I.

All the journeyings I had ever done had been purely in the way of

business. The pleasant May weather suggested a novelty namely, a trip

for pure recreation, the bread-and-butter element left out. The Reverend

said he would go, too; a good man, one of the best of men, although a

clergyman. By eleven at night we were in New Haven and on board the New

York boat. We bought our tickets, and then went wandering around here

and there, in the solid comfort of being free and idle, and of putting

distance between ourselves and the mails and telegraphs.

After a while I went to my stateroom and undressed, but the night

was too enticing for bed. We were moving down the bay now, and it was

pleasant to stand at the window and take the cool night breeze and watch

the gliding lights on shore. Presently, two elderly men sat down

under that window and began a conversation. Their talk was properly

no business of mine, yet I was feeling friendly toward the world and

willing to be entertained. I soon gathered that they were brothers, that

they were from a small Connecticut village, and that the matter in hand

concerned the cemetery. Said one:

“Now, John, we talked it all over amongst ourselves, and this is what

we've done. You see, everybody was a-movin' from the old buryin'-ground,

and our folks was 'most about left to theirselves, as you may say. They

was crowded, too, as you know; lot wa'n't big enough in the first place;

and last year, when Seth's wife died, we couldn't hardly tuck her in.

She sort o' overlaid Deacon Shorb's lot, and he soured on her, so to

speak, and on the rest of us, too. So we talked it over, and I was for

a lay out in the new simitery on the hill. They wa'n't unwilling, if

it was cheap. Well, the two best and biggest plots was No. 8 and No.

9--both of a size; nice comfortable room for twenty-six--twenty-six

full-growns, that is; but you reckon in children and other shorts, and

strike an average, and I should say you might lay in thirty, or maybe

thirty-two or three, pretty genteel--no crowdin' to signify.”

“That's a plenty, William. Which one did you buy?”

“Well, I'm a-comin' to that, John. You see, No. 8 was thirteen dollars,

No. 9 fourteen--”

“I see. So's't you took No. 8.”

“You wait. I took No. 9. And I'll tell you for why. In the first place,

Deacon Shorb wanted it. Well, after the way he'd gone on about Seth's

wife overlappin' his prem'ses, I'd 'a' beat him out of that No. 9 if I'd

'a' had to stand two dollars extra, let alone one. That's the way I felt

about it. Says I, what's a dollar, anyway? Life's on'y a pilgrimage,

says I; we ain't here for good, and we can't take it with us, says I. So

I just dumped it down, knowin' the Lord don't suffer a good deed to go

for nothin', and cal'latin' to take it out o' somebody in the course

o' trade. Then there was another reason, John. No. 9's a long way the

handiest lot in the simitery, and the likeliest for situation. It lays

right on top of a knoll in the dead center of the buryin' ground; and

you can see Millport from there, and Tracy's, and Hopper Mount, and

a raft o' farms, and so on. There ain't no better outlook from a

buryin'-plot in the state. Si Higgins says so, and I reckon he ought to

know. Well, and that ain't all. 'Course Shorb had to take No. 8; wa'n't

no help for 't. Now, No. 8 jines onto No. 9, but it's on the slope

of the hill, and every time it rains it 'll soak right down onto the

Shorbs. Si Higgins says 't when the deacon's time comes, he better take

out fire and marine insurance both on his remains.”

Here there was the sound of a low, placid, duplicate chuckle of

appreciation and satisfaction.

“Now, John, here's a little rough draft of the ground that I've made

on a piece of paper. Up here in the left-hand corner we've bunched the

departed; took them from the old graveyard and stowed them one alongside

o' t'other, on a first-come-first-served plan, no partialities, with

Gran'ther Jones for a starter, on'y because it happened so, and windin'

up indiscriminate with Seth's twins. A little crowded towards the end of

the lay-out, maybe, but we reckoned 'twa'n't best to scatter the twins.

Well, next comes the livin'. Here, where it's marked A, we're goin' to

put Mariar and her family, when they're called; B, that's for Brother

Hosea and hisn; C, Calvin and tribe. What's left is these two lots

here--just the gem of the whole patch for general style and outlook;

they're for me and my folks, and you and yourn. Which of them would you

ruther be buried in?”

“I swan, you've took me mighty unexpected, William! It sort of started

the shivers. Fact is, I was thinkin' so busy about makin' things

comfortable for the others, I hadn't thought about being buried myself.”

“Life's on'y a fleetin' show, John, as the sayin' is. We've all got to

go, sooner or later. To go with a clean record's the main thing. Fact

is, it's the on'y thing worth strivin' for, John.”

“Yes, that's so, William, that's so; there ain't no getting around it.

Which of these lots would you recommend?”

“Well, it depends, John. Are you particular about outlook?”

“I don't say I am, William, I don't say I ain't. Reely, I don't know.

But mainly, I reckon, I'd set store by a south exposure.”

“That's easy fixed, John. They're both south exposure. They take the

sun, and the Shorbs get the shade.”

“How about sile, William?”

“D's a sandy sile, E's mostly loom.”

“You may gimme E, then; William; a sandy sile caves in, more or less,

and costs for repairs.”

“All right, set your name down here, John, under E. Now, if you don't

mind payin' me your share of the fourteen dollars, John, while we're on

the business, everything's fixed.”

After some higgling and sharp bargaining the money was paid, and John

bade his brother good night and took his leave. There was silence for

some moments; then a soft chuckle welled up from the lonely William,

and he muttered: “I declare for 't, if I haven't made a mistake! It's

D that's mostly loom, not E. And John's booked for a sandy sile after

all.”

There was another soft chuckle, and William departed to his rest also.

The next day, in New York, was a hot one. Still we managed to get more

or less entertainment out of it. Toward the middle of the afternoon we

arrived on board the stanch steamship Bermuda, with bag and baggage, and

hunted for a shady place. It was blazing summer weather, until we were

half-way down the harbor. Then I buttoned my coat closely; half an hour

later I put on a spring overcoat and buttoned that. As we passed the

light-ship I added an ulster and tied a handkerchief around the collar

to hold it snug to my neck. So rapidly had the summer gone and winter

come again!

By nightfall we were far out at sea, with no land in sight. No telegrams

could come here, no letters, no news. This was an uplifting thought. It

was still more uplifting to reflect that the millions of harassed people

on shore behind us were suffering just as usual.

The next day brought us into the midst of the Atlantic solitudes--out

of smoke-colored sounding into fathomless deep blue; no ships visible

anywhere over the wide ocean; no company but Mother Carey's chickens

wheeling, darting, skimming the waves in the sun. There were some

seafaring men among the passengers, and conversation drifted into

matters concerning ships and sailors. One said that “true as the needle

to the pole” was a bad figure, since the needle seldom pointed to the

pole. He said a ship's compass was not faithful to any particular point,

but was the most fickle and treacherous of the servants of man. It was

forever changing. It changed every day in the year; consequently the

amount of the daily variation had to be ciphered out and allowance made

for it, else the mariner would go utterly astray. Another said there was

a vast fortune waiting for the genius who should invent a compass that

would not be affected by the local influences of an iron ship. He said

there was only one creature more fickle than a wooden ship's compass,

and that was the compass of an iron ship. Then came reference to the

well known fact that an experienced mariner can look at the compass of a

new iron vessel, thousands of miles from her birthplace, and tell which

way her head was pointing when she was in process of building.

Now an ancient whale-ship master fell to talking about the sort of crews

they used to have in his early days. Said he:

“Sometimes we'd have a batch of college students. Queer lot. Ignorant?

Why, they didn't know the catheads from the main brace. But if you took

them for fools you'd get bit, sure. They'd learn more in a month than

another man would in a year. We had one, once, in the Mary Ann, that

came aboard with gold spectacles on. And besides, he was rigged out from

main truck to keelson in the nobbiest clothes that ever saw a fo'castle.

He had a chestful, too: cloaks, and broadcloth coats, and velvet vests;

everything swell, you know; and didn't the saltwater fix them out for

him? I guess not! Well, going to sea, the mate told him to go aloft and

help shake out the foreto'gallants'l. Up he shins to the foretop,

with his spectacles on, and in a minute down he comes again, looking

insulted. Says the mate, 'What did you come down for?' Says the chap,

'P'r'aps you didn't notice that there ain't any ladders above there.'

You see we hadn't any shrouds above the foretop. The men bursted out in

a laugh such as I guess you never heard the like of. Next night,

which was dark and rainy, the mate ordered this chap to go aloft about

something, and I'm dummed if he didn't start up with an umbrella and a

lantern! But no matter; he made a mighty good sailor before the voyage

was done, and we had to hunt up something else to laugh at. Years

afterwards, when I had forgot all about him, I comes into Boston, mate

of a ship, and was loafing around town with the second mate, and it so

happened that we stepped into the Revere House, thinking maybe we would

chance the salt-horse in that big diningroom for a flyer, as the

boys say. Some fellows were talking just at our elbow, and one says,

'Yonder's the new governor of Massachusetts--at that table over there

with the ladies.' We took a good look my mate and I, for we hadn't

either of us ever seen a governor before. I looked and looked at that

face and then all of a sudden it popped on me! But I didn't give any

sign. Says I, 'Mate, I've a notion to go over and shake hands with him.'

Says he 'I think I see you doing it, Tom.' Says I, 'Mate I'm a-going to

do it.' Says he, 'Oh, yes, I guess so. Maybe you don't want to bet you

will, Tom?' Say I, 'I don't mind going a V on it, mate.' Says he 'Put it

up.' 'Up she goes,' says I, planking the cash. This surprised him. But

he covered it, and says pretty sarcastic, 'Hadn't you better take

your grub with the governor and the ladies, Tom?' Says I 'Upon second

thoughts, I will.' Says he, 'Well Tom, you aye a dum fool.' Says I,

'Maybe I am maybe I ain't; but the main question is, do you wan to risk

two and a half that I won't do it?' 'Make it a V,' says he. 'Done,' says

I. I started, him a giggling and slapping his hand on his thigh, he felt

so good. I went over there and leaned my knuckles on the table a minute

and looked the governor in the face, and says I, 'Mr. Gardner, don't you

know me?' He stared, and I stared, and he stared. Then all of a sudden

he sings out, 'Tom Bowling, by the holy poker! Ladies, it's old Tom

Bowling, that you've heard me talk about--shipmate of mine in the Mary

Ann.' He rose up and shook hands with me ever so hearty--I sort of

glanced around and took a realizing sense of my mate's saucer eyes--and

then says the governor, 'Plant yourself, Tom, plant yourself; you can't

cat your anchor again till you've had a feed with me and the ladies!' I

planted myself alongside the governor, and canted my eye around toward

my mate. Well, sir, his dead-lights were bugged out like tompions; and

his mouth stood that wide open that you could have laid a ham in it

without him noticing it.”

There was great applause at the conclusion of the old captain's story;

then, after a moment's silence, a grave, pale young man said:

“Had you ever met the governor before?”

The old captain looked steadily at this inquirer awhile, and then got

up and walked aft without making any reply. One passenger after another

stole a furtive glance at the inquirer; but failed to make him out, and

so gave him up. It took some little work to get the talk-machinery

to running smoothly again after this derangement; but at length a

conversation sprang up about that important and jealously guarded

instrument, a ship's timekeeper, its exceeding delicate accuracy, and

the wreck and destruction that have sometimes resulted from its varying

a few seemingly trifling moments from the true time; then, in due

course, my comrade, the Reverend, got off on a yarn, with a fair

wind and everything drawing. It was a true story, too--about Captain

Rounceville's shipwreck--true in every detail. It was to this effect:

Captain Rounceville's vessel was lost in mid-Atlantic, and likewise his

wife and his two little children. Captain Rounceville and seven seamen

escaped with life, but with little else. A small, rudely constructed

raft was to be their home for eight days. They had neither provisions

nor water. They had scarcely any clothing; no one had a coat but the

captain. This coat was changing hands all the time, for the weather was

very cold. Whenever a man became exhausted with the cold, they put the

coat on him and laid him down between two shipmates until the garment

and their bodies had warmed life into him again. Among the sailors was a

Portuguese who knew no English. He seemed to have no thought of his own

calamity, but was concerned only about the captain's bitter loss of wife

and children. By day he would look his dumb compassion in the captain's

face; and by night, in the darkness and the driving spray and rain, he

would seek out the captain and try to comfort him with caressing pats

on the shoulder. One day, when hunger and thirst were making their sure

inroads upon the men's strength and spirits, a floating barrel was seen

at a distance. It seemed a great find, for doubtless it contained food

of some sort. A brave fellow swam to it, and after long and exhausting

effort got it to the raft. It was eagerly opened. It was a barrel of

magnesia! On the fifth day an onion was spied. A sailor swam off and got

it. Although perishing with hunger, he brought it in its integrity and

put it into the captain's hand. The history of the sea teaches

that among starving, shipwrecked men selfishness is rare, and a

wonder-compelling magnanimity the rule. The onion was equally divided

into eight parts, and eaten with deep thanksgivings. On the eighth day

a distant ship was sighted. Attempts were made to hoist an oar, with

Captain Rounceville's coat on it for a signal. There were many failures,

for the men were but skeletons now, and strengthless. At last success

was achieved, but the signal brought no help. The ship faded out of

sight and left despair behind her. By and by another ship appeared, and

passed so near that the castaways, every eye eloquent with gratitude,

made ready to welcome the boat that would be sent to save them. But

this ship also drove on, and left these men staring their unutterable

surprise and dismay into each other's ashen faces. Late in the day,

still another ship came up out of the distance, but the men noted with

a pang that her course was one which would not bring her nearer. Their

remnant of life was nearly spent; their lips and tongues were swollen,

parched, cracked with eight days' thirst; their bodies starved; and here

was their last chance gliding relentlessly from them; they would not

be alive when the next sun rose. For a day or two past the men had lost

their voices, but now Captain Rounceville whispered, “Let us pray.”

The Portuguese patted him on the shoulder in sign of deep approval. All

knelt at the base of the oar that was waving the signal-coat aloft, and

bowed their heads. The sea was tossing; the sun rested, a red, rayless

disk, on the sea-line in the west. When the men presently raised their

heads they would have roared a hallelujah if they had had a voice--the

ship's sails lay wrinkled and flapping against her masts--she was going

about! Here was rescue at last, and in the very last instant of time

that was left for it. No, not rescue yet--only the imminent prospect of

it. The red disk sank under the sea, and darkness blotted out the ship.

By and by came a pleasant sound--oars moving in a boat's rowlocks.

Nearer it came, and nearer-within thirty steps, but nothing visible.

Then a deep voice: “Hol-lo!” The castaways could not answer; their

swollen tongues refused voice. The boat skirted round and round the

raft, started away--the agony of it!--returned, rested the oars, close

at hand, listening, no doubt. The deep voice again: “Hol-lo! Where

are ye, shipmates?” Captain Rounceville whispered to his men, saying:

“Whisper your best, boys! now--all at once!” So they sent out an

eightfold whisper in hoarse concert: “Here!”, There was life in it if

it succeeded; death if it failed. After that supreme moment Captain

Rounceville was conscious of nothing until he came to himself on board

the saving ship. Said the Reverend, concluding:

“There was one little moment of time in which that raft could be visible

from that ship, and only one. If that one little fleeting moment had

passed unfruitful, those men's doom was sealed. As close as that does

God shave events foreordained from the beginning of the world. When

the sun reached the water's edge that day, the captain of that ship was

sitting on deck reading his prayer-book. The book fell; he stooped to

pick it up, and happened to glance at the sun. In that instant that

far-off raft appeared for a second against the red disk, its needlelike

oar and diminutive signal cut sharp and black against the bright

surface, and in the next instant was thrust away into the dusk again.

But that ship, that captain, and that pregnant instant had had their

work appointed for them in the dawn of time and could not fail of the

performance. The chronometer of God never errs!”

There was deep, thoughtful silence for some moments. Then the grave,

pale young man said:

“What is the chronometer of God?”

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