_By Dumb-Crambo, off his own bat._
[Illustration: STUMPED]
[Illustration: CAUGHT OUT]
[Illustration: RUN OUT]
[Illustration: DRAWING THE STUMPS]
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AT THE GENTLEMEN V. PLAYERS RETURN MATCH.--_New Yorker._ Say, can I get
a square meal here?
_Waiter_ (_with dignity_). This, sir, is the Oval 2_s._ 6_d._ Luncheon.
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