FRANCO-YANKO ROMANCES

THE story is told of a British “Tommy” who could not make up his mind

whether to acquire a farm or a village store, by marriage, “somewhere

in France.” He could have either, but not both. Dispatches say that the

banns have already been read for some of our “Sammies,” and when the

war is over France will have some sturdy Yankee citizens. Difference of

language seems to form no bar; in fact, the kindly efforts of each to

learn the language of the other acts as an aid. It must be said that

the British, so far, have rather the best of it. They have beaten the

Yankees to the altar of Hymen, but they had the field to themselves for

some time. By the end of the war the Americans may have caught up, for

love and war have always walked hand in hand with Uncle Sam’s boys.

Nevertheless the British have a big start, for Judson C. Welliver,

writing to the New York _Sun_ from Paris, says that in Calais hundreds

of young English mechanics have married French girls. The writer tells

of being accosted by a young man from “the States” at the corner of the

Avenue de l’Opéra and “one of those funny little crooked streets that

run into it.” Breezily the American introduced himself and said:

“Say, do you happen to know a little caffy right around here called

the—the—blame it, I can’t even remember what that sign looked like it

was trying to spell.”

I admitted that the description was a trifle too vague to fit into my

geographic scheme of Paris.

“Because,” he went on, “there’s a girl there that talks United States,

and she’s been waiting on me lately. I get all the best of everything

there and don’t eat anywhere else. But this morning I took a walk and

coming from a new direction I can’t locate the place. I promised her

I’d be in for breakfast this morning.”

“Something nifty?” I ventured, being willing to encourage that line of

conversation. Whereat he plainly bridled:

“She’s a nice girl,” he said; “family were real people before the war.

Learned to talk United States in England; went to school there awhile.

Why, she wouldn’t let me walk home with her last night, but said maybe

she would tonight.”

There isn’t anybody quite so adaptable as the young Frenchwoman.

Only in the last few months has Paris seen any considerable number

of English-speaking soldiers, because earlier in the war the British

military authorities kept their men pretty religiously away from the

alleged “temptations” of the gay capital. Later they discovered that

Paris was rather a better place than London for the men to go.

So the French girls, in shops and cafés, have been learning English

recently at an astounding rate. They began the study because of the

English invasion; they have continued it with increased zeal because

since the Americans have been coming it has been profitable.

To be able to say “Atta boy!” in prompt and sympathetic response to

“Ham and eggs” is worth 50 centimes at the lowest. The capacity to

manage a little casual conversation and give a direction on the street

is certain to draw a franc.

Besides, there aren’t going to be so many men left, after the war, in

France!

Mademoiselle, figuring that there are a couple of million Britishers in

the country and a million or maybe two of Americans coming, has her own

views about the prospect that the next generation Frenchwomen may be

old maids.

In Calais there is a big industrial establishment to which the British

military authorities have brought great numbers of skilled mechanics

to make repairs to machinery, reconstruct the outworn war-gear, tinker

obstreperous motor-vehicles, and, in short, keep the whole machinery

and construction side of the war going. Most of the mechanics who were

sent there were young men.

Calais testifies to the ability of the Frenchwomen to make the most

of their attractions. English officers tell me that hundreds of young

Englishmen settled in Calais “for the duration” have married French

girls and settled into homes. They intend, in a large proportion of

cases, to remain there, too.

The same thing is going on in Boulogne, which is to all intents and

purposes nowadays as much an English as a French port. Everywhere

English is spoken and by nobody is it learned so quickly as by the

young women.

Frenchwomen have always had the reputation of making themselves

agreeable to visiting men, but one is quite astonished to learn the

number of Englishmen who married Frenchwomen even before the war. The

balance is a little imperfect, for the records show that there are not

nearly as many Frenchmen marrying English girls. But, says the writer

in the _Sun_, a new generation of girls of marriageable age has arrived

with the war, and:

Not only in the military, industrial, and naval base towns are the

British marrying these Frenchwomen, but even in the country nearer the

front. There are incipient romances afoot behind every mile of the

trench-line.

Two related changes in French life are coming with the war which make

these international marriages easier. Both relate to the _dot_ [dowry]

system. On the one side there are many French girls who have lost their

_dots_ and have small prospect of reacquiring the marriage portion. To

live in these strenuous times is about all they can hope for. For these

the free-handed Americans, Canadians, and Australians look like good

prospects for a well-to-do marriage.

Even the British Tommy, though he enjoys no such income as the

Americans and colonials, is nevertheless quite likely to have a bit

of private income from the folks “back in Blighty” to supplement

the meager pay he draws. The portionless French maid sees in these

prosperous young men who have come to fight for her country not only

the saviors of the nation, but a possibility of emancipation from the

_dot_ system that has broken down in these times.

On the other side, there are more than a few young women in France who

must be rated “good catches” to-day, though their _dots_ would have

been unimportant before the war. A girl who has inherited the little

property of her family, because father and brothers all lie beneath the

white crosses along the Marne, not infrequently finds herself possessed

of a little fortune she could never have expected under other

conditions. Many of these, likewise, bereft of sweethearts as well

as relatives, have been married to English and colonial soldiers or

workmen; and pretty soon we will be learning that their partiality for

America—for there is such a partiality, and it is a decided one—will be

responsible for many alliances in that direction.

How it will all work out in the end is only to be guessed at as yet.

The British officers who have been observing these Anglo-French

romances for a long time assert that the British Tommy who weds a

Frenchwoman is quite likely to settle in France; particularly if his

bride brings him a village house or a few hectares of land in the

country.

On the other hand, the colonials insist on taking their French brides

back to New Zealand or Canada, or wherever it may be—India, Shanghai,

somewhere in Africa—no matter, the colonial is a colonial forever; he

has no idea of going back to the cramped conditions of England. He

likes the motherland, all right, is willing to fight for it, but wants

room to swing a bull by the tail, and that isn’t to be had in England,

he assures you.

Probably the Americans will be like the colonials; those who find

French wives will take them home after the war. That a good many of

them will marry French wives can hardly be doubted.

Yes, the French girls like the American boys. But there is another

scene. It is that of the country billet, which varies from a château

to a cellar, the ideal one—from the point of view of a billeting

officer—being a bed for every officer, and nice clean straw for the

men. Get this picture of “Our Village, Somewhere in France,” back of

the line, as drawn by Sterling Hielig in the Los Angeles _Times:_

A French valley full of empty villages, close to the fighting line. No

city of tents. No mass of shack constructions. The village streets are

empty. Geese and ducks waddle to the pond in Main Street.

It is 4 o’clock a. m.

Bugle!

Up and down the valley, in the empty villages, there is a

moving-picture transformation. The streets are alive with American

soldiers—tumbling out of village dwelling-houses!

Every house is full of boarders. Every village family has given,

joyfully, one, two, three of its best rooms for the cot beds of the

Americans! Barns and wagon-houses are transformed to dormitories. They

are learning French. They are adopted by the family. Sammy’s in the

kitchen with the mother and the daughter.

Bugle!

They are piling down the main street to their own American

breakfast—cooked in the open, eaten in the open, this fine weather.

In front of houses are canvas reservoirs of filtered drinking-water.

The duck pond in Main street is being lined with cement. The streets

are swept every morning. There are flowers. The village was always

picturesque. Now it is beautiful.

Chaplains’ clubs are set up in empty houses. The only large tent

is that of the Y. M. C. A.; and it is _camouflaged_ against enemy

observers by being painted in streaked gray-green-brown, to melt into

the colors of the hill against which it is backed up, practically

invisible. Its “canteen on wheels” is loaded with towels, soap,

razors, chocolate, crackers, games, newspapers, novels, and tobacco.

At cross-roads, little flat Y. M. C. A. tents (painted grass and

earth color) serve as stations for swift autos carrying packages and

comforts. In them are found coffee, tea, and chocolate, ink, pens,

letter-paper, and envelopes; and a big sign reminds Sammy that “You

Promised Your Mother a Letter, Write It Today!”

All decent and in order. Otherwise the men could never have gone

through the strenuous coaching for the front so quickly and well.

In “Our Village,” not a duck or goose or chicken has failed to respond

to the roll call in the past forty days—which is more than can be said

of a French company billet, or many a British.

Fruit hung red and yellow in the orchards till the gathering. I don’t

say the families had as many bushels as a “good year”; but there is no

criticism.

In a word, Sammy has good manners. He looks on these French people with

a sort of awed compassion. “They had a lot to stand!” he whispers. And

the villagers, who are no fools (“as wily as a villager,” runs the

French proverb), quite appreciate these fine shades. And the house dog

wags his tail at the sight of khaki, as the boys come loafing in the

cool of the back yard after midday dinner.

In the evening the family play cards in the kitchen, and here no

effort is necessary to induce the girls to learn English, for, though

they pretend that they are teaching French, they are really—very

slyly—“picking up” English while they are being introduced to the

mysteries of draw-poker. Says the writer in _The Times:_

So, it goes like this when they play poker in the kitchen—the old

French father, the pretty daughter, the flapper girl cousin, and

three roughnecks. (One boy has the sheets of “Conversational French

in Twenty Days,” and really thinks that he is conversing—“_Madame_,

_mademoiselle_, _maman_, _monsieur_, _papa_, or _mon oncle_, pass the

buck and get busy!”)

“You will haf’ carts, how man-ny? (business.) Tree carts, fife carts,

ou-one cart, no cart, an’ zee dee-laire seex carts!”—“Here, Bill, wake

up!”—“Beel sleep! _Avez-vous sommeil_, Beel?”—“_Oui_, mademoiselle, I

slept rotten last night, I mean I was _tray jenny pars’ke_ that darned

engine was pumping up the duck pond—”

“Speak French!”—“Play cards!”—“_Vingt-cinq!_”—“_Et dix!_” “_Et encore

five cen-times._ I’m broke. Just slip me a quarter, Wilfred, to buy

_jet-toms_!” And a sweet and plaintive voice: “I haf’ tree paire, _mon

oncle_, an’ he say skee-doo, I am stung-ed. I haf’ seex carts!”—“Yes,

you’re out of it, I’m sorry, mademoiselle. Come up!” “Kom opp? Comment,

kom opp?”

“Stung-ed” has become French. Thus does Sammy enrich the language of

Voltaire. His influence works equally on pronunciation. There is a

tiny French village named Hinges—on which hinges the following. From

the days of Jeanne d’Arc, the natives have pronounced it “Anjs,” in

one syllable, with the sound of “a” as in “ham”; but Sammy, naturally,

pronounces it “hinges,” as it is spelled, one hinge, two hinges on the

door or window. So, the natives, deeming that such godlings can’t be

wrong on any detail, go about, now, showing off their knowledge to

the ignorant, and saying, with a point of affection: “I have been to

‘Injes!’”

I should not wonder if some of these boys would marry. They might do

worse. The old man owns 218 acres and nobody knows what Converted

French Fives. Sammy, too, has money. A single regiment of American

marines has subscribed for $60,000 worth of French war-bonds since

their arrival in the zone—this, in spite of their depositing most of

their money with the United States Government.

Sammy sits in the group around the front door in the twilight. Up and

down the main street are a hundred such mixed groups. Already he has

found a place, a family. He is somebody.

And what American lad ever sat in such a group at such a time without a

desire to sing? And little difference does it make whether the song be

sentimental or rag; sing he must, and sing he does. The old-timers like

“I Was Seeing Nellie Home” and “Down by the Old Mill Stream” proved to

be the favorites of the listening French girls. For they will listen by

the hour to the soldiers’ choruses. They do not sing much themselves,

for too many of their young men are dead. But, finally, when the real

war-songs arrived, they would join timidly in the chorus, “Hep, hep,

hep!” and “Slopping Through Belgium” electrified the natives, and _The

Times_ says:

To hear a pretty French girl singing “Epp, epp, epp!” is about the

limit.

Singing is fostered by the high command. Who can estimate the influence

of “Tipperary?” To me, American civilian in Paris, its mere melody

will always stir those noble sentiments we felt as the first wounded

English came to the American Ambulance Hospital of Neuilly. For many

a year to come “Tipperary” will make British eyes wet, when, in the

witching hour of twilight, it evokes the khaki figures in the glare of

the sky-line and the dead who are unforgotten!

Who can estimate, for France, the influence of that terrible song of

Verdun—“_Passeront pas!_” Or who can forget the goose-step march to

death of the Prussian Guard at Ypres, intoning “_Deutschland Uber

Alles!_”

“It is desired that the American Army be a singing army!” So ran the

first words of a communication to the American public of Paris, asking

for three thousand copies of “The Battle Hymn of the Republic”—noble

marching strophes of Julia Ward Howe, which 18641865 fired the hearts

of the Northern armies in 1864-1865.

Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of the Lord!...

They are heard now on the American front in France. One regiment has

adopted it “as our marching song, in memory of the American martyrs of

Liberty.” And in Our Village, you may hear a noble French translation

of it, torn off by inspired French grandmothers!

I have seen Him in the watch-fires of a hundred circling camps;

They have builded Him an altar in the evening dews and damps;

I have read His righteous sentence by the dim and flaring lamps;

His day is marching on.

Bear with me to hear three lines of this notable translation. Again

they are by a woman, Charlotte Holmes Crawford, of whom I had never

previously heard mention. They are word for word, vibrating!

_Je L’ai entrevu Qui planait sur le cercle large des camps,

On a érigé Son autel par les tristes et mornes champs,

J’ai relu Son juste jugement à la flamme des feux flambants,

Son jour, Son jour s’approche!_

It’s rather serious, you say? Rather solemn?

Sammy doesn’t think so.

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