CARIO. I don't say that, but he's used to tasting shit.[783]

WIFE. Impudent knave, go on with you!

CARIO. Then I hid myself in my bed all a-tremble. Aesculapius did the

round of the patients and examined them all with great attention; then a

slave placed beside him a stone mortar, a pestle and a little box.[784]

WIFE. Of stone?

CARIO. No, not of stone.

WIFE. But how could you see all this, you arch-rascal, when you say you

were hiding all the time?

CARIO. Why, great gods, through my cloak, for 'tis not without holes! He

first prepared an ointment for Neoclides; he threw three heads of

Tenian[785] garlic into the mortar, pounded them with an admixture of

fig-tree sap and lentisk, moistened the whole with Sphettian[786]

vinegar, and, turning back the patient's eyelids, applied his salve to

the interior of the eyes, so that the pain might be more excruciating.

Neoclides shrieked, howled, sprang towards the foot of his bed and wanted

to bolt, but the god laughed and said to him, "Keep where you are with

your salve; by doing this you will not go and perjure yourself before the

Assembly."

WIFE. What a wise god and what a friend to our city!

CARIO. Thereupon he came and seated himself at the head of Plutus' bed,

took a perfectly clean rag and wiped his eye-lids; Panacea covered his

head and face with a purple cloth, while the god whistled, and two

enormous snakes came rushing from the sanctuary.

WIFE. Great gods!

CARIO. They slipped gently beneath the purple cloth and, as far as I

could judge, licked the patient's eyelids; for, in less time than even

you need, mistress, to drain down ten beakers of wine, Plutus rose up; he

could see. I clapped my hands with joy and awoke my master, and the god

immediately disappeared with the serpents into the sanctuary. As for

those who were lying near Plutus, you can imagine that they embraced him

tenderly. Dawn broke and not one of them had closed an eye. As for

myself, I did not cease thanking the god who had so quickly restored to

Plutus his sight and had made Neoclides blinder than ever.

WIFE. Oh! thou great Aesculapius! How mighty is thy power! (_To Cario._)

But tell me, where is Plutus now?

CARIO. He is approaching, escorted by an immense crowd. The rich, whose

wealth is ill-gotten, are knitting their brows and shooting at him looks

of fierce hate, while the just folk, who led a wretched existence,

embrace him and grasp his hand in the transport of their joy; they follow

in his wake, their heads wreathed with garlands, laughing and blessing

their deliverer; the old men make the earth resound as they walk together

keeping time. Come, all of you, all, down to the very least, dance, leap

and form yourselves into a chorus; no longer do you risk being told, when

you go home, "There is no meal in the bag."

WIFE. And I, by Hecate! I will string you a garland of cakes for the good

tidings you have brought me.

CARIO. Hurry, make haste then; our friends are close at hand.

WIFE. I will go indoors to fetch some gifts of welcome, to celebrate

these eyes that have just been opened.

CARIO. Meantime I am going forth to meet them.

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