THE BROAD A

It cannot for a moment be supposed that the Drawer would discourage

self-culture and refinement of manner and of speech. But it would not

hesitate to give a note of warning if it believed that the present

devotion to literature and the pursuits of the mind were likely, by the

highest authorities, to be considered bad form. In an intellectually

inclined city (not in the northeast) a club of ladies has been formed for

the cultivation of the broad 'a' in speech. Sporadic efforts have

hitherto been made for the proper treatment of this letter of the

alphabet with individual success, especially with those who have been in

England, or have known English men and women of the broad-gauge variety.

Discerning travelers have made the American pronunciation of the letter a

a reproach to the republic, that is to say, a means of distinguishing a

native of this country. The true American aspires to be cosmopolitan, and

does not want to be “spotted”--if that word may be used--in society by

any peculiarity of speech, that is, by any American peculiarity. Why, at

the bottom of the matter, a narrow 'a' should be a disgrace it is not

easy to see, but it needs no reason if fashion or authority condemns it.

This country is so spread out, without any social or literary centre

universally recognized as such, and the narrow 'a' has become so

prevalent, that even fashion finds it difficult to reform it. The best

people, who are determined to broaden all their 'a' 's, will forget in

moments of excitement, and fall back into old habits. It requires

constant vigilance to keep the letter 'a' flattened out. It is in vain

that scholars have pointed out that in the use of this letter lies the

main difference between the English and the American speech; either

Americans generally do not care if this is the fact, or fashion can only

work a reform in a limited number of people. It seems, therefore,

necessary that there should be an organized effort to deal with this

pronunciation, and clubs will no doubt be formed all over the country, in

imitation of the one mentioned, until the broad a will become as common

as flies in summer. When this result is attained it will be time to

attack the sound of 'u' with clubs, and make universal the French sound.

In time the American pronunciation will become as superior to all others

as are the American sewing-machines and reapers. In the Broad A Club

every member who misbehaves--that is, mispronounces--is fined a nickel

for each offense. Of course in the beginning there is a good deal of

revenue from this source, but the revenue diminishes as the club

improves, so that we have the anomaly of its failure to be

self-supporting in proportion to its excellence. Just now if these clubs

could suddenly become universal, and the penalty be enforced, we could

have the means of paying off the national debt in a year.

We do not wish to attach too much importance to this movement, but rather

to suggest to a continent yearning for culture in letters and in speech

whether it may not be carried too far. The reader will remember that

there came a time in Athens when culture could mock at itself, and the

rest of the country may be warned in time of a possible departure from

good form in devotion to language and literature by the present attitude

of modern Athens. Probably there is no esoteric depth in literature or

religion, no refinement in intellectual luxury, that this favored city

has not sounded. It is certainly significant, therefore, when the

priestesses and devotees of mental superiority there turn upon it and

rend it, when they are heartily tired of the whole literary business.

There is always this danger when anything is passionately pursued as a

fashion, that it will one day cease to be the fashion. Plato and Buddha

and even Emerson become in time like a last season's fashion plate. Even

a “friend of the spirit” will have to go. Culture is certain to mock

itself in time.

The clubs for the improvement of the mind--the female mind--and of

speech, which no doubt had their origin in modern Athens, should know,

then, that it is the highest mark of female culture now in that beautiful

town to despise culture, to affect the gayest and most joyous ignorance

--ignorance of books, of all forms of so-called intellectual development,

and all literary men, women, and productions whatsoever! This genuine

movement of freedom may be a real emancipation. If it should reach the

metropolis, what a relief it might bring to thousands who are, under a

high sense of duty, struggling to advance the intellectual life. There is

this to be said, however, that it is only the very brightest people,

those who have no need of culture, who have in fact passed beyond all

culture, who can take this position in regard to it, and actually revel

in the delights of ignorance. One must pass into a calm place when he is

beyond the desire to know anything or to do anything.

It is a chilling thought, unless one can rise to the highest philosophy

of life, that even the broad 'a', when it is attained, may not be a

permanence. Let it be common, and what distinction will there be in it?

When devotion to study, to the reading of books, to conversation on

improving topics, becomes a universal fashion, is it not evident that one

can only keep a leadership in fashion by throwing the whole thing

overboard, and going forward into the natural gayety of life, which cares

for none of these things? We suppose the Constitution of the United

States will stand if the day comes--nay, now is--when the women of

Chicago call the women of Boston frivolous, and the women of Boston know

their immense superiority and advancement in being so, but it would be a

blank surprise to the country generally to know that it was on the wrong

track. The fact is that culture in this country is full of surprises, and

so doubles and feints and comes back upon itself that the most diligent

recorder can scarcely note its changes. The Drawer can only warn; it

cannot advise.

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