(_Special Report by Dumb-Crambo Junior._)
[Illustration: CORNER]
[Illustration: FLYING MAN]
[Illustration: POST AND BACK UP POST]
[Illustration: LONG BEHIND AND SHORT BEHIND]
[Illustration: OLD EAT-ONIONS]
[Illustration: THE USUAL BULLY]
[Illustration: AFTER THE KICK-OFF JAMES EFFECTED A FINE RUN,]
[Illustration: WHICH HE FINISHED UP BY SENDING THE BALL JUST OVER THE
CROSS BAR]
[Illustration: CHANGE WAS ANNOUNCED]
[Illustration: A SCRIM-AGE]
[Illustration: TIME WAS THEN CALLED]
[Illustration: THEY MADE ONE ROUGE]
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[Illustration: How the goal-keeper appears to the opposing forward, who
is about to shoot.]
[Illustration: And how the goal-keeper _feels_ when the opposing forward
is about to shoot.]
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