"Hasenpfeffer and pretzels!" groaned poor Hans, panting for breath,

while the big drops of sweat rolled off his cheeks. "Thunderclaps and

sunstrokes! Oh, my poor trousers!"

He had good reason to say that last, for the sharp horns of the two

goats had ripped his trousers' legs until they were in shreds, and there

were some sharp red marks on his legs, too. Billy Mischief and his

mother only capered in joy. What did they care about poor Hans trying

to get his breath on top of the fence? They were together, and together

they were going to America!

It was not long until the gate of the pen was opened and all the goats

were driven out through a fenced runway across a fenced gangplank and

through a wide, dark doorway into the hold of the cattle ship. Billy

and his mother found themselves in a long, low compartment, dimly

lighted by little round windows close under the ceiling. The goats were

driven up to the forward end of the boat and put on both sides of the

center aisle, behind strong, high bars. By this arrangement Billy and

his mother were separated, in spite of all they could do to keep

together, and could only stand close to the bars looking sorrowfully at

each other across the aisle. They soon quit this, however, because of a

new interest. Some surprising passengers came to join them. First, six

big camels were driven in, two by two, and fenced off next to the goats;

then a herd of small elephants followed these and then came a vast

number, of snarling, growling animals in strong cages; lions and tigers

and other fierce wild beasts. An American circus that had been

traveling in Europe was on its way back home.

At last the ship was loaded and began to move out of its slip toward the

ocean. The wild animals had been nervous and noisy before, but as soon

as the ship began to move they became still more excited. The elephants

trumpeted, the tigers snarled, the hyenas set up their screeching cry,

the lions roared. It was a perfect pandemonium of shrieks and howls and

yells, and for the first time in his life Billy trembled with fear. It

was not for long, however. Billy was a brave goat and a smart goat, and

he knew that so long as those fierce animals stayed in their cages they

could not hurt anything. The only thing that bothered him was that he

remembered how he had broken out of his own crate in the railroad train.

This was the worst trip Billy ever made. The animals were never quiet

for more than a minute at a time. There would be a lull when none of

them would make any noise, and Billy would lie down, hoping for a moment

of rest. All at once some animal would grunt, the next one would

grumble, the next one would growl, the next one would snarl, and by that

time they would all be at it; then suddenly the hyenas would begin.

Then one of the fiercer animals would begin to roar and the old hubbub

would begin all over again, winding up always with the lions' deep and

terrifying "Hough! Hough! Hough!"

Billy got tired of it by-and-by, and thought that he would like to go

away into some quiet corner and rest. A great many of the goats had

been thinking the same thing, and one after another they had been trying

the stout boards, some of them attempting to push them out or break them

and some trying to pry them loose with their stout horns. None of them,

however, had the patience and strength and determination of Billy, and

at last, down in one corner, he found a board that did not seem so

strongly fastened as the others, and on this board he began prying

cautiously with his horns. Billy would pry carefully until he was

tired, then lie down and rest a while, then go at it again. For nearly

an hour he worked at it and at last he was rewarded by having the board

come loose. He squeezed out through it and the board sprang back into

place. Another goat tried to follow but he did not know the trick, and

in place of pulling with his horns, pressed against the board, so Billy

was the only one to get loose.

Billy trotted between the long rows of animals, being very careful to

keep in the exact center of the aisle and as far away from all of them

as he could. One of the elephants reached out his long trunk and caught

Billy by the tail, but it was only a playful nip, and, after jerking

Billy back a little piece, the elephant let him go. Billy looked around

at the big gray beast and saw by his twinkling eyes that it was only in

fun, so, kicking up his heels, he trotted on with a friendly "baah!"

The lions and tigers and the leopards snarled and howled at him as he

went past, while the hyenas laughed--if the terrible noise they make can

be called laughing.

[Illustration: One of the elephants reached out his long trunk.]

Down toward the middle of the ship was a steep stairway up to an open

doorway that led out on the deck, and up this Billy climbed with ease.

It was delightful, after that close, stuffy place, to stand on the cool,

breeze-swept deck. The steamer was making good headway now and all

around was the ocean; the shore was only a low, hazy line, away out

there at the edge of the water. Billy was interested in the gaily

colored circus wagons, some of which, crowded out of the lower hold,

were grouped on the big, bare after-deck, and Billy did not notice,

until up very close to him, that a big, fat man was leaning over the

rail. It was Hans Zug, and although the ship was riding easy and the

ocean was very calm, Hans was already beginning to feel very sorry that

he had not staid on solid land.

"Ach, I am so sick!" groaned poor Hans. "I wish I could die, yet! I

should feel me so much better!"

"Now it would be a kindness to cheer Hans up a little bit and make him

forget his misery," thought Billy. Lowering his head and backing off a

little way, he gave a run and bumped Hans a good one which he felt he

still owed him for the whipping of the morning. He struck harder than he

knew, and Hans, a big part of his heavy body already lying far out over

the rail, got such a boost that he lost his balance and went bumping

down the side of the ship into the water.

"Man overboard!" shouted the first mate, who was up on the bridge, and

immediately the ship was in great commotion. Sailors came tumbling up

out of another stairway and Billy thought it was time for him to make

himself scarce. He did not care to go back into the hold, so he ran in

among the circus wagons and hid. The ship stopped and turned round. A

small boat was hastily lowered and the sailors in it began rowing like

mad to where Hans had gone down. Poor Hans did not know how to swim,

but when a boy he had learned to float, and now, turning on his back, he

kept his hands down to his sides and his face turned up. When the

sailors got there with the row boat his fat round face was bobbing along

above the little waves like a pumpkin in a pond.

"Ach, those dear mountains at home!" wept Hans, when they pulled him

into the boat. "How I should wish I was back in Switzerland again. I

said it that I wanted to die, but it iss not, aindt it? Thank you,

gentlemens! Thank you!"

A little rope ladder was let down and Hans, all dripping, his clothes

clinging around him and making him look like a wet balloon, climbed up

on the deck.

"Where is that fire and brimstone goat?" he cried, having now had time

to get over his fright and his seasickness enough to be angry. "When I

find him I throw him in all the ocean what iss! Yes!"

Billy kept as still as he could, but one of the sailors saw his stubby

tail and pointed him out. Then the chase began. Billy dashed around

and around the deck with Hans and the sailors close after him, and at

last, when they were almost upon him, he came to the open door of the

hold. Seeing no other way to escape, he was about to dash down this and

had already placed his forefeet on the topmost stair, when he saw two

great greenish-yellow eyes close to him, staring up at him out of the

dimness. One of the tigers had broken loose from his cage and had come

slinking up the stairs, and Billy stood face to face with him!

*CHAPTER VIII*

*AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE TIGER*

Billy felt his heart beat hard and fast, and for a moment his knees

trembled under him. He backed slowly up to the solid deck and the great

flaming eyes slowly crept up after him. Billy still backed away. The

men who had been chasing him were now very close, but one of them saw

the tiger's head coming up on the deck, and he yelled to the others, who

immediately pressed back. As soon as he felt the firm deck floor under

him and could see the animal's head as well as his eyes, Billy felt his

courage coming back to him. He knew that he had to stand and fight. He

felt that he could never run fast enough to get away from this powerful

animal, and that before he could even turn and start to run the tiger

would be upon him.

Slowly Billy backed away with his sharp horns lowered, and slowly the

tiger came out on the deck, crouched down until his body almost touched

the boards, his tail, full of hard muscles, waving slowly like a red and

yellow snake. The men were panic-stricken and scattered in all

directions, seeking places of safety wherever they could find them.

Poor Hans Zug was the slowest of all. In his fright he stumbled over

his own feet and fell three times to his hands and knees in trying to

get away, and then he tried to hide himself behind a slim iron rod that

ran up from the deck to the bridge, for he was too much paralyzed with

fear to pursue his hunt any further for some safe hiding-place.

The tiger was not in a very big hurry about making his spring. He did

not like the looks of Billy's horns, although he knew that he was much

stronger and more powerful than the little white goat. Still they came

on, Billy backing away and the tiger creeping toward him until they were

almost where Hans Zug stood trembling so hard that his teeth chattered.

Suddenly the tiger, with a swift spring, went up in the air, intending

to jump clear over Billy's long horns and land upon his back, but Billy,

himself as watchful and as careful as the tiger had been, sprang aside

just as the tiger jumped, jerking his head sharply upward as the tiger

went over him. One of his horns caught in the tiger's under side and

ripped a big gash in him. Billy immediately sprang in the other

direction, and the tiger, now fiercer than ever, wheeled quickly. This

time his sharp claw caught Billy's shoulder as Billy jumped aside,

tearing a big patch of Billy's hide loose. The pain staggered Billy and

made him feel faint, but he knew it would never do to give up. The

animal men now came running up from the rear hold, where some of the

other animals were being fed, and one of them had a pistol, but the two

animals were jumping about so swiftly that he could not be sure of

shooting the tiger without shooting Billy, so he waited to see how the

fight would turn out.

Time after time the tiger tried to get hold of Billy, but the goat was

too quick for him, though each time they met one or the other of them

got a mark. At last Billy felt that he was nearly whipped. The two

animals were now facing each other for another spring. The tiger, too,

was suffering from the last hook that Billy had given him but he was

fresher than the goat. Billy swayed on his feet. The light seemed to

turn into darkness before his eyes and he felt as if he were sinking

down, down on a soft bed, but he kept his head bent in the tiger's

direction. He felt, rather than saw, the tiger spring once more, and in

spite of his weakened condition he braced himself up and gave one more

sharp, hard toss of his strong neck. His horn caught the tiger right

behind the front shoulder blade and pressed deeply in. This time he had

found a vital spot. The tiger rolled over on his side, and, after a

quiver or two, lay still. He was dead, but Billy did not know it, for

the brave little goat had sunk to the floor with the tiger and lay as

motionless as his dead enemy. The animal men came running up first, the

one with the revolver in front of the others. Holding his revolver

pointed straight to where he knew it would reach the animal's heart, he

approached as slowly and cautiously as a cat creeping up to a mouse

hole, felt the tiger's side and pronounced him really dead. Two of the

men dragged the tiger away and the others crowded around the poor goat.

At first they thought that he too was dead, but when they examined him

they found that his heart was still beating slowly. One of them ran to

bring water and another to get bandages.

When Billy woke up his wounds had been nicely washed, ointment had been

applied to them, and bandages were carefully bound over them. The men

were patting him gently and saying what a fine, brave goat he was and

what a splendid fight he had made of it, and one big gruff voice, which

Billy found out afterwards belonged to the captain, said:

"Well, this goat is not to be tied up any more. He shall have the

freedom of the ship."

Billy moved his legs feebly and tried to get up, but not feeling quite

strong enough yet, he sank back and found that his head was lying on

somebody's knee. And now came the biggest surprise of all, for when

Billy looked up to see who it was, here it was Hans Zug who was holding

him!

"Ach, such a fine little goat, yet," Hans was saying, patting Billy's

neck gently, while the great tears rolled down his round cheeks. "Such

a brave little goat, yet. Thunder weather! He can butt me overboard

once again if he should to like it! Aindt it?"

[Illustration: "WELL, OLD FELLOW, IF BROKEN BONES ARE ALL, WE CAN FIX

THOSE."]

Billy was the hero of the ship. It did not take him long to get well,

and on the third day he was trotting around the deck as unconcerned as

if he had never had a fight in his life. His bandages were off and only

a little, red-edged scar on his shoulder remained to show how bravely he

had fought the tiger. Hans Zug never was through praising him, but

nevertheless, every time he went to speak to Billy he came toward him

from behind, for Billy still had a way of shaking his head at him that

made Hans feel like climbing a ladder. On the first day that he could

go around unbandaged, nobody seemed to be able to pat Billy enough, but,

true to his name, Billy could not long stay out of mischief.

Soon tiring of pacing the long decks, he went below in the cook's galley

and began to hunt for dainties. He had learned by this time that people

were very curious about things to eat. When they saw a goat helping

himself, something was almost sure to happen to the goat and he could

not understand it. You see, he could not know that everything belonged

to somebody. All that he knew about it was that if you saw anything you

wanted, and was lucky enough or strong enough or quick enough to get it,

it was all right. Accordingly, he watched the cook, and when the cook's

back was turned Billy grabbed a fine, big bunch of celery and trotted

off with it. When he got in a dark corner he ate it and it was so fine

that he wanted more. He went back into the cook's galley but could not

see any. Then he went into a little, dark room that opened into it and

found himself in a place full of the nicest things to eat he had ever

seen in one pile. There were carrots and radishes and peas and fine,

crisp, tender lettuce and all sorts of green stuff which had been

brought aboard for the captain's table. Billy ate until he could hold

no more, and then he happened to think that his mother would like some

of that nice celery, so he picked out an extra fine bunch and trotted

off with it. No one saw him and he made his way down into the hold

where his mother was crowded in the pen with the other goats. He gave

her the celery and while she was eating it he told her all that had

happened to him and how much the ship's crew thought of him, and how

even Hans Zug had become his friend.

"My, that was fine!" said his mother as she finished the last of me

celery. "It is the nicest thing I have had to eat since we left home."

"Ho!" said Billy. "That is nothing. We cabin passengers have some of

the finest things in the world to eat. What you need now is a bunch of

tender lettuce to finish off with, and I'll go get you some," and he

hurried off, leaving his mother very proud of his rise in the world.

Billy trotted boldly through the cook's galley, and the cook, who knew

all about Billy's fight, tossed him some carrot tops as he passed.

Billy was not at all hungry, but he ate the carrot tops just out of

politeness, then he went on into the store room and picked out a nice

big head of lettuce for his mother. He was just going out of the cook's

galley with it when the cook turned round and saw him. Right away the

cook forgot what a hero Billy was, and angry that Billy had taken some

of his precious lettuce, cried:

"Hey! Drop that, you bobtailed thief!" and threw a skillet at Billy.

It hit the goat in the side with a thump, but Billy never stopped. He

only ran on until he had gained the hold where his mother was and had

given the nice, cool lettuce to her, when he turned round to hurry away.

[Illustration: Threw a skillet at Billy.]

"Wait a minute, Billy!" she called after him. "I want to talk to you."

"I haven't got time," Billy called back over his shoulder. "I've got a

little business with the cook."

When Billy got back into the cook's galley, the cook was over in a

corner reaching up for some baking powder that he kept on a high shelf.

He was stretched out just right for a good bump and Billy gave it to

him.

"Great Scott!" cried the cook, and jumped up until his head bumped the

shelf. He quickly turned around but Billy had backed off and now jumped

for him again. This time the man put out his hands and caught Billy by

the horns firmly enough to keep the bump Billy gave him in front from

smashing him. Billy, however, jerked away and backed off for another

bump, and the man, jumping up, grabbed the shelf with the foolish notion

of climbing up out of range. He could not have been in a better position

for another bump behind, so Billy gave him that one and he dropped loose

from the shelf, yelling for help with all his might. In dropping, he

turned around, and this time Billy landed with all his weight right in

the middle of the man's appetite.

By this time the cook had lost his head so that all he could do was to

spread his arms and legs like an old-fashioned, jointed doll and yell

for help. Several men came running down the ladder and the foremost one

was Hans Zug with his whip. Hans had just been over to straighten out a

fight in the goats' pen, and when he saw one of his goats butting the

cook, he never stopped to think that it was the same Billy he had been

petting and praising, so he hauled off and gave Billy a mighty slash

with his sharp leather whip. Billy got through with the cook in a

hurry!

So Hans Zug, who had been following him around and patting him on the

back and calling him nice goat and fine goat and brave goat, was ready

to start in again, was he? Well, Billy would show him! Like a flash he

wheeled and was after Hans.

"Donnervetter!" cried Hans, and turned to run.

The men who had followed him down the steps were in the way, however,

and Hans ran square into them. A second later Billy ran into Hans with

enough force to send him sprawling among the men, and four or five of

them went to the floor grunting, with Hans on top. Before Billy could

back off for another stroke Hans turned quickly and was just in time to

grab Billy by the fore legs. At the same moment the cook caught Billy

by the hind legs, and these two carried him upstairs to the deck.

"Over he goes," yelled the angry cook.

"Sure!" said Hans. "He done it to me. Ein! swei! drei!"

As Hans counted his one, two, three in German, they gave three mighty

swings, and with the last one they let go.

Splash! went Billy into the sea!

*CHAPTER IX*

*ALONE IN AN OCEAN STORM*

Poor Billy! Once more he had lost his mother! He looked for the ship

to turn round and send out a boat as it had done when Hans fell

overboard, but it did nothing of the sort. Instead, it steamed straight

ahead. In the excitement nobody had noticed that Billy had been thrown

into the water.

The cook got a life preserver and threw it over after Billy, thinking it

a good joke, then the cook went below and Hans stood at the stern

railing shaking his fist at the poor goat. Billy swam as long and as

hard after the boat as he could, but it was no use; he could not begin

to keep up with its great speed. Presently, however, he came to where

the life preserver floated. It was a big circular one and Billy put his

front paws upon it. His weight made it tip on edge and Billy was

surprised and delighted to find that it held him up in the water, making

the work of swimming much easier. In trying to get his legs further into

it he slipped once or twice, but finally in his struggles his head and

horns went through it, and, after swimming and wriggling a little bit,

he got his front shoulders through and there it clung round him, holding

him up splendidly. It was too small to pass backwards over his body, and

it could not get off over his head on account of Billy's horns.

It was a lucky thing for Billy that this happened, for that night a

terrific storm came up. The wind shrieked and howled, the lightnings

glared, the thunders rolled, and great foam-capped waves, some of them

nearly as high as a house, broke over Billy, one after another, nearly

drowning him and sometimes almost crushing him by their weight.

In all his life Billy had never passed such a terrific night as this,

but through it all the big life preserver held him up and carried him

safely through. Many times there seemed to come a lull in the storm and

Billy began to breathe easier, thinking that he would get a little rest,

but the storm would break out again with new fury each time, until, when

morning came, the poor goat was battered and bruised and nearly dead.

With the dawn, however, the storm calmed down. The skies began to

clear, the waves grew smaller, and the wind, shifting by-and-by to the

opposite direction from that in which it had been blowing all night,

beat back the waves and smoothed them down until by ten o'clock the

ocean was quiet, only ruffled by gentle swells over which Billy and his

life preserver bobbed in comfort, although he was very tired and

beginning to get hungry.

Ever since the sky had cleared he had seen smoke away off where sea and

sky seemed to join. Billy knew what smoke meant. Wherever there was

smoke there were people, and wherever there were people there was food,

so he started toward it, swimming a little bit and resting a long while

between times. The smoke grew blacker and presently he saw a little

speck under the smoke. It grew larger and larger, and by-and-by he was

able to make out that it was a big ship coming in his direction. Poor

Billy swam harder than ever then, and fortunately for him the ship was

coming almost straight toward him. Still more fortunately, the captain,

sweeping the sea with his glass, made out the life preserver holding up

something white, and immediately thought it must be a woman in a white

dress. He altered the direction of the ship slightly so that it came

nearer to Billy, and had ordered a boat to be lowered before he made out

that it was only a goat, otherwise he might have passed on by. The

boat, however, was already lowered, so he let it go.

[Illustration: The ship was coming almost straight toward him.]

The ship was a big passenger steamer, and by this time scores of

passengers were thronging to the rails to see what the excitement was

all about, and when the boat was drawn up, Billy, a comical looking

sight with his big life preserver around him, was placed on the deck. A

boy among the passengers at once ran forward with a shout.

"Why, it's my Billy goat!" he cried. "Papa, come and look! See the

singe marks on his back?"

Billy "baahed" joyfully. He rather liked Frank and was very glad that

he had found a friend. The captain himself, interested and amused, had

joined the crowd by this time.

"Your goat?" he asked Frank, in amazement. "Do you always keep your

goats out at sea in life preservers?"

"Not always," laughed Frank. "In fact, this is the only goat I have.

We lost him in Havre. The last I saw of him he was tied to the back of

our carriage with a rope. When we got down to the wharf he was gone.

Then we went down to Cherbourg, where papa had some business, caught

your ship the next day and here we are. How Billy ever got here from

Havre, I don't know, but here he is and he's my goat."

"Well, according to the law of the sea," said the captain with a twinkle

in his eye, "he is salvage now and belongs to the men there who picked

him up. Of course I have a share in the salvage too, but I'll take a

cigar for mine."

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