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"When the war was declared, 25,000 Bedouins were recruited in
Hebrun, but they were without food for three days and returned
to their homes saying this was not a Holy War."--_Peshawar Daily
News_.
Their actual words were: "This is a----" well, _not_ a Holy War.
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[Illustration: _Art Patron (to R.A.)._ "WE'VE LOST SO MUCH SINCE THE WAR
THAT WE'VE COME TO ASK IF YOU WOULDN'T LIKE TO KEEP THIS PORTRAIT OF MY
WIFE AS CLEOPATRA."]
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