QUEEN'S COUNSEL.

The Fairy Queen shook her head in answer to my question. "No," she said, "I

have no favourite flower."

She had dropped in after dinner, as was her occasional habit, and at the

moment sat perched on a big red carnation which stood in a flower-glass on

the top of my desk.

"You see," she continued, floating across to where I was sitting and

lowering her voice confidentially, for there were a good many flowers

about--"you see it would never do. Just think of the trouble it would

cause. Imagine the state of mind of the lilies if I were to show a

preference for roses. There's always been a little jealousy there, and

they're all frightfully touchy. The artistic temperament, you know. Why, I

daren't even sleep in the same flower two nights running."

"Yes, I see," I said. "It must be very awkward."

I lapsed into silence; I had had a worrying day and was feeling tired and a

little depressed. The Queen fluttered about the room, pausing a moment on

the mantel-shelf for a word or two with her old friend the Dresden china

shepherdess. Then she came back to the desk and performed a brief _pas

seul_ on the shining smooth cover of my pass-book. My mind flew instantly

to my slender bank-balance and certain recent foolishnesses.

"Talking of favourites," I said--"talking of favourites, do you take any

interest in racing?"

Instantly the Queen subsided on to my rubber stamp damper, which was

fortunately dry.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "I take a _great_ interest in racing. I love it. I

can give you all sorts of hints."

I thought it was a pity she hadn't called a week or two earlier. I might

have been a richer woman by a good many pounds.

"And there are so many kinds," continued the Queen earnestly. "Now in a

butterfly race it's always best just to hold on and let them do as they

like. It's not a bit of use trying to make them go straight. Rabbits are

better in that way, but even rabbits are a little uncertain at times. Full

of nerves. But have you ever tried swallow-racing?" she went on

enthusiastically. "It's simply splendid. You give them their heads and you

never know _where_ you may get to. But, anyway, it doesn't really matter in

the least afterwards who wins; it's only while it's happening that you feel

so thrilled, isn't it?"

I didn't acquiesce very whole-heartedly. I'm afraid my thoughts were with

my lost guineas. It _had_ rather mattered afterwards. I really had been

very foolish.

"You look depressed," said the Fairy Queen. "Can I help you? I'm really

extremely practical. You know, don't you," she leaned forward and looked at

me earnestly, "that I should be delighted if I could assist you with any

advice?"

I hesitated. Just before she came I had been anxiously considering as to

how I was going to make one hundred pounds do the work of two during the

next few weeks; but somehow I didn't quite like to mention such material

matters to the Queen; it didn't seem suitable.

I looked up and met her kind eyes fixed on mine with an expression of the

gentlest interest and solicitude.

"I wonder," I said, still hesitating, "whether you know anything about

stocks and shares?"

"Stocks and shares," she repeated slowly, looking just a little vague and

puzzled. And then--"Oh, yes, of course I do, if that's all you want to

know."

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