_Q._ Where ought ducks' eggs to be most readily found? _A._ At the Oval.
[_Bail estreated._
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[Illustration: _Hairdresser_ (_about to part customer`s hair_). "Centre,
sir?"
_Flannelled fool_ (_rather an absent-minded beggar_). "Oh--er--_middle
an' 'eg_!"]
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