_By Dumb-Crambo Junior._
[Illustration: WINNING THE TOSS]
[Illustration: FOLLOWING ON, AND OPENING WITH A WIDE]
[Illustration: EXCELLENT FIELDING]
[Illustration: LONG STOP]
[Illustration: BOWLING HIS OFF STUMP]
[Illustration: CAUGHT AT THE WICKET]
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[Illustration: PRECEDENCE AT BATTERSEA
"Garn! The treasurer goes in before the bloomin' seckertary!"]
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