SOUSA’S LITTLE JOKE

Lieut. John Philip Sousa, who is organizing military bands for the

navy, was talking to a correspondent about the submarine danger.

“A friend of mine, a cornet virtuoso,” he said, “was submarined in the

Mediterranean. The English paper that reported the affair worded it

thus:

“‘The famous cornetist, Mr. Hornblower, though submarined by the

Germans in the Mediterranean, was able to appear at Marseilles the

following evening in four pieces.’”

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