slept. However, Tom consoled himself with thinking
that he couldn't have done all this with the new boy at his heels, and
so marched off along the passages to the Doctor's private house with his
young charge in tow, in monstrous good humour with himself and all the
world.
It is needless, and would be impertinent, to tell how the two young boys
were received in that drawing-room. The lady who presided there is still
living, and has carried with her to her peaceful home in the North the
respect and love of all those who ever felt and shared that gentle and
high-bred hospitality. Ay, many is the brave heart now doing its work
and bearing its load in country curacies, London chambers, under the
Indian sun, and in Australian towns and clearings, which looks back with
fond and grateful memory to that School-house drawing-room, and dates
much of its highest and best training to the lessons learnt there.
Besides Mrs. Arnold and one or two of the elder children, there were one
of the younger masters, young Brooke--who was now in the sixth, and had
succeeded to his brother's position and influence--and another
sixth-form boy there, talking together before the fire. The master and
young Brooke, now a great strapping fellow six feet high, eighteen years
old, and powerful as a coal-heaver, nodded kindly to Tom, to his intense
glory, and then went on talking; the other did not notice them. The
hostess, after a few kind words, which led the boys at once and
insensibly to feel at their ease, and to begin talking to one another,
left them with her own children while she finished a letter. The young
ones got on fast and well, Tom holding forth about a prodigious pony he
had been riding out hunting, and hearing stories of the winter glories
of the lakes, when tea came in, and immediately after the Doctor
himself.
How frank, and kind, and manly, was his greeting to the party by the
fire! It did Tom's heart good to see him and young Brooke shake hands,
and look one another in the face; and he didn't fail to remark, that
Brooke was nearly as tall, and quite as broad as the Doctor. And his cup
was full, when in another moment his master turned to him with another
warm shake of the hand, and, seemingly oblivious of all the late
scrapes which he had been getting into, said, "Ah, Brown, you here! I
hope you left your father and all well at home?"
"Yes, sir, quite well."
"And this is the little fellow who is to share your study. Well, he
doesn't look as we should like to see him. He wants some Rugby air, and
cricket. And you must take him some good long walks, to Bilton Grange
and Caldecott's Spinney, and show him what a little pretty country we
have about here."
Tom wondered if the Doctor knew that his visits to Bilton Grange were
for the purpose of taking rooks' nests (a proceeding strongly
discountenanced by the owner thereof), and those to Caldecott's Spinney
were prompted chiefly by the conveniences for setting night-lines. What
didn't the Doctor know? And what a noble use he always made of it! He
almost resolved to abjure rook-pies and night-lines for ever. The tea
went merrily off, the Doctor now talking of holiday doings, and then of
the prospects of the half-year, what chance there was for the Balliol
scholarship, whether the eleven would be a good one. Every body was at
his ease, and every body felt that he, young as he might be, was of some
use in the little school world, and had a work to do there.
Soon after tea the Doctor went off to his study, and the young boys a
few minutes afterwards took their leave, and went out of the private
door which led from the Doctor's house into the middle passage.
At the fire, at the further end of the passage, was a crowd of boys in
loud talk and laughter. There was a sudden pause when the door opened,
and then a great shout of greeting, as Tom was recognised marching down
the passage.
"Hullo, Brown, where do you come from?"
"Oh, I've been to tea with the Doctor," says Tom, with great dignity.
"My eye!" cried East. "Oh! so that's why Mary called you back, and you
didn't come to supper. You lost something--that beef and pickles was no
end good."
"I say, young fellow," cried Hall, detecting Arthur, and catching him by
the collar, "what's your name? Where do you come from? How old are you?"
Tom saw Arthur shrink back, and look scared as all the group turned to
him, but thought it best to let him answer, just standing by his side to
support in case of need.
"Arthur, sir. I come from Devonshire."
"Don't call me 'sir,' you young muff. How old are you?"
"Thirteen."
"Can you sing?"
The poor boy, was trembling and hesitating. Tom struck in--"You be
hanged, Tadpole. He'll have to sing, whether he can or not, Saturday
twelve weeks, and that's long enough off yet."
"Do you know him at home, Brown?"
"No; but he's my chum in Gray's old study, and it's near prayer time,
and I haven't had a look at it yet. Come along, Arthur."
Away went the two, Tom longing to get his charge safe under cover, where
he might advise him on his deportment.
"What a queer chum for Tom Brown," was the comment at the fire; and it
must be confessed so thought Tom himself, as he lighted his candle, and
surveyed the new green-baize curtains and the carpet and sofa with much
satisfaction.
"I say, Arthur, what a brick your mother is to make us so cosy. But look
here now, you must answer straight up when the fellows speak to you, and
don't be afraid. If you're afraid, you'll get bullied. And don't you say
you can sing; and don't you ever talk about home, or your mother and
sisters."
Poor little Arthur looked ready to cry.
"But please," said he, "mayn't I talk about--about home to you?"
"Oh yes, I like it. But don't talk to boys you don't know, or they'll
call you home-sick, or mamma's darling, or some such stuff. What a jolly
desk! Is that yours? And what stunning binding! why, your school-books
look like novels!"
And Tom was soon deep in Arthur's goods and chattels, all new and good
enough for a fifth-form boy, and hardly thought of his friends outside,
till the prayer-bell rung.
I have already described the School-house prayers; they were the same on
the first night as on the other nights, save for the gaps caused by the
absence of those boys who came late, and the line of new boys who stood
all together at the farther table--of all sorts and sizes, like young
bears with all their troubles to come, as Tom's father had said to him
when he was in the same position. He thought of it as he looked at the
line, and poor little slight Arthur standing with them, and as he was
leading him up-stairs to Number 4, directly after prayers, and showing
him his bed. It was a huge high airy room, with two large windows
looking on to the School close. There were twelve beds in the room. The
one in the furthest corner by the fireplace, occupied by the sixth-form
boy who was responsible for the discipline of the room, and the rest by
boys in the lower-fifth and other junior forms, all fags (for the
fifth-form boys, as has been said, slept in rooms by themselves). Being
fags, the eldest of them was not more than about sixteen years old, and
were all bound to be up and in bed by ten; the sixth-form boys came to
bed from ten to a quarter-past (at which time the old verger came round
to put the candles out), except when they sat up to read.
Within a few minutes therefore of their entry, all the other boys who
slept in Number 4 had come up. The little fellows went quietly to their
own beds, and began undressing and talking to each other in whispers;
while the elder, amongst whom was Tom, sat chatting about on one
another's beds, with their jackets and waistcoats off. Poor little
Arthur was overwhelmed with the novelty of his position. The idea of
sleeping in the room with strange boys had clearly never crossed his
mind before, and was as painful as it was strange to him. He could
hardly bear to take his jacket off; however, presently, with an effort,
off it came, and then he paused and looked at Tom, who was sitting at
the bottom of his bed talking and laughing.
"Please, Brown," he whispered, "may I wash my face and hands?"
"Of course, if you like," said Tom, staring; "that's your
washhand-stand, under the window, second from your bed. You'll have to
go down for more water in the morning if you use it all." And on he went
with his talk, while Arthur stole timidly from between the beds out to
his washhand-stand, and began his ablutions, thereby drawing for a
moment on himself the attention of the room.
On went the talk and laughter. Arthur finished his washing and
undressing, and put on his night-gown. He then looked round more
nervously than ever. Two or three of the little boys were already in
bed, sitting up with their chins on their knees. The light burned clear,
the noise went on. It was a trying moment for the poor little lonely
boy; however, this time he didn't ask Tom what he might or might not do,
but dropped on his knees by his bedside, as he had done every day from
his childhood, to open his heart to Him who heareth the cry and beareth
the sorrows of the tender child, and the strong man in agony.
Tom was sitting at the bottom of his bed unlacing his boots, so that his
back was towards Arthur, and he didn't see what had happened, and looked
up in wonder at the sudden silence. Then two or three boys laughed and
sneered, and a big brutal fellow, who was standing in the middle of the
room, picked up a slipper, and shied it at the kneeling boy, calling him
a snivelling young shaver. Then Tom saw the whole, and the next moment
the boot he had just pulled off flew straight at the head of the bully,
who had just time to throw up his arm and catch it on his elbow.
"Confound you, Brown, what's that for?" roared he, stamping with pain.
"Never mind what I mean," said Tom, stepping on to the floor, every
drop of blood in his body tingling; "if any fellow wants the other boot,
he knows how to get it."
What would have been the result is doubtful, for at this moment the
sixth-form boy came in, and not another word could be said. Tom and the
rest rushed into bed and finished their unrobing there, and the old
verger, as punctual as the clock, had put out the candle in another
minute, and toddled on to the next room, shutting their door with his
usual "Good night, genl'm'n."
There were many boys in the room by whom that little scene was taken to
heart before they slept. But sleep seemed to have deserted the pillow of
poor Tom. For some time his excitement, and the flood of memories which
chased one another through his brain, kept him from thinking or
resolving. His head throbbed, his heart leapt, and he could hardly keep
himself from springing out of bed and rushing about the room. Then the
thought of his own mother came across him, and the promise he had made
at her knee, years ago, never to forget to kneel by his bedside, and
give himself up to his Father, before he laid his head on the pillow,
from which it might never rise; and he lay down gently and cried as if
his heart would break. He was only fourteen years old.
It was no light act of courage in those days, my dear boys, for a little
fellow to say his prayers publicly, even at Rugby. A few years later,
when Arnold's manly piety had begun to leaven the School the tables
turned; before he died, in the School-house at least, and I believe in
the other houses, the rule was the other way. But poor Tom had come to
school in other times. The first few nights after he came he did not
kneel down because of the noise, but sat up in bed till the candle was
out, and then stole out and said his prayers in fear, lest some one
should find him out. So did many another poor little fellow. Then he
began to think that he might just as well say his prayers in bed, and
then that it didn't matter whether he was kneeling, or sitting, or lying
down. And so it had come to pass with Tom as with all who will not
confess their Lord before men: and for the last year he had probably not
said his prayers in earnest a dozen times.
Poor Tom! the first and bitterest feeling which was like to break his
heart was the sense of his own cowardice. The vice of all others which
he loathed was brought in and burned in on his own soul. He had lied to
his mother, to his conscience, to his God. How could he bear it? And
then the poor little weak boy, whom he had pitied and almost scorned for
his weakness, had done that which he, braggart as he was, dared not do.
The first dawn of comfort came to him in swearing to himself that he
would stand by that boy through thick and thin, and cheer him, and help
him, and bear his burdens, for the good deed done that night. Then he
resolved to write home next day and tell his mother all, and what a
coward her son had been. And then peace came to him as he resolved,
lastly, to bear his testimony next morning. The morning would be harder
than the night to begin with, but he felt that he could not afford to
let one chance slip. Several times he faltered, for the devil showed
him, first, all his old friends calling him "Saint" and "Square-toes,"
and a dozen hard names, and whispered to him that his motives would be
misunderstood, and he would only be left alone with the new boy; whereas
it was his duty to keep all means of influence, that he might do good to
the largest number. And then came the more subtle temptation, "Shall I
not be showing myself braver than others by doing this? Have I any right
to begin it now? Ought I not rather to pray in my own study, letting
other boys know that I do so, and trying to lead them to it, while in
public at least I should go on as I have done?" However, his good angel
was too strong that night, and he turned on his side and slept, tired of
trying to reason, but resolved to follow the impulse which had been so
strong, and in which he had found peace.
Next morning he was up and washed and dressed, all but his jacket and
waistcoat, just as the ten minutes' bell began to ring, and then in the
face of the whole room knelt down to pray. Not five words could he
say--the bell mocked him; he was listening for every whisper in the
room--what were they all thinking of him? He was ashamed to go on
kneeling, ashamed to rise from his knees. At last, as it were from his
inmost heart, a still small voice seemed to breathe forth the words of
the publican, "God be merciful to me a sinner!" He repeated them over
and over, clinging to them as for his life, and rose from his knees
comforted and humbled, and ready to face the whole world. It was not
needed: two other boys besides Arthur had already followed his example,
and he went down to the great School with a glimmering of another lesson
in his heart--the lesson that he who has conquered his own coward spirit
has conquered the whole outward world; and that other one which the old
prophet learnt in the cave in Mount Horeb, when he hid his face, and the
still small voice asked, "What doest thou here, Elijah?" that however we
may fancy ourselves alone on the side of good, the King and Lord of men
is nowhere without His witnesses; for in every society, however
seemingly corrupt and godless, there are those who have not bowed the
knee to Baal.
He found too how greatly he had exaggerated the effect to be produced by
his act. For a few nights there was a sneer or a laugh when he knelt
down, but this passed off soon, and one by one all the other boys but
three or four followed the lead. I fear that this was in some measure
owing to the fact, that Tom could probably have thrashed any boy in the
room except the præpostor; at any rate, every boy knew that he would try
upon very slight provocation, and didn't choose to run the risk of a
hard fight because Tom Brown had taken a fancy to say his prayers. Some
of the small boys of Number 4 communicated the new state of things to
their chums, and in several other rooms the poor little fellows tried it
on; in one instance or so where the præpostor heard of it and interfered
very decidedly, with partial success; but in the rest, after a short
struggle, the confessors were bullied or laughed down, and the old state
of things went on for some time longer. Before either Tom Brown or
Arthur left the School-house, there was no room in which it had not
become the regular custom. I trust it is so still, and that the old
heathen state of things has gone out for ever.
CHAPTER II.
THE NEW BOY.
"And Heaven's rich instincts in him grew,
As effortless as woodland nooks
Send violets up and paint them blue."--LOWELL.
I DO not mean to recount all the little troubles and annoyances which
thronged upon Tom at the beginning of this half-year, in his new
character of bear-leader to a gentle little boy straight from home. He
seemed to himself to have become a new boy again, without any of the
long-suffering and meekness indispensable for supporting that character
with moderate success. From morning till night he had the feeling of
responsibility on his mind; and even if he left Arthur in their study
or in the close for an hour, was never at ease till he had him in sight
again. He waited for him at the doors of the school after every lesson
and every calling-over; watched that no tricks were played him, and none
but the regulation questions asked; kept his eye on his plate at dinner
and breakfast, to see that no unfair depredations were made upon his
viands; in short, as East remarked, cackled after him like a hen with
one chick.
Arthur took a long time thawing too, which made it all the harder work;
was sadly timid; scarcely ever spoke unless Tom spoke to him first; and,
worst of all, would agree with him in everything, the hardest thing in
the world for a Brown to bear. He got quite angry sometimes, as they sat
together of a night in their study, at this provoking habit of
agreement, and was on the point of breaking out a dozen times with a
lecture upon the propriety of a fellow having a will of his own and
speaking out; but managed to restrain himself by the thought that it
might only frighten Arthur, and the remembrance of the lesson he had
learnt from him on his first night at Number 4. Then he would resolve to
sit still, and not say a word till Arthur began; but he was always beat
at that game, and had presently to begin talking in despair, fearing
lest Arthur might think he was vexed at something if he didn't, and
dog-tired of sitting tongue-tied.
It was hard work! But Tom had taken it up, and meant to stick to it, and
go through with it, so as to satisfy himself; in which resolution he was
much assisted by the chaffing of East and his other old friends, who
began to call him "dry-nurse," and otherwise to break their small wit on
him. But when they took other ground, as they did every now and then,
Tom was sorely puzzled.
"Tell you what, Tommy," East would say, "you'll spoil young Hopeful with
too much coddling. Why can't you let him go about by himself and find
his own level? He'll never be worth a button, if you go on keeping him
under your skirts."
"Well, but he ain't fit to fight his own way yet; I'm trying to get him
to it every day--but he's very odd. Poor little beggar! I can't make him
out a bit. He ain't a bit like anything I've ever seen or heard of--he
seems all over nerves; anything you say seems to hurt him like a cut or
a blow."
"That sort of boy's no use here," said East, "he'll only spoil. Now,
I'll tell you what to do, Tommy. Go and get a nice large band-box made,
and put him in with plenty of cotton wool, and a pap-bottle, labelled
'With care--this side up,' and send him back to mamma."
"I think I shall make a hand of him though," said Tom, smiling, "say
what you will. There's something about him, every now and then, which
shows me he's got pluck somewhere in him. That's the only thing after
all that'll wash, ain't it, old Scud? But how to get at it and bring it
out?"
Tom took one hand out of his breeches-pocket and stuck it in his back
hair for a scratch, giving his hat a tilt over his nose, his one method
of invoking wisdom. He stared at the ground with a ludicrously puzzled
look, and presently looked up and met East's eyes. That young gentleman
slapped him on the back, and then put his arm round his shoulder, as
they strolled through the quadrangle together. "Tom," said he, "blest if
you ain't the best old fellow ever was--I do like to see you go into a
thing. Hang it, I wish I could take things as you do--but I never can
get higher than a joke. Everything's a joke. If I was going to be
flogged next minute, I should be in a blue funk, but I couldn't help
laughing at it for the life of me."
"Brown and East, you go and fag for Jones on the great fives'-court."
"Hullo, though, that's past a joke," broke out East, springing at the
young gentleman who addressed them, and catching him by the collar.
"Here, Tommy, catch hold of him t'other side before he can holla."
The youth was seized, and dragged struggling out of the quadrangle into
the School-house hall. He was one of the miserable little pretty
white-handed curly-headed boys, petted and pampered by some of the big
fellows, who wrote their verses for them, taught them to drink and use
bad language, and did all they could to spoil them for everything[D] in
this world and the next. One of the avocations in which these young
gentlemen took particular delight, was in going about and getting fags
for their protectors, when those heroes were playing any game. They
carried about pencil and paper with them, putting down the names of all
the boys they sent, always sending five times as many as were wanted,
and getting all those thrashed who didn't go. The present youth belonged
to a house which was very jealous of the School-house, and always picked
out School-house fags when he could find them. However, this time he'd
got the wrong sow by the ear. His captors slammed the great door of the
hall, and East put his back against it, while Tom gave the prisoner a
shake-up, took away his list, and stood him up on the floor, while he
proceeded leisurely to examine that document.
"Let me out, let me go!" screamed the boy in a furious passion. "I'll go
and tell Jones this minute, and he'll give you both the ---- thrashing
you ever had."
"Pretty little dear," said East, patting the top of his hat; "hark how
he swears, Tom. Nicely brought-up young man, ain't he, I don't think."
"Let me alone, ---- you," roared the boy, foaming with rage, and kicking
at East, who quietly tripped him up, and deposited him on the floor in a
place of safety.
"Gently, young fellow," said he; "'taint improving for little
whippersnappers like you to be indulging in blasphemy; so you stop that,
or you'll get something you won't like."
"I'll have you both licked when I get out, that I will," rejoined the
boy, beginning to snivel.
"Two can play at that game, mind you," said Tom, who had finished his
examination of the list. "Now you just listen here. We've just come
across the fives'-court, and Jones has four fags there already, two more
than he wants. If he'd wanted us to change, he'd have stopped us
himself. And here, you little blackguard, you've got seven names down
on your list besides ours, and five of them School-house." Tom walked up
to him and jerked him on to his legs; he was by this time whining like a
whipped puppy.
"Now just listen to me. We ain't going to fag for Jones. If you tell him
you've sent us, we'll each of us give you such a thrashing as you'll
remember." And Tom tore up the list and threw the pieces into the fire.
"And mind you too," said East, "don't let me catch you again sneaking
about the School-house, and picking up our fags. You haven't got the
sort of hide to take a sound licking kindly;" and he opened the door and
sent the young gentleman flying into the quadrangle, with a parting
kick.
"Nice boy, Tommy," said East, shoving his hands in his pockets and
strolling to the fire.
"Worst sort we breed," responded Tom, following his example. "Thank
goodness, no big fellow ever took to petting me."
"You'd never have been like that," said East. "I should like to have put
him in a museum:--Christian young gentleman, nineteenth century, highly
educated. Stir him up with a long pole, Jack, and hear him swear like a
drunken sailor!--He'd make a respectable public open its eyes, I think."
"Think he'll tell Jones?" said Tom.
"No," said East. "Don't care if he does."
"Nor I," said Tom. And they went back to talk about Arthur.
The young gentleman had brains enough not to tell Jones, reasoning that
East and Brown, who were noted as some of the toughest fags in the
school, wouldn't care three straws for any licking Jones might give
them, and would be likely to keep their words as to passing it on with
interest.
After the above conversation, East came a good deal to their study, and
took notice of Arthur; and soon allowed to Tom that he was a thorough
little gentleman, and would get over his shyness all in good time; which
much comforted our hero. He felt every day, too, the value of having an
object in his life, something that drew him out of himself; and, it
being the dull time of the year, and no games going about which he much
cared, was happier than he had ever yet been at school, which was saying
a great deal.
The time which Tom allowed himself away from his charge, was from
locking-up till supper-time. During this hour or hour-and-half he used
to take his fling, going round to the studies of all his acquaintance,
sparring or gossiping in the hall, now jumping the old iron-bound
tables, or carving a bit of his name on them, then joining in some
chorus of merry voices; in fact, blowing off his steam, as we should now
call it.
This process was so congenial to his temper, and Arthur showed himself
so pleased at the arrangement, that it was several weeks before Tom was
ever in their study before supper. One evening, however, he rushed in to
look for an old chisel, or some corks, or other articles essential to
his pursuit for the time being, and while rummaging about in the
cupboards, looked up for a moment, and was caught at once by the figure
of poor little Arthur. The boy was sitting with his elbows on the table,
and his head leaning on his hands, and before him an open book, on
which his tears were falling fast. Tom shut the door at once, and sat
down on the sofa by Arthur, putting his arm round his neck.
"Why, young un! what's the matter?" said he, kindly; "you ain't unhappy,
are you?"
"Oh no, Brown," said the little boy, looking up with the great tears in
his eyes, "you are so kind to me, I'm very happy."
"Why don't you call me Tom? lots of boys do that I don't like half so
much as you. What are you reading, then? Hang it, you must come about
with me, and not mope yourself," and Tom cast down his eyes on the book,
and saw it was the Bible. He was silent for a minute, and thought to
himself, "Lesson Number 2, Tom Brown;"--and then said gently--
"I'm very glad to see this, Arthur, and ashamed that I don't read the
Bible more myself. Do you read it every night before supper while I'm
out?"
"Yes."
"Well, I wish you'd wait till afterwards, and then we'd read together.
But, Arthur, why does it make you cry?"
"Oh, it isn't that I'm unhappy. But at home, while my father was alive,
we always read the lessons after tea; and I love to read them over now,
and try to remember what he said about them. I can't remember all, and I
think I scarcely understand a great deal of what I do remember. But it
all comes back to me so fresh, that I can't help crying sometimes to
think I shall never read them again with him."
Arthur had never spoken of his home before, and Tom hadn't encouraged
him to do so, as his blundering school-boy reasoning made him think
that Arthur would be softened and less manly for thinking of home. But
now he was fairly interested, and forgot all about chisels and bottled
beer; while with very little encouragement Arthur launched into his home
history, and the prayer-bell put them both out sadly when it rang to
call them to the hall.
From this time Arthur constantly spoke of his home, and above all, of
his father, who had been dead about a year, and whose memory Tom soon
got to love and reverence almost as much as his own son did.
Arthur's father had been the clergyman of a parish in the Midland
Counties, which had risen into a large town during the war, and upon
which the hard years which followed had fallen with a fearful weight.
The trade had been half ruined: and then came the old sad story, of
masters reducing their establishments, men turned off and wandering
about, hungry and wan in body and fierce in soul, from the thought of
wives and children starving at home, and the last sticks of furniture
going to the pawn-shop. Children taken from school, and lounging about
the dirty streets and courts, too listless almost to play, and squalid
in rags and misery. And then the fearful struggle between the employers
and men; lowerings of wages, strikes, and the long course of
oft-repeated crime, ending every now and then with a riot, a fire, and
the county yeomanry. There is no need here to dwell upon such tales; the
Englishman into whose soul they have not sunk deep is not worthy the
name; you English boys for whom this book is meant (God bless your
bright faces and kind hearts!) will learn it all soon enough.
Into such a parish and state of society, Arthur's father had been thrown
at the age of twenty-five, a young married parson, full of faith, hope,
and love. He had battled with it like a man, and had lots of fine
Utopian ideas about the perfectibility of mankind, glorious humanity and
such-like, knocked out of his head; and a real wholesome Christian love
for the poor struggling, sinning men, of whom he felt himself one, and
with and for whom he spent fortune, and strength, and life, driven into
his heart. He had battled like a man, and gotten a man's reward. No
silver teapots or salvers, with flowery inscriptions, setting forth his
virtues and the appreciation of a genteel parish; no fat living or
stall, for which he never looked, and didn't care; no sighs and praises
of comfortable dowagers and well got-up young women, who worked him
slippers, sugared his tea, and adored him as 'a devoted man;' but a
manly respect, wrung from the unwilling souls of men who fancied his
order their natural enemies; the fear and hatred of every one who was
false or unjust in the district, were he master or man; and the blessed
sight of women and children daily becoming more human and more homely, a
comfort to themselves and to their husbands and fathers.
These things of course took time, and had to be fought for with toil and
sweat of brain and heart, and with the life-blood poured out. All that,
Arthur had laid his account to give, and took as a matter of course;
neither pitying himself, or looking on himself as a martyr, when he felt
the wear and tear making him feel old before his time, and the stifling
air of fever dens telling on his health. His wife seconded him in
everything. She had been rather fond of society, and much admired and
run after before her marriage; and the London world, to which she had
belonged, pitied poor Fanny Evelyn when she married the young clergyman
and went to settle in that smoky hole Turley, a very nest of Chartism
and Atheism, in a part of the county which all the decent families had
had to leave for years. However, somehow or other she didn't seem to
care. If her husband's living had been amongst green fields and near
pleasant neighbours, she would have liked it better, that she never
pretended to deny. But there they were: the air wasn't bad after all;
the people were very good sort of people, civil to you if you were civil
to them, after the first brush; and they didn't expect to work miracles,
and convert them all off-hand into model Christians. So he and she went
quietly among the folk, talking to and treating them just as they would
have done people of their own rank. They didn't feel that they were
doing anything out of the common way, and so were perfectly natural, and
had none of that condescension or consciousness of manner which so
outrages the independent poor. And thus they gradually won respect and
confidence; and after sixteen years he was looked up to by the whole
neighborhood as _the_ just man, _the_ man to whom masters and men could
go in their strikes, and all in their quarrels and difficulties, and by
whom the right and true word would be said without fear or favour. And
the women had come round to take her advice, and go to her as a friend
in all their troubles; while the children all worshipped the very ground
she trod on.
They had three children, two daughters and a son, little Arthur, who
came between his sisters. He had been a very delicate boy from his
childhood; they thought he had a tendency to consumption, and so he had
been kept at home and taught by his father, who had made a companion of
him, and from whom he had gained good scholarship, and a knowledge of
and interest in many subjects which boys in general never come across
till they are many years older.
Just as he reached his thirteenth year, and his father had settled that
he was strong enough to go to school, and, after much debating with
himself, had resolved to send him there, a desperate typhus-fever broke
out in the town; most of the other clergy, and almost all the doctors,
ran away; the work fell with tenfold weight on those who stood to their
work. Arthur and his wife both caught the fever, of which he died in a
few days, and she recovered, having been able to nurse him to the end,
and store up his last words. He was sensible to the last, and calm and
happy, leaving his wife and children with fearless trust for a few years
in the hands of the Lord and Friend who had lived and died for him, and
for whom he, to the best of his power, had lived and died. His widow's
mourning was deep and gentle; she was more affected by the request of
the Committee of a Freethinking Club, established in the town by some of
the factory hands, (which he had striven against with might and main,
and nearly suppressed,) that some of their number might be allowed to
help bear the coffin, than by anything else. Two of them were chosen,
who with six other labouring men, his own fellow-workmen and friends,
bore him to his grave--a man who had fought the Lord's fight even unto
the death. The shops were closed and the factories shut that day in the
parish, yet no master stopped the day's wages; but for many a year
afterwards the townsfolk felt the want of that brave, hopeful, loving
parson, and his wife, who had lived to teach them mutual forbearance and
helpfulness, and had _almost_ at last given them a glimpse of what this
old world would be if people would live for God and each other, instead
of for themselves.
What has all this to do with our story? Well, my dear boys, let a fellow
go on his own way, or you won't get anything out of him worth having. I
must show you what sort of a man it was who had begotten and trained
little Arthur, or else you won't believe in him, which I am resolved you
shall do; and you won't see how he, the timid weak boy, had points in
him from which the bravest and strongest recoiled, and made his presence
and example felt from the first on all sides, unconsciously to himself,
and without the least attempt at proselytizing. The spirit of his father
was in him, and the Friend to whom his father had left him did not
neglect the trust.
After supper that night, and almost nightly for years afterwards, Tom
and Arthur, and by degrees East occasionally, and sometimes one,
sometimes another, of their friends, read a chapter of the Bible
together, and talked it over afterwards. Tom was at first utterly
astonished, and almost shocked, at the sort of way in which Arthur read
the book, and talked about the men and women whose lives were there
told. The first night they happened to fall on the chapters about the
famine in Egypt, and Arthur began talking about Joseph as if he were a
living statesman; just as he might have talked about Lord Grey and the
Reform Bill; only that they were much more living realities to him. The
book was to him, Tom saw, the most vivid and delightful history of real
people, who might do right or wrong, just like any one who was walking
about in Rugby--the Doctor, or the masters, or the sixth-form boys. But
the astonishment soon passed off, the scales seemed to drop from his
eyes, and the book became at once and for ever to him the great human
and divine book, and the men and women, whom he had looked upon as
something quite different from himself, became his friends and
counsellors.
For our purposes, however, the history of one night's reading will be
sufficient, which must be told here, now we are on the subject, though
it didn't happen till a year afterwards, and long after the events
recorded in the next chapter of our story.
Arthur, Tom, and East were together one night, and read the story of
Naaman coming to Elisha to be cured of his leprosy. When the chapter was
finished, Tom shut his Bible with a slap.
"I can't stand that fellow Naaman," said he, "after what he'd seen and
felt, going back and bowing himself down in the house of Rimmon, because
his effeminate scoundrel of a master did it. I wonder Elisha took the
trouble to heal him. How he must have despised him."
"Yes, there you go off as usual, with a shell on your head," struck in
East, who always took the opposite side to Tom; half from love of
argument, half from conviction. "How do you know he didn't think better
of it? how do you know his master was a scoundrel? His letter don't look
like it, and the book don't say so."
"I don't care," rejoined Tom; "why did Naaman talk about bowing down,
then, if he didn't mean to do it? He wasn't likely to get more in
earnest when he got back to court, and away from the prophet."
"Well but, Tom," said Arthur, "look what Elisha says to him, 'Go in
peace.' He wouldn't have said that if Naaman had been in the wrong."
"I don't see that that means more than saying, 'You're not the man I
took you for.'"
"No, no, that won't do at all," said East; "read the words fairly, and
take men as you find them. I like Naaman, and think he was a very fine
fellow."
"I don't," said Tom, positively.
"Well, I think East is right," said Arthur; "I can't see but what it's
right to do the best you can, though it mayn't be the best absolutely.
Every man isn't born to be a martyr."
"Of course, of course," said East; "but he's on one of his pet hobbies.
How often have I told you, Tom, that you must drive a nail where it'll
go."
"And how often have I told you," rejoined Tom, "that it'll always go
where you want, if you only stick to it and hit hard enough. I hate half
measures and compromises."
"Yes, he's a whole-hog man, is Tom. Must have the whole animal, hair and
teeth, claws and tail," laughed East. "Sooner have no bread any day than
half the loaf."
"I don't know," said Arthur, "it's rather puzzling; but ain't most right
things got by proper compromises, I mean where the principle isn't given
up?"
"That's just the point," said Tom; "I don't object to a compromise where
you don't give up your principle."
"Not you," said East, laughingly. "I know him of old, Arthur, and you'll
find him out some day. There isn't such a reasonable fellow in the
world, to hear him talk. He never wants anything but what's right and
fair; only when you come to settle what's right and fair, it's
everything that he wants, and nothing that you want. And that's his idea
of a compromise. Give me the Brown compromise when I'm on his side."
"Now, Harry," said Tom, "no more chaff--I'm serious. Look here--this is
what makes my blood tingle;" and he turned over the pages of his Bible
and read, "Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego answered and said to the
king, 'O Nebuchadnezzar, we are not careful to answer thee in this
matter. If it _be_ so, our God whom we serve is able to deliver us from
the burning fiery furnace, and He will deliver us out of thine hand, O
king. But _if not,_ be it known unto thee, O king, that we will _not_
serve thy gods, nor worship the golden image which thou hast set up.'"
He read the last verse twice, emphasizing the nots, and dwelling on them
as if they gave him actual pleasure, and were hard to part with.
They were silent a minute, and then Arthur said, "Yes, that's a glorious
story, but it don't prove your point, Tom, I think. There are times when
there is only one way, and that the highest, and then the men are found
to stand in the breach."
"There's always a highest way, and it's always the right one," said Tom.
"How many times has the Doctor told us that in his sermons in the last
year, I should like to know?"
"Well, you ain't going to convince us, is he, Arthur? No Brown
compromise to-night," said East, looking at his watch. "But it's past
eight, and we must go to first lesson. What a bore!"
So they took down their books and fell to work; but Arthur didn't
forget, and thought long and often over the conversation.
FOOTNOTE:
[D] A kind and wise critic, an old Rugboean, notes here in the margin:
The "small friend system was not so utterly bad from 1841-1847." Before
that, too, there were many noble friendships between big and little
boys, but I can't strike out the passage: many boys will know why it is
left in.
CHAPTER III.
ARTHUR MAKES A FRIEND.
"Let Nature be your teacher:
Sweet is the lore which Nature brings;
Our meddling intellect
Mis-shapes the beauteous forms of things.
We murder to dissect--
Enough of Science and of Art;
Close up those barren leaves:
Come forth, and bring with you a heart
That watches and receives."--WORDSWORTH.
ABOUT six weeks after the beginning of the half, as Tom and Arthur were
sitting one night before supper beginning their verses, Arthur suddenly
stopped, and looked up, and said, "Tom, do you know anything of Martin?"
"Yes," said Tom, taking his hand out of his back hair, and delighted to
throw his Gradus ad Parnassum on to the sofa; "I know him pretty well.
He's a very good fellow, but as mad as a hatter. He's called Madman, you
know. And never was such a fellow for getting all sorts of rum things
about him. He tamed two snakes last half, and used to carry them about
in his pocket, and I'll be bound he's got some hedgehogs and rats in his
cupboard now, and no one knows what besides."
"I should like very much to know him," said Arthur; "he was next to me
in the form to-day, and he'd lost his book and looked over mine, and he
seemed so kind and gentle, that I liked him very much."
"Ah, poor old Madman, he's always losing his books," said Tom, "and
getting called up and floored because he hasn't got them."
"I like him all the better," said Arthur.
"Well, he's great fun, I can tell you," said Tom, throwing himself back
on the sofa, and chuckling at the remembrance. "We had such a game with
him one day last half. He had been kicking up horrid stinks for some
time in his study, till I suppose some fellow told Mary, and she told
the Doctor. Anyhow, one day a little before dinner, when he came down
from the library, the Doctor, instead of going home, came striding into
the Hall. East and I and five or six other fellows were at the fire, and
preciously we stared, for he don't come in like that once a-year, unless
it is a wet day and there's a fight in the Hall. 'East,' says he, 'just
come and show me Martin's study.' 'Oh, here's a game,' whispered the
rest of us, and we all cut up-stairs after the Doctor, East leading. As
we got into the New Row, which was hardly wide enough to hold the Doctor
and his gown, click, click, click, we heard in the old Madman's den.
Then that stopped all of a sudden, and the bolts went to like fun: the
Madman knew East's step, and thought there was going to be a siege.
"'It's the Doctor, Martin. He's here and wants to see you,' sings out
East.
"Then the bolts went back slowly, and the door opened, and there was the
old Madman standing, looking precious scared; his jacket off, his
shirt-sleeves up to his elbows, and his long skinny arms all covered
with anchors and arrows and letters, tattooed in with gunpowder like a
sailor-boy's, and a stink fit to knock you down coming out. 'Twas all
the Doctor could do to stand his ground, and East and I, who were
looking in under his arms, held our noses tight. The old magpie was
standing on the window-sill, all his feathers drooping, and looking
disgusted and half-poisoned.
"'What can you be about, Martin?' says the Doctor; 'you really mustn't
go on in this way--you're a nuisance to the whole passage.'
"'Please, Sir, I was only mixing up this powder, there isn't any harm in
it;' and the Madman seized nervously on his pestle and mortar, to show
the Doctor the harmlessness of his pursuits, and went off pounding;
click, click, click; he hadn't given six clicks before, puff! up went
the whole into a great blaze, away went the pestle and mortar across the
study, and back we tumbled into the passage. The magpie fluttered down
into the court, swearing, and the Madman danced out, howling, with his
fingers in his mouth. The Doctor caught hold of him, and called to us to
fetch some water. 'There, you silly fellow,' said he, quite pleased
though to find he wasn't much hurt, 'you see you don't know the least
what you're doing with all these things; and now, mind, you must give up
practising chemistry by yourself.' Then he took hold of his arm and
looked at it, and I saw he had to bite his lip, and his eyes twinkled;
but he said, quite grave, 'Here, you see, you've been making all these
foolish marks on yourself, which you can never get out, and you'll be
very sorry for it in a year or two: now come down to the housekeeper's
room, and let us see if you are hurt.' And away went the two, and we all
stayed and had a regular turn-out of the den, till Martin came back with
his hand bandaged and turned us out. However, I'll go and see what he's
after, and tell him to come in after prayers to supper." And away went
Tom to find the boy in question, who dwelt in a little study by himself,
in New Row.
The aforesaid Martin, whom Arthur had taken such a fancy for, was one of
those unfortunates who were at that time of day (and are, I fear, still)
quite out of their places at a public school. If we knew how to use our
boys, Martin would have been seized upon and educated as a natural
philosopher. He had a passion for birds, beasts, and insects, and knew
more of them and their habits than any one in Rugby; except perhaps the
Doctor, who knew everything. He was also an experimental chemist on a
small scale, and had made unto himself an electric machine, from which
it was his greatest pleasure and glory to administer small shocks to any
small boys who were rash enough to venture into his study. And this was
by no means an adventure free from excitement; for, besides the
probability of a snake dropping on to your head or twining lovingly up
your leg, or a rat getting into your breeches-pocket in search of food,
there was the animal and chemical odour to be faced, which always hung
about the den, and the chance of being blown up in some of the many
experiments which Martin was always trying, with the most wondrous
results in the shape of explosions and smells that mortal boy ever heard
of. Of course, poor Martin, in consequence of his pursuits, had become
an Ishmaelite in the house. In the first place, he half-poisoned all his
neighbours, and they in turn were always on the look-out to pounce upon
any of his numerous live-stock, and drive him frantic by enticing his
pet old magpie out of his window into a neighbouring study, and making
the disreputable old bird drunk on toast soaked in beer and sugar. Then
Martin, for his sins, inhabited a study looking into a small court some
ten feet across, the window of which was completely commanded by those
of the studies opposite in the Sick-room Row, these latter being at a
slightly higher elevation. East, and another boy of an equally
tormenting and ingenious turn of mind, now lived exactly opposite, and
had expended huge pains and time in the preparation of instruments of
annoyance for the behoof of Martin and his live colony. One morning an
old basket made its appearance, suspended by a short cord outside
Martin's window, in which were deposited an amateur nest containing four
young hungry jackdaws, the pride and glory of Martin's life for the time
being, and which he was currently asserted to have hatched upon his own
person. Early in the morning, and late at night he was to be seen half
out of window, administering to the varied wants of his callow brood.
After deep cogitation, East and his chum had spliced a knife on to the
end of a fishing-rod; and having watched Martin out, had, after
half-an-hour's severe sawing, cut the string by which the basket was
suspended, and tumbled it on to the pavement below, with hideous
remonstrance from the occupants. Poor Martin, returning from his short
absence, collected the fragments and replaced his brood (except one
whose neck had been broken in the descent) in their old location,
suspending them this time by string and wire twisted together, defiant
of any sharp instrument which his persecutors could command. But, like
the Russian engineers at Sebastopol, East and his chum had an answer for
every move of the adversary; and the next day had mounted a gun in the
shape of a pea-shooter upon the ledge of their window, trained so as to
bear exactly upon the spot which Martin had to occupy while tending his
nurselings. The moment he began to feed, they began to shoot; in vain
did the enemy himself invest in a pea-shooter, and endeavour to answer
the fire while he fed the young birds with his other hand; his attention
was divided, and his shots flew wild, while every one of theirs told on
his face and hands, and drove him into howlings and imprecations. He had
been driven to ensconce the nest in a corner of his already too
well-filled den.
His door was barricaded by a set of ingenious bolts of his own
invention, for the sieges were frequent by the neighbours when any
unusually ambrosial odour spread itself from the den to the neighbouring
studies. The door panels were in a normal state of smash, but the frame
of the door resisted all besiegers, and behind it the owner carried on
his varied pursuits; much in the same state of mind, I should fancy, as
a Border-farmer lived in, in the days of the old mosstroopers, when his
hold might be summoned or his cattle carried off at any minute of night
or day.
"Open, Martin, old boy--it's only I, Tom Brown."
"Oh, very well, stop a moment." One bolt went back. "You're sure East
isn't there?"
"No, no, hang it, open." Tom gave a kick, the other bolt creaked, and he
entered the den.
Den indeed it was, about five feet six inches long by five wide, and
seven feet high. About six tattered school-books, and a few chemical
books, Taxidermy, Stanley on Birds, and an odd volume of Bewick, the
latter in much better preservation, occupied the top shelves. The other
shelves, where they had not been cut away and used by the owner for
other purposes, were fitted up for the abiding places of birds, beasts
and reptiles. There was no attempt at carpet or curtain. The table was
entirely occupied by the great work of Martin, the electric machine,
which was covered carefully with the remains of his table-cloth. The
jackdaw cage occupied one wall, and the other was adorned by a small
hatchet, a pair of climbing irons, and his tin candle-box, in which he
was for the time being endeavouring to raise a hopeful young family of
field-mice. As nothing should be let to lie useless, it was well that
the candle-box was thus occupied, for candles Martin never had. A pound
was issued to him weekly as, to the other boys, but as candles were
available capital, and easily exchangeable for birds'-eggs or young
birds, Martin's pound invariably found its way in a few hours to
Howlett's the bird-fancier's, in the Bilton Road, who would give a
hawk's or nightingale's egg or young linnet in exchange. Martin's
ingenuity was therefore for ever on the rack to supply himself with a
light; just now he had hit upon a grand invention, and the den was
lighted by a flaring cotton-wick issuing from a ginger-beer bottle full
of some doleful composition. When light altogether failed him, Martin
would loaf about by the fires in the passages or Hall, after the manner
of Diggs, and try to do his verses or learn his lines by the fire-light.
"Well, old boy, you haven't got any sweeter in the den this half. How
that stuff in the bottle stinks. Never mind, I ain't going to stop, but
you come up after prayers to our study; you know young Arthur; we've got
Gray's study. We'll have a good supper and talk about birds'-nesting."
Martin was evidently highly pleased at the invitation, and promised to
be up without fail.