CHAPTER VI

The homestead, standing half-way up the slope that rose from the

billabong, had, after all, little of that “down-at-heels, anything’ll-

do” appearance that Mac had so scathingly described. No one could call

it a “commodious station home,” and it was even patched up and shabby;

but, for all that, neat and cared for. An orderly little array of one-

roomed buildings, mostly built of sawn slabs, and ranged round a broad

oblong space with a precision that suggested the idea of a section of a

street cut out from some neat compact little village.

The cook’s quarters, kitchens, men’s quarters, store, meat-house, and

waggon-house, facing each other on either side of this oblong space,

formed a short avenue-the main thoroughfare of the homestead—the centre

of which was occupied by an immense wood-heap, the favourite gossiping

place of some of the old black fellows, while across the western end of

it, and looking down it, but a little aloof from the rest of the

buildings, stood the house, or, rather, as much of it as had been

rebuilt after the cyclone of 1897. As befitted their social positions

the forge and black boys’ “humpy” kept a respectful distance well round

the south-eastern corner of this thoroughfare; but, for some unknown

reason, the fowl-roosts had been erected over Sam Lee’s sleeping-

quarters. That comprised this tiny homestead of a million and a quarter

acres, with the Katherine Settlement a hundred miles to the north of it,

one neighbour ninety miles to the east, another, a hundred and five to

the south, and others about two hundred to the west.

Unfortunately, Mac’s description of the House had been only too correct.

With the exception of the one roughly finished room at its eastern end,

it was “mostly verandahs and promises.”

After the cyclone had wrecked the building, scattering timber and sheets

of iron in all directions, everything had lain exactly where it had

fallen for some weeks, at the mercy of the wind and weather. At the end

of those weeks a travelling Chinese carpenter arrived at the station

with such excellent common-sense ideas of what a bush homestead should

be, that he had been engaged to rebuild it.

His plans showed a wide-roofed building, built upon two-foot piles, with

two large centre rooms opening into each other and surrounded by a deep

verandah on every side; while two small rooms, a bathroom and an office,

were to nestle each under one of the eastern corners of this deep

twelve-foot verandah. Without a doubt excellent common-sense ideas; but,

unfortunately, much larger than the supply of timber. Rough-hewn posts

for the two-foot piles and verandah supports could be had for the

cutting, and therefore did not give out; but the man used joists and

uprights with such reckless extravagance, that by the time the skeleton

of the building was up, the completion of the contract was impossible.

With philosophical indifference, however, he finished one room

completely; left a second a mere outline of uprights and tye-beams;

apparently forgot all about the bathroom and office; covered the whole

roof, including verandahs, with corrugated iron; surveyed his work with

a certain amount of stolid satisfaction; then announcing that “wood bin

finissem,” applied for his cheque and departed; and from that day

nothing further has been done to the House, which stood before us

“mostly verandahs and promises.”

Although Mac’s description of the House had been apt, he had sadly

underrated the furniture. There were FOUR chairs, all “up” to my weight,

while two of them were up to the Maluka’s. The cane was all gone,

certainly, but had been replaced with green-hide seats (not green in

colour, of course, only green in experience, never having seen a tan-

pit). In addition to the chairs, the dining-table, the four-poster bed,

the wire mattress, and the looking glass, there was a solid deal side

table, made from the side of a packing-case, with four solid legs and a

solid shelf underneath, also a remarkably steady washstand that had no

ware of any description, and a remarkably unsteady chest of four

drawers, one of which refused to open, while the other three refused to

shut. Further, the dining-table was more than “fairly” steady, three of

the legs being perfectly sound, and it therefore only threatened to fall

over when leaned upon. And lastly, although most of the plates and all

the cups were enamel ware, there was almost a complete dinner service in

china. The teapot, however, was tin, and, as Mac said, as “big as a

house.”

As for the walls, not only were the “works of art” there, but they

themselves were uniquely dotted from ceiling to floor with the muddy

imprints of dogs’ feet—not left there by a Pegasus breed of winged dogs,

but made by the muddy feet of the station dogs, as they pattered over

the timber, when it lay awaiting the carpenter, and no one had seen any

necessity to remove them. Outside the verandahs, and all around the

house, was what was to be known later as the garden, a grassy stretch of

hillocky ground, well scratched and beaten down by dogs, goats, and

fowls; fenceless itself, being part of the grassy acres which were

themselves fenced round to form the homestead enclosures. Just inside

this enclosure, forming, in fact, the south-western barrier of it, stood

the “billabong,” then a spreading sheet of water; along its banks

flourished the vegetable garden; outside the enclosure, towards the

south-east, lay a grassy plain a mile across, and to the north-west were

the stock-yards and house paddock—a paddock of five square miles, and

the only fenced area on the run; while everywhere to the northwards, and

all through the paddock, were dotted “white-ant” hills, all shapes and

sizes, forming brick-red turrets among the green scrub and timber.

“Well!” Mac said, after we had completed a survey. “I said it wasn’t a

fit place for a woman, didn’t I?”

But the Head-stockman was in one of his argumentative moods. “Any place

is a fit place for a woman,” he said, “provided the woman is fitted for

the place. The right man in the right place, you know. Square people

shouldn’t try to get into round holes.”

“The woman’s SQUARE enough!” the Maluka interrupted; and Mac added, “And

so is the HOLE,” with a scornful emphasis on the word “hole.”

Dan chuckled, and surveyed the queer-looking building with new interest.

“It reminds me of a banyan tree with corrugated-iron foliage,” he said,

adding as he went into details, “In a dim light the finished room would

pass for the trunk of the tree and the uprights for the supports of the

branches.”

But the Maluka thought it looked more like a section of a mangrove

swamp, piles and all.

“It looks very like a house nearly finished,” I said severely; for,

because of the verandah and many promises, I was again hopeful for

something approaching that commodious station home. “A few able-bodied

men could finish the dining-room in a couple of clays, and make a

mansion of the rest of the building in a week or so.”

But the able-bodied men had a different tale to tell.

“Steady! Go slow, missus!” they cried. “It may look like a house very

nearly finished, but out-bush, we have to catch our hares before we cook

them.”

“WE begin at the very beginning of things in the Never-Never,” the

Maluka explained. “Timber grows in trees in these parts, and has to be

coaxed out with a saw.”

“It’s a bad habit it’s got into,” Dan chuckled; then pointing vaguely

towards the thickly wooded long Reach, that lay a mile to the south of

the homestead, beyond the grassy plain, he “supposed the dining-room was

down there just now, with the rest of the House.”

With fast-ebbing hopes I looked in dismay at the distant forest

undulating along the skyline, and the Maluka said sympathetically, “It’s

only too true, little un’.”

But Dan disapproved of spoken sympathy under trying circumstances. “It

keeps ’em from toeing the line” he believed; and fearing I was on the

point of showing the white feather he broke in with: “We’ll have to keep

her toeing the line, Boss,” and then pointed out that “things might be

worse.” “In some countries there are no trees to cut down,” he said.

“That’s the style,” he added, when I began to laugh in spite of my

disappointment, “We’ll soon get you educated up to it.”

But already the Sanguine Scot had found the bright side of the

situation, and reminded us that we were in the Land of Plenty of Time.

“There’s time enough for everything in the Never-Never,” he said.

“She’ll have many a pleasant ride along the Reach choosing trees for

timber. Catching the hare’s often the best part of the fun.”

Mac’s cheery optimism always carried all before it. Pleasant rides

through shady forest-ways seemed a fair recompense for a little delay;

and my spirits went up with a bound, to be dashed down again the next

moment by Dan.

“We haven’t got to the beginning of things yet,” he interrupted,

following up the line of thought the Maluka had at first suggested.

“Before any trees are cut down, we’ll have to dig a saw-pit and find a

pit-sawyer.” Dan was not a pessimist; he only liked to dig down to the

very root of things, besides objecting to sugar-coated pills as being a

hindrance to education.

But the Dandy had joined the group, and being practical, suggested

“trying to get hold of little Johnny,” declaring that “he would make

things hum in no time.”

Mac happened to know that Johnny was “inside” somewhere on a job, and it

was arranged that Dan should go in to the Katherine at once for nails

and “things,” and to see if the telegraph people could find out Johnny’s

whereabouts down the line, and send him along.

But preparations for a week’s journey take time, outbush, owing to that

necessity of beginning at the beginning of things. Fresh horses were

mustered, a mob of bullocks rounded up for a killer, swags and pack-bags

packed; and just as all was in readiness for the start, the Quiet

Stockman came in, bringing a small mob of colts with him.

“I’m leaving,” he announced in the Quarters; then, feeling some

explanation was necessary, added, “I WAS thinking of it before this

happened.” Strictly speaking, this may be true, although he omitted to

say that he had abandoned the idea for some little time.

No one was surprised, and no one thought of asking what had happened,

for Jack had always steered clear of women, as he termed it. Not that he

feared or disliked them, but because he considered that they had nothing

in common with men. “They’re such terrors for asking questions,” he said

once, when pressed for an opinion, adding as an afterthought, “They

never seem to learn much either,” in his own quiet way, summing up the

average woman’s conversation with a shy bushman: a long string of

purposeless questions, followed by inane remarks on the answers.

“I’m leaving!” Jack had said, and later met the Maluka unshaken in his

resolve. There was that in the Maluka, however, that Jack had not

calculated on a something that drew all men to him, and made Dan speak

of him in after-years as the “best boss ever I struck”; and although the

interview only lasted a few minutes, and the Maluka spoke only of the

work of the station, yet in those few minutes the Quiet Stockman changed

his mind, and the notice was never given.

“I’m staying on,” was all he said on returning to the Quarters; and

quick decisions being unusual with Jack, every one felt interested.

“Going to give her a chance?” Dan asked with a grin, and Jack looked

uncomfortable.

“I’ve only seen the boss,” he said.

Dan nodded with approval. “You’ve got some sense left, then,” he said,

“if you know a good boss when you see one.”

Jack agreed in monosyllables; but when Dan settled down to argue out the

advantages of having a woman about the place, he looked doubtful; but

having nothing to say on the subject, said nothing; and when Dan left

for the Katherine next morning he was still unconvinced.

Dan set out for the north track soon after sun-up, assuring us that he’d

get hold of Johnny somehow; and before sun-down a traveller crossed the

Creek below the billabong at the south track, and turned into the

homestead enclosure.

We were vaguely chatting on all and sundry matters, as we sat under the

verandah that faced the billabong, when the traveller came into sight.

“Horse traveller!” Mac said, lazily shading his eyes, and then sprang to

his feet with a yell. “Talk of luck!” he shouted. “You’ll do, missus!

Here’s Johnny himself.”

It was Johnny, sure enough; but Johnny had a cheque in his pocket, and

was yearning to see the “chaps at the Katherine”; and, after a good look

through the House and store, decided that he really would have to go in

to the Settlement for—tools and “things.”

“I’ll be back in a week, missus,” he said next morning, as he gathered

his reins together before mounting, “and then we shan’t be long. Three

days in and three out, you know, bar accidents, and a day’s spell at the

Katherine,” he explained glibly. But the “chaps at the Katherine” proved

too entertaining for Johnny, and a fortnight passed before we saw him

again.

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