_Tommy_ (_reading daily paper_). What's a centenarian, Bill?
_Bill_ (_promptly_). A cricketer, of course, who makes a hundred runs.
_Tommy._ You don't say so. _I_ thought he was called a centurion.
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A well-known cricketer was expecting an interesting family event.
Suddenly the nurse rushed into his smoking-room. "Well, nurse?" he said,
"what is it?" "Two fine byes," announced the nurse.
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