PART TWO

Hawaii is the home of shanghaied men and women, and of the descendants

of shanghaied men and women. They never intended to be here at all. Very

rarely, since the first whites came, has one, with the deliberate plan

of coming to remain, remained. Somehow, the love of the Islands, like

the love of a woman, just happens. One cannot determine in advance to

love a particular woman, nor can one so determine to love Hawaii. One

sees, and one loves or does not love. With Hawaii it seems always to be

love at first sight. Those for whom the Islands were made, or who were

made for the Islands, are swept off their feet in the first moments of

meeting, embrace, and are embraced.

I remember a dear friend who resolved to come to Hawaii and make it his

home forever. He packed up his wife, all his belongings including his

garden hose and rake and hoe, said “Goodbye, proud California,” and

departed. Now he was a poet, with an eye and soul for beauty, and it was

only to be expected that he would lose his heart to Hawaii as Mark Twain

and Stevenson and Stoddard had before him. So he came, with his wife and

garden hose and rake and hoe. Heaven alone knows what preconceptions he

must have entertained. But the fact remains that he found naught of

beauty and charm and delight. His stay in Hawaii, brief as it was, was a

hideous nightmare. In no time he was back in California. To this day he

speaks with plaintive bitterness of his experience, although he never

mentions what became of his garden hose and rake and hoe. Surely the

soil could not have proved niggardly to him!

Otherwise was it with Mark Twain, who wrote of Hawaii long after his

visit: “No alien land in all the world has any deep, strong charm for me

but that one; no other land could so longingly and beseechingly haunt me

sleeping and waking, through half a lifetime, as that one has done.

Other things leave me, but it abides; other things change, but it

remains the same. For me its balmy airs are always blowing, its summer

seas flashing in the sun; the pulsing of its surf-beat is in my ears; I

can see its garlanded crags, its leaping cascades, its plumy palms

drowsing by the shore, its remote summits floating like islands above

the cloudrack; I can feel the spirit of its woodland solitudes; I can

hear the plash of its brooks; in my nostrils still lives the breath of

flowers that perished twenty years ago.”

One reads of the first Chief Justice under the Kamehamehas, that he was

on his way around the Horn to Oregon when he was persuaded to remain in

Hawaii. Truly, Hawaii is a woman beautiful and vastly more persuasive

and seductive than her sister sirens of the sea.

The sailor boy, Archibald Scott Cleghorn, had no intention of leaving

his ship; but he looked upon the Princess Likelike, the Princess

Likelike looked on him, and he remained to become the father of the

Princess Kaiulani and to dignify a place of honor through long years. He

was not the first sailor boy to leave his ship, nor the last. One of the

recent ones, whom I know well, arrived several years ago on a yacht in a

yacht race from the mainland. So brief was his permitted vacation from

his bank cashiership that he had planned to return by fast steamer. He

is still here. The outlook is that his children and his grand-children

after him will be here.

Another erstwhile bank cashier is Louis von Tempsky, the son of the last

British officer killed in the Maori War. His New Zealand bank gave him a

year’s vacation. The one place he wanted to see above all others was

California. He departed. His ship stopped at Hawaii. It was the same old

story. The ship sailed on without him. His New Zealand bank never saw

him again, and many years passed ere ever he saw California. But she had

no charms for him. And to-day, his sons and daughters about him, he

looks down on half a world and all of Maui from the rolling grasslands

of the Haleakala Ranch.

There were the Gays and Robinsons. Scotch pioneers over the world in the

good old days when families were large and patriarchial, they had

settled in New Zealand. After a time they decided to migrate to British

Columbia. Among their possessions was a full-rigged ship, of which one

of their sons was master. Like my poet friend from California, they

packed all their property on board. But in place of his garden hose and

rake and hoe, they took their plows and harrows and all their

agricultural machinery. Also, they took their horses and their cattle

and their sheep. When they arrived in British Columbia they would be in

shape to settle immediately, break the soil, and not miss a harvest. But

the ship, as was the custom in the sailing-ship days, stopped at Hawaii

for water and fruit and vegetables. The Gays and Robinsons are still

here, or, rather, their venerable children, and younger grandchildren

and great grandchildren; for Hawaii, like the Princess Likelike, put her

arms around them, and it was love at first sight. They took up land on

Kauai and Niihau, the ninety-seven square miles of the latter remaining

intact in their possession to this day.

I doubt that not even the missionaries, wind jamming around the Horn

from New England a century ago, had the remotest thought of living out

all their days in Hawaii. This is not the way of missionaries over the

world. They have always gone forth to far places with the resolve to

devote their lives to the glory of God and the redemption of the

heathen, but with the determination, at the end of it all, to return to

spend their declining years in their own country. But Hawaii can seduce

missionaries just as readily as she can seduce sailor boys and bank

cashiers, and this particular lot of missionaries was so enamored of her

charms that they did not return when old age came upon them. Their bones

lie here in the land they came to love better than their own; and they,

and their sons and daughters after them, have been, and are, powerful

forces in the development of Hawaii.

In missionary annals, such unanimous and eager adoption of a new land is

unique. Yet another thing, equally unique in missionary history, must be

noted in passing. Never did missionaries, the very first, go out to

rescue a heathen land from its idols, and on arrival find it already

rescued, self-rescued, while they were on the journey. In 1819, all

Hawaii was groaning under the harsh rule of the ancient idols, whose

mouthpieces were the priests and whose utterances were the frightfully

cruel and unjust taboos. In 1819, the first missionaries assembled in

Boston and sailed away on the long voyage around the Horn. In 1819, the

Hawaiians, of themselves, without counsel or suggestion, over-threw

their idols and abolished the taboos. In 1820, the missionaries

completed their long voyage and landed in Hawaii to find a country and a

people without gods and without religion, ready and ripe for

instruction.

But to return. Hawaii is the home of shanghaied men and women, who were

induced to remain, not by a blow with a club over the head or a doped

bottle of whisky, but by love. Hawaii and the Hawaiians are a land and a

people loving and lovable. By their language may ye know them, and in

what other land save this one is the commonest form of greeting, not

“Good day,” nor “How d’ye do,” but “Love?” That greeting is

_Aloha_—love, I love you, my love to you. Good day—what is it more

than an impersonal remark about the weather? How do you do—it is

personal in a merely casual interrogative sort of a way. But _Aloha_! It

is a positive affirmation of the warmth of one’s own heart-giving. My

love to you! I love you! Aloha!

Well, then, try to imagine a land that is as lovely and loving as such a

people. Hawaii is all of this. Not strictly tropical, but sub-tropical,

rather, in the heel of the Northeast Trades (which is a very wine of

wind), with altitudes rising from palm-fronded coral beaches to

snow-capped summits fourteen thousand feet in the air; there was never

so much climate gathered together in one place on earth. The custom of

the dwellers is as it was of old time, only better, namely: to have a

town house, a seaside house, and a mountain house. All three homes, by

automobile, can be within half an hour’s run of one another; yet, in

difference of climate and scenery, they are the equivalent of a house on

Fifth Avenue or the Riverside Drive, of an Adirondack camp, and of a

Florida winter bungalow, plus a twelve-months’ cycle of seasons crammed

into each and every day.

Let me try to make this clearer. The New York dweller must wait till

summer for the Adirondacks, till winter for the Florida beach. But in

Hawaii, say on the island of Oahu, the Honolulu dweller can decide each

day what climate and what season he desires to spend the day in. It is

his to pick and choose. Yes, and further: he may awake in his

Adirondacks, lunch and shop and go to the club in his city, spend his

afternoon and dine at his Palm Beach, and return to sleep in the shrewd

coolness of his Adirondack camp.

And what is true of Oahu, is true of all the other large islands of the

group. Climate and season are to be had for the picking and choosing,

with countless surprising variations thrown in for good measure. Suppose

one be an invalid, seeking an invalid’s climate. A night’s run from

Honolulu on a steamer will land him on the leeward coast of the big

Island of Hawaii. There, amongst the coffee on the slopes of Kona, a

thousand feet above Kailua and the wrinkled sea, he will find the

perfect invalid-climate. It is the land of the morning calm, the

afternoon shower, and the evening tranquility. Harsh winds never blow.

Once in a year or two a stiff wind of twenty-four to forty-eight hours

will blow from the south. This is the Kona wind. Otherwise there is no

wind, at least no air-draughts of sufficient force to be so dignified.

They are not even breezes. They are air-fans, alternating by day and by

night between the sea and the land. Under the sun, the land warms and

draws to it the mild sea air. In the night, the land radiating its heat

more quickly, the sea remains the warmer and draws to it the mountain

air faintly drenched with the perfume of flowers.

Such is the climate of Kona, where nobody ever dreams of looking at a

thermometer, where each afternoon there falls a refreshing spring

shower, and where neither frost nor sunstroke has ever been known. All

of which is made possible by the towering bulks of Mauna Kea and Mauna

Loa. Beyond them, on the windward slopes of the Big Island, along the

Hamakua Coast, the trade wind will as often as not be blustering at

forty miles an hour. Should an Oregon web-foot become homesick for the

habitual wet of his native clime, he will find easement and a soaking on

the windward coasts of Hawaii and Maui, from Hilo in the south with its

average annual rainfall of one hundred and fifty inches to the Nahiku

country to the north beyond Hana which has known a downpour of four

hundred and twenty inches in a single twelve-month. In the matter of

rain it is again pick and choose—from two hundred inches to twenty, or

five, or one. Nay, further, forty miles away from the Nahiku, on the

leeward slopes of the House of the Sun, which is the mightiest extinct

volcano in the world, rain may not fall once in a dozen years, cattle

live their lives without ever seeing a puddle and horses brought from

that region shy at running water or try to eat it with their teeth.

One can multiply the foregoing examples indefinitely, and to the

proposition that never was so much climate gathered together in one

place, can be added that never was so much landscape gathered together

in one place. The diversification is endless, from the lava shores of

South Puna to the barking sands of Kauai. On every island break-neck

mountain climbing abounds. One can shiver above timber-line on the

snow-caps of Mauna Kea or Mauna Loa, swelter under the banyan at sleepy

old Lahaina, swim in clear ocean water that effervesces like champagne

on ten thousand beaches, or sleep under blankets every night in the

upland pastures of the great cattle ranges and awaken each morning to

the song of sky-larks and the crisp, snappy air of spring. But never,

never, go where he will in Hawaii Nei, will he experience a hurricane, a

tornado, a blizzard, a fog, or ninety degrees in the shade. Such

discomforts are meteorologically impossible, so the meteorologists

affirm. When Hawaii was named the Paradise of the Pacific, it was

inadequately named. The rest of the Seven Seas and the islands in the

midst thereof should have been included along with the Pacific. “See

Naples and die”—they spell it differently here: _see Hawaii and live._

Nor is Hawaii niggardly toward the sportsman. Good hunting abounds. As I

write these lines on Puuwaawaa Ranch, from every side arises the

love-call of the quail, which are breaking up their coveys as the mating

proceeds. They are California quail, yet never in California have I seen

quail as thick as here. Yesterday I saw more doves—variously called

turtle doves and mourning doves—than I ever saw before in any single

day of my life. Day before yesterday I was out with the cowboys roping

wild pig in the pastures.

Of birds, in addition to quail and doves, in place and season may be

hunted wild duck, wild turkey, rice birds, Chinese and Japanese

pheasants, pea fowl, guinea fowl, wild chicken (which is a mongrel cross

of the indigenous _moa_ and the haole chicken), and, not least, the

delicious golden plover fat and recuperated after its long flight from

Alaska and the arctic shores. Then there are the spotted deer of

Molokai. Increasing from several introduced pair, they so flourished in

their new habitat that they threatened the pastures and forests, and

some years ago the government was compelled to employ professional

hunters to reduce their numbers. Of course there is pig-sticking, and

for real hunting few things can out-thrill the roping, after cowboy

fashion, of the wild bulls of the upper ranges. Also are there to be had

wild goats, wild sheep—yes, and wild dogs, running in packs and

dragging down calves and cows, that may even prove perilous to the

solitary hunter. And as for adventure and exploration, among many

things, one can tackle Rabbit Island, inaccessible to all but the most

intrepid and most fortunate, or seek for the secret and taboo burial

places of the ancient kings.

Indeed, Hawaii is a loving land. Just as it welcomed the spotted deer to

the near destruction of its forests, so has it welcomed many other

inimical aliens to its shores. In the United States, in greenhouses and

old fashioned gardens, grows a potted flowering shrub called lantana,

which originally came from South America; in India dwells a very noisy

and quarrelsome bird known as the mynah. Both were introduced into

Hawaii, the bird to feed upon the cutworm of a certain moth called

_spodoptera mauritia_; the flower to gladden with old associations the

heart of a flower-loving missionary. But the land loved the lantana.

From a small plant that grew in a pot with its small, velvet flowers of

richest tones of orange, yellow, and rose, the lantana took to itself

feet and walked out of the pot into the missionary’s garden. Here it

flourished and increased mightily in size and constitution. From over

the garden wall came the love-call of all Hawaii, and the lantana

responded to the call, climbed over the wall, and went a-roving and

a-loving in the wild woods.

And just as the lantana had taken to itself feet, by the seduction of

the seeds in its aromatic blue-black berries, it added to itself the

wings of the mynah, who distributed its seed over every island in the

group. Like the creatures Mr. Wells writes of who ate of the food of the

gods and became giants, so the lantana. From a delicate, hand-manicured,

potted plant of the greenhouse, it shot up into a tough and belligerent

swashbuckler from one to three fathoms tall, that marched in serried

ranks over the landscape, crushing beneath it and choking to death all

the sweet native grasses, shrubs, and flowers. In the lower forests it

became jungle. In the open it became jungle, only more so. It was

practically impenetrable to man. It filled and blotted out the pastures

by tens of thousands of acres. The cattlemen wailed and vainly fought

with it. It grew faster and spread faster than they could grub it out.

Like the invading whites who dispossessed the native Hawaiians of their

land, so did the lantana to the native vegetation. Nay, it did worse. It

threatened to dispossess the whites of the land they had won. And battle

royal was on. Unable to cope directly with it, the whites called in the

aid of the hosts of mercenaries. They sent out their agents to recruit

armies from the insect world and from the world of micro-organisms. Of

these doughty warriors let the name of but one, as a sample, be

given—_crenastobombycia lantenella_. Prominent among these recruits

were the lantana seed-fly, the lantana plume-moth, the lantana

butterfly, the lantana leaf-miner, the lantana leaf-bug, the lantana

gall-fly. Quite by accident the Maui blight or scale was enlisted.

Some of these predacious enemies of the lantana ate and sucked and

sapped. Others made incubators out of the stems, tunneled and undermined

the flower clusters, hatched maggots in the hearts of the seeds, or

coated the leaves with suffocating fungoid growths. Thus simultaneously

attacked in front and rear and flank, above and below, inside and out,

the all-conquering swashbuckler recoiled. To-day the battle is almost

over, and what remains of the lantana is putting up a sickly and losing

fight. Unfortunately, one of the mercenaries has mutinied. This is the

accidentally introduced Maui blight, which is now waging unholy war upon

garden flowers and ornamental plants, and against which some other army

of mercenaries must be turned.

Hawaii has been most generous in her hospitality, most promiscuous in

her loving. Her welcome has been impartial. To her warm heart she has

enfolded all manner of hurtful, stinging things, including some humans.

Mosquitos, centipedes and rats made the long voyages, landed, and have

flourished ever since. There was none of these here before the haole

came. So, also, were introduced measles, smallpox, and many similar germ

afflictions of man. The elder generations lived and loved and fought and

went down into the pit with their war weapons and flower garlands laid

under their heads, unvexed by whooping cough, and mumps, and influenza.

Some alien good, and much of alien ill, has Hawaii embraced and loved.

Yet to this day no snake, poisonous or otherwise, exists in her forests

and jungles; while the centipede is not deadly, its bite being scarcely

more discomforting than the sting of a bee or wasp. Some snakes did

arrive, once. A showman brought them for exhibition. In passing

quarantine they had to be fumigated. By some mischance they were all

suffocated, and it is whispered that the quarantine officials might have

more to say of that mischance than appeared in their official report.

And, oh, there is the mongoose. Originally introduced from India via

Jamaica to wage war on that earlier introduction, the rat, which was

destroying the sugar cane plantations, the mongoose multiplied beyond

all guestly bounds and followed the lantana into the plains and forests.

And in the plains and forests it has well nigh destroyed many of the

indigenous species of ground-nesting birds, made serious inroads on the

ground-nesting imported birds, and compelled all raisers of domestic

fowls to build mongoose-proof chicken yards. In the meantime the rats

have changed their nesting habits and taken to the trees. Some of the

pessimistic farmers even aver that, like the haole chickens which went

wild in the woods and crossed with the moa, the mongoose has climbed the

trees, made friends with and mated with the rats, and has produced a

permanent hybrid of omnivorous appetite that eats sugar cane, birds’

eggs, and farmyard chickens indiscriminately and voraciously. But

further deponent sayeth not.

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