THE WAY TO THE DAIRY

The Baroness and Clovis sat in a much-frequented corner of the Park

exchanging biographical confidences about the long succession of

passers-by.

"Who are those depressed-looking young women who have just gone by?"

asked the Baroness; "they have the air of people who have bowed to

destiny and are not quite sure whether the salute will be returned."

"Those," said Clovis, "are the Brimley Bomefields. I dare say you

would look depressed if you had been through their experiences."

"I'm always having depressing experiences;" said the Baroness, "but I

never give them outward expression. It's as bad as looking one's age.

Tell me about the Brimley Bomefields."

"Well," said Clovis, "the beginning of their tragedy was that they

found an aunt. The aunt had been there all the time, but they had very

nearly forgotten her existence until a distant relative refreshed their

memory by remembering her very distinctly in his will; it is wonderful

what the force of example will accomplish. The aunt, who had been

unobtrusively poor, became quite pleasantly rich, and the Brimley

Bomefields grew suddenly concerned at the loneliness of her life and

took her under their collective wings. She had as many wings around her

at this time as one of those beast-things in Revelation."

"So far I don't see any tragedy from the Brimley Bomefields' point of

view," said the Baroness.

"We haven't got to it yet," said Clovis. "The aunt had been used to

living very simply, and had seen next to nothing of what we should

consider life, and her nieces didn't encourage her to do much in the

way of making a splash with her money. Quite a good deal of it would

come to them at her death, and she was a fairly old woman, but there

was one circumstance which cast a shadow of gloom over the satisfaction

they felt in the discovery and acquisition of this desirable aunt: she

openly acknowledged that a comfortable slice of her little fortune

would go to a nephew on the other side of her family. He was rather a

deplorable thing in rotters, and quite hopelessly top-hole in the way

of getting through money, but he had been more or less decent to the

old lady in her unremembered days, and she wouldn't hear anything

against him. At least, she wouldn't pay any attention to what she did

hear, but her nieces took care that she should have to listen to a good

deal in that line. It seemed such a pity, they said among themselves,

that good money should fall into such worthless hands. They habitually

spoke of their aunt's money as 'good money,' as though other people's

aunts dabbled for the most part in spurious currency.

"Regularly after the Derby, St. Leger, and other notable racing events

they indulged in audible speculations as to how much money Roger had

squandered in unfortunate betting transactions.

"'His travelling expenses must come to a big sum,' said the eldest

Brimley Bomefield one day; 'they say he attends every race-meeting in

England, besides others abroad. I shouldn't wonder if he went all the

way to India to see the race for the Calcutta Sweepstake that one hears

so much about.'

"'Travel enlarges the mind, my dear Christine,' said her aunt.

"'Yes, dear aunt, travel undertaken in the right spirit,' agreed

Christine; 'but travel pursued merely as a means towards gambling and

extravagant living is more likely to contract the purse than to enlarge

the mind. However, as long as Roger enjoys himself, I suppose he

doesn't care how fast or unprofitably the money goes, or where he is to

find more. It seems a pity, that's all.'

"The aunt by that time had begun to talk of something else, and it was

doubtful if Christine's moralizing had been even accorded a hearing.

It was her remark, however--the aunt's remark, I mean--about travel

enlarging the mind, that gave the youngest Brimley Bomefield her great

idea for the showing-up of Roger.

"'If aunt could only be taken somewhere to see him gambling and

throwing away money,' she said, 'it would open her eyes to his

character more effectually than anything we can say.'

"'My dear Veronique,' said her sisters, 'we can't go following him to

race-meetings.'

"'Certainly not to race-meetings,' said Veronique, 'but we might go to

some place where one can look on at gambling without taking part in it.'

"'Do you mean Monte Carlo?' they asked her, beginning to jump rather at

the idea.

"'Monte Carlo is a long way off, and has a dreadful reputation,' said

Veronique; 'I shouldn't like to tell our friends that we were going to

Monte Carlo. But I believe Roger usually goes to Dieppe about this

time of year, and some quite respectable English people go there, and

the journey wouldn't be expensive. If aunt could stand the Channel

crossing the change of scene might do her a lot of good.'

"And that was how the fateful idea came to the Brimley Bomefields.

"From the very first set-off disaster hung over the expedition, as they

afterwards remembered. To begin with, all the Brimley Bomefields were

extremely unwell during the crossing, while the aunt enjoyed the sea

air and made friends with all manner of strange travelling companions.

Then, although it was many years since she had been on the Continent,

she had served a very practical apprenticeship there as a paid

companion, and her knowledge of colloquial French beat theirs to a

standstill. It became increasingly difficult to keep under their

collective wings a person who knew what she wanted and was able to ask

for it and to see that she got it. Also, as far as Roger was

concerned, they drew Dieppe blank; it turned out that he was staying at

Pourville, a little watering-place a mile or two further west. The

Brimley Bomefields discovered that Dieppe was too crowded and

frivolous, and persuaded the old lady to migrate to the comparative

seclusion of Pourville.

"'You won't find it dull, you know,' they assured her; 'there is a

little casino attached to the hotel, and you can watch the people

dancing and throwing away their money at PETITS CHEVAUX.'

"It was just before PETITS CHEVAUX had been supplanted by BOULE.

"Roger was not staying in the same hotel, but they knew that the casino

would be certain of his patronage on most afternoons and evenings.

"On the first evening of their visit they wandered into the casino

after a fairly early dinner, and hovered near the tables. Bertie van

Tahn was staying there at the time, and he described the whole incident

to me. The Brimley Bomefields kept a furtive watch on the doors as

though they were expecting some one to turn up, and the aunt got more

and more amused and interested watching the little horses whirl round

and round the board.

"'Do you know, poor little number eight hasn't won for the last

thirty-two times,' she said to Christine; 'I've been keeping count. I

shall really have to put five francs on him to encourage him.'

"'Come and watch the dancing, dear,' said Christine nervously. It was

scarcely a part of their strategy that Roger should come in and find

the old lady backing her fancy at the PETITS CHEVAUX table.

"'Just wait while I put five francs on number eight,' said the aunt,

and in another moment her money was lying on the table. The horses

commenced to move round, it was a slow race this time, and number eight

crept up at the finish like some crafty demon and placed his nose just

a fraction in front of number three, who had seemed to be winning

easily. Recourse had to be had to measurement, and the number eight

was proclaimed the winner. The aunt picked up thirty-five francs.

After that the Brimley Bomefields would have had to have used concerted

force to get her away from the tables. When Roger appeared on the

scene she was fifty-two francs to the good; her nieces were hovering

forlornly in the background, like chickens that have been hatched out

by a duck and are despairingly watching their parent disporting herself

in a dangerous and uncongenial element. The supper-party which Roger

insisted on standing that night in honour of his aunt and the three

Miss Brimley Bomefields was remarkable for the unrestrained gaiety of

two of the participants and the funereal mirthlessness of the remaining

guests.

"'I do not think,' Christine confided afterwards to a friend, who

re-confided it to Bertie van Tahn, 'that I shall ever be able to touch

PATÉ DE FOIE GRAS again. It would bring back memories of that awful

evening.'

"For the next two or three days the nieces made plans for returning to

England or moving on to some other resort where there was no casino.

The aunt was busy making a system for winning at PETITS CHEVAUX.

Number eight, her first love, had been running rather unkindly for her,

and a series of plunges on number five had turned out even worse.

"'Do you know, I dropped over seven hundred francs at the tables this

afternoon,' she announced cheerfully at dinner on the fourth evening of

their visit.

"'Aunt! Twenty-eight pounds! And you were losing last night too.'

"'Oh, I shall get it all back,' she said optimistically; 'but not here.

These silly little horses are no good. I shall go somewhere where one

can play comfortably at roulette. You needn't look so shocked. I've

always felt that, given the opportunity, I should be an inveterate

gambler, and now you darlings have put the opportunity in my way. I

must drink your very good healths. Waiter, a bottle of PONTET CANET.

Ah, it's number seven on the wine list; I shall plunge on number seven

to-night. It won four times running this afternoon when I was backing

that silly number five.'

"Number seven was not in a winning mood that evening. The Brimley

Bomefields, tired of watching disaster from a distance, drew near to

the table where their aunt was now an honoured habituée, and gazed

mournfully at the successive victories of one and five and eight and

four, which swept 'good money' out of the purse of seven's obstinate

backer. The day's losses totalled something very near two thousand

francs.

"'You incorrigible gamblers,' said Roger chaffingly to them, when he

found them at the tables.

"'We are not gambling,' said Christine freezingly; 'we are looking on.'

"'I DON'T think,' said Roger knowingly; 'of course you're a syndicate

and aunt is putting the stakes on for all of you. Anyone can tell by

your looks when the wrong horse wins that you've got a stake on.'

"Aunt and nephew had supper alone that night, or at least they would

have if Bertie hadn't joined them; all the Brimley Bomefields had

headaches.

"The aunt carried them all off to Dieppe the next day and set cheerily

about the task of winning back some of her losses. Her luck was

variable; in fact, she had some fair streaks of good fortune, just

enough to keep her thoroughly amused with her new distraction; but on

the whole she was a loser. The Brimley Bomefields had a collective

attack of nervous prostration on the day when she sold out a quantity

of shares in Argentine rails. 'Nothing will ever bring that money

back,' they remarked lugubriously to one another.

"'Veronique at last could bear it no longer, and went home; you see, it

had been her idea to bring the aunt on this disastrous expedition, and

though the others did not cast the fact verbally in her face, there was

a certain lurking reproach in their eyes which was harder to meet than

actual upbraidings. The other two remained behind, forlornly mounting

guard over their aunt until such time as the waning of the Dieppe

season should at last turn her in the direction of home and safety.

They made anxious calculations as to how little 'good money' might,

with reasonable luck, be squandered in the meantime. Here, however,

their reckoning went far astray; the close of the Dieppe season merely

turned their aunt's thoughts in search of some other convenient

gambling resort. 'Show a cat the way to the dairy--' I forget how the

proverb goes on, but it summed up the situation as far as the Brimley

Bomefields' aunt was concerned. She had been introduced to unexplored

pleasures, and found them greatly to her liking, and she was in no

hurry to forgo the fruits of her newly acquired knowledge. You see,

for the first time in her life the old thing was thoroughly enjoying

herself; she was losing money, but she had plenty of fun and excitement

over the process, and she had enough left to do very comfortably on.

Indeed, she was only just learning to understand the art of doing

oneself well. She was a popular hostess, and in return her

fellow-gamblers were always ready to entertain her to dinners and

suppers when their luck was in. Her nieces, who still remained in

attendance on her, with the pathetic unwillingness of a crew to leave a

foundering treasure ship which might yet be steered into port, found

little pleasure in these Bohemian festivities; to see 'good money'

lavished on good living for the entertainment of a nondescript circle

of acquaintances who were not likely to be in any way socially useful

to them, did not attune them to a spirit of revelry. They contrived,

whenever possible, to excuse themselves from participation in their

aunt's deplored gaieties; the Brimley Bomefield headaches became famous.

"And one day the nieces came to the conclusion that, as they would have

expressed it, 'no useful purpose would be served' by their continued

attendance on a relative who had so thoroughly emancipated herself from

the sheltering protection of their wings. The aunt bore the

announcement of their departure with a cheerfulness that was almost

disconcerting.

"'It's time you went home and had those headaches seen to by a

specialist,' was her comment on the situation.

"The homeward journey of the Brimley Bomefields was a veritable retreat

from Moscow, and what made it the more bitter was the fact that the

Moscow, in this case, was not overwhelmed with fire and ashes, but

merely extravagantly over-illuminated.

"From mutual friends and acquaintances they sometimes get glimpses of

their prodigal relative, who has settled down into a confirmed gambling

maniac, living on such salvage of income as obliging moneylenders have

left at her disposal.

"So you need not be surprised," concluded Clovis, "if they do wear a

depressed look in public."

"Which is Veronique?" asked the Baroness.

"The most depressed-looking of the three," said Clovis.

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