CHAPTER 10.

Mrs. Pratt was racked by indecision. She was faced by a stupendous

problem. She could not determine whether to invite the young girls who

had so frankly snubbed “Mod” to drive home in her limousine, or whether

to honour herself by cringing before a group of elderly notables. She

had not possessed a motor long enough to understand that people to whom

driving would be a boon, do not expect to be invited, and that only

those who own cars, themselves, or are perfectly able to hire taxis,

should be asked to enjoy the convenience of a motor.

So she made the mistake of offering to drop Miss Lily Tyrrell at her

remote apartment, and prodded Maude into urging the Carmichael sisters

to be driven home.

“We could easily take a couple more,” she announced from the doorway,

rather as a barker tries to fill up his sight-seeing car. “No trouble at

all!” But as couples were slow in stepping forward, she strode off with

the persons already captured.

There was silence for a space after Mrs. Pratt had telephoned directions

to her chauffeur. A sensitive stranger would have suspected that each

member of the party was waiting for the other to throw the first stone.

But such was not precisely the case. The unpleasant _timbre_ in the

atmosphere was due to the fact that between each individual there

existed a definite sense of animosity which was clothed with the

filmiest cloak. Each seemed to be waiting an opportunity to step into

the open and club the others into sensibility of her own importance.

Mrs. Pratt looked at the ears of her chauffeur. Miss Tyrrell turned her

head towards the window and thanked Heaven she would soon be able to

take off her shoes. The Carmichaels maintained a series of signals by

kicking one another beneath the lap robes, and Maude stared into her

folded hands, wondering vaguely why people were born at all. Chickens

and dogs and cats seemed so much more worth while.

“Where do _you_ live?” asked Miss Tyrrell, with just the proper shade of

patronage. She wished to make very clear to the Carmichael sisters that

there existed no intimacy between Mrs. Pratt and herself.

The former plunged into a minute description of the improvements she had

effected in the Tillington place, and warned Miss Tyrrell that she would

scarcely recognise it, now.

“I suppose in its day, it was considered all right,” she said, “but it

was quite impossible when I took it over. You must see it . . . Of

course, you _will_! With a husband in Parliament, I shall have to do a

lot of entertaining. Do you like to dance?” she asked Mona, suddenly.

“I adore it,” returned the girl, with elaborate indifference. “You

don’t, do you?” she demanded of Maude.

“Oh, yes, I love dancing.”

“Really? I never see you, anywhere.”

“Mod is just home from school,” said Mrs. Pratt. “I don’t believe in a

girl carrying all her brains in her feet. She went out rather more than

was good for her in Montreal . . . not being vurry strong. That’s why I

can’t let her go to the University, as she wants.”

“What a pity,” murmured the sisters, in a tone that made Miss Tyrrell

bite her lips to keep from laughing.

The moment they were alone, Mrs. Pratt wheeled upon her daughter.

“Whatever will I do with you, Mod?” she scolded. “Aren’t you ever going

to learn to say anything for yourself?”

“I don’t like those girls,” muttered Mod.

“I should hope not! But is that any reason why you shouldn’t make

friends with them?”

“I don’t want to have friends that I don’t like.”

Mrs. Pratt was struck speechless by such philosophy. It had never

occurred to her that anyone could hold views at variance with her own,

least of all, her daughter. She found herself at a loss for an argument,

a retort, indeed. The girl might just as well have said she didn’t like

having two hands.

“But everybody has!” exclaimed Mrs. Pratt. “There’s no getting around

it! Look at your father . . . look at me!”

Maude looked.

“You don’t suppose I went to that Dilling imbecile’s tea because I

_liked_ her—or any of the people there, for the matter of that—do

you?”

“Then why did you go?” asked Maude, sullenly.

“Why—why—how absurd you are! I went, and you will have to go because

other people do—because it’s the way of Society, because, whether you

like it or not, it’s THE THING!”

They found Mr. Rufus Sullivan enjoying the fruits of the cellar when

they reached home.

“Blame Gus, not me!” he cried. “Heaven knows I’ve tried to take myself

off half a dozen times. Is this your girl?”

“Yep,” answered Pratt, his harsh voice softening. “This is our baby.”

“Too big for me to kiss, I suppose,” said Sullivan, secretly

congratulating himself that this was so. Maude bore a striking

resemblance to her mother.

Mrs. Pratt acknowledged this witticism with a dry cackle, and invited

the Hon. Member to stay and take _pot-pourri_ with them. She slurred

over the words cautiously, never quite certain as to the correct

application of the phrase. Some people, she knew, said pot luck, but

this had, to her way of thinking, a vulgar sound.

“That’s the stuff,” cried Gus. “We can go back to the House together

after a bite of supper.”

“Dinner,” corrected his wife, coldly. “You’re quite all right as you

are, Mr. Sullivan. None of us will dress.”

“I should hope not,” breathed the irrepressible Pratt, and drained his

glass with a smack. “Sullivan’s no party.”

As it had been this gentleman’s intention to stay and talk with Mrs.

Pratt, he demurred politely, calling himself an inconsiderate nuisance

and other equally applicable terms. But in the end he allowed himself to

be persuaded, and settled down to accomplish the object of his coming.

“It’s a great pleasure to meet a woman with so keen a sense for

politics,” he remarked, speaking to Pratt but indicating his wife. Mr.

Sullivan was one of the few men who could eat and talk at the same time,

without seeming to give undue preference to either operation. “Our

Canadian women take shockingly little interest in the life of the

country.”

“Don’t blame ’em,” mumbled Pratt, struggling with a very hot potato.

“Augustus!” Between telegraphing reproach to her husband, and directing

the maid in what she conceived to be the correct serving of a meal, Mrs.

Pratt’s heavy eyebrows attained a bewildering flexibility. “He pretends

not to take his position seriously, but leave him to me, Mr. Sullivan,

leave him to me!”

“With confidence, Madam,” returned the Hon. Member, gallantly. “Would

that I had half so much in the other women of the Party. Is it not

curious,” he went on, “that a politician’s wife rarely appreciates the

extent of her influence in shaping her husband’s career? The parson’s

lady identifies herself with his interests; the doctor’s wife realises

that she can attract or repel patients; and only the other day, the wife

of a small-town banker confided to me that she never misses an

opportunity for doing a stroke of business on her husband’s behalf. As a

matter of fact, I understand that she was largely responsible for the

rival institution closing its doors, and leaving the field. Yet, a

politician’s wife as a rule, seems to take pride in holding herself

aloof from politics.”

“Dirty business for a woman,” commented Pratt, stroking Maude’s hand

underneath the table.

“Not a whit dirtier than Society, my dear fellow, and there she likes to

wallow. Am I not right, Mrs. Pratt? As a woman of the world, I feel sure

you will agree with me.”

Mrs. Pratt, who desired above all else to be a woman of the world,

agreed with him, darkly. In this coalition, they seemed to form a vague

but tacit compact from which the recently-elected Member for Ottawa was

excluded.

“What, in your opinion, is the vurry best way for a woman to help her

husband, politically?” she enquired, as they rose from the table.

Sullivan managed to assume an arch expression as he pressed her arm, and

answered,

“How can you ask such a question of a mere man?”

“I can ask anything of anybody when there’s something I want to find

out,” was the blunt retort. “Gus—Augustus—has _got_ to make good.”

“He will! We have the utmost faith in him . . . and may I add, in you.

You’ll be a tower of strength to Gus, Mrs. Pratt, with your keen sense

for politics. Only the other evening, I was making this statement to my

little friend, Mrs. Dilling.”

“Mrs. Dilling?”

“Yes. Wife of the Member for Pinto Plains. You should know her, Mrs.

Pratt. A creature of rare beauty and charm.”

Mrs. Pratt confessed to a slight acquaintance in a tone calculated to

chill her guest’s enthusiasm. “She gave a big tea, this afternoon. Mod

and I were there.”

“Really? I am glad to hear it. You two ought to be great friends—with

interests that are so nearly identical.” As Mrs. Pratt said nothing, the

Hon. Member continued—somewhat more easily, noting that his host and

Maude had left the room—“I’m so fond of her . . . almost _too_ fond,

I’m afraid! She’s a wonderful little woman, Mrs. Pratt—and I’ve known a

good many in my day. Do you realise that Marjorie could simply _make_

her husband, if she had a tithe of your political sense . . . if she

only knew how!”

“You surprise me,” said Mrs. Pratt, and in her tone the Hon. Member was

gratified to detect the ring of truth.

“Well, it’s a fact. Dilling’s a marvel, my dear lady. Even the

Opposition concede him the respect due a powerful antagonist.”

“He’s not a bad speaker,” admitted Mrs. Pratt.

“There isn’t a man in the House who can touch him! Now, is there?”

Mrs. Pratt hedged by suggesting that the country looked for something

more than forensic eloquence.

“A profound remark!” Mr. Sullivan could not restrain his admiration. He

beamed and stroked his knees, deriving from the performance, apparently,

much satisfaction. “Trust you to dig right down to the root of the

matter! Not that he hasn’t principles, dear lady, and also the courage

necessary to express them. We mustn’t overlook that. Moreover, it’s

almost impossible to defeat him in argument . . . Such disconcerting

agility of mind, you know. He lets the other fellow expend himself in an

offensive, and then, without apparent effort, stabs and thrusts until

his opponents fall in regular—er—regular—”

“Windrows,” suggested Mrs. Pratt, whose unacknowledged relatives were

honest farming people.

“Windrows, a capital comparison! They fall in regular windrows before

him. Why, he can prove that black is white any day in the week.”

“Men are fools!” was the lady’s oracular remark.

“Unfortunately for them . . . us, I really ought to say. I, myself, have

felt the force of that young man’s power, and I’ve been absolutely putty

in his hands.”

Mrs. Pratt drew her lips into a thin, straight line, and forbore to

comment on this weakness.

“The trouble is—as, of course, you are aware—he has been trained in a

bad school, and it may take some time to undo the effect of early

education. Then, naturally, he’s only human and the wine of success is a

heady beverage. He’s somewhat determined—”

“Mule-ish,” amended Mrs. Pratt.

“No, no, I protest,” cried the Hon. Member, playfully. “You must not be

too hard on the fellow. All he needs is a little guidance—perhaps even

a shade more definite opposition. For example, this elevator and freight

idea of his . . .”

“G’aranteed to plunge the whole country into roon,” interrupted Mrs.

Pratt, whose investments were centred strictly to the East.

“I anticipated you would take the view of the better minds,” returned

Mr. Sullivan, perceiving that the time had come for him to discard the

subtler implements of finesse, and employ the rough, but honest trowel.

“But when all’s said and done, it may be better to support a man with

whose policies we are not in accord than to split into groups, and

eventually be forced from our seats into the benches on the opposite

side of the house.”

Mrs. Pratt watched her guest with unmistakable bewilderment in her hard

blue eyes.

“I see that you agree with me,” he went on, “and you are probably

wondering, just as I am, how soon the need will come for us to prove our

Party loyalty. It can’t be far away, dear lady. I have ten dollars in my

pocket that says there’ll be a Cabinet vacancy before the spring.”

“And Dilling will get the portfolio!” barked Mrs. Pratt, thrown

completely off her guard.

“What a head you have!” cried Sullivan. “I’ll wager there aren’t a dozen

men who have suspected it! But he needs support . . . he must have it.

We must stand solidly behind him, for no matter how divergent may be our

views upon this question of western freight, we’ve got to train up a

man—a good strong fellow—who will sweep the country and be able to

step into the shoes of the Prime Minister, some day!”

“Prime Minister!” gasped Mrs. Pratt, and fell to preening herself in

order that she might hide the trembling of her hands.

She hated the Dillings—Raymond for his reputed genius, the clear, cold

brilliance that would not be eclipsed, and Marjorie for her childish

friendliness and ingratiating ways. The meek might inherit the Kingdom

of Heaven without provoking her envy, but that they should also inherit

the earth was a contingency that aroused her cold fury.

She saw them sought after, deferred to, taking precedence over everyone

save the representative of the King! Her thoughts fell into narrower

channels and she pictured Marjorie opening bazaars, lending her

patronage to this or that gathering of Society’s choicest blossoms,

arriving at the state where she would be unstirred by invitations to

Government House!

Under the turquoise velvet, her bosom rose and fell, heavily. At the

moment she hated her husband no less fiercely than she hated the man

whom she chose to consider his rival. What could Augustus carve in the

way of a career? How could he ever hope to triumph over this aggressive

man from the West? Where would she be when Marjorie Dilling had become

the wife of Canada’s young Prime Minister?

The suave voice of Rufus Sullivan fashioned itself into words. The first

ones she failed to catch, but the last pierced her like the point of a

white-hot rapier.

“. . . and then, naturally, a title. And how graciously she will wear

it, eh?”

A title . . . Mrs. Pratt felt suffocated. A portfolio was bad enough;

the Premiership was a possibility that she could not consider without a

cataclysm of emotion, but a title . . . the pinnacle of human desire,

the social and political apogee . . .

Sir Raymond and Lady Dilling . . . Lady Dilling . . .

She rose abruptly and strode to the door. Pratt avoided a collision with

difficulty. He was just coming in.

“No more time for philandering,” he cried, with vulgar geniality. “On to

Pretoria! Nelson expects every man to do his duty!”

Mrs. Pratt watched their departure with contradictory sensations. The

Hon. Member for Morroway was not the man to spoil a good impression by

an inartistic exit. He made a graceful adieu, managing to convey the

idea that, although now and again he might be the bearer of news that

was disturbing, on the whole he was a man who could be mulct by a woman

of astuteness, of the most intimate and useful information.

* * * * *

Augustus Pratt, M.P., arrived home on the stroke of midnight to find his

wife and daughter in the midst of a litter of stationery, calling lists,

telephone and Blue Books.

“What’s up now?” he demanded, picking his way across the floor as one

hops over a brook by means of stepping stones.

“Look at that,” cried his wife, and pointed to the evening paper.

Pratt gave his attention to the item indicated. It headed the Personal

column, and read,

“The following ladies and gentlemen had the honour of dining at

Government House last evening . . . and Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Dilling.”

“Well,” he yawned, “there’s nothing very startling about that! I don’t

see the answer.”

“No! Naturally you wouldn’t!” Mrs. Pratt pounded a stamp on an envelope.

The M.P. turned to his daughter. “Tell her old dad what it means, little

Maudie.”

“Mother’s giving a big dinner party, on the seventeenth.”

“Oh, my God!” sighed Augustus. Then, “I’ve got to go to Montreal on that

date, Minnie—honest, I have!”

“You dare! And listen, Gus, while I think of it; if I ever hear that

you’ve given one atom of support to that Dilling, I’ll have my trunks

packed and the house closed, before you can get home! Now, don’t

forget!”

“Dear, dear!” Pratt assumed an air of panic. “What’s the poor beggar

been up to now?”

“He’s up to getting himself into the Cabinet, if men like you don’t want

the job, yourselves—that’s what he’s up to. And once in the Cabinet,

you know where he’ll land next.”

“Where?”

“In the Prime Minister’s seat,” returned Mrs. Pratt, sourly.

“In the Senate, you mean,” laughed Augustus, and pinched Maude’s ear.

“Your idea of jokes is sickening,” Mrs. Pratt declared. “Sometimes I

wonder why I bother with you. Now, Mod, read out the names on those

envelopes down there!”

Dutifully, Maude complied . . . “Mr. and Mrs. Chesley . . .”

“Like enough they won’t come,” interrupted her mother. “We’ve never

called.”

“. . . Mr. and Mrs. Long! Mr. and Mrs. Robert Hudson . . .”

“There’s another hateful snob. This afternoon I could have strangled

her!”

“Mr. and Mrs. Herbert Truman . . .”

“They say she only goes to Government House,” mused Mrs. Pratt.

“However, I took a chance. It only cost two cents—and you never know.”

“You bet you’ll never know,” said the Member. “Minnie, you’re plain

crazy asking all these swells that you don’t even know when you see ’em!

Why don’t we have any _real_ friends, nowadays?”

Mrs. Pratt answered with a baleful glance that was more eloquent than

words. Then, assured that there would be no further interference from

her husband, directed Maude to finish her work.

“. . . Sir Eric and Lady Denby . . .”

“They ought to come, anyhow,” she groaned, hopefully, “seeing it’s the

Party. The Fanshawes, the Howarths, Sullivan and Azalea Deane . . .

she’s sure to come . . . that makes twenty-nine. There’s one more

envelope, Mod!”

“Mr. and Mrs. Raymond Dilling,” read the girl.

“Dilling?” echoed her father.

“Of course, Augustus. Don’t gape at me in that way!”

“But you just told me—I thought you had your knife into the Dillings.”

“So I have, you fool!”

“Then why the hell do you ask them to your party?”

Mrs. Pratt so forgot herself as to stamp her foot. “Can’t you see,” she

cried, “that they’re getting on?”

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